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i can’t find it anymore but there was this video i saw that was like ‘that one kid in class who’s way too excited to dissect the frogs in biology’ ‘it’s a shame they don’t let us do this with bigger animals’ ‘…like a raccoon?’ ‘(creepy stare) …yeah. like a raccoon.’ (clearly not what he meant ahem ahem lol) and what i’m trying to say is that gortash did not go to school as a kid but if he did. that would be him lmao
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tangomagnolija · 1 year
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jewishgir · 2 years
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well it's just like the spice girls said...
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jemwolf · 1 year
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Cool: Using drones for a lightshow as a replacement for fireworks
Not cool: Using drones to force people to watch ads for candy crush in the night sky
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slaughtercress · 1 year
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do you think the sea of a thousand currents is just lake baikal?
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vulpiximisa · 2 years
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me: so what does bussin mean?
friend: *resignated sigh* so... you know ukes?
me: ah, okay
other friend: what?
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fox-guardian · 8 months
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"maybe if i dress more boring i'll get gendered correctly by strangers" that's the devil talking
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lylahammar · 6 months
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While a lotta pipelines are dangerous and bad, the “ew furries are cringe and gross” → “I’m not a furry myself but I support them <3” → “I am a furry” pipeline is a beautiful thing full of love
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seldompathic · 4 months
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*Mashing them together*
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dapper-lil-arts · 2 months
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You either think about it a lot, or not at all
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botanyshitposts · 8 months
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a plant is a big complicated machine but it is ALSO a little guy. you know
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foresttt-png · 6 months
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"Who am I? If not a tool to be used?"
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applestruda · 7 months
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Hermittober Day 7 - Fall
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awetfrog · 8 months
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he's just after your wj (worm juice)
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haveyoumetmythief · 2 years
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Kinda digging the concept of "sitcom universes are fundamentally stable. Every episode, the stage resets, problems are solved, and things reset to the way they started" as a horror trope
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dangerliesbeforeyou · 5 months
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okk but like it was seriously hilarious that ncuti's doctor spent the entire time with no trousers on and literally NO one commented on it loool
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