#those points are kinda bothering me

[theflyingfeeling]

current level of boredom while being mildly poorly (=not poorly enough to just lie down doing nothing but poorly enough to not have the energy to do anything thought-consuming): tagging all my shippy asks/posts ✨💅

ps. if anyone knows how to use the mass post editor to actually mass-edit tags in a convenient way I'd appreciate the help 🙏 like, idk if it's even possible to find all the posts I have tagged as x and edit the tags of all those posts at once? 🤔 so far I only know you can find tagged posts on your own blog by adding /tagged/x at the end of your url and then editing the tags manually one post at a time 🥲

#all these years on the hellsite and i still haven't figured out how to use the mass post editor for anything useful 💀 #anywayyy literally no one cares but the tags i've been using so far are: #olliallu ollixalluxjoel joonasxniko joelxolli joonasxolli #i also have previously tagged some random posts as joeleksi #yes it's very inconsistent but i had already tagged posts as olliallu but then i realised joonasniko looks kinda dumb 😪 #so joonasxniko it is i guess 😐 funnily enough olliallu looks alright?? but i kinda also want to start using ollixallu from now on #because now it just bothers me so much that one of them is diffferent in style 😭😂😭 #i think i've tagged shippy posts with them as joonas/niko before but i'm gonna have to change that 😑 #since the / does not work that well in tagging ugh #i just started so i've only managed to tag about a fraction of the asks 💀 #man i wish i had had a proper tagging system for asks from the beginning #i never saw the point and idk if there's any point to tagging them afterwards either but ehh i can't write fic so what else should i do #also idk how much sense any of those posts make ''out of context'' but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ maybe at some point this might come in handy #(also also yes i can't write fic i don't have the energy to concentrate and anyway i'll probably need to start it all over again 😩)

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

throwing this into the queue but like. it's lowkey been bothering me. so i'm asking my fellow tumblr weirdos.

since the summer, i realised that listening to music even on one ear is fucking great for my spoons. being in a stressful situation immediately gets way easier. especially during school - lots of noise, lots of people (i don't like), little sleep, little motivation, did i mention all the Noisy People - it really helps to put on some music during breaks. i just. get away from the situation a little and save some spoons and stuff.

but i've also started doing it basically every possible second, whether strictly necessary or not, and it does make conversations with my friends harder. which is also annyoing to me bc i care about them and when it looks like it's gonna be a longer conversation but i still get at least a minute of music, i'll turn it off too, but.

anyways my friend recently got annoyed about me not understanding her that well bc she was on the side i was listening to music with (i asked to switch sides) and said it's really unhealthy that i can't function without music anymore. should i try to like, at least cut it down significantly? i mean, i used to get through an entire week without needing music that badly. but also. i used to not be so overwhelmed by everything. i don't know.

#the thing is i dont think she gets it at all? #like also stimming and stuff #i. do stim a lot (as another friend noticed before myself lmao) and shes often kinda annoyed by it? #like bouncing my leg when we were going somewhere by bus. the sound of my spinner ring during that one class we have together #i just. she really cares a lot and so do i about her. and im genuinely unsure if im overdoing it #like ik i can be a lot. heck its a lot for me at times. but its better than just Enduring stress yknow #i just seriously cant tell anymore whats normal and whats okay and whats a point when i have to get my shit together #its just. ok this is also a dont trust you feelings at night moment #but its been bothering me on and off for A While. getting input from other people who stim would be nice #or like. ways to stim more discreetly #my other grounding methods when im Stressed and things are Too Much have been biting hair pulling and squeezing snow for twenty minutes and #those are neither discrete nor all that good methinks #a biscuit's rambles

[supercantaloupe]

hehe. rake's progress designs

#art and soul #no father trulove cause i couldn't be bothered tonight. try being in more than one and a half scenes next time old man lol #these were fun to design...the whole Unreality storybook/fable/morality play vibe really let me get free and Into It It #tom i think should look. almost as generic as possible. just your average kinda pathetic little man #he's the only one i bothered to break my pens out for but i like the hockney design language with the limited color palette #and i'm stealing that #anne. okay i'll be honest i mostly just went with vague 18th century dress for her cause i didn't know what else to do and i'm tired... #nick shadow. okay he was fun #'evil ass goatee' (in the words of my friend lol) was simply a must. plus that slicked black hair #i think he's Tall and Looming. got those beady catlike eyes and vaguely pointed ears #and tail + cloven hooves hidden under the jacket/pants lol #and baba. well i simply wanted to make her as cool and sexy as possible. amen #the rake's progress #okay going to fucking bed now goodNight #feat my crummy handwriting. good luck with some of these lol

