yk. the resistance ppl have to so much as considering the idea that mike might not jump to immediately and enthusiastically engaging in obvious n indisputably gay shit with will publicly is kinda funny in a puzzling way when season three and season four, where he does exactly that the entire way through, are literally right there for us all to watch on netflix.com. like. Okay ❤️
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni
Sophie, I don't know what you are- or who. Not since Cerberus rebuilt you. For all I know, you could be their puppet- controlled by The Illusive Man himself.
Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
A long time ago, I took this screenshot, because the dramatic poses and composition here felt very Renaissance-y—everyone in it looks like they're missing halos. So I decided to do art about it!
First I tried a Renaissance Oil Painting version, but found that the heap of Kenny and Ibushi didn't come across clearly enough such that someone looking at it for the first time could tell what they were looking at. So I tried a Stained Glass Window version... which made that problem even worse.
But I like what I did before I realized it was probably beyond my artistic abilities! Below the cut, I've put the (unfinished) attempts. At least they all got their halos!
Kang Yo Han is the walking embodiment of I'm Not Okay (I Promise) and relates to Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge far more than is healthy. In this essay I will-
just got to the stupid zaharas chapter and went through dimi and claude's conversation and my god
they really did not use a single quarter of a brain cell when putting that conversation into ag
"your issue is with the church, not with faerghus?" eh wot hootie tootie claude never had a problem with faerghus and hasn't been acting like it. makes it sound like they've been fighting each other (i.e. this is meant to fit gw but and they just copy/pasted the whole conversation bc it just makes no sense).
"we have nothing to gain by fighting you." yeah, you... haven't been and never said you were planning to.
"we could've been friends." and whhhhyyyy can't you? there is an entire zero bad blood between y'all and lorenz has already pretty much said this whole second half of the war thing has been proof of the friendship between the kingdom and alliance soooo...?
"had i joined with you" uh um but you literally did this has been ongoing for half the war now
additional funnies are claude just being so butthurt that dimitri is like this might endanger your life and claude is like aw shucks my life has been endangered since i was born i'm basically an endangered species!
also, dimitri saying it brings guilt to do the things claude would do bc he's been there. lel. claude had no guilt in gw tho (for killing rhea and all that shit).
but fr tho, it just seems like gw claude and dimi got warped into zaharas and the ag ones are just passed out in the normal world having the same yeehaw ass fever dream LIKE
this entire conversation legitimately makes worse than zero sense. i can only imagine how confused people were who played ag first and got this conversation bc it like, legitimately has no place in this route. this is like a fever dream on steroids that were laced with drugs.
i was lucky i was playing ag while simultaneously watching the other routes on youtube or i would have also been absolutely bonkers confused.
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Lt. James Vega, EDI, Urdnot Wrex, and Dr. Mordin Solus
With: Urdnot Bakara
And a Special Guest Appearance by: Kalros, Mother of All Thresher Maws
I MADE A MISTAKE! I made a mistake... big picture made of little pictures- too many variables. Can't hide behind statistics... can't ignore new data- my responsibility. Need to go- running out of time. Not your work, not your cure- not your decision. Had to be me- someone else might have gotten it wrong...
Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
Philip: Perhaps we can make an exchange. I’ll probably require another sacrifice sooner or later. If you or your aunt want to...
(one very deserved punch later)
Philip: You hateable sorcerers!!!
Just how did this scenario play out in his mind? He was backing away in fear when they first showed up, for crying out loud! You can’t just leave people to die and then bluntly tell them you’re planning to put them in mortal danger again without expecting retaliation. IMO Lilith should have unlocked her harpy form and left the idiot in a tree dangling from his undergarments.