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#this is terrible.
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do you think they tried at all. i cant see it ending well
blaine: stop-- i- i don't want to go in there--
blaine: c'mon. tell me honest this time. take me to spader.
#shaking them and shaking them and sha#theyre such a sheltered scared little kid and their friend is missing. hes a skeleton in a puddle of blood underground but besides that#like if they tried to find him. it would keep leading them through the scariestass dungeons theyve ever seen. torches and bones and shit#theyre not going down there. but#hops back and forth on their feet groaning.#but its saying spaders in there. and HES a scared sheltered kid too. and blaines got responsibilities yeah. they have to take care of him!#hes LOST! is he okay in there?#blaines not going in there.#maybe its glitching. m. maybe hes just out surfing like bufo said. m. thats. but he wouldnt be.#BUT he wouldnt be in this HOLE that blaine found under a well in the alleyway EITHER.#so why is the locator spell or the Show Me My BFF Spell sparkling merrily away into the darkness every time#does any of this make sense. can anyone hear me. im going feral over wizard city again.#its so simple. they taught the kids locator spells. and then dragged one of them underground and killed him.#and i dunno. maybe no one tried to look. not even the NON-EVIL ADULTS??? did they just believe bufo. how much did blaine try.#theyre all alone all they have rn is imagining larry goading them into action. and like.violent rage at pep because they think he did smth#but honey! what happened to using a locator spell. to find him with.#did it just give them butterflies and they gave up? did they know what that meant/DOES that mean hes dead and not just that pep and deb m-#-messed up the spell when THEY tried it and just got butterflys? i cant stop talking#this is terrible.#oh yeah#adventure time#distant lands#blaine#digital
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nias-keca · 2 years
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Today we try:
Jonathan Smith / Agent Fox's Fruit Juice (BIRDMEN)
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Verdict: 3/10
Well, it tastes of everything it's made of.. Not bad but I can't say it's good either.... It's edible for sure, not terrible, but you'd expect fruit juice to effortlessly land a higher score........ ok it kind of sucks. Everyone in the series is valid for refusing to have any. If you offered this to me I would drink it out of politeness but know it is putting a strain on our friendship.
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Ingredients:
Yellow Kiwi
Green Kiwi
Banana (with peel)
Oranges (peeled, not cut)
Strawberries
Mizuna
Amounts were estimated. I skimped on mizuna. It might be closer to canon (more brown..) if you add more mizuna and less strawberries than shown. 1/2 yellow kiwi + 1/2 green kiwi was too much, it bites back.. 💀 My blender obliterated the banana peel. If you're uncertain whether yours will, just peel it. It is gooey so you may want to add ice or water.. I wouldn't recommend milk or juice (unless it's juice of a fruit already present in the mix..?) there's already too much going on in there.
Enjoy! ☆
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thetisming · 2 months
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so amperstans how are we feeling about Philippe Arroyo leaving. i'll start i'm feeling bad.
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Kitty (^ω^)
STOP.
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whis--ker · 7 months
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Lessons in UTAU bank making I've learned so far
1: Please for the love of god use Oremo with BGM to time the samples bcs what the fuck IS this
2: WHY AM I SO OUT OF TUNE IN THESE SAMPLES WHAT WAS I DOING. DON'T DO THAT
3: idk what happened to these samples but the audio is terrible why is it so. Clicky. Make them not like that
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seltzerfordogs · 9 months
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DEVASTATED from the realization that Homelander actually fits my favorite trope to a T (cringefail blond guy who was artificially created in a lab to be perfect)
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penofdamocles · 9 months
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Any fucking hour now something wild's gonna happen I swear to fuck. I don't know what. It's making me super anxious not because I think it's bad but because this feeling's /always/ been right /eventually/ but it doesn't usually take this long.
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themaevethcometh · 1 year
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i hate when fandoms ruin a show for me.  fandoms are supposed to be things that make getting super super into a show even more fun, not things that are so horrible and rancid that you lose interest in the show itself
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1awyerup · 2 years
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WHY CAN'T I SLEEP...
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myclericalromance · 1 year
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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ozziyo · 8 months
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Tis but thy name that is my enemy.
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stealthrockdamage · 4 months
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her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark
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FUCK
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krembruleed · 3 months
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astarion is cheating
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scorndotexe · 1 month
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i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?
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lgbtlunaverse · 8 months
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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.
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