#theyre all so... OUGHHHHH

[floralovebot]

thinking about helia's platonic friendships with the winx again. kill me where i stand.

#theyre all so... OUGHHHHH #i just FUCKING LOVE wi.nx/specialists friendships theyre so precious to me #helia and tecna.... #helia and aisha........ #BLOOM AND HELIA AAGGGHHHHHHH #someone send an ask about helia/wi.nx friendships RIGHT MEOW #ahflfjgl #i feel the need to yap about him #oh.. and what if i wrote TWO fics about flora's friendships with the guys and helia's with the wi.nx.... ough...... #oughhhhhhh #oh man its really helia brain rot hours rn #im Also thinking about helia bad parents headcanon oooo its soooo good #i SHOULD talk about his fucked up childhood more (completely headcanon) (all made up) (came from my head) #source? me!!!!!!

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yeah so i'm falling for @weevmo's Guys... they're so neat! i dig their vibes and can't wait to see what Corduroy Stew is all about <3

#fuckkkkk theyre so SHAPED!!! #i can feel myself getting So attached #if anything happens to them... i will simultaneously wail and cheer #nimrod is so cute. nimmy. the nimster. id love to toss birdseed on the ground for him to peck at. pigeon coded tiny man #lulu being a sock puppet trainer THATS SUCH A NEAT IDEA ARE YOU KIDDING IM OBSESSED #now im curious as to if sock puppets are like Animals or if they're as sapient as the others... #but yes im already looking directly at lulu she seems Fun as fuck #oughhhhh and wb. listen. Listen. im a sucker for handsome Head Empty characters and he seems like one of those #i also like characters with many hidden internal problems and wb seems like one of those too <3 #i hear that the three of them are siblings and that is Such catnip to me... #scribble garnish #dont know what else to tag this as! huh! #BUT YEAH THIS ALL SEEMS NEAT THEYRE COOL i Will be following this project to see where it goes #so far it has great characters a sprinkling of Intrigue bomb art (which. ofc it does its weevmo cmon guys) #and a neat song that i sweAR TO FUCK REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING. THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME FOR DAYS #the jingle is just vaguely familiar enough to make me Writhe in the agony of Unknown Knowns #but yes! i hope you all go check out weevmo's blog if you havent already! Good Stuff All Around!!

[yugiohz]

speaking of people's wrong opinions on art i love haikyuu's art development and its current style idc what ppl say about it

#not every mangaka needs to draw their characters like models sometimes they need to look a bit silly and match the overall tone #idk its sad that so many fans ignore how good furudate's shape language is like his stylization rlly pushed those formssssss ugh #also the faces got more variation it is so easy to tell hq characters apart even though hq rarely uses screen tones like its just bw #i also love how furudate draws old people he is so good at captivating the charm fo all ages ranges its sooooooo #i remember a few years ago i saw ppl complain about kuroo oikawa etc not being Pretty BOys anymore like i guess ut also it makes sm sense t #me #HQ is from HINATAS pov and i think characters like oikawa and kuroo looking goofier and less handsome/intimidating only highlights that the #become hinatas friends like theyre not these imposing seniors anymore those are his friends #i also like that they look and act their age i love that everone is pulling weird faces all the time #hq's visual comedy is just good in general esp with hinata and kageyama oughhhhh #haikyuu! art is great i think it plays such a big role in why its so beloved #even if not everyone likes it

[thestamp3d3]

i cant get over how absolutely insane satosugu is...gege was born to write yaoi forced to write shounen

#sorry i remembered hidden inventory arc n im insane about them again :(( SAD LITTLE GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE!!! #nah but it just...OUGHHH they make me so upset!!! #its just they way they start out immediately understanding each other bc gojo has been alone on a pedestal basically his entire life+ #but then he meets geto who treats him like a normal dude!!! not a weapon!!! and just watching them annoy each other as normal teens + #makes me emotional bc theres so much cruelty and just DEATH in their world but at the least they have each other to get through it!!! #theyre the strongest together after all right!!! then toji happens and gojo starts to perfect his abilities with him automating infinity #and then the gap between the two just gets wider and wider...until the final confrontation where the one who understood gojo all this time #not only leaves him but calls him arrogant at the same time showing gojo the ONLY person who he though understood just..doesnt+ #and hes left alone again in the same place he was years ago...AND OUGHHHHH #idk i watched a video analysis of hidden inventory where the guy said geto was just as egotistical as gojo except in having a savior comple #and tbh i never though of that before!! but looking back it makes sense with how he spoke to riko + the way he slaughtered the whole villag #to not just save the girls but also prove to himself that he could make the world he wanted #the guy in the video put it basically that since the gap between gojo and geto was so wide geto would rather be the best villain+ #than second best hero and that makes a lot of sense since his ideals/goals as a villain go against his usual rational behavior #he KNOWS its probably impossible (for him at least it wouldnt be for gojo which he admits) but he has to do it for himself #sorry im rambling but AHHHHHH how tf did gege write this??? its such a small part of the story but its arguably the catalyst for everything #aside from plot wise it simply just is impactful emotionally! gege had to go thru a toxic codependent homoerotic friendship to write this+ #theres just no other way #jjk #jujustu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru #satosugu

