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THE BEST OF SHENKO 1/?
The end of the world has a way of reminding you of all the things you forgot to say do. Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (2021)
#mira makes gifs ✨#kaidan alenko#sophie shepard#EDI#shenko#fshenko#mass effect#mass effect legendary edition#dailygaming#OTP: you're real enough for me#i learned i am physically incapable of creating less than like 20 gifs at a time#but shenko stonks are up right now!!#gif’ing my favorite bisexuals gives me joy 🥹#even though ME2 is dry as shit for shenko content like it’s literally the sahara desert#like a whole ass 10 minutes max of cutscenes between shep and kaidan like come on#like 2 minutes in the prologue and like 8 minutes of cutscenes on horizon#and then an email and looking at the picture in your cabin before the suicide mission#i'm so sorry y'all ME2 shenko canon is absolute shit (besides kaidan being rightfully angry on horizon) which is why we ✨ignore it✨ 🥰#but i rant about ME2 VS treatment too much so i will not write another essay about it in the tags#i will say the EDI line isn't the exact quote from the game but i think about it a lot tbf#same with the quote i borrowed from anderson too lmao (which is also a tiny bit paraphrased)#i just love EDI asking shep for relationship advice when you get to follow shep and kaidan's relationship/struggles across 3 games#and anderson's quote about all the things you forgot to do in relation kahlee to is just *chef's kiss* when you think about shenko#like whether it starts in ME1 or ME3 shenko has some really fantastic moments across the series#two characters with strong morals who realize that they're falling in love and literally start to become each other's strength??#their soft place to land?? their support when they need it?? shenko will always have my heart#also the shenko quotes you get are the most fire thing in the world#you're real enough for me?? you make me feel human?? i want to be your strength- your soft place to land?? shenko you will always be famous#I FORGOT IM GONNA FIGHT LIKE HELL FOR THE CHANCE TO HOLD YOU AGAIN TOO LIKE??#but i’ll stop ranting now bc i do that wayyy to much in my tags lol. have a good day wherever you are! <3
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crykea · 4 months
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I don't rlly trust those ppl who wholeheartedly believe that cats r better than dogs or you can trust cat people more because "cats have boundaries and you know who will respect boundaries if they like cats" because that just proves to me you Don't respect dogs boundaries lol
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messydiabolical · 1 year
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Ho Ho Ho! I am so excited to reveal that I am your secret santa, @yellingaboutmasseffect​ Learning about Artemis and creating this piece has been such a joy <3 <3 <3 Artemis and her partners Garrus and Tali, enjoying a very well deserved lazy evening snuggle puddle. Boo and Sophie included, of course! Bonus Boo with matching plushie, and progression shots, under the cut:
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I thought it would be ridiculously cute to give Boo a cuddly toy to match Garrus’. And close up it is stinking cute, alas zoomed out it was kinda a pink blobby mess and I decided to leave it out, but I snagged a screen of it before I removed it. Sketch:
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Lines: The symbols on Garrus’ bandana read F&F in Quarian and Turian. Tali got that man hopelessly into her fave show innit <3
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ok dillo hear me out bc this idea has been rotating in my mind way longer than it should;
the’s reactions to having to bail you out
That is all :)
A/N: Sophie you little genius, I loved writing these! Thanks so much for requesting!
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DARRY CURTIS
From the moment you make the phone call, to the moment he picks you up out of jail, you’re getting the disappointed mom voice
He just sighs and gives you that look and instantly, you feel like the biggest jerk in the universe
Doesn’t matter how pointless your crime may have been, Darry’s gonna make you feel bad for it
He’s got tons of practice and has really perfected the disappointed mom card when it comes to his siblings so he doesn’t even hesitate to use it on you
If getting hauled in and having Darry come to pick you up isn’t embarrassing enough, he will make you apologize to the police officers for your behaviour <3
If you don’t want to? Bam, he gives you the disappointed look and it’s all over for you 
SODAPOP CURTIS
Sodapop is going to giggle when he sees you in a jail cell and I mean full-on giggling, those pretty dimples fully on display <3
Will ask with all the feigned innocence in the world what you’ve done to find yourself in this position-
There’s a very high chance that he was also involved in whatever you got caught doing
Lucky for you, Sodapop is willing to give up part of his paycheck if it means you don’t have to spend the night in jail
He may be a little shit sometimes but he’s a good guy and won’t think twice about handing the money over so you can get out
Whenever you stop by the DX though, Sodapop might deny your privileges to free snacks because he paid your bail and he claims that he needs to be reimbursed 
PONYBOY CURTIS
It depends on what you got hauled in for that determines whether or not Ponyboy’s gonna show up with bail and how long he’s gonna let you rot in the jail cell- 
If it’s for something stupid that’s totally your fault, you’re gonna have to wait for a while before Ponyboy shows up
You’re gonna get that disappointed card pulled again, he stole that trick from Darry
Sodapop doesn’t do a convincing enough disappointed card but Ponyboy’s is just as bad as his older brother’s
If you get picked up for something that definitely isn’t your fault, Ponyboy’s a little quicker to bring in the bail and get you out of a cell
He’s a little snippy when you’re innocent, being a little ruder than is necessary with the officers when he’s getting you out
DALLAS WINSTON
Lemme just set one thing straight here, okay guys?
