When your lover wakes you up at 2am with a stroke of inspiration but you can't be bothered with him because he's too smart and charming, and you can only listen and look at him with love 🧡
Gente recontra mamagüeba be like: "Noooo, you can't ship Haddotin cause of the age gap, Tintin is a teenager", A FUCKING TEENAGER???? DUDE, CAN WE REALLY SAY THAT TINTIN IS A TEENAGER WHEN LITERALLY ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS THEY TELL YOU ABOUT HIM IS THE FACT THAT HE IS A JOURNALIST (GRADUATE), THAT HE LIVES IN (HIS OWN PAID) APARTMENT, AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF HE HAS AN EXCELLENT HANDLE ON FIREARMS AND PILOTING AIRCRAFT, LIKE, OH, TINTIN?, THE SAME GUY WHO LONG BEFORE HE MET HADDOCK WAS ALREADY TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD (WITHOUT ANY ADULT SUPERVISION)?. CHAMO DE VERDAD LAMENTO TENER QUE DECIRLO DE ESTA FORMA, PERO ES QUE TIENES QUE SER LICENCIADO EN SER GAFO SI CREES QUE ES UN CARAJITO, I'M SORRY, BUT I CAN'T IMAGINE ANY 15 Y/O KIDDO DOING THAT SHIT. At the very least that guy must be 24 y/o.
Found this on Tiktok. I was laughing all the way. What a great dynamic they had in the movie. But my all time fav is when Captian Haddock said "BABY FACE ASSASSIN" That threw me of guard.
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Last month, we invited all those who would be interested in participating in the ageswap haddotin zine to sign up. We got quite a few replies, so now we're inviting everyone who would like to receive a copy to fill out the form below!
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The publication date is February 14, 2024
The theme of the zine is ageswap, meaning it will feature an older Tintin and a younger Haddock (other characters may or may not be ageswapped)
The zine's content will focus on Tintin and Haddock's relationship
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Imagine Tintin saying: captain! look at my new binder, it has the trans flag on it!, and the captain just looking at him, totally in love, because he looks super cute.
I was thinking that Tintin would work hard to pay for the mastectomy, since he can't run with the binder on.
He would pitch the idea to Haddock and he would give him whatever it takes to get there. So I'll probably draw Tintin with the mastectomy marks :)
The drawing is done in a hurry, even so I hope you like it
Estoy eternamente enamorado de como una de las primeras cosas que te muestran de la vida cotidiana de Haddock y Tintín, sea el hecho de que a tempranas horas de la mañana, salga Tintín corriendo apresurado ante la creencia de que Haddock está en grave peligro físico, y que aunque resulte no ser el caso, aún así se agacha a su lado y se toma el tiempo de escuchar sus preocupaciones. Tintín ni siquiera se toma un momento para protestar por la retrocoñiza que Haddock le metió por accidente, simplemente se sienta en silencio a escucharlo y de tener chance, seguramente a tratar de tranquilizarlo de no ser por la interrupción de la llamada telefónica—, se que no es gran cosa, i mean, es como lo más simple del mundo pero eso no quita que la preocupación y cariño por Tintín hacia Haddock me siga resultando tan impresionante. El simple hecho de que Tintín llegará a amar y preocuparse tanto por la compañía de un viejo borracho que en un inicio le causaba tantos problemas es simplemente — /JQMDIQLWJLD SUBLIME CARAJO, SU RELACIÓN ES UNA COSA BELLÍSIMA/