#the unkillable man

[squash1]

it’s a good thing gansey has such bad imposter syndrome and anxiety because can you imagine the god complex someone completely mentally stable would have after dying and then being revived not once but TWICE by literal magic. gansey should be walking around being like i am the unkillable man, nothing can touch me, but instead he’s like holy shit do all my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep?????

#the unkillable man #that’s my new gansey tag #i need to go to bed #richard campbell gansey iii #trc #ronan lynch #adam parrish #the raven cycle #blue sargent #pynch #adam and ronan #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #bluesey #gangsey #the gangsey #henry cheng #noah czerny #mine

[stealingyourbones]

Long time listener and first-time caller, I'm a huge fan of all you have done for the DPxDC fandom!

I understand that there is a certain amount of popularity around one "sad trenchcoat man" in the prompts where Danny is mucking about in Gotham, but I was curious about a different member. Someone who, to my understanding, is living in Gotham and occasionally works with Batman. Jason Blood, the host of Etrigan the Demon, seems like he could be interesting to bring on to consult instead of Constantine.

He made an impression on me in that "The Doom That Came to Gotham" movie.

Jason Blood is a pretty good consult for magic but the whole issue is the man really wants nothing to do with it (in most interpretations I've seen of the man at least, feel free to correct me I haven't read too many comics about him), so either Jason or Etrigan has a fondness towards Danny or Danny gets Jason somehow wrapped up in his shenanigans that he has no other choice but to put an end to this issue.

also if any of y'all responding who don't write Etrigan speaking in rhyme are dead to me.

#dpxdc #bones replies #gone gone the form of man ARISE THE DEMON ETRIGAN #sorry yall its one of the very few things about DC that i put my foot down on. #I'm solid on my stance of The Spectre's power. Flash's speed. and Darkseid's unkillability #but Etrigan might be the one I have my foot the most planted on #etrigan HAS TO RHYME IN COUPLETS. bonus points if its in iambic pentameter.

[nobodymitskigabriel]

If you wonder where all the sabriel derangement comes from, i come from an alternate universe where gabriel had a good s13 redemption arc. I literally get confused when people refer to him being dead im like what are u talking about he shared a blunt with jack last night.

#supernatural #sabriel #sam winchester #gabriel spn #that man is unkillable to me #like yes in canon hes dead but no hes not <3

[shitpostingkats]

Axel Kingdomhearts truly the success story we deserve. Square wanted a flamboyant sassy anime guy to be the secret twist villain of their gba spinoff title and scripted him in the die at the end but the team like working with him so much that "oh okay he can flounce off into the sunset and reappear in KH 2. But THEN he's gotta die." Except KH fans were like noooo we like the funny fire guy... what about his LORE?!?!???? and Square rubbed their temples and said "Fine. Here's a midquel game. He's a major character." and then "FINE. HERE'S A PREQUEL GAME WHERE HE'S A MINOR CHARACTER." and then we were even MORE annoying and they had to resurrect him and let him retire with his two kids. Truly, an unburyable queer. God bless.

#I aspire to be as petty and unkillable as this man #remember when the fandom was so annoying about our blorbo being dead that they had to come up with a way to un-dead him #that in turn meant they had to bring back the antagonist of the first two games. and time travel got involved #BRO IS ALMOST SINGLEHANDEDLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE XEHANORT SAGA #kingdom hearts #kh #axel #kh axel #kh lea #seasalt trio

[jojossillywalk]

this guy has been running around europe by himself with nothing but a gym bag for 3 entire years :) methinks that he is structurally a man and functionally an unrelenting species of weed.

#he's literally like an unkillable invasive species he is literally a mint plant. i hate him. #jean pierre polnareff #like. #avdol makes me place my head in my hands for extended periods of time because of how forbidden his knowledge is BUT. #CREDIT WHERE CREDIT'S DUE! i can comprehend how he's been doing alright thus far #whereas polnareff. something something stand symbolism something something that man kind of tanked crossfire hurricane huh :/ #he just. doesn't go away.