[dracula-enthusiast]

just so u all kno my friends if i ever see one of those posts thats like "if u see this reblog for whatever and IGNORE FOR BAD LUCK" i will never reblog them. im willing to take the badluck L so u dont have to feel the need to spread and share. anything for my fellow man 🌍🕊✌️

#as an ocd haver those posts have always bothered me but im at a point where its notso bad. so i can ignore them #thats my main reason for not reblogging them. aside from thinking they r kinda dumb i dont want anyone to like. feel pressured #bc they're afraid of whatever consequences the post outlines. #always felt this way abt chain mail as well. #.txt

[babisawyer]

paramount+ has given up on me suddenly so I've only been able to watch a tiny bit of scream 6 so far.

#🐇 #it's better than five at this point it could still go downhill though #I enjoyed the opening scene with samara weaving but I feel like it dragged on for too long #and I actually really enjoyed jason as a potential ghostface BUT that scene also dragged on a little too long #jason is sort of what I've been wanting from this franchise just some guy who is obsessed with the movies and becomes a ghostface killer #he forgets that sidney is real and that these are real stories and not just a slasher series #him listening to the last podcast on the left and ice nine kills also tells me he's the worst guy I've never met so I loved those details #lmfao like that was a very specific and pointed character design detail I wouldn't have expected #I also appreciate that sam has become a villain publicly just because she's a girl lmfao very relatable #I've only just gotten to the frat party so I haven't seen much but I appreciate them showing the different ways the group is dealing with #trauma I'm kinda surprised that they're bothering covering it. before sidney was really the only one allowed to have trauma #it's better but still not great. the dialogue has improved but it's still cheesy in a way I don't think was intended #like the therapy session with sam was kinda cringe when I think it could've felt way more important #also I've only known quinn for .5 seconds but as a baby faced skankola I appreciate the representation it's very nice to see #yeah. that's it so far. the app still isn't working god bless who knows if I'll ever finish

[shoechoe]

Yeah, I totally agree with you on those tags. Vento Aureo has great foundations but I think it went too fast (both in-universe time and the actual pacing of the story) and didn't spend enough time on character exploration or relationships. And I feel like Doppio and Diavolo really needed some extra time, I get that they're meant to be mysterious but it ends up just... Messy and vague. I love Vento Aureo and I simultaneously want to change so much about it.

Yeah, though I'll leave my more in-depth thoughts for when I finish my rewatch, those are definitely some of the big issues with it. I think VA had a large cast and didn't really know how to manage them properly, so it ended up having some of the weirdest pacing out of any Jojo part (and that's saying something) and a lot of characters only got around one fight to establish themselves before either being killed, leaving the story, or being shoved to the background. Trish, Doppio, and Fugo are big examples of this.

And, while I know I've talked about this ad nauseum already, I think the way it handles the setting of a mafia is... not great a lot of the time. Particularly, the way that Giorno and Bruno hyper-focus on the fact that Passione sells drugs and ignore practically every other crime makes for some weird hypocritical behavior that I really wished got called out at some point (Bruno is perfectly willing to invite kids to join the mafia- except for Narancia that one time, though he still got in- and torture a 15 y/o for information, but he draws the line at selling drugs to kids and... doesn't see any connection between crimes there? Also, his panic when he realizes Passione sells drugs of all things after years of working for it and committing crimes that are probably just as bad really makes zero sense. It makes him look unrealistically naïve for a supposedly intelligent character.)

VA's ending is also where it hits its absolute low point for me in pretty much every aspect- to be honest, I didn't even really watch the ending all the way through on my last rewatch. But the more I've thought about it, thinking of a better ending for VA would really require a reworking of the entire plot.

It's unfortunate, but there's no going back in time to tell Araki to fix it, so what can you do except think about hypothetical story changes and make online rants about it, you know?

