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#this vid is a joke pls no murder me :((
jailorenthusiast · 2 months
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Pretty cool ship tbf. (Even though i dont ship it)
I both ship jailante and skailor ( i thought u hated skailor- no shut up i ship it now)
And when i was just snooping through tos posts and first saw a skailante post or smt like that and went "oh wow skailante ship? GOOD IDEA GAHAHS"
Also im never gonna stop yapping, try me 👿👿👿
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hausofmamadas · 2 months
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MURDER HUSBANDS | Wind them up and watch them go (love letter to NBC’s Hannibal)
♫ To the tune of Climbing Up the Walls by Radiohead (with overture by Bruno Battisti D’Amario) ♫
Wow
So I feel like I say this every time. But Mary mother of god, this was a behemoth. By a mile the hardest vid I’ve ever made joke’s on me bc I’m the fucking crackerjack who decided to tack on an whole ass other song as an overture bc why in the name of all cocks would I decide to make anything easy like it’s funny bc I always have an impression of how easy a vid is going to come together when I get the idea, right. And this duo with this song just pbj. So ngl I thought the shit was gonna edit itself. But guess what yall? Radiohead like … makes some intricate, complex-sounding shit stunning revelation, almost as if that’s what they’re fuckinfjsbs known for
HOWMEVER, the day has come, it’s arrived and I’ve looked at this thing for so long now, I sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, cannot tell if it’s good anymore. My last vid, I took a long break so by the end, I had enough time away from it to remember it was at least good. This? This could be visual gobbledygook, mush for your eyes, the equivalent of that shit brown shade you get when you mix too many water colors together.
But likehopefully it’s not and you can pls enjoy this love letter to one of the greatestqueer romances in modern media, which is a bold statement whatever fight me but I can’t think of a queer ship before this in tv/movies where the romance unfolds like any other hetero relationship and queer identity isn’t the focus, which even though I think is important, lbr there’s more to gays than being gay. Like it’s kinda visionary, despite the fact that neither character is explicitly queer, when it becomes clear that they’re in love with each other, no one, in-universe, is pearl-clutching all: EGAD! But Will’s never been with 😱a man😱 before?? How in THE DICKENS could he be in love with Hannibal when I don’t have definitive proof he’s even touched tips with another man let alone been balls deep!!!!!!!! How dare he not have this big, gay awakening for us all to gawk at applaud for!!!!” ?
No, literally every character: Jack, Alana, Bedelia, Margot, Mason, even Will’s wife god bless I cannot remember her name but she deserved better *shakes fist at Will* etc., all acknowledge the transcendent romantic bond btwn them and no one questions it. Well, no one questions it thru the lens of performed queerness. Tbf ppl had a lotta questions about the like probable impending multiple murders which validsisjwh
These are just 2 ppl who’re in love with each other to the point of being uncontrollably homicidal Which like … goals? Like I’ve really wracked my brain and can’t think of another queership that unfolds like every other hetero ass love story. That is to say, where fluidity is more the default, at least to the extent that no one talks about the orientation of either players within the show’s universe. Regardless of whether Bryan Fuller intended that from the start which tbh I don’t think he did but I also don’t think it’s fair to call it queerbaiting. I think he let the story unfold and realized kinda with the rest of us that this was a magical!realism romance and not a crime procedural and by S3 leaned tf into it doesn’t really matter bc the universe in which these two exist to truss each other up like Christmas turkeys aka foreplay symbolizes so much more to me than whatever it was initially invented to be. And if it’s not art, folks, idk what is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ofc I mean the show is art, not the vid. Vid=potential gobbledygook
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xiaowhore · 3 years
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the one and only reason i kind of,,, spedrun the archon quests was because this one blog kept announcing spoilers and won't tag them properly smh,,, i got fed up and just didn't check tumblr until i got to the end.
AND NZIEJXNSN "if childe was a sane man" you're absolutely right,,, at least he doesn't look at snowy places and refers to them as 'the perfect backdrop for murder',,, or was it bloodshed?? 'm sorry ion have him but it's funny how people interpret him as this flirty, player type when all i see in his head is like, 50% family and 50% fighting like,,, my mans is battlesexual confirmed 😭
(this is a joke. childe stans pls don't come for my neck)
- 🎵
dodging spoilers is so hard. especially when everyone you know plays genshin and they talk about it often. they don't mean any harm but they'd go "so [character]'s name was in the cutscene, didnt see that coming" "HE'S IN WHAT" "oh wait you didn't know?" "NO" and there's also very direct genshin vids in youtube so i got spoiled anyways :'>
AND CHILDE. he's actually so unhinged but everyone only sees him as flirty (me included ngl). i personally use the jp voice over and he sounds batshit crazy. like in an attractive way but still batshit crazy?? whenever he laughs i am both terrified and aroused (IM KIDDING IM SO SORRY HAHAHHA)
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hajimine · 3 years
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Send me to Tartarus with one of the JJK boys pls!! My pronouns are she/her and here are my three facts:
I have several tattoos but my favorite one is the chest piece of florals and a mountain range on my sternum, just below my boobs because the tiny stars at the top play peekaboo in tank tops
I’m a graphic designer with a background in writing and art history
I love watching documentaries and docuseries on murders/true crime (it’s literally how I unwise after work)
✾ — 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄'𝐒 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊 : 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔
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+ suna loves your tattoos, he thinks they look so cool and he finds them really sexy. whenever neither of you can’t fall asleep, he would trace the lines of ink on your skin and occasionally press a few kisses on every single one of them. he would also be interested in learning about the meanings behind each one if you’re willing to share the stories.