[jonny-b-meowborn]

It should be illegal for people to come to my house before noon. My aunt, her bf and daughter are in the other room visiting my grandma and that's cool and all but. They came here around 10-11. I woke up at a similar time because it's a Sunday and I wanna have some more sleep. And now I'm stuck in my room cause I don't feel comfortable being seen in my pajama by anyone outside of my household. And this fucks up my morning routine because I can't start doing anything, studying in today's case, before I eat breakfast and gave a coffee, I can't have breakfast before I change clothes, and I can't change clothes because of the guests. I also can't make my bed because I don't like being outside of bed in my pajama, I generally don't like being in my pajama if I'm not asleep. So I have to be in bed and that means the only thing I have to do is scroll social media. I wanna get up sooo bad I wanna eat something and just start existing but. There's guests. They've been here for about almost two hours. Hell on earth

#i dont have many strict routines in my life #but when i do theyre very important to me #i fant just do things out of order #not to mention i cant go to the kitchen anyway because. again i dont like being seen in my pj #and for whatever reason if my granny has guests it's alway in the morning #so my morning routine gets interrupted a lot #its genuinely quite distressing #and i hate the fact that im just wasting time. i cant be productive until i do all the things in my routine #oughhhhh #bee buzz

[puppyeared]

omg slush puppies are a british thing too! also had after swimming lessons. every swimming pool must have a slushie machine or else it is a bad swimming pool

what flavours do you prefer? on the rare occasion the flavours weren't just blue raspberry and strawberry, i'd go for blood orange

YOU GUYS ARE GETTING STRAWBERRY AND BLOOD ORANGE?

(cherry is my fav lol)

#WE ONLY HAVE LIME BLUE RASP AND CHERRY... STRAWBERRY SLUSHIES THOUGHH OUGHHHHH #literally every community centre in my town has a slush puppie machine. and its always the same restaurant selling it #i have very fond slush puppie memories. sitting in the car slurping all the cherry juice so im just left with crushed ice #while my dad lectures me about everything i need to work on for next weeks swimming lesson that i am not listening to at all... #looking outside the car window and its very dark outside at like 7PM on a friday.. my hair is wet bc i took a shower at the pool and im in #my pjs ouuuhhh... swimming lessons hard and brutal but slushies are sweet and cold #also everybody in my inbox telling me 'yea slush puppies exist in the US theyre just uncommon/rare' I HEAR YOU. ILL TAKE THAT L NOW LMAO #i will admit a rare drink ive only ever seen a handful of times was the kool aid slushies.. only my towns wraps on the go restaurant had it #and they took it with them when it closed down :o( it was blue raspberry too #fuckin love slushies man #txt #yapping #anon #ask

[devotedlystrangewizard]

every single day i log onto this app with hannibal on the brain is one day closer to my inevitably 5k word essay on the similarities and differences between zenoswol & hannigram. these are not at all related but they are both part of my special interests so they are now

#sonething something mutual destruction & love through violence & affection/hatred &- #but also something about how zenos assumes a lot which hannibal tends to leave up to will. statements & questions. therapist & enemy. #the difference in setting. the all of it. i am going insane thinking about this and i am alone jn this #its the autism. #it is 4 am i have exams tomorrow i should not still be awake but im THINKING. AGAIN. #also the way hannigram definitely affected the way i viewed zenos like. in general #aromanticism also factors into this #i like exploring my own psychology its like pretending to feel my emotions by being aware of them #surviving things they shouldnt?? doing things that in a normal person relationship would be absolutely horrible??? #(idk whether hijacking someones body to kill their friends or trying to saw someones head open is worse) #(but neither of those things really seem like a healthy thing to do) #the whole 'idk what this emotion is so im killing you' vibe. 'try to kill me you are the first and only one i want to die to' #theyre like cats bringing home dead mice. i dont want ur dead mouse but i know you do it out of love so thanks man. pls stop tho #also one of my ocs (tma oc actually) served the end & sacrificed those they loved to it. #killing as a form of love. not a mercy kill (tho ive used that as well!) but just. #fucked up little guys who believe that killing someone is the ultimate show of love. who cannot see past the violence #oughhhhh #i miss my tma oc they were cool i should go back to them

[mieltelecheycrema]

i hate pizza hut i AUGHFHFHDG

#and tarfet but like don’t tell anyone #oughhhhh theyre making us sell pizzas on top of all the deli stuff its like they hate us #AIGHHHHH so well its not too bad its just pizza is so oily wtf and i feel bad for closing crew and me when im part of closing #its nasty #soni2