Dally is not going to ever bail you out of jail, this man isn’t going to spend his money to bail you out (he has no money to bail you out either, but that’s not important right now)
The reason for that is because if you’re in jail, Dally’s gonna be sitting right alongside you
If you got in trouble, you were probably doing something with him and the cops know well enough to haul him in too
It doesn’t even matter if Dally’s completely innocent, they know he’s probably done something that deserves some jail time
So who do you call? It’s gonna depend on who owes Dally a favor and who you can manage to sweet-talk into bailing the two of you out  
JOHNNY CADE
Johnny’s probably the one that’s going to give you the least amount of trouble when it comes to bailing you out
He’d pay your bail, giving you this little smile that shows you just how amused he is by the whole thing
He’s one of the few boys who’ve never gotten hauled in, I have a feeling, so he thinks it’s funny you’re the one behind bars
Johnny is interested to know what exactly you did that landed you in the cooler and yes, as soon as he knows, he’s telling the rest of the gang before you can even try to downplay the story
There’s a very high chance that the money Johnny hands over to the cops isn’t his, and by that, I mean he’s managed to collect money from like everyone else to pay for you
A little bit from Two, some from Sodapop and Steve at the DX, maybe even a little from Dally if can convince the greaser, because let’s be honest, no one can say no to Johnny
TWO-BIT MATHEWS
Two-Bit cannot and will not stop laughing, he finds it so amusing to see you behind the bars of a jail cell
That being said, if Two-Bit has enough money in his pockets, he will bail you out!
But it’s like a 50/50 chance that he has enough money, this boy would seriously show up with no money in his pocket just to laugh at you
He’d be interested to know what you got hauled in for though, Two-Bit wants to hear all the details of your little felony <3
He may or may not bring one or two of the boys along with him so you’ve got a few of the gang laughing while you stand in the cell
If you’re together? He’d give you a quick kiss between the bars before leaving, you better hope that he’s going to get the bail and doesn’t get distracted by anything shiny-
STEVE RANDLE
As with Dallas, the chance that Steve is sitting next to you in jail is incredibly high considering he likes to lift hubcaps and drag race, neither of which are entirely legal
When that happens, one of you calls Sodapop and the other calls Darry depending on how the Sodapop call goes
But! On the rare chance that you end up in jail and not Steve, expect a very long conversation
Steve is going to tease you for getting hauled in, flaunting the bail money but not handing it over until he’s satisfied with how riled up he can get you
He calls you a jailbird for a solid week, forget about trying to keep your time behind bars quiet because Steve has no such intentions
Everyone will know, trust me guys, everyone 
TIM SHEPARD
Tim is kind of surprised when he gets a call from the station and not Curly or Dally or the boys from his gang
Lo and behold it’s none other you, little ol’ you, who’s asking Tim to come and bail them out of jail
You’re still on the phone and Tim’s already counting out the cash to come and get you
When he gets there, he’s gonna be such a jerk about it that-
Teasing you and acting like he’s so offended to have to come and bail you out while he’s got the bail money in his back pocket
Can I just tell you how shocked the police are when he waltzes in, smug and so sure of himself because this time, he hasn’t actually done anything wrong  
CURLY SHEPARD
Once again, if you get hauled in, Curly’s getting hauled in right alongside you
I just have this feeling that whenever this boy catches wind of you doing something illegal, he’s running to join you
Partially because he wants to make sure you don’t get hauled in all by yourself cause he knows it really sucks and partially because he takes such joy in breaking the rules
Usually, your phone calls are spent on Tim, trying to convince him to shell out bail for the two of you
But, when Curly doesn’t get hauled in and you call him to bail you out, he can’t help but be a bother and annoy you
Where did little Curly Shepard get the money to bail you out you may ask? It’s better that you don’t know <3
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lyralime · 4 months
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My dyslexic ass forgot to put the "to"