+ okay but he would raise an eyebrow at you when you tell him you like to watch documentaries about m*rder but after you get him to watch a single episode, he’s absolutely hooked and you guys can spend a whole saturday just lounging around while binging another true crime series.
“that man deserves to rot in prison for the rest of his life.” suna mutters angrily as he grabs another handful of popcorn. you nod, agreeing with him, “he definitely deserves the punishment he gets.” this is how you spend a lot of your weekends—cuddling on the couch with a fluffy blanket draped over both your shoulders as the two of you watch a new docuseries about a true crime case. “this is so interesting, i can’t believe i’ve never watched these before i met you.” “it seems like i always make your life even better, hm?” you tease, half expecting suna to counter with another joke. but he metely hums, popping another popcorn into his mouth, “yeah, yeah you do.”
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✉️ — from lex; oooh i love watching true crime vids too omg!! hope you like your matchup lovely <33
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳 : 𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚄𝚂 — 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙴𝙳
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dreamsafterhours · 4 years
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college boyfriend!markhyuk au series: II (donghyuk’s pathway)
a universe in which roommates!markhyuk meet each other's s/o in class
markhyuk are roommates, my/n and dy/n are roommates, mark and dy/n take classes together and so do donghyuk and my/n — how will their fates intertwine?
genre: fluff pairings: platonic!mark+dy/n format: dotpoint AU universe: non idol, college best friend warning: a lil swearing (best get used to it lol)
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II: relationship consolidation.. it’s platonic i swear
the fellowship continues (mark + dy/n)
so the month that follows your first meeting
is full of
a mixture of crackheadedness and tortured artist vibes
a lot of it is sending lit memes and other shit to each other at 2am when u have an 8am the next morning and yelling at each other for keeping u up so late but then laughing again at whatever the ridiculous punchline was
“to quote shakespeare’s hamlet, act v, scene ii, line 270: no”
/deep inhale/ /unhinged laughter/
that’s your inside joke for a whole two weeks mark couldn’t get the numbers right the first few times uwu poor confused thing but he got it after a while so good on him
in the second class after the first day, you try your best to find in him the crowd of people lining up to go into the lecture theatre but you can’t and it’s almost time to go in and—
oop you’re getting swept by the current of the masses
you still try to look for him even then
and luckily your attempts pay off !bc you do see him further up the stairs
,, but he’s
,.talking to another person, sitting in a seat on the end of the row 
slightly disappointed that you can’t sit together and get to know him better and hopefully become friends but !! still optimistic that you’ll just make new friends
you file into an empty seat near his row a little further down the stairs from where he was sitting
you take out your materials and start to go over your notes from the day before when
someone plops himself down on the seat next to you
you look up and before you can smile in greeting, you recognise
it’s mark!!
he says “heyyy” in that rlly soft voice idk if you’ve seen the vid of him going ʰᶦ but that’s the voice he uses here
and you’re like “oh hi! wait i thought i saw you sitting over there” pointing behind u
and he’s like “oh i just met a friend and i was saving his girlfriend’s seat haha.. she just arrived so they kicked me out and i saw u and !!yeah”
and u nod at him like “nice nice i thought you ditched me” jokingly ofc
“no no i was actually trying to find you but.. you’re too short”
“i’m what”
/whispers/ “i’m sorry omg don’t kill me pls”
/stands up straighter to assert dominance/ “say that again, marcus. say that again”
ajsagdfo cuties
“ok then should we meet somewhere before the lectures”
so you decide on the benches outside the building as Your Spot™
the lecture’s just an introduction to the first text in the syllabus bc . second class
and so there’s quite a bit of note taking,, naturally
mark forgets what the prof says before he can write it down and this particular prof, you learn, is prone to talking fast and then switching the lecture slides before anyone can write anything important down
poor mark is doing a lot of looking up at the slides and then down at his notebook and :(((
so r u but u seem to have better memory than him so u either have the lecture slides up if you’re a typer with your notes or manage to write your notes and still listen to the prof if you’re a writer idk yalls preferences so
meanwhile mark whispers under his breath,, half to himself
“what” don’t we all,, mark.. don’t we all
and he does that a few times so you look over and he’s written barely anything so at that point he’s almost just resorted to listening to the prof and not taking notes at all
then he seems to catch himself and he starts writing down whatever key terms the prof is spewing and you realise
kid’s blanking out lmfao
so you tell him you’ll send your notes over to him after class and he’s like !! R U SURE im so sorry im not used to this sPEED and i can’t put my hand up and ask him to slow down someone else has to do that
and u just nod and tell him it’s all g
so class ends and you wave goodbye (confirming to meet at the benches next week too) to go to your tutorial class that happens to be right after the lecture and so does he,,
and this is your thought process for the next five or so minutes:
there’s only one exit so surely he’s only going outside and not the same way as me
oh look he’s going the same way as me.. i’m sure he’s just going to another building ooh that’s a pretty cool tree
hey we can walk to our next classes together and then split up where we have to go in different directions
is he turning left or right left or right i’m going left left or right left or—wait oh cool
ah there’s a bunch of classes in this building too surely he’s on a different floor. see he’s going up the stairs—wait he’s going up the stairs.. so am i..,,,
nah surely he’s going up another floor
wait if he’s going up another floor.. why isn’t he going on the elevator
does he have a fear of enclosed spaces
does he have childhood trauma in an elevator
maybe he keeps fit by climbing stairs
lol this is my floor, be funny if..
hang on a second
HANG ON A SECOND
“HANG ON A SECOND” that wasn’t one of your thoughts btw that was. out loud
very loud
and he turns around, startled at your voice again
looking up from his phone and eyes getting wider than they were in their initial reaction
“wHAT THE—WAIT HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP—”
he’s giggling at this point bc it’s so funny to him
“HOLD—YOU’RE?? in this tute too??”