[kolektsiakomah]

IM EXPLODING list of things from the ocean saga from epic the musical i think abt A Lot

[this is a long fucking list]

the heartbeat accompanying odysseus' reminiscing of penelope n telemachus . im gonna cry [the horse and the infant]

THE FUCKIN SOUND PRODUCTION IN GENERAL ¿¿¿ THE WAR SOUNDS . ITS LIKR IM THERE [the horse and the infant]

violins intensifying when zeus mentions penelope n telemachus 😭😭😭😭😭😭 also thunderbolts and lightning very very frightening when zeus' verse comes on [the horse and the infant]

this . IM IN PAIN . this is sickening this is sickening this is sickening ive been crying abt this for 15 mins and counting. might be my father issues talking but the way telemachus probably doesnt even remember odysseus and knows abt his existence only thanks to penelope meanwhile this man is fighting for his LIFE every day to see them and hug them ☹☹☹☹☹☹ save me SAVE ODYSSEUS ↓ [just a man]

'i look into your eyes and i

think back to the son of mine.

you're as old as he was

when i left for war...

***

close your eyes

and spare yourself the view.

how could i hurt you?

i'm just a man

who's trying to go home

even after all the years

away from what i've known!

i'm just a man

who's fighting for his life,

deep down i would

trade the world

to see my son and wife!!'

PENELOPES WAITINGNGGGGG FOR HIKMMMMMM ¡¡¡¡¡¡ RUHHEGHHEHHGGGGG also eurylochus and polities are so bro . they were literally sworn bros stop it [full speed ahead]

the lil spooky sounds at the start of open arms ¿ so good . POLITIES I LOVE YOU YOU DIDNT DESERVE TO DIE SO SOON . he so was what odysseus needed at the time ↓ [open arms]

'a cave!!

you're saying there's a cave where we could feast?

and where do we sail to find this food-filled cave?

thank you :)'

athenas clock motive ¡¡¡¡¡ so good . the dont disappoint me was SO . OMINOUS . I LOVE QUICK THOUGHT MOMENTS [warrior of the mind]

THEYRE BROTHERS ¡¡¡¡¡¡ ↓ [polyphemus]

'over here!'

'look at all this food,

look at all these sheep!

i can't believe this cave has all this for us to keep.'

'i've gotta hand it you, pol,

this is quite the treat.

there are enough sheep here

to feed the entire fleet.'

POLYPHEMUS IS SO SCARY I LOVE IT . LIKE ACTUALLY SCARY i had actual goosebumps i gasped so hard when the whole boss battle started it was so full of suspension and tension and there was sm going on i was like ?@*@*#*×£@£€$£×*@*('(@(#(,"*"*' i cant fully express how this particular part makes me feel but when i was listening for the 1st time i was clenching my armchair so hard . deadass was on the verge of tears when polities got sniped and odysseus' men were screaming for their captain while polyphemus just slaughters them all . ALSO IM TELLING YOU ODYSSEUS LEARNED THOSE NEGOTIATION TACTICS FROM POLITIES [polyphemus + survive]

the complete silence after odysseus reveals his name . no triumphant music no cheers NOTHIJG just the creaking of the ship . and knowing that polyphemus is supposed to just Stare at the crew w his bloody gory eye and a smile ......... god fucking damn [remember them]

'this hurts athena.' in the script after odysseus snaps and goes YOURE ALONE ...... i mean go odysseus but ohhh . athena . ATHEJNNAAAAA [my goodbye]

JORGE TALKED ABT THIS BUT THE HARMONIES IN STORM ARE SO FUNKY ¡¡¡¡¡ AHHHHH STOOOoooOOOoooOOORM STOOOoooOOOoooOOORM THE LIKES OF WHICH WEVE NEVER SEEN BEFOREEEEE BRACE FOR THE STOOOoooOOOoooOOORM STOOOoooOOOoooOOORM WITH HOME SO CLOSE WE MUST BE PUSHING FORWARDDDD ‼️‼️‼️ [storm]

the absolute divine Island In The Sky melody in the middle of the goddamn storm made me levitate . i had goosebumps . polities would fucking love it [storm]

i was so sure for some reason that 'lead from the heart and see what starts' was a callback to open arms but it wasnt . hmm . WELL STILL . eurylochus literally says odysseus is the brother he could never do without oughhhhh ..... AND eurylochus is so real throughout this whole thingg no wonder hes the right hand man . [luck runs out]

aeolus' lil HAHAs are wonderful . i feel like shes def friends w hermes . also her song is such a bop ¿¿¿ got me grooving ¡¡¡¡ winions are so fjsjjsjwjwjaja theyre the definition of skrunkly . [keep your friends close]

this also broke me . any fucking interaction odysseus has w his kid and wife is sure to send me straight into my coffin . the way odysseus is pulled out from his bittersweet dream straight into new chaos and new problems . bro cant even communicate w his fam thru prophetic dreams hes so tired GIVE HIM PENELOPE N TELEMACHUS NOW ↓ [keep your friends close]

'the bag is still closed and i'm getting closer

to you.

penelopeee~

i can't wait to make some new memories...

telemachusss~

time for me to be the father i never was...

