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[cozylittleartblog]

swatchvember prompt: party

happy 37th birthday to Microsoft Paint ✨🎂🎉🎈

#deltarune #swatch #swatchlings #tasque manager #queen #art #swatchvember #THE ONE PROMPT I COULD NOT AFFORD TO MISS THE DATE ON #''guys what theme should we do for the bosses cake'' ''what if we made 3 cakes with diff themes and stacked them on top of each other'' #''by the fountains Percy you are a genius'' #queen makes them run around all day doing stupid shit and they finally get to the cafe and mysteriously its rented out #they cannot believe this is the first they're hearing of it this stuff usually has to go through them first #they very quickly find out that queen is also behind this and it is a huge private party just for them <3 they work so hard they deserve it #she is Snapping that stupid party hat onto their stupid head #and Repeatedly shoving a second one over the end of their beak all night to be annoying #yknow its good when swatch breaks character and actually Emotes but its an even better sign when they go completely static #because that means they are hiding an absolutely embarrassing display of emotion and its taking All of their energy #the cake flavors are strawberry - chocolate/vanilla split - and Funfetti btw #... funfetti is just vanilla with sprinkles in it last i checked but Shut Up Lmao #also i totally messed up their mood tints i figured fear was yellow but happiness is also yellow. so. i decided fear is more of a #highlighter/yellow-green color and happiness yellow is like a. nice mac and cheese yellow :) very warm but still distinctly golden #one is pleasant to look at and one is terrible

[teex]

Tyler gets injured during a roadie and has to fly home early. With his leg stapled together and wrapped in gauze, he is woken up by the unnerving sounds of someone inside his house.

thief!mason marchment x nhler!tyler seguin

for @hrpffandomeventblog

#mush had planned the break-in during a long stars road trip. of course he didnt check the twitter updates and see seguin was injured #the previous day before heading out to Crime him #tyler ends up tied while mush raids his closet etc for valuables #makes a few 'this is hotter in prn' jokes #and there is chemistry! mush is a terrible thief and he pets tylers dogs and admits to having a crush on number 91 when he was younger #tyler cant help but think that mush's eyes look insane in the black ski mask. they flirt! #maybe theres a cute sorry i robbed you note in tylers mailbox a few days later and then tyler recognizes him down by the glass at a game?? #with a v similarly worded sign?? #IDK! #they end up smooching eventually #2791 #moodboard #hockey rpf #hrpf #mason marchment #tyler seguin #dallas stars #nhl

[purplecatghostposts]

Doing a Wyll Origin Run and this dialogue in particular is so FUNNY to me. It’s a Human Dialogue Option but it happening between Gale and Wyll feels canon.

Gale trying to argue they should try to turn Raphael’s deal in their favor and playing the Human card, and Wyll, one of two embodiments in the party of why you shouldn’t trust devils, shutting him down immediately.

[Dialogue Written in case it’s hard to see + id reasons:

Wyll: I’ll remind you that when dealing with a devil, you always draw the short straw.

Gale: There’s no such thing as absolute certainty.

Gale: Let me play the devil’s advocate: the man is too eager. Do not dismiss his offer out of hand.

Gale: If there’s one such quality all the denizens in the Hells embody, it’s ambition. A quality they share with many humans, come to think of it…

Wyll: Speak for yourself, Gale.

Gale: Fine— but my reasoning is this.]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #wyll ravengard #gale dekarios #I will say that meeting Raphael as Wyll with Karlach in my party was quite interesting #Karlach’s usual dialogue came up but it felt very much like the two people who had to deal with the Hells bullshit giving each other looks #ALSO you can be like ‘I already made a deal with a devil once so no thank you’ as Wyll and it’s GREAT #not the point. the point is that it very much feels like Wyll is keeping Gale in check here like #‘Buddy. I know you want power but this is NOT how you get it.’ #Wyll and Karlach pulling out the spray bottles anytime anyone wants to make a deal with a devil #Karlach turning said spray bottle on Wyll when Mizora wants him to sign another pact in exchange for his father’s safety