“are we??—”
“—in the same class?” yall say that in unison bc that’s the proliferation of a Wholesome Friendship™ right there
u laugh bc wow this is my new best friend
“this is crazyyy”
“yeah what the f..” he highkey cuts himself off bc i mean day 2 guys
but then you
“exactly what the fuck...”
lmfao he knows then that it’s ok to swear with you
n e ways
y’all keep talking until your tutor arrives and lets you in the class
ofc you sit next to each other in the tute as well
you have a great time and class ends quicker than you thought bc you’re having fun and that’s always gewd
so the next few weeks u’re just vibing with each other
walking to class together after ur lectures
walking each other to other classes
studying together in the library in your spare time catching up on content and exploring ideas discussed in tutes for your shakespearean sonnets class
"o romeo, romeo, wherefore were thou and juliet teenage dumbfucks”
he couldn’t stop laughing at that for three days straight
“t..teENAGE /wheeze/ dUMBFUCKS HAHAHAHAHA”
getting pretty close basically
sharing hobbies and music tastes (u find out he plays guitar and it’s the biggest possession he brought into his dorm from his house and listens to frank ocean and john mayer a lot, watches fullmetal alchemist)
sometimes you’ll come to meet him at the benches full on catwalking down the path with your airpods in and resting bitch face on listening to some dope shit while the crowd parts for you and he’s just like O.O
how is she friends with me
he thinks you’re so cool it’s cute
but he’s also alr convinced himself that you’re so out of his league he highkey won’t dare try and make a move
n e ways
he sees ur airpods and he’s like “aren’t you afraid you’re gonna lose them one day”
and you just look at him and go “do i look like a fool, marcus”
he laughs so hard at that
complaining to you abt his roommate in real time over text like
marcus the fool 🤡: “dude he’s whining at me to ‘play with him’ i don’t want to play with him”
marcus the fool 🤡: “now he’s getting jealous of u”
marcus the fool 🤡: “he asks who u think u r”
you: “tell him i would fight him”
marcus the fool 🤡: “he says u won’t win”
you: “bet”
marcus the fool 🤡: “i told him u don’t need to fight for my attention bc uve alr got it”
marcus the fool 🤡: “now he’s fake crying”
marcus the fool 🤡: “he’s telling me to leave the house and leave the kids”
you: “am i a homewrecker now”
marcus the fool 🤡: “he calls u a homewrecker”
you: “tell him i’ll kiss it better”
one day like a month or so into your friendship
you rush to the benches with that look on your face that says you’re about to murder someone which usually disappears when you see him and take out your airpods bc rbf
so he ,, approaches with caution ,,, easy does it,,
yes he’s wondering if it’s your time of month
ngl it åctually was which makes things worse
t e n t a t i v e l y he asks on the way into the lecture theatre
“hey dy/n u ok?? u look.. ok nvm”
bc u lowkey glared at him but u didn’t mean to i swear u just looked at him but u were alr in a bad mood
so ure like “sorry yes i’m fine i didn’t have my coffee today so i may be a bit cranky”
“what happened? u sleep in or smth”
“yeah i slept at 4 last night”
“wHY did u do that”
“idK but i was running late just now and the line at the cafe was so long i stood in line for five minutes and i said nop class is abt to start”
“oh okey”
this keeps bugging him all throughout the lecture
so he turns to u when the lecture is over and he’s like
“u have another lecture next right”
“yes marcus i have another lecture that you’re taking with me”
“come ditch with me i’ll shout u a coffee”
“what really”
“for sure, we can catch up on the lecture in the library tonight”
and you remember that you’d made plans with your roommate my/n to go to the library that night anyway so you agree and let him know
so he’s like “oh rlly? can i bring my roomie along too he probs doesn’t have other plans anyway i hear they’re doing some kind of project so he better not be going anywhere” with a lil frown uwu angery mark
“sure don’t see why not. we’ll all study together”
“nice i’ll let him know”
“cool”
cool
u see where i’m going with this
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incarnateirony · 5 years
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S15 Spec/Discussion
So when the SPHT came out we all got to talking and I had some Thoughts(tm). Some of it is wildly speculatory but potential and interesting. I love the thinkie beans in my server. 
I love our little roundtable of speculation and meta that routinely crops up, sometimes I feel like we should record it and make a podcast.
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:34 PM
IM YELLING SO MUCH YELLING “you cant do this to the fans!” “i can do anything. im a writer.” FUCKING CHILLS
Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:36 PM
Jared's evil smirk has murdered me
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:38 PM
yesssss
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:38 PM
So we have Sam in a white suit MoC
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:38 PM
btw chucks lame ending is hilarious
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:38 PM
The colt
CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM
THAT WAS A THIng
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:39 PM
G L O R I F I E D F A N B O Y
CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM
I came out of aladdin to that
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:39 PM
IM SCREAMING
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:39 PM
Adam and most likely Michael taking in a diner Talking
CastielYesterday at 9:39 PM
Psfuck what anybody says the new aladdin is amazing
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:39 PM
Scruffy endverse Dean
CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM
I jave never Ever Seen such masterful seaming of cartoonverse cgi To real actorsHoly fuck me
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:40 PM
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT ALADDIN RIGHT NOW
Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:40 PM
LMAO
CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM
I CAN DO BOTH LOOK
Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:40 PM
I AGREE ABOUT ALADDIN
CastielYesterday at 9:40 PM
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WISH I WENT TO THAT SHIT HIGH
Leaf is a kittyYesterday at 9:41 PM
but JARED SMIRK IS MURDERING MEI CAN'T STOP LOOKING BACK AT THE VIDEO FOR IT
CastielYesterday at 9:41 PM
Yeah i intend to watch on pc when i canIm mobile rn
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:41 PM
And of course the crypt door being held shut with a screwdriver As direct14.10 parallel
CastielYesterday at 9:41 PM
Like we literally just left aladdin hence the yelling Yes yes Ive got him Im the cage Etc
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:42 PM
GlorifiedFanboy Is that not what I said friggin months ago?!