'just keep your eyes open...'

'why are my eyes and my heart and my soul

so heavy?..'

'just keep your eyes open.'

'i keep on trying to embrace you both,

why won't you let me?'

'just keep your eyes open!'

'so much has changed, but i'm the same,

yes, i'm the same!!'

'just keep your eyes open!!'

i lauf dramatic entrances poseidon is so extra ↓ [ruthlessness]

'OOOOOOOOOOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACA ‼️‼️‼️ do you know who i am.'

sea grandpa you absolute NUT ¡¡¡¡ HE SOUNDS SO GOOD ¿¿¿¿ AHHHHH the raspy voice fits him so well . the chanting at the start of the song made me chant too . POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON . he tried to chill w the waves guys . [ruthlessness]

PPL SCREAMING FOR THEIR CAPTAIN ¡¡¡¡¡ it always gets me idfk why [ruthlessness]

HES SO SILLY W IT ↓ [ruthlessness]

'ALL I GOTTA DO IS OPEN THIS BAG!! :P'

#epic: the musical #epic: the ocean saga #ocean saga got me BAWLING MY EYES OUT ON THE 2ND GODDAMN SONG #also would you believe me if i said #that i heard luck runs out and polyphemus and just a man from rise edits for the 1st time #im going crazy #epic the musical #etm #etm: odysseus beloved #etm: telemachus beloved #etm: polities beloved #etm: penelope beloved #etm: eurylochus beloved #etm: athena beloved #etm: poseidon beloved #etm: aeolus beloved #etm: polyphemus beloved #🍋 blah blah

[hinderr]

WE ACTUALLY FUCKING GOT IT WE GOT A COVERT EPISODE ICANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS. LLOOOOK LOOK AT THEM ALL OF THEM OH MY LOVES MY BABIES MANDALORIANS MY BELOVED OUGHHHHHHHHHH. i loved every one of them I LOVE them i love them i love them mandalorians my beloved. you can see din being SO at home with them FOR ONCE. for once its he who's explaining to BO-KATAN how to act and whats appropriate OUGHHHHH din djarin OH MANDALORIANS!!!!

Armourer my WIFE my wife she is so grandmother in this one i love her. i love her ohhhh thats my wife thats my wife she's soooooo amazing and pretty and gorgeous and cool

RAGNAR CONFIRMED VIZSLA!!! "thats my son" I HAD TO PAUSE AND SCREAM YES!!! RAGNAR VIZSLA!!! PAZ VIZSLA AND RAGNAR VIZSLA MY BELOVED MY LOVES THEYRE EVERYTHING TO ME

grogu djarin GROGU. DJARIN. GROGU FUCKING DJARIN. im telling you this episode was to kill ME in PARTICULAR. Grogu getting THE SIGNET. grogu TRAINING. grogu making his DAD PROUD. GROGU AND ARMOURER INTERACTIONS. grogu already striking up a rivalry with another vizsla MY BABY!!! BRIGHTEST STAR IN THE SKY MY BABY!!! and and 'my dad was like that too, he's just proud of you' YES DIN IS PROUD OF HIM!!! THATS HIS BABY BOY!!!

ohh bo-katan. bo-katan kryze i love you. i love you. you were so interesting this episode bo-katan i love you. please please please keep this please carry on please oh bo-katan. bo-katan i adore you

#the mandalorian #the mandalorian season 3 #the mandalorian season 3 spoilers #FAVOURITE EPISODE EVER!!!!!!! EVERYTHING I EVER FUCKING WANTED

[natsmagi]

Thinking of soft girlfriends, what's some of your favourite traits that carries over? I love Tsumugi caring for Natsume and looking after her while Natsume is constantly grumpy because it's Tsumugi's turn to have a rest and be pampered.

OUGHHHHH im a sucker for everything tbh 🥺🥺

a clear favorite of mine is tsumugi holding/carrying natsume........ i think it is so cute (and we love strong girls) and i think it is ESPECIALLY cute when natsumes being kinda grumpy about it or is only begrudgingly allowing herself to be carried bc this is so embarrassing for her. ALTHOUGH when theyre in private shes not bothered at all unless shes deliberately trying to be difficult ASJKHKDFJH

I ALSO!!!! really like natsume being needy but in like. the least straightforward way possible. like if she wants tsumugis attention shes gonna start pulling her hair and nudging her shoulder (punching her) or just be a bother in some other ways AJSDFHKH (which will just confuse tsumugi in the beginning since natsume isnt communicating with her words so shes just ??? did i do something wrong ?????? before eventually catching on in some way)

#i love them alot #love it when natsume is being difficult And For Fucking What #ask #everything about them is so good though. i eat it all up #everyhting always

[n3onwraith]

EVIL DEAD RISE WAS SO GOOD?????????? I HAVE SO MANY THEORIES AND IDEAS AND OUGHHHHH

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT

ME?? OVERANALYZING THE 4 MOVIES AND SPINOFFS WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH AN ENTIRE PLOTLINE FOR 5 MOVIES AND POTENTIAL SEQUELS??? NOOOOO...

