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religioused · 3 years
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You Are Not Cursed
Pride Church Service 2021
by Gary Simpson
Hebrew Scripture Reading: (CEV)
Genesis 3:8-15 Late in the afternoon a breeze began to blow, and the man and woman heard the LORD God walking in the garden. They were frightened and hid behind some trees.
9 The LORD called out to the man and asked, "Where are you?" The man answered, "I was naked, and when I heard you walking through the garden, I was frightened and hid!"
11 "How did you know you were naked?" God asked. "Did you eat any fruit from that tree in the middle of the garden?"
"It was the woman you put here with me," the man said. "She gave me some of the fruit, and I ate it." The LORD God then asked the woman, "What have you done?" "The snake tricked me," she answered. "And I ate some of that fruit."
14 So the LORD God said to the snake: "Because of what you have done, you will be the only animal to suffer this curse— For as long as you live, you will crawl on your stomach and eat dirt. You and this woman will hate each other; your descendants and hers will always be enemies. One of hers will strike you on the head, and you will strike him on the heel."
Opening Prayer:
Companion God, today, we accept the clothes you make for us after each mistake. And we seek to wear them with pride in being the people that you created. Amen.
Reflection:
Today, I am wearing orange, because orange is the color used to Represent people who went to residential schools for indigenous children in Canada. In today’s service, we are weeding a few elements regarding the Kamloops, British Columbia residential school in with the service.
J.P. Fokkelman wrote the chapter on Genesis in The Literary Guide to the Bible. Fokkelman notes that there is a poetical form in the story of humanity’s fall.(1) I have heard theologians take the position that poetry in the Bible should not be taken literally. The Companion Bible takes the position that this passage is literal history that uses figures of speech for emphasis.(2) When I see poetry in a passage, I try to dig a little deeper than a literal interpretation, because the Biblical author might be trying to make a much deeper point, a point that will resonate even louder in the heart. Today, we can get out the excavation equipment and dig a little deeper.
There are different ways to view the story of Adam and Eve sinning. There is a Christian understanding, which most of us are familiar with, a Rabbinic Jewish understanding, and a Gnostic understanding. As Christians, we have generally seen the narrative in our Genesis reading as the fall of humanity. The fall seems to be the dominant understanding in Christianity.(3) While Rabbinic Judaism tends to see this Genesis narrative as an event that changed humanity, Rabbinic Judaism does not see this story as the fall of humanity. Sin moves from being present outside of humanity to something that is also present inside humanity. Judaism tends to see humanity as now subject to death, but not as “damned or totally separated from the divine.”(4) The Gnostics tend to see the story of Adam and Eve eating the forbidden fruit as a “coming of age" story.(5) Because Gnostic interpretations could be the topic of a lecture, I will not get into them. I tend to see this as a coming-of-age story, with multiple shades of meaning.
John Gill, the 16th Century theologian and “prolific author,” wrote commentaries covering the entire Bible.(6) In Gill's Exposition the observation is made that Adam and Eve must have known that they were naked, but now they found themselves feeling shame at their own nakedness.(7) Shame, remorse, guilt, and fear were previously “strangers” to Adam and Eve.(8) As a result of Adam and Eve's mistake, the descendants of the Eve are wounded, but have the hope that there will be a “definitive victory over evil.”(9) I believe God tries to restore the inherent worth and dignity of the couple. “God gives Adam and Eve the loincloth . . . for their dignity.”(10)
“God makes the first move to counter sin.”(11) God walks in the garden. Some Bible commentators believe that God is a spirit, so God was not literally walking through the garden. One of my Bible commentaries describes God as “walking in a visible form – not running hastily, as one impelled by the influence of angry feelings” and says God was “uttering the well-known tones of kindness.”(12) Commentator Matthew Henry sees significance in the time of day that God came walking through the garden. God did not walk during the hot part of the day, because God was not angry with Adam and Eve. God did not come at night, when Adam and Eve's fears would have been much higher. God walked through the garden during the cool part of the day.(13)
In the order of events, God’s first question is not about the mistake of eating the forbidden fruit of the tree; it is about shame. God asks, "How did you know you were naked?" That question is followed by the question, "Did you eat any fruit from that tree . . .?” I picture God asking, “How do you know you are naked?” Following a long silence, during which Adam and Eve are too afraid to respond, God asks the second question. “Did you eat from that tree?”