CastielYesterday at 9:42 PM
On brand a+ dean from whoever wrote that Ill guess Bobo or buckner For glorified fanboy line
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:43 PM
What? Do they read our tweets?
Charlie BreadbutteryYesterday at 9:43 PM
lol
CastielYesterday at 9:43 PM
Bobo reads mine a lot?
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:43 PM
I stg I heard that line and almost screamed
CastielYesterday at 9:43 PM
I never did upload his nerdy video to me in hindsight
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:44 PM
Interesting that they didn't use a single shot of Alex
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:44 PM
No AlexAt all
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:44 PM
So it's not gonna be just a hallucination with burnt out eyes No Billie either
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:45 PM
No empty
CastielYesterday at 9:45 PM
No its full on chuck villain framing its my sound of war vid with s15 footage dhdhdhd
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM
Yeah well it all blended into inky black at the end But that's hardly conclusive
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:46 PM
True
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM
Since that happens a lot in trailers
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:46 PM
Maybe that’s for later in the season Or Maybe it’s a big secret
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:46 PM
10 bucks says they abandoned the Cas deal And that's the hill I die on
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:47 PM
Bc that’s how they fight Chuck? They can’t abandon that already It’s too fresh
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM
To me it read as a gateway to the Empty getting Jack
CastielYesterday at 9:48 PM
Placing bets now. Ep 1-3 is deancas tension over mary and jack and feeling distanced from the winchesters leaves eps 4 and 5. We know he works with sam at least briefly in 6. Deancas reunion in 7 midseason scheduled for 8 or 9. Deancas resolution then
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM
Before they knew for sure
CastielYesterday at 9:48 PM
Midseason finale whatever theyre keeping in the door
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:48 PM
That it was their final season To possibly stretch the plot accordeon
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:49 PM
Maybe final battle is with the empty and not chuck
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:49 PM
But now they've lost the need for a middle man ie Cas Nah
CastielYesterday at 9:49 PM
Id need more than a promo trailer to figure out if resolving cas is midseason or endgame
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:49 PM
Is amara coming back?
CastielYesterday at 9:49 PM
Yes
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM
Dabb confirmed it's early
CastielYesterday at 9:50 PM
And deans weird old friend
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:50 PM
She wasn’t there either
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM
Yeah 15.02 I think Or 04? Very early
CastielYesterday at 9:50 PM
Its as much a mood piece as a trailer
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:50 PM
Was that Becky talking to Chuck?
CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM
Yes
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:51 PM
I think so
CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM
You cant do this to the fans
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
ITS GLORIOUS
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:51 PM
It sounded like her
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
It’s her
CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM
We knew she was coming back Well
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
Yea
CastielYesterday at 9:51 PM
Speculated educatedly
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
I’m so mad! I was just about to go to bed!
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:51 PM
When even the crazed fangirl looks sane by comparison
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
And they dropped this
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM
Yeah I’ll never sleep now
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
I HAVE TO
CastielYesterday at 9:52 PM
Like
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
Nah I'll head to bed in a few
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM
No. No sleep
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
I’ve gotten no sleep the past three days
CastielYesterday at 9:52 PM
Points if they still frame it for a swipe at the bronlies like all the other becky jokes
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:52 PM
I find the fixation on the fan angle a bit weird
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:52 PM
Yaaaaassssss
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM
It seemed framed that way to me Min
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:53 PM
All the bronly jokes pls
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM
But maybe I’m just reading it with my own bias
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 9:53 PM
But it's only 2 pieces of Chuck dialogue so
CastielYesterday at 9:53 PM
Yeah
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 9:54 PM
And he’s a melodramatic fuck
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:54 PM
I’ll forever want to refer to him as “glorified fanboy” Put it on a shirt
CastielYesterday at 9:55 PM
God imagine chuck bringing back kevin as his prophet to take down his word as the gospel of winchester is designed to end only in being felled, and only by the glory of god. He cant finish off his own book to print the new gospel
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:56 PM
Here to say fuck you chuck
CastielYesterday at 9:57 PM
What if we big bounce and he dubs adam the new michael since we saw jack. Can convert humans to angels
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:57 PM
Megalomaniacal Michael?
CastielYesterday at 9:58 PM
Kicking down the castles in his own sandbox as revelations told before, before men found the new gospel of the glory of god. Revelations might not be a prophecy. It may be history.