[sorcerly]

Arthur is such a fucking cockroach I love him

#that bitch is fucking unkillable #my man REFUSES to stop #crawling his little self forward like a bug with its legs torn off #That’s my favorite baby girl #Arthur Lester #arthur malevolent #malevolent #malevolent podcast #malevolent pod

[ministarfruit]

tell me why that was the most unhinged interview i have ever witnessed

#vtuber #holostars #holotempus #noir vesper #banzoin hakka #it was also insanely funny and inspiring but don't let that distract you from the fact that these two guys might just be immortal #PLEASE IT WAS JUST HIT AFTER HIT #HAKKA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK #HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE #I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GONNA BE A FUNNY CRAB STORY #THIS MAN IS ACTUALLY UNKILLABLE #AND THE UNIVERSE WANTS HIM DEAD

[bonefall]

Did you man beam Drizzle? If so, why not just pair up Rustle with Cranberry instead? I get for the amazing ship name but I'm curious about the choice /gen

I totally forgot Drizzle's original gender, but also, I really don't want to overthink it. I'm so tired of overthinking it. I wanted CranberryDrizzle funny ship name and it was getting exhausting to plan out where every pairing in several hundred cats would be getting their kits from

Rustle is going to die at some point after having two QR kittens, and Cranberrydrizzle is going to have 2 important litters (Sunstrike and Emberfoot in the first, Fernstripe in the second). I have done an exhausting amount of work (weeks of planning and hours of work at a time, scouring the wiki and facebook screenshots, redrawing tangles, reading through suggestions, writing out full posts of changes and creating new groups with their own histories) untangling broken fragments of family trees and like... I'm tired. No more shuffling. I deserve Funny Ship Name. is this too much to ask

Boy Drizzle is just the easiest answer. I'd like for Drizzle to just be transfem but I was also told to avoid cats being trans just to have kits, which is ALSO frustrating me at this point, I don't like this weight of "perfect representation" that's being put on me when I'M not even perfect representation as a living human queer.

Do I let Drizzle be transfem and "break a rule," or change them to a boy and "lose" a lesbian pairing? It feels gross to me to have fallen into a mindset where I'm treating queer relationships like quotas or rigid rulesets

I feel like if I 'get something wrong' (like forget the gender of a Missing Kit or a side character, or handwave 'where did these kits come from' with 'trans/queen's rights' without considering a real secret surrogate) I'm going to get smacked upside the head and be forced to hyperfocus on one small part of a massive project when I already have a million other things to work on.

So unfortunately the most honest answer I can probably give is that im tired. I'm really tired. Overthinking minor details before making every single tumblr post is draining me. I forgot the missing kit's original author-assigned gender and didn't scroll to the bottom of Onestar's wiki page to check it before posting. I like the ship name. Cranberrysplash somehow gets pregnant twice, but I was told to avoid trans bioparents, yet doing that is making things even harder after I had to do weeks of work to make a good tree in the first place

I'll figure out Drizzlefall's gender when they become relevant in some context

#i dont want cranberryrustle i want cranberrydrizzle #for my own sanity I am probably going to start straightup deleting asks and replies about accidental misgenderings of missing kits #i cannot keep the gender and names of 600+ characters straight 100% of the time #Especially when they were only named in authorial statements #i deserve funny ship name. i just. i deserve funny ship name #do i not bleed enough to deserve funny ship name #i don't think I can work with this ''minimize trans bioparents'' rule. It's done nothing but cause me frustration and make burnout set in #redtail is a man and he gave birth. get over it. im sick of feeling guilty over my own hobby project #for characters like sedge where it's a plot point it will stay but I CANT keep working with it in mind #Hazeltail is unkilled. She is trans. She is taking Mousewhisker's place in ThunderClan so he can go to riverclan #If canon gives mouse kittens then they will be hazeltail's. trans people fuck and have kids. deal with it #and you know what? in a world with countries that will fucking sterilize you if you want to legally transition #maybe it *should* be more normalized. #tw transphobia #btw anon it's clear you're being genuine so im not mad at you #vent a long time coming I think #bone babble

[rolanslide]

#as the name implies this man is unkillable.. #phoenix wright #ace attorney

[antaripirate]

brb on my way to red london to protect rhy‼️‼️FUCK

also KELL MY SWEET BABY ARE YOU OK?!?????