Perhaps, there is importance of the order of the questions God asked Adam and Eve how they knew they were naked, how they knew they were shameful and deserved to feel shame, debilitating shame. Then God asks, “Did you eat from that tree?” God’s first concern seems to me to be more related to who told Adam and Eve that they were naked, who told them that they should be ashamed than it is to the fact that they disobeyed God.
Adam’s defense for disobeying God is blaming Eve. And Eve blames the snake. Contributors to The Abingdon Bible Commentary observe, “The snake is not even allowed to make a defense, for his guilt is too obvious.”(14)
Contributors to the Christian Community Bible make this point. “God curses the serpent but not humankind.”(15) Other animals are not cursed. Only the snake is cursed.(16) The ground is cursed by God, but humans are not cursed.(17) This is an important point. Humanity is not cursed. Those going through a coming-of-age experience are not cursed. LGBT+ people are not cursed. Emphasizing this point: You are not cursed.
There is a cool story of a crow and a fox. The fox was hungry and was hoping that the crow would come down from a tree, so the fox could dine on crow. The crow would not come down from the top of the tree. Using a religious appeal, the fox tried to convince the crow. He points out that in the Talmud, an ancient Jewish commentary, the lion and the lamb lie down together, and that the fox and the lamb will lie together.(18)
Then the sounds of hunting dogs could be heard. The fox got scared. The crow pointed out that the fox had no reason to be afraid, because the fox is a Talmud scholar and knows what Isaiah said. The fox replies that he knows what Isaiah said, but the dogs don’t, as he slinks into the bushes to hide.
Those foxes who cite the Bible, book, chapter, and verse, to condemn those who are coming of age and to especially condemn LGBT+ people find the hunting dogs of guilt and shame come after them, because they have not tasted much of the love of God.
Thousands of years later, God still “seeks out those were hiding among the trees in shame, who have patched together clothing of their own making, who are afraid of God.” God is the garden of our lives wanting to “restore relationship.” God is not in the distant heavenly, “arms folded.” God is present, asking, ‘Where are you?’(19) And the voice is a quiet, calm, concerned voice, not a voice of anger.
Lama Rod Owens is a Buddhist teacher, a lama. Owens wrote the book Love and Rage: the Path of Liberation Through Anger. He gave the April 2021 Boswell Lecture at Pacific School of Religion. He said, "Conditional love is an act of psychological and spiritual terrorism."(20) I agree with him. God is not a psychological terrorist and God is not a spiritual terrorist. God’s love is unconditional and eternal. You can never outrun, outlive, outlast, or out hide God’s love by living in the closet. Gods' love cannot be shamed away or scared away by fig leaves.
I want to speak directly to people of Indigenous heritage and then I will conclude. Saying the last week to ten days was painful is an understatement. Words cannot begin to describe the news regarding the Kamloops residential school. Those who shamed, degraded, and dehumanized you are in the wrong. You are not in the wrong, and you were never in the wrong.
In the midst of pain, degradation, and shame felt First Nation, Inuit, and Métis people, God walks through the garden and asks, “who told you you were naked?“ And God restores dignity and worth.
God surveys your coming of age mistakes, moves to help you feel shameless and then God speaks words of condemnation to those who made you feel shame, to those who made you feel defective and worthless. But God does not curse you. You are not cursed. The Kingdom of God is a shame-free place. You are not cursed. You are loved, not cursed. Hallelujah! Amen. Now go. Live in Pride.
