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disco-tea · 1 year
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Hey, don’t cry. I’ll kill them for you if you want. It’ll give me a hell of a headache, but I could probably thin the herd a little, okay?
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DC x DP Prompt
Some way, somehow (up to you), Dan, Danny, and Dani all end up living with Vlad.
Vlad is ecstatic. The three D's aren't, but it's not like they have a choice.
To push things forward, they end up begrudgingly going to a Wayne Gala with him, and like most gala kids, they were subjected to forceful, nosy, uncomfortable, and unnecessary questions from adults they don't like, and they know, don't really care.
One of the few obvious questions would be, 'How old are you?'.
Dan, despite being in a clone body of Danny, grows just a bit faster and taller than him and refuses to be the same age as that twerp. So he says that he's one year older than Danny.
Danny, who is absolutely pissed that his clone body is growing faster than him and also refuses to be the same age as that asshole, uses his actual age.
Dani, on the other hand, is having some internal struggles about being a clone and how her body and mind were basically forced to become more mature than she actually is. How she desperately wishes to be a child but will never have the opportunity to be. Or how she wants to be her own person but doesn't know how, and is simply borrowing from everyone around her.
She gets the dreaded question, 'How old are you?'. She doesn't want to be too close to Dan or Danny and 'copy' them. But she doesn't want to be too far off from them because she's really not much smaller than Danny, and also finds comfort in being close to them even if she is just 'copying' them. So she says she's a year younger than Danny.
The Gala goes on, yada yada yada. Then they go home.
A few weeks later, one of the D's (I'm thinking Dan) finds an online article about the Masters family and begins laughing their ass off.
Apparently, Irish twins were one thing. But Irish triplets? That had the general public and social elite in an uproar for weeks to come.
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juice-enjoyer · 6 months
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tonight on "who wants to be an archangel"
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mooshroomterrarium · 9 months
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Grian fell from a high place.
3rd Life (manga ver.) — End
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ghost-proofbaby · 8 months
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okay but before i check my inbox can i entice you all in a thought that has haunted me for over a month now
being in a relationship with rich businessman steve harrington and international rockstar eddie munson. traveling with them, the way they would take care of you and never let you ever want for a single thing. steve taking you with him places in his expensive cars, always driving far too fast for the way he keeps only steers with one hand as one always has to be on your thigh to just be near and touching you. eddie flying you with him when he has to travel to studios in california, just for an excuse to see you on a board walk in short shorts and his sunglasses. you’re their trophy wife, an untouchable that every other ceo of the intricate world of businesses spanning across several countries and every single shady musician eddie has worked with knows to not fuck with. tabloids when the three of you attend rooftop parties in italy, pap photos of you tangled up with eddie, giddy off champagne or wine and fancy finger foods you two indulged far too much in as steve is networking. the internet headlines break whenever you attend a charity gala with steve, always looking pretty on his arm as he makes absolute heart eyes at you, his safe place amongst such a cold and frigid world of boring contracts and men twice his age. eddie always making it clear in interviews that he’s your eye candy side piece, claiming that you’ve always been the brains in the relationship while he and steve are just there to care for you. steve getting no work done when you visit him in office. eddie using you (and steve) as his muse for every album.
an extravagant lifestyle, a world of riches, but the best part always being that at the end of the day, both of your boys will always come home to you. every day will always end with quiet nights, the three of you wrapped up in bed sheets, soft sighs and silent contentment as you all finally feel at home in one another’s arms.
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lunalycana · 11 months
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amethyst-crowns · 22 days
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“…you treat your mouth as if it’s heaven’s gate…”
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mur-art · 5 months
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Karaoke night at the Statehouse!
What else are Bon and Jovi singing?
Inspired by the latest FMISC episode, of course! Poor Cali still can't catch a break.
Aaanyyyyway I've had Covid for almost a week and I'm barely alive rn. 😭 The symptoms are sore throat, cough, headache, and forgetting how to draw, apparently.
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gaytedlasso · 5 months
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Roy is done with their bullshit
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m1kyweeds · 2 months
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( ´; _ ;`)ง 💦💦
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im-no-jedi · 1 year
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Benni claimed this mission was impossible, and Hunter took that literally 😏
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clogginbloggingoggin · 2 months
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had a sudden realization that a very specific genre of walton goggins poses aside from the miss america pageant stance exists.
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and it’s these.
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eli-wallach · 2 months
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fight club starring johnny knoxville and danger ehren
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storyteller-ish · 4 months
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Oh no! here comes trouble + text posts (3/?)
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booksandpaperss · 1 year
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Mike: I definitely like girls
Lucas: buddy no one said you didn’t-
Mike: I DO I SWEAR
Lucas: mi-
Mike: I’ll even prove it
Mike: uhhhh
Mike: if Will was a girl I’d totally date him!
Lucas:
Mike: see? get it? Cuz I find girls attractive and therefore would definitely date Will if he was one
Lucas: I- I need some water. I’ll be right back.
Lucas: *on the phone* Max? Babe? Oh thank god you’re there, yeah I need reinforcements. The situation is more dire than we thought.
lowkey inspired by the several times my bestie @andiwriteordie said that Mike would say he’d date Will if Will was a girl bc you are 100% correct lmao
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rakkuntoast · 10 months
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my contribution to the antza/bugza fever, 6 limbs :]
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