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Shepherd and Sophie would be friend, change my mind
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juneberrie · 1 year
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OOHH I LOVE THAT
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sassylavellen · 2 years
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A portrait of me and characters from games I’ve played for YouTube/Twitch
Included:
Leliana - Dragon Age: Origins
Aloy - Horizon: Forbidden West
Cat - Stray
Sora - Kingdom Hearts
Nathan Drake - Uncharted
Byleth - Fire Emblem: Three Houses
Luigi - (Mario Bros but specifically this is the one time I played as him in Death Road to Canada)
Peter Parker - Spider-Man PS4
Cal Kestis and BD-1 - Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order
Jesse Faden - Control
Sonic - Sonic Adventure
Alix Shepard - Mass Effect
Princess Daisy - Mario Bros
Sophie Douglas - The Sims 4
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babyboybuckley · 2 years
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Ok I can't promise to stop going on about it but Nate monologuing at Sterling whilst handcuffed to a boat and bleeding from a hidden wound in his side is peak television and again these two are Fucking Divorced
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herohimbowhore · 6 months
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The revolving door of Red Bull drivers within the past decade has always been a topic of discussion.
Webber retires and Ricciardo's in. Vettel leaves for Ferrari and in comes Kyvat. Oops, no Kyvat out, and Verstappen takes his place. Ricciardo leaves and Gasly is promoted to the main team. But Gasly isn't it, and in comes Albon. Nevermind, Albon out and Perez is the man. Or is he?
It's a neverending cycle of one driver in and another replacing him only for rumors about replacements to swirl.
Hundreds of years earlier, similar patterns existed with Henry VIII and his six wives.
This brings forth the question: which wife's narrative suits the most for some of the former and current Red Bull drivers.
Based on the song Ex-Wives from Six: The Musical.
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My name's Catherine Of Aragon
Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon
Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican
So if you try to dump me
You won't try that again
The initial thought for Catherine of Aragon, based solely on being the first wife would be Sebastian Vettel. He's the first Red Bull junior to make it to the main team, take the first win for both Toro Rosso and Red Bull, and win the first championship with the team.
However, Catherine of Aragon is Max Verstappen. Lyrically and based on the narrative, Max Verstappen is most like Catherine.
Paragon of royalty:
This could be translated into a racing lineage. Both of Max's parents were in motorsport. Jos is a former Formula 1 driver, though undeniably nowhere as good as his son. Sophie is a karting and race car driver who competed against Jenson Button, Giancarlo Fisichella, Jarno Trulli, and Nick Heidfeld. Christian Horner in a recent interview on Dax Shepard's podcast eff won with DRS said that he used to kart against Sophie and she beat him.
My loyalty is to the Vatican:
In this situation, the Vatican would be Red Bull. Max's current contract ends in 2028 and he has mentioned many times that he could possibly retire when that contract ends. Max has never talked about a desire to race for another team.
Also, Max is rarely spotted not wearing the team kit. The man is dedicated to the team.
I'm that Boleyn girl
And I'm up next
See, I broke England from the Church
Yeah, I'm that sexy
Why did I lose my head?
Well, my sleeves may be green
But my lipstick's red!
Anne Boleyn is undeniably Sebastian Vettel.
Lyrically and based on the colors mentioned in the song, Sebastian has the makings of the Boleyn girl.
See, I broke England from the Church:
Breaking England from the Church for Sebastian is ending the Red Bull/Sebastian Vettel partnership that had won the team four drivers' championships and four constructors' championships.
Red Bull back then was Sebastian Vettel, they were one and the same. Sebastian got them their first everything and it seemed like a solid partnership until Sebastian signed with Ferrari. Thus, breaking England from the Church, or in this case leaving the team he won with.
Why did I lose my head?:
This is 2020.