#asks #shoe talks a lot #vento aureo #shoe jojo criticism #mutuals (epic) #i know i've made those ''moral inconsistence of VA'' posts but they kind of annoy me looking back #i agree with a lot of the points i made still but my opinions have shifted quite a bit to where it bothers me to read #and i kinda got diavolo fan-y and subjective towards the end it just makes me cringe sdkflsd;kflds;f #this is my fatal flaw after a year i just want to rewrite everything i've ever written #drugs tw

[girlyliondragon]

Where's this notion of tracing sprites/models whatnot come from regarding SV? Is this seriously a discourse topic like?

Does it really need to be reminded now of all things to remind that the concept art comes first before the 3D stuff and that this has been something that's been followed for so long, because like, I'm pretty sure they didn't create a design out of thin air. This is literally how character design and whatnot works. Plus it's just heavily referenced from the dex art anyways.

The hell are people talking about tracing?

#Probs just those that did the initial post trying to be mad about shit to begin with because like #everyone does this. This is not exclusive to Pokemon. And not everything in the oficial art is traced anyways so like??? #like what's the problem? #this is not a new concept #And Pokemon SV isn't even the only instance of similar artwork looking like sprites. #*Points to the Gen 5 first stage starters for instance* #this bothers me so much guys... this is NOT NEW. #Wow RANT alert #And before people say ''gamefreak is lazy'' lord help if you think that about us that trace stuff to get things like anatomy right too #actually no the POSES are just really similar #like dex similar but is that a problem also? /gen #anyways this has been a thing #heck even the earlier pokemon were 'traced' #basically this bothers me and I feel like the community doesn't remember that this is just normal #maybe tracing sprites into full art is not the same as 3d but you get me point #But 3d to 2d is a bitch to color because of shading and shit #there's also the work smarter not harder motif #I don't usually defend GF outside the rushed shit going on but just this once because I do think this is kinda dumb

[jonny-b-meowborn]

me when I'm normal <- experiences an hour long on-and-off sleep paralysis

#couple days ago i took a long nap and it happened #wild shit #i mean. ive been experiencing sleep paralysis for at least five years now so im used to it #for like half of those years it wasnt even. anegative experience #cause ive had it so much it just stopped bothering me at some point #its just a bit annoying #ive learned how to break from it and i can feel when its gonna happen and prevent it #but also i can induce it or keep it going for shits and giggles #yknow to see what my brain comes up with #but this time it was kinda bad #like. i have a cold and a stuffy nose. was taking a nap and woke up from it but was still very sleepy so decided to keep sleeping #and i knew that if i go to sleep now i will experience sleep paralysis #but because of my stuffy nose and my brain still being foggy i felt like if i get this paralysis now i wont wake up #like. it will also paralyse my breathing #but i was still too sleepy to fully wake up and prevent it #so i just tried to lie in a position where my nose and mouth arent blocked by anything and i can breathe comfortably #and then i just. had weird dreams #cant even remember them but i kept switching back to semiconsciousness still paralysed #and usually when i get those they last at most ten minutes #but when i fully woke up after that and looked at the time almost an entire hour had passed #wild #bee buzz

[revvywevvy]

i took her out of her box just long enough to take this picture then stuffed her back in because I'm terrified of ruining her pristine model-work ;; she's so purrdy,,

#cell mumbles #♡ pyrrha alexandra #pyrrha alexandra #cw depressive thoughts #<- only in the notes just a little #//like- i'd love to have her out buuuut depression and figures don't combine well. #//i literally have like 10 figures of ruby from lo.ve l.ive that i bought when i was a minor right #//they're all on my nightstand. coated in dust. i'm too demotivated to clean them and sell them and i don't want pyrrha to suffer the #//same fate LOL #//i might have to ask my mom to help me clean them bc deadass i just feel so dejected and empty inside when i look at those figures #//they need to be clean they deserve better and my brain WANTS them to be clean but the other part of my brains just like #//'eugh whats the point why bother' and i just- HRGHRHGRHGRHGRHGRHDSGHSDGHDSHGS #//i swear though one day i'll rehome those ruby figures little missy deserves better. then i can spend the money on pyrrha more LMAO #//anyways. ok so ik queens blade pyrrha is kinda. hm. but at the same time this anime-fied version is still just as cute #//i will say though going through the qb cards of pyrrha for my folder was a fucking nightmare #//had to crop out so many panty shots and other stuff it was wild #//qb is fuckin nutty bro lmaoooo #//also no i didnt get her for chrimmy i got her a while ago

[draculasbane]