ANYWAYS

SO THEY SAID THERE WERE 3 BOOKS??? MAKES SENSE, IN THAT ONE PICTURE THEY WERE TAKING THE GUYS FACE AND BOTH SIDES OF HIS CHEST, DEF ENOUGH FOR A BOOK COVER. AND THAT DOESNT MESS WITH THE ORIGINAL CONTINUITY AT ALL EITHER!!!

NOW, IDEAS. THIRD BOOK. PROBABLY SOUTH EAST BECAUSE WE ALREADY HAVE WISCONSIN AND CALI, MY GUESS IS SWAMPLAND TO COUNTERACT THE FOREST AND BIG CITY! MAYBE LOUISIANA, FLORIDA, MISSISSIPPI, ALABAMA OR SOUTH TENNESSEE?? PLUS, ROOM FOR EXTRA CREEPY SHIT.

I THINK THEYRE GONNA DO A SEQUEL, PREFERABLY NAMED EVIL DEAD RISE AGAIN, AND I THINK BETH'S KID WILL EITHER BE IMMUNE OR A DEMON WITH LITTLE IN BETWEEN. I THINK THEYLL DO AT LEAST ONE MORE MOVIE IF NOT TWO. OR THEY KILL OFF THE KID FOR THE ASH EFFECT WHO KNOWS. ANYWAYS.

SOUTHERN PERSON HAS A MOVIE. WE ALREADY HAVE A THEME OF LOSING SISTERS SO LETS KEEP THAT GOING Y'KNOW? BETH IS PREGNANT AND HAS HER NIECE, ASH HAS HIW WHOLE DEAL, SO I THINK SOUTHERNER WILL EITHER BE A SINGLE FATHER OR A LITERAL CHILD TO BALANCE OUT THIS FUCKED UP FAMILY OF DEMON FIGHTERS. SOUTHERNER WOULD PROBABLY BE A FARMER OF SORTS

ALSO, SOUTHERN SWAMPS ARE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BOTH ADD FUCKED UP STALKER DEMONS AND ANIMALISTIC TRAITS. A POSSESSED GATOR TEARING SOMEONE APART IN A DEATH ROLL AND MINUTES LATER THE PERSON WALKS OUT OF THE WATER PULLING THEMSELVES BACK TOGETHER??? HELLO??? PLUS YOU COULD DO A FACELESS VILLAIN SITUATION FOR MOST OF IT! WE'D ALL LOGICALLY KNOW WHO IT WAS, BUT ITD BE SUSPENSEFUL.

ANYWAYS. ANOTHER TRILOGY. YADA YADA. EITHER CASSIE AND BETH'S KID SURVIVE TILL THE END OR ARE KILLED OFF IN THE ASH EFFECT IDK. BETH'S THIRD MOVIE COULD BE HER HEARING ABOUT ASH THROUGH THE NEWS WHILE TRAVELING THE COUNTRY TO ESCAPE THE LAW, AND TRYING TO FIND HIM BECAUSE THE RADIO COULD PLAY SOME OF HIS POLICE INTERVIEW WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT THE POSSESSION.

PERFECT WAY TO END THE SERIES WOULD BE A TWO PART MOVIE. ONE HALF IS THEM FINDING EACHOTHER AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DESTROY THE BOOKS AND KEEP THEMSELVES ALIVE NOW THAT THREE DIFFERENT TYPES OF DEMONS ARE AFTER THEM. THE OTHER HALF IS THEM ACTUALLY GOING TO DESTROY THEM

I THINK THEYD HAVE TO GO TO WHEREVER SUMERIAN WAS WRITTEN (I'm an idiot sorry) AND DESTROY THEM THERE, BUT ANOTHER ALTERNATIVE WOULD BE NYC OR THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY (or Ohio.) THEN THERES THREE PATHS I COULD SEE IT GOING.

1. BOOKS COMBINE INTO ONE BIG BOOK AND ITS AN ALL OUT BLOODBATH. THE KIDS OR ASH ARE THE ONES WHO FINISH IT ONCE AND FOR ALL

2. BOOKS ARE DESTROYED, BUT WERE KEEPING SOMETHING WORSE SEALED AWAY. EPIC BATTLE ENSUES OR ANOTHER TRILOGY IDK

3. BOOKS ARE DESTROYED AND THAT APPEARS TO BE THE END OF IT (maybe have a zombie hand pop out of the ground like on the OG first cover?? callback??)