Nothing is going right, Sebastian's dropped by Ferrari for Carlos Sainz Jr. Commentators are talking about how he isn't the same Sebastian Vettel and he doesn't have that same level of skill as before, especially in comparison to his younger teammate, Charles Leclerc.
Well, my sleeves may be green but my lipstick's red:
Sebastian retired in Aston Martin green, but he's not going to be remembered as the Aston Martin driver, he'll always be a core piece of Red Bull's history in Formula One.
Another way that this can be interpreted is Christian Horner telling Sebastian that he could always take a year off and come back home (Red Bull) if he wanted after Sebastian was dropped by Ferrari.
Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved
Rude
When my son was newly born, I died
But I'm not what I seem
Or am I?
Stick around, and you'll suddenly see more
Now, Jane was a difficult one because she could be connected to three different drivers (Sebastian, Daniel, and Checo) at different points in their respective careers. But, in my opinion, based on how the 2023 season has played out, Checo is most like Jane Seymour.
the one he truly loved (rude):
While Checo is probably not the most loved of the drivers for Christian (see: Max, Sebastian, Daniel), the lyric does fit him when put into comparison with Pierre and Alex. Of Checo, Pierre, and Alex, he is the one that was truly loved.
Checo, when not performing to the level that Red Bull wants, has gotten a lot more support than Pierre and Alex. He's also lasted much longer than the other two.
When my son was newly born, I died:
This is Checo's championship aspirations earlier this year.
Just when it looked like Checo could be a legitimate challenger for Max in the drivers' championship, he had a fall in form. After two race wins and only a few points separating them, there was hope that maybe, just maybe Checo could beat Max. But following Miami, Max went on to have a record-breaking amount of consecutive wins. Thus, killing the newly born championship dreams for 2023.
Ich bin Anna of Cleves
Ja
When he saw my portrait he was like
Ja!
But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic
Funny how we all discuss that, but never Henry's little
One thing Anna of Cleves and Pierre Gasly had in common was that they both only had a short union with Henry VIII and Red Bull. However, after the breakup, they continued to be tied to their ex.
Anna of Cleves stayed in England and was a present figure in Henry VIII's life after their divorce, sometimes called his sister. Pierre Gasly was demoted to the junior team, AlphaTauri, and stayed there for a few years.
When he saw my portrait he was like, Ja!:
When Daniel left Red Bull, they needed to bring someone in to replace him, and out of the two drivers on the junior team, they picked Pierre. They saw his portrait (his record with the junior team) and thought it good enough to be promoted.
But I didn't look as good as I did in my pic:
Pierre's time with Red Bull is short-lived, just like Anna of Cleves' marriage to Henry VIII. He wasn't performing like Red Bull wanted, therefore, didn't look as good as he did when they signed him. Which led to a premature end and quick replacement just halfway through the 2019 season.
Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine who lost her head
For my promiscuity outside of wed
Lock up your husbands, lock up your sons
K Howard is here, and the fun's begun
If Pierre is Anna of Cleves, then Alex Albon is Katherine Howard. Much like in the song when Katherine Howard begins singing halfway through Anna of Cleves' verse, Alex Albon began his time with Red Bull halfway through Pierre's contract.
Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine who lost her head:
Alex's version of losing his head is not getting a contract for 2021 and becoming a test driver for the team. He spent the year without a race seat and it could have been a forever thing.
Katherine was young and married early, Alex was promoted before his time in his rookie year. Both of them were punished for something that was beyond their ability.
K Howard is here, and the fun's begun:
This is Alex with Williams, but still going to Red Bull events like Wings for Life and hanging out with drivers in the Red Bull "family." He's having fun, showing off his ability as a driver, and just making them think about offering him a contract when his contract with Williams ends.
Five down, I'm the final wife
I saw him to the end of his life
I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr
I bet you wanna know how I got this far
I said, I bet you wanna know how I got this far
Now, Catherine Parr, most would think is Sergio Perez. It would make sense, he's still with the team and he was a factor in winning the 2021 drivers' championship and has scored points for the 2022 and 2023 constructors' championship wins.
But Catherine Parr fits with Daniel Ricciardo. He is, in the sense of Red Bull, the survivor.
I saw him to the end of his life:
Daniel coming into Red Bull in 2014 saw Red Bull at the end of the team's first block of domination and the end of Sebastian's career with Red Bull.
This was the Red Bull downfall era as Mercedes was emerging as the top team. Daniel was the only Red Bull driver to get wins for the team. Daniel was there at the end.