Lissa JoYesterday at 9:59 PM
Interesting
CastielYesterday at 9:59 PM
Wildly speculatory and just playing but
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:00 PM
Oh the adam Michael idea
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:01 PM
I'm very glad about Chuck being in early episodes Adam is 100% gonna be Michael Cause all the summaries made it sound Like they weren't utilizing him
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:03 PM
It does sound like OG Michael is gonna be a real issue and it makes sense for it to be Adam
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:03 PM
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CastielYesterday at 10:09 PM
WHICH THEY MYSTERIOUSLY PLUGGED AT THE END OF THE SEASON
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM
Yeah but he'd still be Adam and not Michael Just
CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM
if michael is useless to chuck as is, which he may or may not have been lying about MAKEA NEW
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM
Archangel Adam
CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM
MICHAEL YES
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:10 PM
Oh Doesn't fit with the pic above tho
CastielYesterday at 10:10 PM
Find another Eve. Oh look universal big bounce and I have a new mythology jazz hands Or better a Lilith Also this is literally unstoppable force immovable object logic if chuck can't destroy the human soulzapping the winchesters to death is just a stall game of exhausting futility they've proven they will inevitably doorkick down every afterlife or wherever they're cycled to what if there's like a hilariously extreme mystery spot where you see mini adventures out of whatever afterlife but eventually justtruncated to ridiculous extremes Chuck: -_-
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:18 PM
Like that's a given with all the scattered bits. Either Lucifer Sam and MoC Dean etc become big plot points Or they're part of Redux Mystery Spot
CastielYesterday at 10:18 PM
side eyes hidden mytharc uh
CastielYesterday at 10:18 PM
I really hope we didn't get the MOC Dean thing too close rip
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:19 PM
Why did you have to connect those two promo subplots for meW h y
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:20 PM
Also Cas next to that burnt up body I hope it isn't just Victim Of The Week
CastielYesterday at 10:20 PM
I'm wondering about the "arrogant betrayal" promo line on ep... 3 is it?
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM
Yeah
CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM
Is it gonna be meaningful or is this like
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM
Nah
CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM
bringing back Sergei
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM
PR vagueblog
CastielYesterday at 10:21 PM
from his Byzantium bullshit
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:21 PM
The BL ep is 15.02 tho
CastielYesterday at 10:22 PM
authors sometimes soak up impact of -- oh no
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:22 PM
What
CastielYesterday at 10:23 PM
okay so let's pretend say, bobo or whoever wanted to finish up buckleming's plot point, or at least partially since it's the tie up season, but they knew they had to write misha out for a few episodes and with deancas tensions driving Cas away already, throwing out a Going For Revenge That Will Backfire spin before storming out for a few eps
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:24 PM
But then it would be Dean not being able to forgive the "betrayal"It's gotta be something else Watch it be like
CastielYesterday at 10:24 PM
the betrayal vague blog is about sergei in that thing
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:24 PM
Kevin working for Chuck
CastielYesterday at 10:24 PM
it's the phrasing "arrogant" that catches me
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:25 PM
Most vague summaries hardly fit the actual plot points anyway It's just to sound mysterious
CastielYesterday at 10:25 PM
no but it would be easier to simply not apply an adjective "Castiel deals with a betrayal" is still vague
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:25 PM
Yeah but adjectives give oomph
CastielYesterday at 10:26 PM
arrogant is an odd idea for even the vague bloggiest vague blogger to tilt towards after skimming the content so I really doubt it's like kevin being forced to betray them or something like thatso unless it's about chuck himself, unlikely just too early for that level of RAAA
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:28 PM
Oh right didn't Misha say Cas struggles with this new Chuck reveal
CastielYesterday at 10:28 PM
well yeah thats kinda a duh
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:28 PM
I think the arrogant betrayal is in reference to Chuck
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:29 PM
So maybe it's just oddly phrasing that Yea
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:29 PM
It’s a kinda weird phrasing imo
CastielYesterday at 10:29 PM
like on the one hand cas knows Chuck isn't father of the year so I think on a personal level it's not surprising, it's more the existential level for him previously chuck was a shit dad that was just trying his best in a world far too easy to do his worst, even as god, thinking he was generally trying to be inherently good
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:30 PM
I hope Megatron comes back :)
CastielYesterday at 10:30 PM
that last scrap of faith is also kind of critically attached to his very existance because if god is evil and part of this cruel design what has his entire pre-winchester existence been, and even waxing and waning through it in his time with them
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:31 PM
Yeah I think deep down part of his core sense of self is the idea that he comes from the side of good
CastielYesterday at 10:31 PM
the fundamental loss of "god is good" is kinda quantifiably huger to him, whereas the humans more will have to grapple with "What is free will, did we ever have it"
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:31 PM
And this rips that away
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:32 PM
Unrelated but the promo sorta Nulls the early human Cas idea
CastielYesterday at 10:32 PM
yeah I noticed that, but it was odd
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
Yeah I agree
CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM
i'm putting down at least foreshadowing then
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
Unless they pulled all of the Misha footage From like ep 1 and 2
CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM
or chuck playing with the light switch for shits and giggles
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
He does still have that shotgun
CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM
we know cas has his coat back in like
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
Watch Cas come back from his sabbatical
CastielYesterday at 10:33 PM
idkwe've seen him with it back
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:33 PM
With his grace ripped out
CastielYesterday at 10:34 PM
put it in a karambit i mean what
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM
Snort
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM
NOT SURE MISHA CAN HANDLE THAT Like on a pure choreography level
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:34 PM
Are you suggesting Misha isnt grace itself?For shame
Dean WinchesterYesterday at 10:35 PM
Not at all COUGH He has a cat-like agility
Mary BADASS WinchesterYesterday at 10:35 PM
LIKE A CAT
CastielYesterday at 10:38 PM
KSJDFksjdf I think younger misha could have but knowing he's always at risk of blowing out his hip probably not so much now like I feel that limitation in my soul
GarthToday at 6:17 AM
Okay so I don't think Amara is a made up character. I think she is Chuck's sister for real (or whatever they claim as siblings) but he used his story to trap her. Help fuel his plot.
