#team rancher is dead

[carry-on-my-wayward-gays]

If the Empires x HC crossover ends with only 2 Rancher interactions I'm gonna ugly cry for a week and drop the series I cannot do this they can't just promise Rancher content and then not do anything like the ranch is just gonna be standing in Tumble Town collecting dust cause it's probably not gonna be acknowledged moving forward and they won't even think ab each other past this DO THE HEARTS MEAN NOTHING TO YOU TANGOTEK WAS THIS JUST A GAME TO YOU AND DOES JIMMY THINK "MY RANCHER" IS JUST SMTHN YOU CAN THROW AROUND WHY DO OUR CCS HATE US CAN ANYONE HEAR ME

#shadow says a thing #i'm gonna puke jimmy didn't even mention tango in his episode #team rancher is dead #i'm leaving the fandom sayonara you weeabo shits #/hj /dramatic #empires smp #hermitcraft #empires x hermitcraft #team rancher

[hybbart]

Day 2376: The ranchers head west towards the coast. They take a break in the outskirts of a small town, overrun not by zombies but by feral plants and animals.

The one thing I like about spring is the bright flowers contrast against the dreary grey everything else.

#dead animal #solidaritygaming #tango tek #rancher's revenge #team rancher #rancher apocalypse au #fanart #nature #biopunk #character #scene #background #art #sketch #colour #Hybbart

[synesthete-sylke]

quick goofy doodle page because tangolin (pangolin tango: he may be a flare but he is a pangolin in my Heart) is in my head and he Will Not Leave-

fic that inspired this stupid little thing (please go read it, it's actually really good)

also it is In My Brain now that zed and sometimes impulse go out of their way to spook tango and make him go all roly-poly; like, he's also a bit small so they can grab him and carry him around, but the hermits sometimes make him roll up and just bowl him.

#sylke's art #tangotek #tangotek fanart #jimmy solidarity #solidarity fanart #team rancher #rancher duo #solidaritek #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #double life #double life fanart #trafficblr #life series fanart #also people should be able to wear tango on their back pfff #like a little fiery armoured shield #god knows jimmy needs something like that to protect him #also my mom thought jimmy was dead when i showed this to her??? #no mom he just looks like that #he's a pathetic wet cat and we love that for him okay

[basil-the-bulbasaur]

Martyn won when Ren was gone. When the hand didn't have to kill his king

JIMMY broke his curse when Tango was "sick". HE BROKE HIS CURSE WHEN HIS COALMINE WAS MISSING!!!

#secret life spoilers #*dies* #*gets resurrected by joel* #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #team rancher #secret life #slsmp #slsmp spoilers #this session did like 10D4 psychic damage. so as a commoner. i am dead #life series spoilers

[veeisqueer]

I just realised something. Since Tango and Ren switched places Tango wasn't there when his Rancher lost his final life. Kinda familiar isn't that? (Talking about how Jimmy and Tango died in DL)

Augghhh.

Ranchers=Property Police

Technically Jimmy was first out in the overworld. (No I'm not upset that he broke his curse. I just belive that he still has the curse. But I am proud of him that he broke it)

#jimmy solidarity #secretlife smp #life series #secret life #traffic series #ranchers duo #team ranchers #ranchers my beloved #Tango not being there when Jimmy dying is ironic. #I can think of the most sadest angsty idea with the ranchers. #where we Tango is back next session he looks around for Jimmy #then asks Martyn or Skizz where he is and they say he's dead. #property police #double life #canary jimmy #trafficblr #traffic smp #trafficshipping

[andyling]

Alright so session 6 was . . . a lot . . . but we have a tradition here so repeat after me guys

TEAM RANCHER ISN’T DEAD THEY’RE JUST BEING SILLY

#we gonna ignore the assassination attempts #EVERYTHING IS FINE #I’M NOT IN DENIAL #JIMMY’S SERIES DEFINITELY ISN’T ABOUT TO END #TANGO DID NOT LOSE A SHIT TON OF TIME #TEAM RANCHER ISN’T DEAD YET #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #Team Rancher #rancher duo #limited life smp #limited life spoilers #limited life #24lsmp #limlsmp #TEAM RANCHER ISN’T DEAD THEY’RE JUST BEING SILLY

