Today we try:
Jonathan Smith / Agent Fox's Fruit Juice (BIRDMEN)
Verdict: 3/10
Well, it tastes of everything it's made of.. Not bad but I can't say it's good either.... It's edible for sure, not terrible, but you'd expect fruit juice to effortlessly land a higher score........ ok it kind of sucks. Everyone in the series is valid for refusing to have any. If you offered this to me I would drink it out of politeness but know it is putting a strain on our friendship.
Ingredients:
Yellow Kiwi
Green Kiwi
Banana (with peel)
Oranges (peeled, not cut)
Strawberries
Mizuna
Amounts were estimated. I skimped on mizuna. It might be closer to canon (more brown..) if you add more mizuna and less strawberries than shown. 1/2 yellow kiwi + 1/2 green kiwi was too much, it bites back.. 💀 My blender obliterated the banana peel. If you're uncertain whether yours will, just peel it. It is gooey so you may want to add ice or water.. I wouldn't recommend milk or juice (unless it's juice of a fruit already present in the mix..?) there's already too much going on in there.
Enjoy! ☆
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so amperstans how are we feeling about Philippe Arroyo leaving. i'll start i'm feeling bad.
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Lessons in UTAU bank making I've learned so far
1: Please for the love of god use Oremo with BGM to time the samples bcs what the fuck IS this
2: WHY AM I SO OUT OF TUNE IN THESE SAMPLES WHAT WAS I DOING. DON'T DO THAT
3: idk what happened to these samples but the audio is terrible why is it so. Clicky. Make them not like that
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DEVASTATED from the realization that Homelander actually fits my favorite trope to a T (cringefail blond guy who was artificially created in a lab to be perfect)
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Any fucking hour now something wild's gonna happen I swear to fuck. I don't know what. It's making me super anxious not because I think it's bad but because this feeling's /always/ been right /eventually/ but it doesn't usually take this long.
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i hate when fandoms ruin a show for me. fandoms are supposed to be things that make getting super super into a show even more fun, not things that are so horrible and rancid that you lose interest in the show itself
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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her cock was an undersea fiber optic cable and Brother i was a hungry shark
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i can't lie to you i loveee bad endings sometimes. what if nothing worked out. what if the characters gave into their worst instincts. what if they became worse. what if there's truly no hope left. what will they do out of desperation? who will they become as their worst selves?
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Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.
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