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:17 AM
Like to me personally the option of Amara being made up has the best potential for an IC Chuck plot twist Esp since I still hold the idea that he lied about the universe going splat with his death"Writers lie"/"I'm a writer, I can do anything"
GarthToday at 6:18 AM
Well he did admit he's a liar rubs hands together This is gonna be so much fun
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:19 AM
GOD THAT LINE THO
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:19 AM
And that would be a Dabb level retroactive canon ramification Which is sorta his thing
GarthToday at 6:19 AM
Mwahahahaha and he said said to Becky while she went on about "you can't do this to the fans!"
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:19 AM
they make sense at least
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:20 AM
But I'm not sure they wanna go the route of Stripping a female character of her entire agency for male pleasure But I don't see a whole lot of options on how they take Amara out of the playing field Unless Chuck deadass eats her for the joint Godhead
GarthToday at 6:21 AM
Honestly he just might
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:22 AM
But that's like DBZ power level bullshit
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:26 AM
AU!Dean who's a baddy pls
GarthToday at 6:26 AM
Damn trailer successfully tripping us up
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:27 AM
Deadass just have pull the jackass from the 5.04 reality Maybe that's why Lucifer Sam is tied to a chair as well Like Chuck just put him in white clothes to paint a big target for endverse!Dean And it's actually just Sam
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:28 AM
yeah that was my thought too
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:28 AM
BUT THAT IS THE SORTA SPECC THAT'S USUALLY TOO VAGUE FOR ME ALREADY And was that Singer Salvage?
GarthToday at 6:28 AM
We're just throwing things out there and laughing It looked like it might be
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:29 AM
BEN JUST LET LOOSE BUD ITS OK
GarthToday at 6:29 AM
But the new building is throwing it off
Charlie BreadbutteryToday at 6:29 AM
THE CRACKIEST SPEC THE BETTER
GarthToday at 6:29 AM
Something else could have been built thoIt's been yrs
Dean WinchesterToday at 6:29 AM
LOOK MY WHOLE THING IS DOING ANALYSES BY GATHERING EVIDENCE THAT SUPPORTS MY ARGUMENT IT'S SEARED INTO MY BRAIN More cage imagery
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organictaeyong · 7 years
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best friend!mark lee
• lame • honestly the lamest boy ever • but like the literal best friend you will ever have • refers to you as a square • because one time you couldn’t come to the party • and because you weren’t there you’re a square !!!!!!!!! • always has snacks on him • insists it’s because he gets hungry • but it’s more like he knows you love snacks
• and sometimes they can b really useful for shutting you (or donghyuck) up • rap battles 24/7 • mostly dissing each other • occasionally drag some of the other members into it • you still claim he will never come back from the diss track you collabed with johnny on • getting lit to see his new hair every comeback • lowkey disappointed when you can’t mock it • mocked the bowl cut for a solid three months • “hi 911 I would like to report the murder of my friends hair” • surprised when you don’t come for his blond hair • “what??? not coming to mock my hair for once in your life????????????” • and like you want to • but it’s actually a look for him • can’t stop yourself from cracking some jokes tho • “honestly mark I like the ramen hair it looks good………………good enough 2 eat is It real ramen asking 4 a friend” • movie marathons or binge watching random series on netflix • both of you always make popcorn • which usually ends up all over the floor • because y’all try to see who can get the most popcorn in your mouths when you toss it in the air • rock paper scissors and six other games to decide who cleans up • because neither or you ever want to • borrowing clothes from each other • mark is always cold • so you always give him you sweater because you can’t have the boy catching a cold • and it would be fine • if he ever gave them back • you walk into the dorms and chenle, jeno and renjun are all wearing your sweaters • and you’re like ?????????? wait a minute • and mark’s like lmao I forgot they were even yours chenle’s had that since last year • and you don’t have the heart to take them back • but as a consolation mark buys you some new sweaters • which he promises not to take • (a promise he will break when he gets even slightly cold lol) • but honestly mark is really caring • like when you get sick • catch mark at your door in five with cold medicine and soup • will always make you tea/coffee/whatever you want if you’re sick or even just having a bad day • will let you whine or complain about anything you want and actually listen • and will probably whip out some really solid advice • and somehow cheer you up at the same time??? ? • whips out some good dog vids or something to make u laugh • like a literal brother • straight up part of your family • no one blinks when he shows up at family occasions • it’s just like aaaayye mark whaddup • lowkey want you to marry each other • mark always cackles for like 5 years • because like he’s listening to you talk about how you wanna marry taeyong 24/7 • but for real people always asking “but don’t you like mark ???????” • and you’re like mark?? Which mark??nct mark ???long ass ride mark ?? highschool rapper mark ?? • ….yeah mark lee ? • no of course not mark lee is my brother but I like mark tuan lol • always tryna make him do girl group dances with you • he never wants to though • so if haechan is around he joins in • mark pls dance with us • don’t make me like TT mark • yeah mark now I feel like TT just like TT I hope you’re happy with yourself • so mark begrudgingly joins in • and you and haechan like to whip out the video you took lowkey every other minute and embarrass him • like three years behind on all his memes • hey hey have u seen this grumpy cat omg it’s so funny • and you want to drag him because what is this ??????? 2011??? • but he just means no harm?? • so instead you just lowkey make it your mission to keep him up to date • he hits you up for memes • “yo hmu with a good meme hyuck is roasting me in the gc again • doesn’t really ever say that he’s sad or stressed or anything • but you can tell because he gets sad • because he goes so quiet • so you make it your mission to cheer him up however you have to • you’ll even sit through like sixty episodes of spongebob or something if it cheers him up • but honestly even being with you cheers him up sometimes • you have such a comforting homey presence • never an awkward silence with the two of you • but like you’re not always talking either • the silence is always comfortable • y’all just sit in each other’s company scrolling through twitter r something • and eating snacks • sharing whatever you find funny • which 9/10 times is bad photos of donghyuck • lowkey best friends with hyuck as well as mark • (lowkey shipping markhyuck too lbr) • mark shook as heck when he sees y’all hanging in the dorm without him • like wtf guys ?? where was my invite ???????? • and y’all r like what invite ?? we don’t have to invite you to everything • how we supposed to smack talk you if you here anyway • tbh mark thinks you two are bad when you’re on your own roasting him • but when you’re together rip • “wow u guys have so much in common between roasting me and draggin me to heck you should b bffs instead : -))))))))” • “you couldn’t live without either of us sit down ramen boy” • “renjun wouldn’t treat me like this : -)))))))))))))))))))))” • but honestly • mark is probably the best friend ever • he is so loyal • and the boy would probs consider throwing hands if anyone came for you • and he’s a package deal • you got mark and hyuck for the price of one lowkey • and if mark don’t throw hands you can guarantee hyuck will • you are blessed with such a good best friend though • mark lee is an angel
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skiasurveys · 7 years
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i am lonely
Name? jen
Age? 20
Hair color? blonde
Eye color?