Prayers of the People:
At the end of each prayer, we say together: God of shameless faith, we thank You for burying our shame.
One: For those who found coming of age frightening and shameful, we ask that godly pride replace shame.
All: God of shameless faith, we thank You for burying the shame.
One: For those who found early romantic endeavors shameful, we ask that godly pride replace shame.
All: God of shameless faith, we thank You for burying the shame.
One: For those who found their real gender identity shameful, we ask that godly pride prevail.
All: God of shameless faith, we thank You for burying the shame.
One: For those who found the secret of their sexual orientation shameful, we request deeply felt, godly pride.
All: God of shameless faith, we thank You for burying the shame.
One: For those who stating their pronouns humiliating, we seek godly pride.
All: God of shameless faith, we thank You for burying the shame.
One: For those who find their abilities deeply demeaning, we request godly pride.
All: God of shameless faith, we thank You for burying the shame.
Notes
(1) J.P. Fokkelman. “Genesis.” The Literary Guide to the Bible. (Cambridge, Massachusetts: Belknap Press, 1987), 38.
(2) The Companion Bible. (Grand Rapids, Michigan: Kregel, 1922), 7.
(3) Michael Carden. “Genesis/Berkshire.” The Queer Bible Commentary. (London: SCM Press, 2006), 29.
(4) Carden (2006), 29.
(5) Carden (2006), 29.
(6) “Gill's Exposition.” Study Light. n.d., 11 May 2021. <https://www.studylight.org/commentaries/eng/geb.html>.
(7) John Gill. “Gill's Exposition: Genesis 3. Study Light. n.d., 10 May 2021. <https://www.studylight.org/commentaries/eng/geb/genesis-3.html>.
(8) Robert Jamieson, A.R. Fausset, and David Brown. Jamieson, Fausset, and Brown's Commentary on the Whole Bible. (Grand Rapids, Michigan: Zondervan, 1961), 20.
(9) Christian Community Bible. (Madrid: San Pablo International, 1988), 11.
(10) Christian Community Bible. (Madrid: San Pablo International, 1988), 11.
(11) John C.L. Gibson. The Daily Study Bible: Genesis Vol. 1. (Edinburgh: Saint Andrew Press, 1981), 130.
(12) Robert Jamieson, A.R. Fausset, and David Brown. Jamieson, Fausset, and Brown's Commentary on the Whole Bible. (Grand Rapids, Michigan: Zondervan, 1961), 19-20.
(13) Matthew Henry. The Matthew Henry Study Bible. (Peabody, Massachusetts: Hendrickson Pub,, 2020), 9.
(14) Frederick Eiselen, Edwin Lewis, and David Downey, eds. Abingdon Bible Commentary. (New York: Abingdon Press, 1929), 223.
(15) Christian Community Bible. (Madrid: San Pablo International, 1988), 11, and Kent Dobson. Teachings of the Torah. (Grand Rapids, Michigan: Zondervan, 2014), 10.
(16) See Genesis 3:14.
(17) Genesis 3:17 says the ground is cursed.
(18) John C.L. Gibson. The Daily Study Bible: Genesis Vol. 1. (Edinburgh: Saint Andrew Press, 1981), 122.
(19) Kent Dobson. Teachings of the Torah. (Grand Rapids, Michigan: Zondervan, 2014), 9.
(20) Rod Owens. “Boswell Lecture.” Pacific School of Religion. Berkeley, California. April 15, 2021.
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we-with-ribbons · 5 years
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Bond Levels
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A strange and unusual summons eve possesses the body of olga to be a servant. In her battle mode, she can transform into her battle-dress from Magical Energy to enclose her. Under her gloves she has Command Spells engraved on her hand meant for olga for her servant self. 
The servants true name is Eve the first woman. 
Level 1
Height/Weight: ???  
Source: History / biblical text. 
Region:???
Alignment: chaotic-evil 
Gender: Female
Eve requests to be called a different name due to personal dislike of her decisions. 