Hm,,,

#its rly weird that some people online act like trying to be kind and enjoying talking to other ppl is a bad thing... #like i use a lot of emojis and exclamation points when i talk to ppl!!! i use those a lot period #i just kinda think ppl shouldn't?? judge ppl for that #i use the kinda like tone indicators because it helps me process better and might help others too #but then again thats just how i talk 🤷🏾‍♂️ irl i have issues with talking/displaying emotions properly so typing helps a lot!!! #idk i hope this makes sense it bothers me ppl have an issue with that sort of thing....lmfao #crow rambles #i think friends/mutuals and followers who have followed me/ been my friend for a long time can attest to that lol

[ineffectualdemon]

Since the OP made their post unrebloggable (and blocked me. Both actions they are well in with their right to do)

I'm going to make my response it's own post because I think the point is important

-

As someone who is autistic and has BPD and CPTSD and loads of trauma yes you sometimes need to change how you interact with others to keep people around

When I was 13 I hit the few friends I had when I was angry

I had to change that in order to keep those friendships

When I was in my early 20s if I was losing an disagreement with my husband I would threaten to kill myself. My husband told me it hurt him and was cruel and manipulative behaviour, because it was.

So I worked hard to change that to keep my relationship

It's easy to say "I shouldn't have to change for others" and that's true to an extent. You shouldn't change your interests or passions or dim your light. And you should have space to be imperfect and flawed and not have to pretend your ugly bits aren't real. But if something you are doing it causing other people harm you kinda need to change that.

That's called "living in a society"

People adapt to each other and make space for each other in their lives. You adapt to them and they adapt to you

You start being more diligent about throwing away the empty toilet roll because it really bothers them. They start warning you before they run the blender because you hate loud noises

I stopped threatening to kill myself because I was mad I was losing an argument and my husband stopped being so vocally judgemental amount media he personally dislikes

There is a certain type of person who heard the phrase "your emotions are valid" and took that to mean "my emotional reactions and my behaviour are always objectively correct because my emotions are valid and if you have an emotional response or react to what I'm doing negatively then you are wrong and you can't be hurt because my emotions are valid"

And that's a recipe for disaster

Your emotions are valid to feel. They are how you feel and there are reasons you feel the way you do

However, your reactions and behaviour are something you can learn to control and can be irrational

We live in a society and we as people change each other as we interact and that isn't necessarily a bad thing

#relationships #friendships #behaviour #mental health

[thegardengrows-infrozenrain]

server i'm in just instated a rule break warning system that there was no mention of before, because i simped too hard and forgot that "for a man in his 40s ryan can get it" isn't something most people say

have to take it in stride and wear 'being the first to get warned in this server' as a badge of honour i suppose 🤷 at least they didn't ban me LMAO

#ryan's rants #not saying where cause ​iykyk but if you do know pls don't bitch to the mods that i'm posting abt this #i find it funny tho cause some motherfucker spat this whole wall of text at me #all about how it's weird to think of celebrities in a s*xu*l manner #and all this other shit #like dude they're adults in their 40s. i promise you it's not that weird to simp for them #like they will not be hurt by it. i promise you. #ryan molly and jasmin are gonna be fine even if some 16 year old kid thinks they can. and i quote myself. 'get it' #they only warned me recently as well. like as in its 5pm rn and that's when i got warned and not when it happened #this truly is a certified Mods Are Asleep moment LMFAOOOOO #good to know as well to hide the kinlist from them #if they get this bothered over saying a guy can get it #i'd hate to know what they would think about me being a ryan factkin 💀 #it's even more obnoxious like i didn't wanna kin ryan it just sorta happened #as all kins do #went from 'oh he's kinda cool i wish i was him' to 'oh shit i feel like i do be him tho' #i'm not one of those kins who gets memories from the person they are or anything tho #there's just a sorta feeling that i should look this way act this way sound this way etc #like yknow? not at all the point of this post #but just a total side thing LMAO

[my-wildflwr]

these past few days i’ve been Thinking and you know what’s a take that i PERSONALLY think is very stupid. the whole you have to start doing what you want others to do for/with you (like if you want your friends to throw you surprise bday parties start throwing them for them/if you want to have a nice night drinking wine and listening to music you should start doing it by yourself) like yeah of course that’s true but if you’re always the one putting in the effort??? what if you always have to do things by yourself when is the ball gonna start rolling??? like okay. i want to hang and eat cheese and listen to soft music and read with someone else. how the fuck do u start that if you have no one to start it with

