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t1r3dr3pt1l3z · 13 hours
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I’m playing poker right now, on my phone
- Brennan Lee Mulligan
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ourchunkysalsa · 2 years
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“juliette’s a monster” well have you considered she’s Cute? never thought of that, huh? bet you feel stupid now
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dust-of-embers · 2 months
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Life magic chair…
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theresthesnitch · 8 months
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Want to hear an embarrassing story that has suddenly popped into my head to drive me mad today?
So I was working in this office where about 8 of us shared this little mini fridge for our lunches. That morning, I grabbed what I thought was last night’s leftovers, which I had packed away in these cute little Halloween themed containers that we got in the regular chain grocery store in October. (note, this story takes place in about February). I put it in the fridge, and then go back at lunch time and heat it up.
I get back to my office and open the container and it… is not last night’s leftovers. I’m not entirely certain what is in this container, but I do know that I didn’t cook it anytime recently. So, thoroughly disgusted and promising to clean out my refrigerator at home later, I toss it in the trash and go buy lunch.
A few weeks later, I’m sitting in the little break room where the fridge is, and someone pulls out this little Halloween themed container out of the fridge, and says “This has been in here for a long time. I’m just going to toss it.” I immediately recognize the container and realize it’s my leftovers that I did, in fact, bring a few weeks back. It turns out that I was not the only person in the office who uses Halloween themed containers in February.
So, that’s the story of the time I accidentally stole and threw away someone else’s lunch.
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deiim · 2 months
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ngl people who smoke but are like ‘oh give me some other pack i don’t like that picture’ are straight up pussies. grow up. if you can’t handle an image of a failed open lung surgery staring at you from your box of marlboro reds, stop smoking.
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lizard-queen-izzy · 2 months
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Seeing Waterparks tomorrow for the second time in a year and also reuniting with an old friend I haven't seen in literally years and I am so fucking excited.
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dcforts · 2 years
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if i had a nickel for every time a creator told me that their teenage character who
grew up in a bad environment with a complicated relationship with his father,
was a bully, made mistakes,
was chosen by a great evil that wanted him to do bad things,
was afraid, wanted out but thought he didn't have anyone to turn to,
with his actions saved the heroes from certain death and showed he could have changed if given the chance,
was weak/not brave and someone who didn't deserve a full redemption, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
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note-boom · 2 years
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You know. I like Atsushi, Higuchi, and Kyouka too much to like Akutagawa. But I also like Akutagawa and Chuuya too much to like Dazai. And I like Yosano and Dazai too much to like Mori. And then I can't hate Mori because he's just too stinkin' interesting even if he has scummy taste.
And I like Kyouka too much to like Kouyou. But I like Kouyou too much because of Chuuya. And I like Ranpo too much to hate him for his hesitation about Atsu. And I -
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I have no soul and I must feel.
I have no cool and I must chill.
I have no fool and I must dream.
I have no pool and I must swim.
I have no tool and I must build.
I have no ghoul and I must freak.
I have no stool and I must sit.
I have no school and I must teach.
I have no bool and I must while.
I have no sour and I must cream.
I have no door and I must creak.
I have no drool and I must spit.
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thetwistedrope · 10 months
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i've never had a post get as many notes as the one i made about the LA hospitality strike and
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sothisispoetry · 1 year
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before I started watching succession I would see the characters names trend every week and I just assumed they were all real life new york socialites everyone was suddenly obsessed with except for tom wambsgans who I thought was a lord of the rings background character who’d somehow become a meme 
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superpussyking · 8 months
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Remember in 2020 when people were learning about how capitalism was evil and to support small stores but also don't expect small stores to be cheep bc its more expensive to be ethical (which isn't wrong btw) but instead of doing what it meant to do (drive profits away from big business and to smaller creators) it just reinvented classism by having people flaunt their expensive handmade items and eveyone got mad at poor people for still buying fast fashion untill people started making video essays saying "hey poor people don't have money to shop small for everything it's more complicated guys"
Yeah.
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ell-vellan · 10 months
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Sleep Token song lyrics that make me want to write a Solavellan fic
"Why are you never real? / Whenever you appear you leave me with that grace / I am trembling with fear / But I know that you will disappear / Just as I awake / Whisper in my ear"
"Well, I believe / Somewhere in the past / Something was between / You and I, my dear / And it remains / With me to this day / No matter what I do / This scar will never fade"
"So let's make trouble in the dream world / Hijack heaven with another memory now"
"Why are you never real? / The shifting states you follow me through / Unrevealed / Just let me go or take me with you"
"Who made you like this? / Who encrypted your dark gospel in body language? / Synapses snap back in blissful anguish / Tell me you met me in past lives, past life / Past what might be eating me from the inside, darling"
"Half algorithm, half deity / Glitches in the code or gaps in a strange dream / Tell me you guessed my future and it mapped onto your fantasy"
"Won't you come and dance in the dark with me? / Show me what you are, I am desperate to know / Nobody better than the perfect enemy"
"You cannot watch me ascend / And I know what you want from me / You want the same as me / My redemption, eternal ascension / Setting me free / So I'll take what I want, then leave"
"And just like the rain / You cast the dust into nothing / And wash out the salt from my hands / So touch me again / I feel my shadow dissolving"
"I know, I know, the way that it goes / You get what you give, you reap what you sow / And I can see you in my fate / And I know, I know, I am what I am / The mouth of the wolf, the eyes of the lamb"
"In turning divine / And we tangle endlessly / Like lovers entwined / I know for the last time / You will not be mine / So give me the night, the night, the night"
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sir-yeehaw-paws · 1 year
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I want to play Dishonored 2 but I also want to continue Hitman but also maybe AC Black Flag but also-*boots mgsv again*.
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thatdude-noah · 11 months
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both aromanticism and asexuality are identities and labels that i feel could apply to me to some degree, but i struggle to wrap my head around what it means. i think it's just the autism talking, but both identities feel like they're dependent on the opposite end of the spectrum if that makes sense? like. you're asexual because you're not allosexual. and the reverse applies as well, obviously, but we live in a society where it's just assumed everybody is allosexual. the problem is, i have no idea what being allosexual is supposed to feel like. i don't know what sexual or romantic attraction feels like to most people. so i can never fully grasp the aro or ace labels, because i don't know what that identity feels like. maybe i'm on the aro spectrum, or maybe this is how romantic attraction feels to everybody else. maybe i'm on the ace spectrum, or maybe this is how everybody else experiences sexual attraction. i can never figure it out.
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ethics-wizard · 1 year
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Huh, that table is surprisingly conductive to rotating I managed to spin very fast on that table, ..... surprisingly so
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