Level 2
Eve knows that she's not a proper servant due to the half formed merged between her and olga. Because of this eve tries her best to keep the body of the director away from unnecessary danger while coming up with a reasonable plan. 
Level 3
Eve can be a caster or ruler but it seems berserker fits due to the many tales that have been told about her. Maybe it was because she hasn't heard God's words words unlike her husband she wasn't as close to God as he was. While she can no longer go home to edon she did grow to care for her family. Once she heard Olga's plea to be loved and live, eve decided she would help. Because of this eve grew to learn about chaldea and wanted to protect it. 
Level 4
Eve starts considering being summoned as a proper after growing to love chaldea and the servants there. while she remembered her life and Olga's eve can't seem to hold a grudge. If asked why she'll often smile and walk away. 
" master what's the point of being angry if you have but one life to live?" 
While she does grow angry and go into a berserker like rage when people talk about certain aspects of her past eve doesn't really do anything unless pushed. 
Level 5
Forbidden fruit of knowledge.   
Rank: C - A
Type: Anit-Unti (Self)
This noble phantom allows Eve to tap into magic all around her witch helps strengthen her and push past her body's limitations as well as give her knowledge about her surrounding area and to an extent her opponent.  Her attacks are often stronger and her fighting style becomes more berserker like. 
This noble phantasm is hard to maintain, not because of its power (it’s not that strong compared to some others), but because of how eating the fruit can lead to consequences regarding Eve's and olga's mind. It is in a scenes a double edge sword. 
Extra
While eve shares her body with olga it's easy to tell which one is in control. Eve has light blue eyes and is often extremely friendly to whoever interacts with her. Olga has orange eyes and has a bit of a snarky attitude with most people. Over time it seems that eve is slowly starting to allow olga to open up with others. 
Dialogue
Upon Summoning: “servant berserker! I'm -.... Oh sorry…. Yes i do look like olga …. Feel free to call me whatever suits makes you feel better  master!" 
Level Up: “oh ...well thank you!”
1st Ascension: “mmm i don't like clothes mutch but my host likes them so ...why not ? ” 
2nd Ascension: “! Master...thank you for looking after us...”
3rd Ascension: “....please continue to look after her…." 
4th Ascension:  “ thank you master for caring enough to help me know who i am.. Mmm? Why am i crying? ”
Battle Start 1: “on it.” 
Battle Start 2: “I don't like violence , but…” 
Skill 1: “as you wish, Master.” 
Skill 2: “hm…”
Skill 3: “ forgive me.”
Command Card Selected 1: “ yes.”
Command Card Selected 2: “hmm”
Command Card Selected 3: “good bye…"
Extra Attack: “grrr ”
Noble Phantasm Selected: “it seems as if my sins come back to haunt me...”
Noble Phantasm Selected 2: “ as you wish!”   
Regular Damage 1: “Gh-!”
Regular Damage 2: “Ah-!”
Regular Damage 3: “Nh~!”
Damage from Noble Phantasm: “nghhh–!!?"
Defeated 1: “ it's ...cold..is this what it's like to die again ?”
Defeated 2: “…oh ...it hurts ” 
Battle Finish 1: “lets go home master… "  
Battle Finish 2: “we did it master !” 
Bond Lvl 1: “please don't call me eve…. Or olga…. I'm nether "
Bond Lvl 2: “Master, what do you think makes a place home?”
Bond Lvl 3: “ ah…. Master who… who do I look like in your eyes? Am i eve or...olga? I want to be me…. But i promise to help her "
Bond Lvl 4: “…Eh? Master please tell me if I disappear would anyone care? I'm a woman who caused a lot of trouble so ...never mind.  ” 
Bond Lvl 5:  “master….chaldea is so nice. It's… nothing like edon but i want to protect it with all my being. I can see why olga loves this place but….it makes me sad that I'll be leaving soon. I hope miss olga is happy here ”
Dialogue 1: “it's so big.. And seems familiar” 
Dialogue 2: " heh..thank you..to be considered anything other than a servant even if im temporary is nice ”
Dialogue 3: “... Thank you for protecting chaldea the way you have. I was too weak to do so .” 