ANYWAYS SORRY FOR THAT

#you cannot handle the uber instinct of my uber autism. observe #ash vs evil dead #dead by dawn #evil dead rise #evil dead 2 #evil dead #evil dead rise spoilers

[cyberdragoninfinity]

*stokes the fire* Aporia

thinking about that tweet that's like "i like your funny reply friend! you'll be buried in my pyramid with me when i die"--that's how i feel with you delightful anons who give me excuses to Go Bananas About Aporia. said with so much love in my heart. thank you <3

favorite thing about them: GOD. THERE REALLY IS SO MUCH. Of course I love his design, it's absolutely bonkers in the best way--if you told me two years ago there was a nine foot tall monster robot yugioh character with angel symbolism out the ass i would have been like EXCUSE ME. HELLO. *RUNNING OVER* but also!! his arc is just fucking GOOD. he's just this sad and complex and angry and miserable old old old man in a robot werelion body who's actually three people who are actually just one person. peak yugioh villain nonsense i absolutely adore it. and i LOVE when villains have the face turn and fight back against the Big Bad as much as they can. it goes hard!!! (but also, specific small thing thats one of my favorite things about him--it's like, very implied despite being Gigantic he's fairly dexterous and gentle with how he handles things?? Always grabbing his tiny cards very delicately and doings little tricks with them and in tag force 6 (Citizen Kane for Insane Aporia Girlies) he actively tells you the protagonist that he doesnt make mistakes with how much force to use with things (being a machine and all.) idk it's just very cute to me. it's a sweet detail.)

least favorite thing about them: pained smile. big man proper's literally only in.....about 9-10 episodes total??? <:) crying. wailing. my kingdom for a SLIVER of more screentime. it's also a shame like. 2/3s of his episodes never got dubbed, I would have absolutely adored to see what the dubbed version would have looked like!! (especially since those eps include like. my Favorite 5ds duels. it'd be like having two whole cakes babey!!!!)

favorite line: ok im restraining myself from picking something from Tag Force because all of his dialogue in TF6 makes me sick in the head and i love it but I WILL PICK. SOMETHING FROM THE ANIME. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON. god. it's gotta be these.

also "I was imprisoned by my feelings, so you can have my feelings" which he says immediately before this, also to Z-ONE. A.) theyre just raw as hell, B.) ooohhhh my god ohhhh my fucking godddddd he loved him so fucking muuuuuch buy my fucking SILENCE

brOTP: when people draw him being friends with leo and/or luna i get soooooo soft ;_____; my kingdom for an AU where aporia got to live and could interact with them for once not under the pretenses of needing to Kill Team 5Ds. WAUUGH. also i guess brotp adjacent but him interacting with his embodiments is so fucking funny and it's apparently just me and the tag force devs who see and know the truth on that.

OTP: ooouugh...oughhhhh you Know im talking bout those old old men!!!!! i am #1 absolute adorer of the Iliaster Four Stars Peepaw Polycule (Aporia/Z-one/Paradox/Antinomy) we know this we know this. but special mention to my most favorite combo of that of all, my beloved Z-ONE/Aporia. see above. it doesnt even have a damn ship name 🤪they just!!!! make me absolutely fucking insane. theyre married theyre divorced theyre god and his most devoted archangel theyre old friends theyre a Fleetwood Mac album and theyre EVERYTHING TO ME!!!!!!! the second i get over worrying about being annoying i will Not shut up about them even more!!!!!

nOTP: i think if you ship with rua/leo you should go to jail and then directly to hell immediately after <3

random headcanon: Aporia Aporiaaaa my beloved bisexual italian/cuban autistic nonbinary dadgirl. i think in another life where he wasnt Extremely Fucked Up and Died Like Five Times he could have been good with kids. also. i think in the implied fixed future where the Four Stars get to live normally he would be a furry. him and eurea both. furcon couple

unpopular opinion: he's a GOOD CHARACTER!!!! HE AND THE EPISODES HE'S IN HAVE MERIT!!!!!! NOBODY BUT LIKE MAYBE 12 PEOPLE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS GUY BUT HE ROCKS AND I THINK MORE PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT HIM!!!!!!! drawing my big sword (draw tablet) I Will Make Them Know About Him. >:)c

song i associate with them: i, dana "the mountain goats lover" ninetales of course. keep finding tmg songs to associate with characters. And Genesis 30:3 is one of my favorite songs for Aporia, especially re: his dynamic with Z-ONE. "I will do what you ask me to do/Because of how I feel about you." IS SO!!! MUFFLED WAILING.

favorite picture of them: oh man. *slams my giant briefcase of aporia screenshots down on the table* ok. ok let's see. just ONE favorite? alright. ok. i got this. hm. this one i think

