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#this is my fav copypasta
pawbeanies · 2 months
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Good Morning, "pawbeanies" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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estebanbicon · 5 months
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majimasleftasscheek · 2 years
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...what. is that hair. what did kiryu do to deserve that. why has he gone KPOP YEE-YEE ASS
If fucked up hair Kiryu has million number of fans i am one of them . if fucked up hair Kiryu has ten fans i am one of them. if fucked up hair Kiryu have only one fan and that is me . if fucked up hair Kiryu has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against fucked up hair Kiryu, i am against the world. i love #fuckeduphairKiryu till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of fucked up hair Kiryu . Hit Like If you Think fucked up hair Kiryu Best old man & Smart In the world
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Oh you have a cock? Prove it. Take multiple pictures from multiple angles, hard and soft, hanging loosely and you holding it in your hand. Also I wanna make sure it's working properly so post a couple videos of you nutting. Make sure to take a few pics of you squeezing your balls too just to enforce the idea ☺️
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honeybadgerss · 7 months
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matt poitras it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you, though there are no sexual urges or desires. you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papas orchard.
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yuu uses their araquanid to put out the fire grim set during the entrance ceremony and jamil has a heart attack on sight
Yuu is gonna beat Jamil to death after he makes a baby caterpie cry because he said its ugly
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weirdgirlpilled · 2 years
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if jim hopper has a million fans i’m one of them. if jim hopper has one hundred fans i’m one of them. if jim hopper has only one fan then it's me. if jim hopper has no fans then I'm dead. if the world is against jim hopper then I am against the world...
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faithst · 11 months
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ZB1’s POKEMONS
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ask from ☃️ anon <3 faith baby why did you just start blasting when i was your man. faith my ears. anyway! since we used to play on that pixelmon server everyday for an entire year (dark times), what pokemon do you think zb1 would have on their team?? who’d be their ace, their starter, etc etc. ok ily pls chillax and turn bruno mars off ❤️
notes hi ☃️ anon (which is literally just @trashhdez) i was ‘same bed but it feels just a little bit bigger now’-ing because i saw hanbin concept photos ok ☹️ but for the sake of simplicity; i will just be giving each member a starter, an eeveelution, and a legendary / mythical !
masterlist<3
starter > eeveelution > legendary / mythical
— zhang hao
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fennekin it’s whole vibe fits hao imo, very classy but also a bit of spark yk. also a very pretty and babygirl pokemon !
espeon IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN BUT ESPEON IS SO RESERVED LIKE HAO (introvert-wise ig?) also hao fits very well w purple
lunala aka the better evolution from cosmoem ! lunala has stars and stars shine and yk who else is a star? yeah, hao. also lunala feels very classy like him
— sung hanbin
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charmander both very popular and has a determined vibe ! charmander is also v friendly (i think) so basically hanbin !
leafeon the design SCREAMS hanbin (it’s so cute) it looks so gentle and polite, overall friendly and easy to approach
shaymin (specifically the hedgehog, idk what the actual ver is called) similar designs to leafeon ! shaymin seems v assertive altho being a cutie patootie; so basically leader hanbin
— seok matthew
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oshawott I WAS TORN BETWEEN OSHAWOTT AND POPPLIO but oshawott seems more matthew-y to me yk ! both super cute and bouncy (idk don’t ask)
eevee because it’s fluffy like matt. also i feel like eevee is the most sunshine out of all the eeveelutions !
jirachi does that not scream matthew ?? like cute star = matthew, end of statement.
— shen ricky
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snivy super chic and elegant like ricky. screams expensive taste
glaceon THATS LITERALLY RICKY ! super elegant, super cool. ricky 🤝 ice types. also glaceon reminds me of his hair idk why
xerneas looks so EXPENSIVE. also xerneas is like super cool like ricky (i love xerneas sm) bedazzled and chic
— park gunwook
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squirtle are we even surprised at this point? it literally looks like him, literally identical; could pass off as twins
vaporeon (i do not want to be reminded of the copypasta) BUT LOOK AT IT, ITS SO CUTE AND CHEERY just like GUNWOOK !!
zekrom gbtb gunwook vibes. literally the cool side of gunwook. the build zekrom has also reminds me of gunwook !
— kim taerae
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piplup it’s literally taerae, look at it !
sylveon super babygirl. both prolly have their motto as ‘friendship is magic’ and the ribbons omg
diancie the jewels on it’s head remind me of taerae and his voice. all of these are so babygirl just like him :D
— kim gyuvin
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chimchar why? 1) @trashhdez is a big chimchar fan and has the exact same personality as gyuvin 2) gyuvin would love chimchar, super cute but also could beat you up
jolteon the puppy vibes from gyuvin ! sparky and energetic just like him !
zygarde (specifically the core. if not, then the 10% one) i have no explanation for this one… it’s just.. yeah..
