OOOH BABY THIS ONE WAS A LONG TIME COMING.
NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!!
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A DAY LIKE ANY OTHER. A DAY OF ADVENTURE WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS. OH HOW TIGHTLY YOU HOLD THEM TO YOUR CHEST, AND OH HOW TERRIFYING IT IS TO WATCH THEM GET EVISCERATED BY SOMETHING YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. MAYBE IF YOU JUST LISTENED A BIT MORE, IF YOU LET THE SMART ONE LEAD THE CHARGE, THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED. ONCE AGAIN YOUR IMPULSIVENESS LEADS TO DISASTER.
HEAR ME NOW, YOUNG TIDESTRIDER, YOUR STUPIDITY WILL BRING THE DEMISE OF EVERYTHING YOU WERE BORN AND FORGED TO PROTECT. HOW COULD THE PROPHECY HAVE CHOSEN SOMEONE SO USELESS?
I BET YOU WISH YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT LEVER.
FAILURE.
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i've successfully made my mother despair over the ending of ofmd season 1
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two sonic oc and a selfinsert cuz i wanted to make one (its the one in the middle the goatish character by the way)
the other two-- the bat doesnt have a name but the squirrel is a different case--- ava/m coomunity whos still actively looking at my blog,,, do you see anything familiar about them??
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I’m always paranoid of my tumblr being deleted or malfunctioning or something like that someday, so here’s other places to find me/follow me, just in case lol
~ instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lucalicatte/
~ main youtube - https://www.youtube.com/c/LucaLiCatte
~ games/sims youtube - https://www.youtube.com/@cloudycatte
~ facebook page (I rarely use this because I hate facebook but.. it at least allows text posts better than instagram does, so idk maybe I’d use it more if tumblr went away? lol) - https://www.facebook.com/cloudycatteart/
~ Other Links (stuff I don’t use often/isn’t Main enough to list here, like twitter, neopets, other tumblr sideblogs, youtube channels, etc.) are here - http://icewindandboringhorror.tumblr.com/otherlinks )
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i want to taste life like
fruit on an
early december morning
like one of those early summer stone fruits
that you see
and buy excitedly at the store-
a cherry a lychee a nectarine a child
a sun that pushes my sweat slicked
hair back behind my ears
and kisses the salt
off my lips-
its pulp pulls at my teeth
and gets stuck
and juice cascades
from the corners of my lips
i have never been alive before this moment
i will never be alive again
buy me a mango
when you get the groceries
today and we will
eat and feel its flesh
under our nails
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"Europeans are the master race!" We didn't even figure out that we could put our secondary staple foods like meat and cheese in between slices of our primary staple food of bread until the Seventeen Hundreds, Common Era
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turning my lawn into not a lawn is expensive and exhausting but its about to become strawberry heaven
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inktober day 6 : golden
▪︎they just keep throwing these things out
▪︎this is the third time this week
▪︎its already rotting . . .
▪︎what a waste
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So apparently when you get a new job you have to renew your ID if something happened to it that broke it or made it completely illegible.
Found out the best way possible I guess! A shiny new ID for a shiny new job!
I’m still open for freelance work on my free time if anyone needs a farm or some messy contraption... just don’t ask for a raid or warden farm, apparently I’m not allowed near those if I’m on my own.
Hermitcitizen ID (and postcard) template by @ink-ghoul!
No, I’m not a bird. I don’t know who started the rumour but I’m not a bird, I can prove it! Could a bird do this? *dives from birdhouse-style hole in a cave wall and immediately crashes into stalactites, popping a totem*
(”old” destroyed ID under cut)
Btw any questions abt the sona are welcome! It would be nice to find the rest of the DO maintenance crew (and any other person/creature that might want a friend!)
Might’ve gotten eaten by ravagers, fallen into lava and/or got lost inside my redstone shulker for about a month... who knows what actually happened to it tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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M up I think. Feel like I'm typings this for like the 3rd or 4th time
I'm good guys panic over
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anyways....
away from the angst for a bit do you think once baghera and forever start to get closer and see eachother as kinda siblings, he starts to think about telling her he's a mermaid
if it were up to him he would have told her already but he knows how paranoid phil is about telling people who he doesn't fully trust and dont already know about the existence of mermaids so he hasn't told her
well he has but he's never actually proven it to her
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I think it woudl be super funny if one of the french was also a mermaid but they can’t like shift from human to mermaid ofc ofc so baghera knows of the existance of mermaids already and she suspects forever might be one but has no proof other then weird habits he has and her own thoughts (no idea which… i think it woudl be cool if it was Etoiles because bbh is also a mermaid so that woudl mean all the players with a death affinity on the qsmp being mermaids and that sort of thing pleases my brain)
baghera being a theorist remains i think it’s funny if she things forever is a mermaid but never tells him because like what proof does she have???? mermaids can’t be human and forever is obviously human but just maybe….
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He has no skill as an archer...
But Dubus would make a great bard, music wise!
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actually very pissed off. just got to my desk and it seems someone has come in to clean. in the process, they have moved things around on my desk including a monitor, my plant and sticky notes, and binned a bottle i had kept on my desk PURPOSEFULLY so i could reuse it, as it was a big bottle that i actually brought ALL THE WAY BACK FROM ITALY with me last year. for 10 weeks i have worked here and never has anyone touched shit on my desk or cleaned in our office. i'm actually upset. i am seriously upset. GIVE ME BACK MY ACQUA PANNA YOU ASSHOLES.
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The amount of people I've blocked over hating on sansa stark like,,, girl that's a child
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