DC x DP Prompt
Some way, somehow (up to you), Dan, Danny, and Dani all end up living with Vlad.
Vlad is ecstatic. The three D's aren't, but it's not like they have a choice.
To push things forward, they end up begrudgingly going to a Wayne Gala with him, and like most gala kids, they were subjected to forceful, nosy, uncomfortable, and unnecessary questions from adults they don't like, and they know, don't really care.
One of the few obvious questions would be, 'How old are you?'.
Dan, despite being in a clone body of Danny, grows just a bit faster and taller than him and refuses to be the same age as that twerp. So he says that he's one year older than Danny.
Danny, who is absolutely pissed that his clone body is growing faster than him and also refuses to be the same age as that asshole, uses his actual age.
Dani, on the other hand, is having some internal struggles about being a clone and how her body and mind were basically forced to become more mature than she actually is. How she desperately wishes to be a child but will never have the opportunity to be. Or how she wants to be her own person but doesn't know how, and is simply borrowing from everyone around her.
She gets the dreaded question, 'How old are you?'. She doesn't want to be too close to Dan or Danny and 'copy' them. But she doesn't want to be too far off from them because she's really not much smaller than Danny, and also finds comfort in being close to them even if she is just 'copying' them. So she says she's a year younger than Danny.
The Gala goes on, yada yada yada. Then they go home.
A few weeks later, one of the D's (I'm thinking Dan) finds an online article about the Masters family and begins laughing their ass off.
Apparently, Irish twins were one thing. But Irish triplets? That had the general public and social elite in an uproar for weeks to come.
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My ideal murderbot tv series would need 5 screens to watch. I want 7 different inputs playing at all times. You only see murderbot in reflections of its own video feed. I want Sanctuary Moon playing in the background 60% of the time there's always a performance reliability measure in the corner. There's 30 input feeds from its bots. Yeah murderbot is talking to Ratthi but also a really juicy part of Sanctuary moon is playing at the same time.
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Bro has anyone else pointed out how the little fake shows (ie workin boys, santa claus is going to high school, barbecue monologues) they talk about in the Hatchet Field shows kinda predicts the plot of the next show:
Workin’ Boys in tgwdlm is about business and then Black Friday is about business
Then in Black Friday there’s Santa Claus is going to high school which is about yk high school then NPMD is about high school????
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Is this something or nothing?
The rules of public travel are simple: do your best to stay in your own space, stay aware of your surroundings, and don’t stare at anyone.
Most people adopt the thousand-yard stare, simply staring through the floor or the window until their stop, where they pop up out of their seat (or straighten up, if holding onto a bar), make their way to the door, and wait to exit.
Steve knows the rules of public travel. He’s been bussed to and from Cincinnati too many times to count: the dubious perks of having rich parents who send you off for school.
He knows to stay in his own space. He knows to keep his eyes to himself.
But he hadn’t slept well the night before. He hadn’t slept well for the previous week, actually, and is going off of roughly twenty combined hours of sleep in the past six days.
None of which happened last night.
He hadn’t realized he was tired enough to fall asleep standing up. Hadn’t realized that was something people could actually do, until the bus was suddenly braking and he was flying through the air, no idea what was happening until he was caught like a goddamn maiden in a story, swooning on a random guy’s arm.
He blinks.
Random Guy blinks, then grins. “Well, hey, big boy,” he starts. “Looks like you just fell for me.”
Steve’s brain isn’t currently working, so all he gets out is a string of cut-off curses as he tries to get his feet under him. “Sorry,” he finally says, which feels really fucking inadequate.
Random Guy just shrugs and grins. “Accidents happen.” He looks up, pats Steve on the shoulder, and says, “Well, you’ve got great timing. This is my stop. See you ‘round, big boy!”
Big boy, Steve mouths as Random Guy turns around, feeling himself flush. Goddammit.
And it wouldn’t have been terrible if that was all he’d seen of Random Guy.
But now that he’s been made aware of his presence, Steve sees him everywhere.
Even worse? He sees Steve, and usually winks, which only serves to make Steve blush.
And even worse than that? Random Guy is hot.
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i need a trobed edit to paul by big thief so bad. LIKE VISUALIZE WITH ME..
i was your starry-eyed lover and the one that you saw
i was your hurricane rider and the one that you’d call
we were just two moonshiners on the cusp of a breath
and i’ve been burning for you, baby
since the minute i left
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Did anyone else think the scene where the Armorer told Bo to remove her helmet was gonna go in a much more romantically charged direction where Bo finds herself scared to remove it after having just been accepted by the clan after having been alone for years only for the Armorer to slowly walk up and gently remove the helmet herself or was that just me
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