I'm the survivor:
Daniel, unlike Pierre, Alex, and now Checo, was able to leave Red Bull with his head held high and a highly regarded driver. When he left, there weren't rumors of him losing his seat. It was on his own terms. He is, to this day, the only one of Max's teammates at Red Bull to beat him and challenge him over the course of a season.
Additionally, even after a downfall after the McLaren stint, Daniel's come back to Red Bull and is considered to be in contention for the second Red Bull seat. He is the survivor of the six Red Bull drivers. When his career seemed like it was going to end, he came back. In Mexico, he was in the top 10 in all sessions during the weekend and gave AlphaTauri their highest Grand Prix finishing of the season. In Brazil, despite rear wing damage that led him to be a lap down and spending most of the race behind Yuki, he was the third-fastest driver.
More on Red Bull Drivers:
Red Bull Industrial Complex: A timeline of all lineup changes in RB and TR/AT
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lunarfleur · 11 months
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mickey 😇 do u have any thoughts for pony or darry with a sick s/o 😇 asking for. uh. a friend 😇
I just gave you everyone…cause why not?
The boys with a sick s/o hcs!
Tagging: @collieflower215 @sophie-i-guess13 @whyareyouhere66 @sluggmuffin @spaceagebachelormann
This is x gender neutral reader!
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Darry Curtis
Darry’s the best there is when dealing with someone who’s sick
The only problem is, he has to work.
He’ll leave you soup to warm up, though, and small notes
On said notes, he leaves you reminders to do things like shower and take hour vitamins
If you wake up in the middle of the night to throw up
You bet your ass he’s gonna be there, too
He’d hold back your hair and get you water
He’s just cute like that
Sodapop Curtis
Does he know what he’s doing? No.
Does he care about getting sick? Also no.
He doesn’t know how to take care of someone
Like he doesn’t know what they should and shouldn’t eat when sick.
But he’s gonna be there for you
He’ll cuddle you as much as needed
And bring you everything you ask for.
He’d run you a bath and wash your hair for you so you can relax
He’s a sweetheart, y’know.
He doesn’t care about getting sick, so he’ll kiss you no matter how gross you feel.
Ponyboy Curtis
It’s a dilemma
He has to choose between risking getting sick by being close to you or not be close to you
And he hates it
But he’d make you soup and bring you homework from school
He offers to do said homework so you can rest, too.
But
He can’t handle throw up. No way.
The smell? The sight? He’d vomit instantly.
He’d hand you a hair-tie, sure.
And he’s there for you
Just from the doorway.
Two-bit Mathews
He’s quite a lot like Soda when you’re sick
He’s not quite as put together as Darry, but he’s there
He gets you anything and everything you want
And has no problem cuddling you
He knows you’re feeling awful
So he makes you laugh to try and lighten your mood
He brings you out into the living room so you can watch Mickey Mouse with him
Fall asleep on his chest. Do it.
Steve Randle
Steve’s very indifferent when you’re sick.
He hates being sick
So he honestly tries to stay away from the germs
But he doesn’t leave you on your own
He brings you food and water and stuff
And would hold your hair back when you throw up (but not without fighting back gags of his own)
But he doesn’t hang all over you and kiss you
Johnny Cade
He’s so cute, honestly.
He’s very gentle with you
and patient.
He asks Darry how he can help you (physically)
And he asks Soda how to be there for you
So he’s always giving you water to keep you hydrated
And very awkwardly keeping your hair out of your face when you throw up
He’s a little worried about getting sick
But he ignores it because he knows that if he does get sick he’ll just end up on the Curtis couch.
Dallas Winston
Dallas hates being sick
Like more than anyone
But he feels bad because he knows it’s awful
He’s a bit gentler when you’re sick
He isn’t as tough
He lets you fall asleep on his chest and he’ll rub your back
Just don’t try to kiss him
I think whether or not he’d hold your hair back depends on how he feels
But assuming he does when you are…
He does so while mumbling under his breath
Small things, “nasty, man.”
Tim Shepard
You’re sick.
Tim says no.
The last thing Tim wants is to be stuck at home because you got him sick.
He tells you he loves you
And feeds you and stuff, too.
