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the followers were great because ryan ross was like “i want to make a band about my parental trauma” and pete wentz was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propaganda for the classic rock scene” and spencer smith was like “i have been tricked by ryan ross, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted heterosexual” and joe trohman was like “i’m in a beer commercial!”
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incorrectthroam · 4 months
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Joe: Fuck Brendon.
Ryan: I'm trying.
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jackiemeandthispod · 2 years
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*joe going to the bathroom at the end of the set*
"Now who the FUCK used all of my Aesop handcream, that shit is like 40$ a bottle you absolute assholes."
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me going thru the throam tag on my own blog: i wanna reread throam :(
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throam-sex-scenes · 1 year
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V1.P1.C5
Pages: 70-72. This is actually 2-3 separate scenes in quick succession.
Pairings: orgy of unnamed people, Joe x 3 unnamed women, Brendon x unnamed man, Ryan alone.
Acts: non-specific group sex, blowjob, making out, groping, masturbation.
Content warnings: Everybody involved is intoxicated. The part with Brendon may be construed by some as voyeurism, but Ryan leaves after he realises this. Emeto at the end, drug and alcohol use throughout.
Summary: Ryan walks in on an orgy, finds Joe, and tells him that Audrey is joining them for the next part of the tour before asking him where William and Brendon are. Joe tells Ryan to find a girl to sleep with. Ryan leaves the room with an erection, then finds Brendon on the balcony with a man, feels some type of way (attraction) when he hears him moaning, then rushes to the bathroom to masturbate.
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josephtrohman · 3 months
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As a fellow joe girlie who HAS read throam it’s so funny joe is such an asshole. You should read it though
anon this is almost freaky because i was thinking about it again just now bc i had a moot tweet about throam, and it made me go right ahead and download all three volumes because im planning on using a text to speech app to read them (saves my attention deficit ass especially for fics that i like. care about a little but aren’t my usual pairing or something). and that was like. three minutes before you left this ask. you’re in my head…lowkey….how did you do that….
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souryogurt64 · 2 years
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okok ms sour please i have to know if you've read throam and i need your opinions on it. especially irt pete being a money hungry manager, joe being a whore, ryan being a narcissistic freak etc etc
no i havent read throam im sorry ://
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fictionkinfessions · 2 years
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lies about my canonmates; sisky is allergic to cats, brendon once ate an entire jar of cherries in roughly 10 minutes, i never once saw joe shirtless, pete hates elton john, & i was mentally stable -throam!ryan #🍭✨😈💥
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prettyboyrose1974 · 28 days
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No one:
Joe Trohman in throam:
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clubnate · 3 years
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have i read the first throam book? yes. do i remember anything about it other than joe trohman being homophobic? no.
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narratorsprologue · 4 years
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Imagine throam but it’s just in the format of those POV tiktoks
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incorrectthroam · 4 years
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Pete: are any of you straight?
Brent: *raises hand*
Joe: *raises hand*
Spencer: *raises hand*
Ryan: *slowly puts his hand up*
Brendon: *grabs Ryan’s hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*
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jackiemeandthispod · 2 years
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We're so sorry we've been gone.
Sorry we took a week off the pod- both Lucy and Astrid had a bad case of the having a life last week, but we are now cured and will be making a juicy pod for you today, which will hopefully be up soon.
In the meantime enjoy my joe speed drawing, just look at the artistic SKILLS a year of a design degree can get y'all.
See ya soon, luv ya babes,
-Lucy
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STOP PITTING THROAM CHARACTERS AGAINST EACH OTHER!!
pete is COMMITTED
joe is CONFIDENT
brent is HARD-WORKING
jon is HONEST
ryan
spencer is KIND-HEARTED
brendon is TOO CUTE TO SETTLE DOWN
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l4dyofrevenge · 4 years
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Prove your words, don't throw them around like empty promises.
//Throam
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kxngdombythesea · 4 years
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Ryan: maybe I AM gay
Joe: excuse me?
Ryan: haha I meant maybe it's a GLAM DAY totally haha that's what I meant it's a good day today get it haha
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