#being your own company is of course super okay #but at some point you want COMPANY and if you’re always the one starting things and suggesting stuff while other people don’t even bother #it kinda becomes bleak dont u think #sure i can do those things by myself and then invite others like nothings stopping em #me #but… when is someone gonna do something for me #why do you always have to be the one reaching out #when is someone gonna reach out to yo #x

[galaxyseclipse]

hey, so, I'm on ArtFight

waiting for the team announcement rn, but I'll let y'all know what team I choose

gotta make a new pfp to go along with it, y'know? :3c

#i know a lotta y'all probably follow me for splatoon #and i promise i'll get those up there #but i keep procrastinating on making their reference sheets so they might be posted during the event lol #d'ya think i could put my sonicxsplatoon designs up there? #it's basically an au at this point with all the stuff i got in my head now #the rules are kinda vague about aus #i think i'd have to ask a mod #but i don't wanna bother anyone #might have to #or just not post them lol #artfight #artfight 2023

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

An analysis on how Sir Pentious' character design represents his personality and development perfectly (beware of Hazbin Hotel spoilers)

Let's get this out of the way: Sir Pentious is a snake, an animal mostly known for generally believed negative traits such as poison, deceit and betrayal. We don't know WHY he's in Hell, maybe he was a "snake oil salesman" considering he comes from the Victorian times and he's into hyping up what he does, or maybe he was into war. Thing is, he's a Sinner whose design just scream "Evil".

(BTW, a snake could also represent "fertility": looking at you, Egg Boiz!)

He always had eyes all around him not just because of a stylistic choice.

Sir Pentious always felt like he was watched, and had to watch out for any danger.

"Everyone here is too nice: obviously it must be a lie! I can sense they are planning to kill me, but when?! HOW?! I must be PREPARED!"

Sadly, he's been constantly berated by other demons, far more effective in destruction, status, cruelty and charisma. Alastor won't ever bother to remember him, Cherri always ones up him, and the Vs, the ones he admires to most, won't care less about him.

To the point that Vox sent him as a spy without the intention to save him if things were going to fail. Heck, he even openly tells him to die while calling him a failure.

So of course he's got reasons to have trust issues, or taking everything so seriously, being constantly reminded of what he can't accomplish. So he puts an air of grandure that may be very flamboyant, but is VERY frail.

But, if we have to be frank here, his biggest source of insecurities... is himself.

He has eyes on his tail (his softer, more vulnerable side, which is ironically made even MORE lieable to getting hurt because of how sensitive those organs are), and inside his hood, so he could look out better for danger when on alert mode.

Heck, even the mark on his hood kinda resembles one eye.

Problem is, when you see his hood folded, when he's at ease, neutral or sad, those are not looking at outside sources.

They're looking at him, at his back. A constant stare that happens everytime he lets his guard down and shows how vulnerable he is. A gaze that can sense all of his weakness, his struggles, his insecurities.

And it's all him.

Pentious constantly believes that his inferiority complex will fade away once he'll accomplish something grand that will make others accept him. But he is his biggest critic, his worst enemy: HE is the one who believes he's a failure, that he'll never gain approval from others.

This show takes place in Hell, but this is Sir Pentious' personal Hell: insecurity born out of self hatred. Doomed to feel everyone's gaze upon him, including his own. Believing the danger to his self esteem is from others, when it's really from him.

But then he's accepted at the Hazbin Hotel: Charlie forgives him, he bonds with Angel, Husk and Niffty who don't care a bit about what he's accomplished or not, or what he's done in the past.

He feels more comfortable in showing his vulnerable side, and no one judges him for how easy it is for him to get emotional.

Of course he's still very insecure, considering how he struggles to confess to Cherri, but notice how he stops building machines or planning to attack others as soon as he starts bonding with the others: he doesn't have a reason to destroy or attack, now that he knows he's loved.

And his final design, when he goes to Heaven, shows how much he's changed, yet stayed the same. He may have died a hero, but he's still the same awkward snake we've come to love.

Speaking of love, let's talk about that!

No more eyes on his tail, now it's just on his chest (showing he's opened his heart), his glasses are now heart shaped, and even the markings inside his hood resemble kiss marks more than anything else.

And look: the mark on his hood is now heart shaped!