But you’re honestly on you’re own
Curly Shepard
Truthfully, our boy does his best
But also truthfully, he sucks at taking care of people
I’m imagining him just…sliding you a box of tissues and some water
If you throw up when during the day, he won’t necessarily hold your hair back
but he’ll tie it back for you
If you throw up when he’s asleep?
He won’t wake up. Sorry, he has enough sleeping problems as it is.
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THE BEST OF PRIORITY: MARS (PART 1)
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni Sophie, I don't know what you are- or who. Not since Cerberus rebuilt you. For all I know, you could be their puppet- controlled by The Illusive Man himself. Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
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swiftyswithin · 3 months
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carry on but fruit names??
so a while back, me and @mentallyillraincloud (mostly him) made up a nickname for Penelope, "Pineapple Blueberry"
So today, we went through all the characters we could think of and fruit name them.
so here we go: Simon - Sour Cherry Salmonberry Baz - Tropicana Blackberry Grape-Peach Penny - Pineapple Blueberry Agatha - Apple Watermelon Shepard - Starfruit Lemon Ebb - elderberry Pomegranate the Mage - Mandrin Orange OR Dewberry Cantaloupe Malcolm - Mangosteen Grape Daphne - Dekopong Grape Mordelia - Marionberry Grape Petra - Plum grape Sophie - Sarviberry Grape Swithin - Sugar apple Grape Fiona - Fig Peach Natasha - Nannyberry Grape Peach Lucy - Lucuma Salak Fruit Lady Salisbury - Lady raspberry Salak fruit Jamie - Jas apple salak fruit Dev - Durian Peach (or Grape) Niall - Natal Plum Kiwi
Now obviously, these were just for the silly, and I missed quite a few people lamb, Braden, Smith Richards, the list goes on!
My favorite part of this is that i did relation last names for all except Simon, Because what i did with Simon is i did Snow, and not Salisbury.
Anyway, enjoy the fruity names!!
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theearlgreymage · 1 year
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Okay, but, Snow for Christmas was a fucking TREAT!
Can we please discuss how precious it was? And how I need MORE after reading it.
I'm dropping spoilers below because I've reread this 5 times while at work today and need to let my emotions out.
Baz and Simon having regular lunches with Fiona? Please give me those dialougues. Gimme a fucking screen play of nothing but their lunches
Simon regularly practicing his sword skills AND distracting Baz? You cannot convince me this isn't a flirting tactic doe Simon. Let me read about Simon seducing Baz via a sword 😏
ALWAYS KISSING GOODBYE? MY HEART CANNOT.
Okay, but I also want more family drama from the Grimms and Pitches. Uncle Cyril? Tell me what this man has done to find himself on the wrong side of Malcom Grimm and Simon Snow. Spill that tea. (I will always map Baz's entire family tree if you let me.)
The sofa is PINK!! Need I say more?
Wing Flap Shirts!! I'm so glad our dragon baby finally has clothes he can wear without needing magic. NOW. Which one of you lovelies is drawing this?
"He reaches up and carefully starts to loosen my tie. He's become very skilled at this over the last few months." 😏😏😏
Baz internally swooning at EVERY thought of Simon being his boyfriend.
Simon being a GOOD boyfriend and immediately being up for another dinner with Baz's family. For Baz. Because he's so GOOD
Baz referring to Lady Salisbury as Simon's grandmother? ADORABLE. Lady Salisbury being cool with Simon and Baz bring "as gay we want. We can be extra gay, as a treat." YES. GIVE THESE BOYS A KIND FAMILY FIGURE WHO ACCEPTS THEM WITH NOTHING BUT LOVE. Please give me more visits with the Salisbury family. I need the wholesomeness.
WHERE CAN I READ ABOUT FIONA AND NICOS WEDDING!?!?!?
"We could be married with children --" "Could we?" PLEASE GIVE THEM A FAMILY
Can I get more fanart of Baz with his siblings. Because they are precious little things. And I need more of Petra and Sophie climbing Baz like he's their personal jungle gym. I need more pre-teen Mordelia spending wholesome time with her brother. I need to see Swithin climbing this fucking Tibetan mastiff. Thank you very much.
Can we please give Rainbow Rowell a massive thanks for giving us a more detailed description of Malcom Grimm finally??