A.) aaauuughh i love his 'broken' form i need to draw it sometimes....the Moment energy lines...... B.) TINY TINY FUCKING CARDS!!!!, C.) this is from the exact moment where something in my brain clicked and was like "oh. oh this guy is in my head now for real. maybe i do fuck with his design" and. well. things snowballed <3

#IM SO FUCKING SORRY I HAD. A LOT TO SAY <3 YOU KNOW HOW IT IS #ygo posting #asks #anonymous #wooouughhh waauughhh i love him so fucking much. i could talk about him for another 40438543 posts #aporia my beautiful massive babygirl. my monster truck. my miserable industrial sized freezer #iliasterliker9000

[crystalmonk5579]

Haii totally not a suspicious blog post for my bestie @ninjapaste >:3c

Bazhagen/Duke Wyatt

A/n: NONE OF THESE ARE CANNON BESIDES THE EAR WIGGLES AND THE EAR PETS OK?! I'm literally just doing this bc Robyn is asleep and I don't wanna bother them lol anyways let's begin!!!

~~o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o haiiiiio⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o~~

Bazhagen:

Ok, pets fucking start off with the obvious, his ears are sensitive. Like not really sensitive where it could be painful, but like, lil tingles when you touch em.

His bf Lucian(my oc) will pet his ears sometimes

This mofo can get jealous as easily as a fly and flap it's wings. Like Lucian could be talking to someone from Durmitch and if they do ONE WRONG THING IT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING DEATH GLARE FOR THE REST OF THE COVO

Very into pda but I feel like that's a given bc of his out going natured personality

This man will constantly tease Lucian Abt anything so be fucking careful when you're around baz, he will never stop reminding you of embarrassing things. Like you guys could be talking and he could call you kale teeth in reference to when you were talking to your crush and you had a piece of kale in-between your teeth.

Doesn't trust wild animals in Durmitch for three reasons, 1.) They're probably dangerous 2.) They could be used as listening devices for some magical people! And 3.) Lucian might adopt them and they're gonna steal his bfs attention away from him >:(

Honestly, I think he might be really fucking good at rock climbing for some reason...

This man is willing to pick up his small 5' bf and just smother him with kisses in public, no holds back all out, just to either scare someone off or just to show he loves his bf sm

Willing to just show up unannounced and bring you gifts if he ever senses you are sad one singular bit. "Heyyy, I saw you were acting not like yourself, and really really sad for whatever reason so I bought out an entire bakery with my friends money, you wanna watch the real elf house wives?"

HEAVY ASS SLEEPER ISTG IT WILL TAKE A FUCKING MILLION MAN MARCHING BAND TO WAKE HIM UP A LIL BIT/hj

I think he might really be into soda or root ear floats in a modern au

I think he might also really like axe throwing too, both as practice for fighting and competition!

This man's hair is so so so fucking rough and jaggy like look at it, it looks like a susuwatari from studio Ghibli movies except they're all greased up and spiked to make him look cool

I don't think he actually likes the leather pants he wears, like they're very restrictive and not good for fighting, not to mention it must fucking itch badly since I'd assume Durmitch woods are kinda like rainforests. And we all know that leather pants + humid/wet rainy areas= ITCHY ITCHY!!!!/neg but eh, who gives a shit!?! He looks cool in em

Cry baby when he gets a cold "OUGHHHHH LUCIAN WHY MUST YOU ABANDON MEEEEE?!!?!?" "....babe you have a mild cold, you'll be fine in a couple of days" "*sniffling and sobbing* WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEE?!?!?!?"

Duke Wyatt:

His hair is so fucking soft istg, it looks so fluffy and soft and nice to touch

I bet he smells like dandelions and tree sap from the woods

Modern day au I think this man would have a skincare routine ngl

I think if he could I would actually be really really good at drawing!!! Like omfg I bet his penmanship from song wriitng

Man will sometimes unconsciously death grip Lucian while he's cuddling him by accident

Would slightly die inside if his favorite patisserie would go out of business and he couldn't get his almost croissants anymore

This man gives like the bestest hugs ever istg, they're tight and soft at the same time and theyre long but not too long that they over stay their welcome

Honestly....he'd slay in a summer dress, LIKE ESPECIALLY THOSE DAINTY WHITE ONES WITH SUNFLOWER PRINTS THAT GO SO WELL WITH A SUN HAT

Very very good at dexterity shit with his hands bc of wood carving, speaking of hands!

Very calloused and gritty on the sides bc of accidently nicking himself while making flutes and other wooden things, carrying logs, wood cutting etc etc

HE IS A FUCKING HEATER WHEN JT COMES TO CUDDLING, HE IS PERFECT FOR EXTRA COLD WINTER NIGHTS

(Modern au)Hates and I mean HATES SCARY AND GORY MOVIES WITH ALL HIS HEART

Actually more of a cat person than a dog person, as much as he gives off golden retriever bf vibes tho, they're just a lot calmer and more nice to be around...and they won't chew up his flutes!!!