#rhy just thinking ‘fuck’ is so iconic honestly #UNKILLABLE KING HE’S SO DRAMATIC (rightly so) I FUCKING LOVE HIM #i wanna protect him man he’s so precious #i wanna be his bestie so bad #ALSO PEOPLE NEED TO STOP HURTING HIM PLEASE #FUCK The Hand #terrified that somewhere in the world kell is losing his absolute mind panicking #lila please be taking care of him rn #adsom #a darker shade of magic #v e schwab #kell maresh #shades of magic #rhy maresh #threads of power #the fragile threads of power

[squash1]

who among us hasn’t died twice. once as a child by being stung by a bunch of bees only to be revived by an ancient energy source/dead welsh king. and then AGAIN as a teenager by being kissed by your true love in an attempt to save all your friends from a demon or something (honestly it’s not super clear what was going on but it was a noble death) only to be revived once Again by the love and magic of your closest friends. this is obviously a universal experience that is so relatable.

#i love richard #i’m so glad he’s alive and well #the unkillable man #richard campbell gansey iii #trc #ronan lynch #adam parrish #the raven cycle #blue sargent #pynch #adam and ronan #the raven boys #blue lily lily blue #the gangsey #gangsey #noah czerny #henry cheng #bluesey #mine

[rohirric-hunter]

So I assume Elladan is supposed to have a second blade in his left hand but it didn't load in for me so it just kind of looked like he was alternating between attacking the corsairs with his sword and just. Punching them with his other hand.

Bro has no self-targeted heals

#lotro #i paused for like 2 seconds to try and get a screenshot of the punching and when i got back in the fight he had less than 200 health #i see lotro has abandoned the philosophy of making named npcs basically unkillable for story content #also elladan is the designated healer in ford of bruinen???? are they all for allies #none for him #man you gotta stop this #learn a self-targeted heal

[incorrectndyingflamequotes]

Joshua: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jote: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Joshua: Death is a social construct.

#final fantasy 16 #jote #joshua rosfield #undyingflame #incorrect quotes #incorrect ffxvi quotes #final fantasy 16 spoilers #ff16 jote #ff16 joshua #ffxvi joshua #ffxvi jote #shuate #This is joshua after most of his fights lol #I doubt he will ever stay dead #Jote you love an unkillable man #no heartbreak over hid death will you have lol

[sableprince]

got a prompt for some ria/jazzmine angst, but jazzmine's slapstick comedy armor (its like plot armor but dumber) is too powerful. i guess the only girlfriend the grim reaper should have is an unkillable one.

#riazzmine #i cannot in good conscience put this in the sol tag even though that's my sol oc tag and this is one of my sol ocs. whatever #reaper! aww man #it's like this whole scenario of ''what if one of ria's contracts ended up being jazzmine'' #considering ria's whole shtick wrt taking up contracts.... i guess it wouldn't be that surprising- #-that she'd be able to take up contracts against her own wishes or whatever #but like. good news #jazzmine is unkillable because of the basic rules and logic of slapstick comedy #loathing #loatheposting

[shih-coulda-had-it]

I think Toshi and Sorahiko need to hug at the end and maybe cry a little after the war is over.

for real i need Toshinori and Sorahiko to kneel at an altar/the Shimuras' family grave marker and share some tea while telling Nana that she can rest easy now... i'll settle for just one more panel where they interact...

#asks #anon #nothing will ever fill me more with vindication than the shot of hospital bedbound sorahiko watching toshinori's last fight #that old man is unkillable

[age-of-moonknight]

“The Terminal Seconds of Moon Knight,” Moon Knight (Vol. 9/2021), #30.

Writer: Jed MacKay; Penciler and Inker: Alessandro Cappuccio; Colorist: Rachelle Rosenberg; Letterer: Cory Petit

#Marvel #Marvel comics #Marvel 616 #Moon Knight vol. 9 #Moon Knight 2021 #Moon Knight comics #latest release #Moon Knight #Marc Spector #Raul Bushman #oh hey Bushman looking dope in this art style #and I’m always here for a Layla shoutout #as for Freud here I remember mentioning last month how I was wondering how they were going to fit a believable motive #in with all the drama a last issue bring #and sure this works #isn’t the deepest thing in the world? no but it works well enough hahaha #Marc being described as ‘the toughest man I’d ever met. The most bloody-minded unkillable creature I’d ever encountered’ #is probably going to take up residence in my brain for awhile #probably because it contrasts so much with where he is by the end of this series: #an upstanding member of the community who attends therapy #a markedly human man and champion of justice (and…well…there’s the whole dead thing too)