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softiedingo · 2 years
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The mosquito.
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sp0o0kylights · 4 months
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One of my coworkers is insisting you can play D&D for money, and I'm low-key convinced she found some kind of like, home brewed gladiator D&D ring, bc while I do not play it myself I grew up with/ still know many many people who did and absolutely people who would have done it for money, and this is an extremely long sentence to say;
Wouldn't it be absolutely hilarious if Steve thought Eddie had picked up drug dealing again well after Vecna, only to find out his dramatic ass, wet racoon boyfriend has started/is hosting an underground D&D gambling ring instead?
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greyhands · 6 months
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BG3 dream
Last night, I had one of the strangest dreams, about Baldur's Gate 3, and it wasn't even about Astarion (a shame, trully) ! I dreamt about Raphael, that magnificient yet insufferable bastard. I was lying in his bed (it's not what you think ^^;) and he was there, calmly reading a book in his cambion form (don't ask me how he fit in the bed, but in the dream, it worked) and I kept sticking my freezing feet on him to warm up, annoying him to no end. I even remember making a lame joke about his infernal heat, but it didn't make him laugh at all XD Apparently, annoying him in the game is not enough haha I love him ^^
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plushieanimals · 2 years
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not to be like dramatic or anything but i would die for this giant spider plush by LifelikeSpiderArt
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somecunttookmyurl · 25 days
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men will get mildly annoyed with a woman and abandon her in clearly unsafe situations as "punishment" like that's normal
like. i very much walked away from him to go home by myself
(because i re-organised and re-arranged my whole birthday trip down to london (at the expense of something i would have liked to do and would have been both very funny and deeply satisfyig) and changed the dates and everything to accomodate him and he threw that in my face
but regardless you still fucking check don't you. like. hello.
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blueskittlesart · 6 months
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I finally caved. I couldn't take it anymore, I had to order your zine. For the whole MONTH I've been debating because I'm in college and shouldn't spend money, but I love your art and comics SO MUCH 😭. With my adhd I can't really handle urgent money decisions, so with this being the last day to order (I've kept careful track of the days cause I couldn't decide), I couldn't not order because it's my last chance! I was really afraid I'd regret it if I didn't because I love your art so much. Anyways. I ordered your zine. I look forward to having it I love your art I hope making and selling it has been a good experience for you 😁
i appreciate it so much! i was honestly really worried abt this as my first foray into selling my art as a product bc i am also a broke college student and there's always some financial risk with these things, but you all have really made this an amazing experience for me! I didn't think I'd even get 20 orders, but i ended up with almost 200, which is legitimately insane. I'm REALLY looking forward to packaging these and sending them out in the coming months, and i really hope they live up to everyone's expectations bc i had SO much fun producing them!!
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chaiichait · 2 months
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Today I was reminded about how much people hate Taylor Swift and it made me think of a memory I had. Once in high school, I was mumbling a TS song in class and a row of boys sat behind me. Mind you, they HATED Taylor Swift, to the point where they would mock me and my friends for listening to her, but one of them told me, "You should be a songwriter, that's some nice lyrics you sang." I was in shock. This guy, who has outwardly showed disgust to TS when I talked about her, is saying that her lyrics are meaningful and nice?? This is proof that people only hate TS because it's a trend to. If they really listened to her songs, and I mean REALLY listened, they would not have any reason to hate her.
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onlyzhuyilong · 5 months
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The quality of the interview is measured on the the level of silliness from the guys, and this one is a 10/10
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houlebubo · 1 year
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So I told my film school mate about Goncharov
Me: "Alright, time for your weekly internet update. So, as you know, back in 1973 Scorsese made a movie called 'Goncharov', about Italian and Russian mafias, it starred De Niro, but it's been mostly forgotten since"
Him: "Oh yeah that sounds about right, it was screened at the school right?"
Me: "No because I just lied to you, this movie was completely made up by Tumblr last night"
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thesealfriend · 3 months
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Love helping extremely drunk people with very minor issues because they're always so bamboozled yet grateful to have a giant with fluorescent hair and covered in chains descend from the heavens to solve their problems
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gaysagainststeve · 2 years
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sorry, i was trying to show you guys what i could do to a dick
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nc-vb · 5 months
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y'all, the way my coworker saw my phone lock screen and background photos and fucking cringed at me SORRY YOU DON'T LIKE MAHITO, NEITHER DO I BUT HE'S JUST A SILLY LITTLE GUY OK
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eggthew · 6 months
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WAIT okay before I sleep. funny thing my dad said to me and my sibling a few days ago. we were sitting down in a pub waiting to eat, and he leaned over and went "do you wanna know what fashion trend I HATE right now?" and we went "what?" and he said, with so much confidence, "mullets". both me and my sibling stared at him until he looked at us both a bit more closely and remembered we both currently have mullets and had the decency to look horrified and go "wait no not like how you have it" shdhdjkdkd okay good night for reals
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slu-tea-ftm · 7 months
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Made my signature cookies for a potluck at work and, while I was on break with my coworkers (who were basically devouring the cookies lol, they love them), I was sitting there watching it all with a big grin.
Then my coworker says to me, "You just like the praise, don't you?"
If only she knew 🤭
Everyone who compliments my cookies is feeding my praise kink while I bask in the adoration hehe
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[Dad comes home from work]
Me (yelling from the kitchen): 2-0 did you hear?
Dad: A what???
Me: TWO ZERO
Dad (walking in the kitchen looking for the remote): 2-0 for whom?
Me: For us. We won.
Dad: We won... like the game is over or are we currently winning?
Me: Yes, game is over.
Dad: For us... really???
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