Dialogue 4: “ah...my body feels different like i'm almost whole...maybe I should go to the doctors and ask what's wrong ?”
Something You Like: “My likes ? I….id don't know i like dried fruit and a nice book... ”  
Something You Hate: “…...i hate shoes....” 
About the Holy Grail: “ i…. It seems too good to be true master..please be careful ”
If Lucifer is summoned: “…forgive me master ill be in my room " 
If Lovecraft is summoned: “ ah ...he's a dear friend to me...i…. I hope he finds happiness...hm? What do you mean i'm blushing! 
Birthday: “Birthday? Ah...let's go make you a cake master!”
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junikshanasar · 3 years
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Fruit Saga
idk man we were talking abt romance on discord and one of my friends was just like: “yo ppl will ship anything, like just the other day my sister shipped an apple and an orange”
So naturally, I outlined the entire story (don’t take it too seriously lol):
romance is great. so an apple and an orange, huh?
the apple is a reject, because while it is juicy, it is not citrus
thus, the apples are discriminated against, and because of that, it is a forbidden romance
between an apple and the an orange royal, because oranges are the royals of the citrus kingdom
Friend: Nope. They need to have at least one fundamental thing in common. Opposite personality but same core values, for the enemies-to-lovers trope to function properly. That’s like saying two people should be shipped  because they’re both human.
(she says some good stuff^^) anyway, what the citrus kingdom doesn’t know is that a long time ago, the apples were actually the royals. They were considered sacred, gifts to scholars and used to keep away evil healers.
Uh, and the reason the apples fell is because their sister tribe, the tomatoes, were ushered out of the fruit continent, falsely accused of being vegetables.
With their numbers halved, the apples had no choice but to fall to the citrus coupe and submit to oppression.
however the tomatoes did not sit still. They teamed up with the berries (who were considered inferior fruit and pushed out long ago), their greatest ally being the nightshade berries. 
Friend: What about bananas and avocadoes?
not important. anyway, our protagonist the apple finds itself caught between its lover, the citrus royal, and its duty as a spy for the nightshade army.
anyway fruit romance is tots possible
Buddy: ... Write a novel. Weird people like you will read it.
Friend: I still don’t see it. But then I realized they both fit into spiced pastries. Like apple and spice pastries and spice orange pastries. Either work as a flavour combo. you know, fall flavours?
... and then the pastry nation attacked.
Buddy: No.
and all fruit were oppressed under their powerful rule. as such, the nightshade army and the citrus kingdom were forced to work together to fight off this great enemy.
including our apple protag and their citrus lover, who had both had a huge fallout earlier when the apple’s identity was exposed
Buddy: Enemies-to-Lovers-to-Enemies
and here we have arrived at a story of growing trust between rivals. with the relationship of the main couple as a beacon/symbol for the fruit population.
Buddy: lmao so where’s like, pear? And watermelon?
uhhh they live in the south, outside of citrus kingdom
Buddy: Pears are just sad people mistake them for apples lol
exactly, pears must be very careful! they tend to avoid citrus kingdom entirely because of what happened to apples
Buddy: Rip. So what’s your explanation for the wax cover on apples?
they tried disguising themselves.
making themselves look more like citrus, you know, by having an inedible outer layer. maybe if they looked more citrus-y, they wouldn’t receive as much hate or discrimination. 
however they failed to find a substance that would match properly. thus coating yourself in wax just became a form of trying to fit in
...
We kinda ended off there cause she had to go eat dinner, but as you can imagine there is a happy ending where they either overthrow the pastries or become friends with them. our lovers get together, they become rulers of the continent (or abolish the monarchy, whatev floats their boat).
Or maybe they all die. Consumed by the human invasion. 
The end~
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