— kim jiwoong
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sobble i feel like jiwoong would pick the most unhinged looking starter, thus picking sobble. ig it’s cute,,,
umbreon VERY CHIC JUST LIKE JIWOONG ‼️ looks very intimidating but actually just a cutie patoot
entei regal. like royalty looking. i feel like entei embodies jiwoong in a way i cannot explain, maybe it’s the stance
— han yujin
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froakie 100% plays pokemon by the meta and picks froakie just bcuz of ash’s greninja (i can’t blame him tho, the greninja is godly)
flareon gives me youth vibes and very playful. flareon looks like a teenage boy
rayquaza bcuz of the meta, prolly his fav out of every pokemon (also can’t blame him here, rayquaza is also godly)
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darabeatha · 1 month
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gonna be real with you chief i was completely unfamiliar with that copypasta until .2 seconds ago so i thought you were having a crisis on the dash
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/ HELPELHPLHEP I JUST FOUND IT AND IT MADE ME LOOSE ITTTT, I love those type of meme-y copypastas so much; lit me at a.rjuna (or any of my fav characters) always
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pawbeanies · 3 months
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Good evening. "pawbeanies" was a 6 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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wyrmoftheweb · 9 months
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vaporeon is one of my fav pokemon but no one can keep their fucking mouth shut about that stupid copypasta. killing you. killing you. killingyou
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sorcerous-caress · 5 months
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OH omg you play DOOM and Borderlands too! They're my fav franchises too haha. COD has become a very cash grab kind of game tbh with their battlepasses, they're not like back then anymore.
The days where toxic xbox lobbies with trashtalkera were a thing, ah.... glorious days which i wish i could relieve
I have 3 siblings who were hardcor cod heads back in the day and let me tell you I had a full front seat to the show in it's full glory, it's like trauma by association even when I tried to distance myself from the game.
But yeah most games are ending up as cashgrabs, lootboxes and bp. Knowing myself and history with gacha I would probably go bankrupt if I play them now.
And because I know for a fact how may crimes against humanity were commited in those game lobbies I can't imagine any of the companions just joining it.
I mean Karlach was already in hell, it probably feels like home to her so I can see her being the hardest person to troll there who just ends up embarrassing the other person.
Astarion would claim he can trashtalk back but at the first sign of anti-elves he is yelling back and ends up on a youtube complication.
Gale won't survive the trenches, neither would Wyll. They should play the og assassin's creed instead in a separate room.
Jaheira would get so creative with her insults, how she's elbow deep in their mom and how their father should've taken it up the ass instead of birthing the reincarnation of shitty aim as a person.
And oh god tf2 didn't the voporoen copypasta start in that one lobby? Imagine finally coaxing the companions into trying a fps game with you and this appears in chat
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p2ep · 1 year
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litany against fear is my fav copypasta ever
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Are you a Gold Star lesbian? (Just in case you don't know on October 24 2022 tumblr will be shutting down)
this is my new fav copypasta actually. can you imagine if tumblr actually does shut down that day and this is just a staff member trying to desperately warn us using a meme
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alirienn · 1 year
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10, 11, and 15?
10. what’s that one thing that inspired u to make drawing your consistent hobby media (games, animanga etc) and ocs :]
11. fav comment you’ve ever received on ur work i dont think i can choose a fav, every comment, tag, indirect on twt etc has made me v happy +my memory's bad lol but the most memorable is on lofter* when someone commented this giant wall of text
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i later found out it was a copypasta, but it's really funny regardless
it goes something like 'my god! when i saw [this post], with no control over my body, i ran down 20 levels [...] i bumped into an auntie who asked me 'child are you ok?' and then i showed her [this post]...' theres a lot more but u get the idea
15. biggest artist pet peeve uhh havent thot about this before, maybe when artists gatekeep their brushes and resources? esp if it's already available to the public
*the chinese version of tumblr, basically
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primnroses · 1 year
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I haven't watched much of Boruto, except some clips here and there, but I am curious to know: what do you think of the self-titled protagonist? I've seen how divided people were about him (more like Naruto VS Boruto, those who call Naruto a shitty dad and others calling Boruto an ungrateful/ignorant brat), and I am wondering what this is all about 😅. I don't even trust Kishimoto for most of Naruto's characterization, since Sasuke is obviously his fav and I saw your post with his interview as for why he made Naruto a bad dad... wow.
I'm not really interested in Boruto as a character. If I consume the media it's because I want to see my favorite characters, but not him.
To me he's a mix of an ignorant brat and a truly sad kid that suffered from his absent father. All those "villain origin story" issues were covered in the movie so to me he's only a copypasta of Naruto as a kid.
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