Why all these hearts? Why did all the eyes disappeared from his body? Even his eyes that were looking at his back?

Simple: love. Love defeated his insecurities and self hatred. He died for love.

He died protecting his friends, his new family, his new home.

He confessed and kissed Cherri knowing full well he wouldn't have made it, and yet he went anyway.

The usually cowardly and timid Pentious actually faced a great danger with courage and determination: he acted selflessly by putting himself in harm's way, he didn't steal (naturally) and by going against Adam he did indeed "stick it to the man"!

He used his weaponry knowhow and battle experience not to conquer, but to save his loved ones.

His only thought up until his demise was: "I'll go down protecting them".

And he's been rewarded not only by becoming an angel, but also being spawned directly in front of Emily and Sera, two Seraphim, the highest rank for an angel to have, who have also been depicted as snakes of fire throughout history! Sir Pentious, the lowly demon considered a failure by everyone, actually has been noticed by the Seraphim! He's come so far!

He's now come to represent the REAL symbolism of a snake: the duality of death and rebirth, transformation and immortality (ironically a reference to the fact he's been around since 1888 without ever dying from any Extermination or blessed weapons).

And isn't so poetic that a snake, the "source of the original evil", was the first sinner to ascend to Heaven? Or that this episode was released on February 1st, or National Serpent Day?

And of course, as the Bible itself says:

"Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends."

(John 15:13)

And knowing him, I'm confident in saying he'll keep helping his friends even in his new position, like the soft hearted noodle he's always been, but was to afraid to show it up until now.

#Vivziepop #Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin Hotel Spoilers #Hazbin Spoilers #Sir Pentious #Fave Character #Comfort Character #Personal Rambles #What a wonderful lovable character he turned out to be 🥲 #Character Analysis

[zg0nuwa]

𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐨’𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚 ; “𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬”

had this silly little thought where you ask miguel a bunch of questions about the multiverse

miguel o’hara x gn!reader

warnings ; this is stupid, miguel is confused, mentions of pregnancy/having a kid, my spanish knowledge is below zero so i used google (feel free to correct me)

“ what did you just ask me? ”

“ i asked what would happen if two people - ” you were pestering miguel with questions about the multiverse for the past hour or so. at first it was a basic conversation regarding what were canon events and how are they established, how the portals work and all the other boring stuff.

“ i heard you the first time. just- where did you get that question from? ”

“ don’t tell me you’ve never wondered how it would work if for example we were to have a kid. like, we’re from different universes. i’m just curious what would happen to the kid in this predicament. ” if you were anybody else he would probably just glare at you and go on with his work but due to your position in his heart he just stood there, absolutely mortified at the example you just provided.

in all honesty you weren’t even that much into the topic but being able to bother miguel just a little and watch him scrunch up his nose whenever you mentioned something that would probably classify you as mentally deranged was your favorite hobby.

“ dios por favor dame fuerza*. no, actually i’ve never thought about that. also that example was really uncalled for. ” he thanked his past self for making the office so dimly lit. if it was any brighter in here he’s 97% sure you would be able to see how his neck and ears go all red.

“ so you admit you don’t know what would happen? ”

“ sí, ahora ¿podemos cambiar el tema?* ”

“ okay, okay… there’s actually one more thing i was curious about. ” miguel only sighed and looked at you with an unimpressed expression.

“ should i be scared? ” at this point he had no idea what to expect, in fact he kinda expected anything. and his imagination was not helping him. you looked up at him with those big pleading eyes that at the same time were full of mischief.

“ if, for example, we were to start dating, would that make me you know… kind of a pedophile..? ” there was an awkward silence and the look he had was to be described only with the sentence “what the fuck”

“ what on god’s green earth are you talking about? ”

“ i mean, you’re from year 2099 right? and im from 2023 in my universe. so that would kind of suggest that technically i would be in my 40s or 50s when you were born right? that just… kind of weird to think about i guess? ”

that, he did not expect in any of his wildest scenarios.

“ i’m going to lose my fucking mind. ” he slumped forward hiding his face in his hands.

“ aw come on miguel! it’s a genuine problem i’m thinking about here! ”

* god please give me strength

* yes, now can we change the subject?

#spider man: across the spider verse #miguel x reader #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #spiderman 2099 x reader #spiderman across the spiderverse #atsv miguel #miguel ohara