(modern au) any movie relating to animals dying like a dogs purpose, Marley and me, etc etc. They make him go through all the stages of grief for a 5 day period.

He really really likes flannels too!!

That's it for now y'all!!! Have a nice day/night/evening!!

~~(⁠づ⁠｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡⁠)⁠づ byeeeeeee ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠⊂⁠)~~

#cris writes #heheheheh #HAVE FUN YALL #HEHEHEHEGEH #Hdbshsbdhdit was so fun making this even at 1:39am #NON OF THESE ARE CANNON

[old-knightsvow]

i love the little msgs in the main screen so much like yes im aware those are my sims and theyre succession characters bc i made it that way but seeing "shiv roy missed you!" and a little smiling shivvy next to it has me all oughhhhh she missed me.......

#i know its a tactic to incentive you to keep playing but its so effective. #simcession posting #txt

[oatzimir-archive]

not me rambling about the great barrier reef

i just realised that ive explained half of the plot of the great barrier reef so dont read if you havent seen the movie yet

I really love corey during this movie, he sounds so cute, tbh hes literally just me but in coral form, i wanna hold him and make him tomato soup and tuck him into bed. thats how much i love him. WHY IS HE BULLIED BY EVERY FUCKING SEA CREATURE THAT IS IN THE REEF, he is so adorable why would you bully him. THE LITTLE BIT SONG IS SO CATCHY TOO it sounds so fun and i love it so so so much

"YOURE JUST A LITTLE BIT" "im a tiny little bit in the deep blue sea" hehee little bitch

and the way he fuckin crashes into the gup-w while he was singing is so funny to me idk why but it is

while barnacles n peso help corey get unstuck, they try to help him to find a place to settle down and build coral

"woah, ive never seen a bup-bubble-you" COREY IS SO CUTE PLEASEEeseftgz......

then some crab and sea-sponge got summoned by the word "location" and started to sing a funky tune and i kinda like it

after they find a place for corey, he grows and this is the start of my favourite song of all time

I ADORE PESOS VOICE DURING THIS SONG, he sounds so nice please i mean he is very nice thats his whole character but oughhhhh i love his voice so much. i often find myself singing it. by the way the song is called "Big things are built from things that are small/Stretch til you stand" you guys dont understand i love it sm

later when peso is done giving corey his check up, some kinky tentacles started appearing, then they find out that the tentacles belong to a big purple old ass mound coral, AND oh gawd i love him, his voice is just OUGH /pos. and this is my next favourite song "trouble on the reef" ITS SO FUNKY I LOVE IT i really love songs that are like this

after the song, the same crab and sea sponge (and by the way their names are Clovis and Laverne and i really dont care abt it),the sea sponge got attacked by a spikey thing n now needs medical attention from peso

"i need to perform a spike-ectomy right away." then pulls out the spike with tweezers like the adorable badass he is then does his signature "you need a bandage" thing and now laverne is all better

later-on, kwazii calls the gup-w to see how things are going on, barnacles answered by saying that theyre already helping creatures on the reef, and kwaziis like "lol alright btw me n tunip are cooking up a lil surprise for everyone :)" n peso is like "ooo what kind of surprise?" "its a surprise" then kwazii fucks off and goes to his little secret door way thingy n opens it, he has a little recipe from his great grandad which is called pirate pie

he goes to the kitchen to tell the other vegimals the instructions n shit but he wouldnt show the recipe bc uh like he said, secret and sings a song about it (which i love by the way wewewe,,) which shows the concept of murder- during the mixing one of the vegimals attempts murder by throwing a spatula at kwazii but he misses so its all good :thumbsup:

after finishing the first few steps of the pirate pie recipe he goes and fucks off again to find the final recipe (spoiler alert: its coral slime aka coral shit) which is in the reef

haha fuck i just explained half of the plot

anyways

i really wanted Inkling to have his own song in the great barrier reef.

actually i want Tweak, Dashi, Shellington and literally any other character who didn't get a singing role. Dashi's singing voice would have probably been really nice...

and uhmb kwazii's song "Briny blue" is most likely one of my favourite songs in the movie (i also like "Big this are built from things that are small" "trouble on the reef" and the "pirate pie" song) , but like, i dont rlly like his voice while singing??? idk it just doesnt sound right to me??? but i love his voice either way (sometimes i find myself singing pirate pie and briny blue), he sounds funny i love him

and also also, im pretty upset about captain's singing voice, im very not used to Barnacles having a different voice, it sounds weird and it doesn't sound like him at all. but a thousand pies song is great and i love it but oh god his voice. but like kwazii, i love him either way, weird singing voice or not, i am in love with him

i think im done

#octonauts #octonauts and the great barrier reef #this is all opinion btw #domt get mad ;-; #notart #long post #swearing tw