brown
About Him.
Name? connor
Age? going to be 27
Hair color? brown
Eye color? brown
About you two.
When did you two begin dating? May 2016
What did you think of him? i thought he was funny and cute 
What did he think of you? he thought i was cute but idk really what hsi first impression was
Who asked who? mutual 
Did you like him before he asked you? yeah 
How old were you two? i was 19 and he was 25 but he turned 26 like 3 days later lol
What did you think of it at first? i was happy and it felt awesome 
Has it been a good relationship so far? yes
Has it been worth it? yes
Do you think it will continue? i do 
Do you guys have a special place? not really
Cutest thing he’s ever done? prob one of the things i can think of was when i was having  abad panic attack and he just held me and he told me he loved me and etc
Cutest thing you’ve ever done? i dont know ask him
Best gift he’s ever gave you? truck
Do you have a “song”? i cant help falling in love with you
Any inside jokes? sure
What was your most memorable experience? theres a lot
Could you give up something for him? i would
Is he your first anything? not first boyfriend but first for sex lol
Are you HIS first anything? i dont think so but idk for sure not first gf or sex partner lol
Would you change anything about your relationship? he lives far away right now 
Has he ever cheated on you? not that i know of but i know he hasnt
Have you ever cheated on him? no
Have you two broken up before? yeah we actualy dated in oct 2015 then didnt talk til april 2016 and then started to date in may 2016
Have you talked to any of his ex-girlfriends? no unless i have and i didnt know
Has he talked to any of your ex-boyfriends? no
Do you think he would go behind your back? no
Do you get jealous easily? yeah i hate it 
Does he? no unless he does and im just not aware 
Do you think he’d make a good father? sure
Would you even have children with him? we dont want kids
Do you even want to get married to him? yeah
Kissed you in the rain? no
Fought with a guy for saying something about you? no
Would he even fight for you? maybe, sure
Have you two ever had someone try to break you two up? yep -____-
Has he ever bought you anything expensive? kinda but he did give me his truck
Has he ever made you feel warm & fuzzy? yes
Would you make it long distance? no but we are right now until june
Have you two ever gotten into a fight? yeah 
A physical fight? no
Has he ever written you a letter? no
Have you ever gotten into it with a girl about him (fight with girl over him)? no
Would you ever? no unless a bitch was trying to fuck him or something then id fuck her up
Have you two ever spent the night together? duh
Been absolutely, ridiculously silly? yeah
How much do you love him? a lot i cant really describe it
What would he do for you? idk ask him haha
What would you do for him? anything he wanted except murder lmAOOO
How often do you two talk? everyday 
When is your actual anniversary? 05.10.16 (May 10th 2016)
Does his family like you? yes they do
Does yours like him? kinda 
How long do you plan on being with him? forever 
Anyone disapprove? some do , fuck them
Has anyone ever tried to interfere? morgan did but i told him to fuck off
How often do you two argue? not overly 
Do you like it when he surprises you? depends..
Are you proud to be his girlfriend? yes
Is he proud to be your boyfriend? i hope lol
When do you feel closest to him? when he spills his heart out to me
Do you prefer his hugs or kisses? kissing 
Would you change anything about him? where he lives <-- same
Would he change anything about you? i dont know 
What do you love most about him? he makes me smile when i dont want to
Have you ever gotten on his Myspace/facebook? yeah but i dont need to 
Do you trust him? i do
Does he trust you? i hope
Do you guys tell each other everything? i do 
Any secrets? i dont think so!
What’s your favorite thing to do together? everything 
What reminds you of him? elder scrolls and anime LMAO
What’s the hardest thing you’ve overcome? having to let him leave for a bit but hes coming home :D
Do you truly love him? i do
Does he make you happy? honestly he does
How long have you known each other? almost 2 years
Were you friends before you dated? ehhhh kind of? we were flirty 
Where did you go on your 1st date? he took me to the college to play smash bros and it was awesome, then to Noodle house for lunch and then back to his place to hang out. it was awesome
Most fun date you two have been on? theres a lot
Do you go on more alone or group dates? alone but i dont mind group ( depending)
Who usually pays for the date? he always does but i will pay for other stuff.
What does your man do to make money? renovations 
How many years apart are you? 6.5 years
Do you normally date older or younger guys? older.