I will foot the entire fucking production crew to have that dinner recreated for the screen. I would sell my soul to a Demon like Shepard if it means I can have a quality holiday special of that dinner. Fucking. Hell. Baz IMMEDIATELY grabbing Simon to ground him. Simon SUPPORTING HIS MAN and holding his hand. SIMON BELIEVING IN BAZ THAT HE'S GOT THIS DINNER IN THE BAG AND JUST SERVING BAZ FOOD. Malcom and Daphne crying and pouring drinks over Baz finally finally finally getting to eat dinner with him. Sophie getting gravy in her hair.
And can we also discuss the fact that this scene proves that these little girls know their big brother is a vampire? And they still adore him? They still climb all over him and practically beg for his attention? That these girls just want to spend time with their brother and aren't afraid in the slightest of him?
FANG BACKSTORY BREAKING MY FUCKING HEART. Baby Baz fucking hiding in the barn. Terrified. And Fiona just fucking supporting her nephew. I 100% cried during this scene.
Edit Add cause I somehow forgot to mention : Simon's fucking obsession with Baz's fangs. Like. Honey. No, his family does not want to watch him drain a deer. That's just you.
"I think I got drunk with Baz's dad at dinner." Had me rolling.
Backtracking. WE HAVE CAREER OPTIONS FOR SIMON. And so help me. I would refuse to talk to this man too if he tried to join the RAF or police force. Like. He really needs to address this hero-savior complex with his fucking therapist. For fucks sake. Stop trying to save people Simon. Just get your fucking fork lift license and RELAX.
Really. Die Hard? Are we shocked?
THE. FOREHEAD. KISS.
End of discussion. (But really. Discuss. Because I am feral right now. And I cannot focus on writing lesson plans in this state.)
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Tim, face to the hood of a cop car after someone snitched about a rumble: maybe this is why Sylvia doesn’t stick around. You can’t even outrun some pigs-
Dallas, being tackled to the ground by three of Tulsa’s ‘finest’: SHUT UP
Oh my actual god I love this. Love it when you drop stuff like this in my askbox-
The cop holding Tim shoves his face down against the hood again and the three holding onto Dally’s manage to wrangle him into the back of a cop cruiser. They have to be taken back to the station in separate cars and held in separate cells cause they won’t stop bickering and the cops can’t handle them when they’re together
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G’eth Character Name Bank
First Names
Masculine Names
Alfred, Andrew, Arlo, Arthur, Balthazar, Barry, Ben, Benedick, Bernard, Burchard, Cedric, Charibert, Crispin, Cyrill, Daegal, Derek, Digory, Drustan, Duncan, Edmund, Edwin, Elric, Evaine, Frederick, Geffery, George, Godfreed, Gregory, Guy, Harris, Harry, Horsa, Hugh, Humphrey, Iago, Jack, Jeremy, John, Kazamir, Kenric, Lawrence, Leoric, Lorik, Luke, Lynton, Lysander, Madoc, Magnus, Maukolum, Micheal, Miles, Milhouse, Mordred, Mosseus, Ori, Orvyn, Neville, Norbert, Nycolas, Paul, Percival, Randulf, Richard, Robert, Roderick, Stephen, Tennys, Theodoric, Thomas, Tristan, Tybalt, Victor, Vincent, Vortimer, Willcock, Willian, Wymond
Feminine Names