[cjskribblez]

I head canon that Jimmy has the dead anime mom hair of death

And that is the reason he always dies first

This made me laugh so hard I HAD to draw it

#jimmy with the dead mom haircut WHEEZEEE #your son looks like a GIRL audio here #trafficblr #solidarity fanart #jimmy solidarity #jimmy solidarity fanart #team rancher

[vialsoflavender]

"Come on buddy, the session starts in 10 minutes. You should return to Joel and G-"

"Noooo... Another 5 minutes...."

"Alright, 5 more minutes then."

#team rancher #rancher duo #tangotek #solidaritygaming #solidaritek #trafficshipping #limited life #it's fine everything is okay look team rancher isn't dead!!!!! #let me stay delusional please #vialsofart

[dailyteamrancher]

[day 9] “iron? iron pwease?”

#dailyteamrancher #team rancher #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #double life smp #my apple pencil was dead so i drew this one with my finger :D #there’s no noticeable different that’s just a fun fact #glad i chose to use a line brush with minimal pressure sensitivity for this blog lol

[hermitfic-ao3]

Heyah! Thanks for this. I’m eating well tonight.

This one’s a little niche but the world building is strong.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/52360939/chapters/132457804

Green Carnations by Pandoraship

Rating: M

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (Heed AO3 Tags)

Pairings: Grian/GoodTimeWithScar, SolidarityGaming/TangoTek, Martyn InTheLittleWood/Rendog, Smallishbeans/LDShadowLady

Summary:

Scar comes to Hermits Watch to get away from his past.

Grian comes to secure his future that was torn from him.

This is the story of the rebuilding of many things, and the clearing of thorns.

#scarian #team ranchers #treebark #jizzie #grian #goodtimewithscar #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #martyn inthelittlewood #rendog #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady #trafficshipping #dead dove do not eat

[pixiemage]

Them.

#TNaWY AU #Team Rancher #trafficshipping #Sneak Preview #GUYS THIS SCENE IS KILLING ME #I’M DEAD OKAY DEAD

[cooberreal]

doodled them in class. i love frozen waffles (scene from my fic :) )

#i’ll put down my roots when i’m dead #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #team rancher

[aiming-for-phantoms]

TEAM RANCHER RENUITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#SOBBING SPUTTERING WEEPING SCREAMING IM DEAD #I MISSED THEMMG HHJ #team rancher #empires smp #hermitcraft #tangotek #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #double life #aim.txt

[mleemwyvern]

tango wasn't there.

he didnt get to see his rancher break the curse. he wasnt there when he died.

he never got to celebrate or say goodbye.

#trafficblr #secret life spoilers #secret life smp #my ranchers brain is in agony #i need some angsty fics about this. my BOYS. #team rancher #imagine him coming back next session to realize three of his friends are gone... one being his rancher buddy......... #and he wasnt there. he didnt get to say goodbye to them. he didnt get a chance to save them. #hes the warden wrangler. maybe he could have. #but he was gone. #has someone ever been absent for a permadeath before #this may be a brand new horrible angst #he didnt get to see jimmys small victory... didnt get to see him happy over not being last #and he wont get to. because his rancher is already dead. #he missed it.

[team-rancher]

THEY’RE BACK FOR REAL

I’m shaking with excitement, just look at it!! The Ranch is back and they’re together again!

#and the Fwhip interference is dead on arrival #whew #<- things that will absolutely not come back to haunt me #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #team rancher #rancher duo #Jimmy #Tango #My posts #screenshot

[trashie-nerd]

the most recent Jimmy Solidarity video (12 injured, 4 found dead)

#it's me #i am dead #i cried #oh my god #THE RANCH IS BACK AND WITH THE R #empires smp #empires s2 #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #team ranchers #how are we holding up guys #hermitcraft empires crossover