How did ya’ll first kiss? we were watching donald trump vids and then we were chilling and joking and then we were cuddling ( yes WHILE WATCHING DONALD TRUMP MEME VIDS) and then he asked to kiss me and it happened
Did he use any cheesy lines? no
Who said, “I love you” first? me lol
What was the first thing he gave you? i cant remember 
What’s the most expensive thing he’s given you? his truck
What’s the cutest thing he does? when he cuddles me and makes happy noises lol ( if that makes sense)
What does he call you? Jen, babe, baby, babygirl 
How well does he know you? pretty well
How well do you know him? more than most people 
Do you know any of his ex’s? no
Is he friends with any of his ex’s? i dont think so 
What is one thing that really annoys him? stupid people
Are you happy? with him
Is he the best kisser out of all that you’ve kissed?yes
How many kids does he want to have?
0Longest relationship you’ve been in and who was it with? the one i am in now 
Shortest relationship you’ve been in and who  was it with? like 3 months and was with this guy named dylan barf
Are you happier single or in a relationship?
relationship
Do you tend to date outside of your race?
not really connor is half white doe
Ever had a rebound? no
Have you ever been someone’s rebound? probably
Have you dated both sexes? no
Has anyone ever seriously proposed to you? no
Who was your most painful breakup with? when connor dumped me trhe first time hahah but were together
Are you one of those people in relationships who break up and get back together frequently? no we dont play games. the first time was just timing 
Do you believe in breaks? no youre pathetic if you take them. its really just a way to fuyck others 
Has anyone ever cheated on you? no
Have you ever cheated on a significant other? no thanks that is disgusting
Have you ever been in a long-distance relationship? we kinda are
Did you ever have one of those elementary school boy/girlfriends? no
In relationships, do you tend to be the clingy one? yes
Are you currently with your first love? kinda 
Do you still talk to the person you first fell for? no
Do you seek approval from your friends before going out with someone? no
Have you ever been “the other person”? How did that go? no
Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love? yeah this one and because all the songs make sense and when i see him happy thats all i want and i dont think about myself anymore
Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how? yeah but for good
What’s the most important part of a relationship? 
trust, communication, happiness
Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? serious 
How many people have you ever hooked up with? 0
Do you believe love can conquer all things? not cancer 
Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not? I am in one currently but its short time, so yeah they can you just have to work at it and trust them. I dated someone who lived acrossed seas and that didnt rly work. i hate ldr i am only in one rn because its short and i love him enough 
Have you ever fallen asleep in someone’s arms? yes ^-^
How’s your heart lately? lonely
Do you feel like anyone is playing mind games with you right now? no
Would you fight for love? yea
Do you have something that belongs to someone from your past? yea
Was the last time your heart pounded like crazy for a good or bad reason? bad
Have you ever kissed two people in one night? yea lol 
Do you want to be in a relationship with someone? i am in one
Do you think anyone has feelings for you? he does
Are looks important in a relationship? yep you have to be attracted ok, dont even lie about that
Are relationships ever worth it? yes
Are you a virgin? no
Are you in a relationship? yes
Are you in love? YES
Do you forgive betrayal? depends 
Have you ever cried over a guy/girl? yeah..
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? when i was younger
If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? i dont know what i would say because were dating so it would be rly hurtful 
What is your definition of cheating? when you want someone else as your bf/gf. when you flirt with them, kiss them, fuck them, tease them, etc, lead them on. theres emotional and physical cheating. both are awful. if you are NOT happy dump the other person pls!!!
Are you nice to people you dislike? im an adult 
Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? yea
Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot? right now
Is there someone that you’ll never be over? i dont have to worry about that
Is he sweet to you most of the time, or is he mean towards you? sweet
Does he ever go out drinking? Is this something you’re concerned about? no
Does he ever really open up emotionally to you? Is he that way to everyone? yes and he doesnt open up to anyone else 
Does he truly care about how you feel and what you have to say? yes
Is he usually more optimist or pessimistic? realist
Does he treat you like you’re royalty? no but i dont expect him to because i dont treat him like a king or a god, i treat him like my lover/soul mate/best friend, and he does the same. he treats me well 
Does he ever hold you hand in public? yes :3
Are you all into the ‘public display of affection’ thing? no but kissing is cool
Is this relationship more based on love or lust? love 
Do you feel closer to him than anyone else you associate with? yeah… i do..
Tell me exactly in detail how he makes you feel: i cant explain it and i feel stupid that way but he makes me feel like everything is gonna be okay and that life is alright and that im safe wit him. he makes me happy and peaceful, he brings out the best (unless hes moody then i get annoyed lolol)
Has he ever let you wear any of his clothes before? Which items? not rly i dont wear 
When you’re sad, broken down and crying, what does he do to comfort you? he holds me in bed 
Have you two ever shared food or a drink with one another? yes
Do you two ever go to the movies? Do you just make out the whole time? we pay 11 bucks each for a movie we aint gonna make out, thats a netflix n chill thing bru
When you first met, did you think it would end up the way it is?: no
if it came to it, would he rescue you at 3am if needed?: im sure but it woiuld be kinda hard rn ,lol
Ever layed in bed together in each others arms?:     yah
Would you trust him if you left the town for a month with no contact?:     honestly i couldnt live like that i would get nervous and i need to hear from him 
Does it bother you if he doesnt say ‘i love you’ when he leaves?:     not rly unless i say it 
Do you text a lot?:     yes
Does he ever stick up for you and defend you? he doesnt have to no one saying shit about me
Would you say he’s overbearing when it comes to protecting you? no
Do you ever keep the notes he writes and things he makes you? he doesnt makew me anything
Does he normally explain to you how much you mean to him? only when we fight. thats the only time he makes an efffort lol
Do you like being kissed spontaneously or asked? either
Have you ever loved anyone else? no
Has he ever loved anyone else? im sure 
Have you talked about a future together? yes
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