Adelin, Alice, Amelia, Beatrix, Beryl, Bogdana, Branwyne, Brigida, Catalina, Catherine, Claudia, Crystina, Deanna, Desdemona, Elaine, Elinora, Eliza, Enide, Eva, Ferelith, Fiora, Freya, Gertrude, Gregoria, Gueanor, Gwen, Gwendolyn, Hannah, Hegelina, Helen, Helga, Heloise, Henrietta, Igraine, Imogen, Jacquelyn, Jane, Jean, Jenny, Jill, Juliana, Juliet, Katie, Leela, Lettice, Lilibet, Lilith, Lucy, Luthera, Luz, Lyra, Malyna, Margherita, Marion, Meryl, Millie, Miranda, Molle, Morgana, Morgause, Nezetta, Nina, Novella, Olwen, Oriana, Oriolda, Osanna, Pamela, Petra, Philippa, Revna, Rohez, Rosalind, Rose, Sallie, Sarra, Serphina, Sif, Simona, Sophie, Thomasine, Tiffany, Ursula, Viola, Winifred, Yrsa, Ysabella, Yvaine, Zelda, Zillah
Gender-Neutral/Unisex Names
Adrian, Alex, Aiden, Arden, Ariel, Auden, Avery, Bailey, Blaire, Blake, Brett, Breslin, Caelan, Cadain, Cameron, Charlie, Dagon, Dana, Darby, Darra, Devon, Drew, Dylan, Evan, Felize, Fenix, Fernley, Finley, Glenn, Gavyn, Haskell, Hayden, Hunter, Jace, Jaime, Jesse, Jo, Kai, Kane, Karter, Kieran, Kylin, Landon, Leslie, Mallory, Marin, Meritt, Morgan, Nell, Noel, Oakley, Otzar, Paris, Peregrine, Quant, Quyn, Reagan, Remy, Robin, Rowan, Ryan, Sam, Samar, Sasha, Sloan, Stace, Tatum, Teegan, Terrin, Urbain, Vahn, Valo, Vick, Wallace, Waverly, Whitney, Yardley, Yarden, Zasha
Surnames
Surnames, Patrilineal - First Name (Patrilineal Surname)
Ace, Allaire, Appel, Arrow, Baker, Bamford, Barnard, Beckett, Berryann, Blakewood, Blanning, Bigge, Binns, Bisby, Brewer, Brickenden, Brooker, Browne, Buller, Carey, Carpenter, Carter, Cheeseman, Clarke, Cooper, Ead, Elwood, Emory, Farmer, Fish, Fisher, Fitzroy, Fletcher, Foreman, Foster, Fuller, Galahad, Gerard, Graves, Grover, Harlow, Hawkins, Hayward, Hill, Holley, Holt, Hunter, Jester, Kerr, Kirk, Leigh, MacGuffin, Maddock, Mason, Maynard, Mercer, Miller, Nash, Paige, Payne, Pernelle, Raleigh, Ryder, Scroggs, Seller, Shepard, Shore, Slater, Smith, Tanner, Taylor, Thatcher, Thorn, Tilly, Turner, Underwood, Vaughan, Walter, Webb, Wilde, Wood, Wren, Wyatt, Wynne
Surnames, Townships in G’eth - First Name of (Location)
Abelforth, Argent Keep, Barrow Springs, Barrowmere, Bedford, Brunhelm, Bumble, Casterfalls, Dunbridge, Falmore Forest, Folk’s Bounty, Frostmaid, Fulstad, Heller’s Crossing, Hertfordshire, Humberdale, Inkwater, Little Avery, Marrowton, Mistfall, Mistmire, Morcow, Necropolis-on-Sea, Otherway, Parsendale, Piddlehinton, Port Fairwind, Redcastle, Ransom, Rutherglen, Saint Crois, Tanner’s Folly, Tavern’s Point, Wilmington
Surnames, Geographical Locations in G’eth - First Name of the (Location)
Cove of Calamity, Deep Woods of Falmore, Eastern Isles, Eastern Mountains, Foothills, Frozen Peak, Lakes, Maegor Cobblestones, Northern Mountains, Southern Isle, Tangle, West Coast, Wild Wild Woods, Woods of Angarad
Surnames, Nickname - First Name the (Something) 
Bald, Bastard, Bear, Bearded, Big, Bird, Bold, Brave, Broken, Butcher, Bruiser, Careless, Caring, Charitable, Clever, Clumsy, Cold, Confessor, Coward, Crow, Cyclops, Devious, Devoted, Dog, Dragonheart, Dreamer, Elder, Faithful, Fearless, Fey, Fool, Friend, Generous, Giant, Goldheart, Goldfang, Gouty, Gracious, Great, Hag, Handsome, Hawk, Honest, Huge, Humble, Hungry, Hunter, Innocent, Ironfist, Ironside, Keeper, Kind, Lesser, Liar, Lionheart, Little, Loyal, Magical, Mercenary, Merchant, Messenger, Old, Orphan, Pale, Polite, Poet, Poor, Prodigy, Prophet, Proud, Reliable, Romantic, Rude, Selfish, Sellsword, Scab, Scholar, Shield, Shy, Singer, Sirrah, Slayer, Slug, Small, Stoneheart, Swift, Tadde, Talented, Tart, Tenacious, Timid, Tiny, Tough, Traveller, Trusted, Truthful, Viper, Wizard, Wolf, Wyrm
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BW gear store blog post: 'Mass Effect Shepard and Kei-9 statue'
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