[merakiui]

Meraaaa, im habing too much brainrot over ur fics 😢

Imagine Cater puts it in for the first time and he gets you preg on the first try. He's a mess but don't worry! Transfer med student Kalim knows juuuust how to take care of you! He has a ton of siblings afterall! Kalim knows just what to 'feed' the baby to keep them healthy while they're in ur belly. Cay kun is just happy to finally settle down with his first love, unaware of the cum dripping down her legs as she leaves her makeshift appts in kalim's dorm room. Everyone knows whats going on and instead of helping out poor Cay out, they ask Kalim to be let in on it 😖

AAAAAAAAA med students and roommates Kalim and Riddle who take such good care of you when Cater's off partying, neglecting you solely because he's struggling to cope with this new, life-altering circumstance. How can he continue to be cool, collected Cay if he's got a baby on the way? So not his style! But he'll warm up to the idea eventually. He just has to get the shock out of his system first (and work up the courage to break the news to his family and, unfortunately, his sisters. Though knowing how evasive Cater can be, he'll probably stretch the truth for as long as he possibly can just to avoid confronting the matter at hand).

Kalim is always so sweet. He has lots of healthy and delicious snacks prepared for each of your visits. Riddle is very level-headed and logical; very textbook, but still cordial and kind. It doesn't take Riddle long to realize Kalim's fucking you when he starts to put context clues together. At first he thought it was wrong to do such a thing behind Cater's back, but Kalim tells him he's just helping you out. Nothing wrong with helping friends, right? Besides, you and Cater aren't even together and he's not very present, is he? Someone has to take care of poor, cute, pregnant you! Riddle tells himself he ought to be the better person here and put a stop to Kalim's mischief before it spirals out of control. But then the next time you come in for a "check-up" you're spreading your pussy for him and he's sliding in and it feels so warm and wet and good inside, and suddenly being the better person doesn't really matter.

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #kalim and riddle dynamic is so fun #because kalim is the type to be like 'can i invite someone to observe the next check-up?' all with a bright cheerful innocent smile #and riddle doesn't catch the real meaning in his question until jamil or floyd or even silver is coming over to rail you #omg and it gets even worse when your baby bump shows #because then you'll practically have a queue of people wanting a taste of you <3 #azul is always first in line he likes milkies what can he say? :) #OMG AND THEY HAVE A SIGN-UP SHEET FOR WHO GETS TO KNOCK YOU UP AGAIN AFTER YOU'VE GIVEN BIRTH AAAAAAA #dream blunt rotation at nrc except you are said blunt and you are always pregnant <3 #some of them are desperate enough to pay you to let them knock you up #trio + malleus are definitely filling you with eggs <3 #kalim and riddle's back-alley ob-gyn business ;;;;;;; #riddle absolutely invites trey but then who wouldn't want to be railed by trey??? he needs to be made a dilf immediately #OR CHE'NYA #AAAAAAAA getting railed by the childhood friends trio :)

[sprinklersart]

finished my first print in like a year and now those gay pilots from the 80s are hanging on my wall

#tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #top gun #top gun 1986 #this is from November but HWAtever #when my boss checked me out of staff housing she said she really like my mav and ice picture and I said thank you and wondered if she also #liked my light up sign that says ‘cunt’ right above it but I didn’t ask #anyways what a hashtag ally

[chirpsythismorning]

When Blue Meets Yellow In the West: A Series Long Theory - Part 3

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,

#stranger things #byler #byler analysis #blue and yellow meet in the west #when blue meets yellow in the west #gategate #??? #*creates blue and yellow electricity in attempts to open the gate* #*is unsuccessful* #'you have one year' #mike:... yes sir #*one year later* #'just a little more time is all we're asking for--just a little more time to open closing doors' #blue outside the mall/yellow inside the mall #*mike leads the way to scoops ahoy* (blue and yellow logo/sign) #*mike dings to bell profusely needing robin's assistance* #*mike leads the way through a series of doors before checking to make sure the coast is clear one last time* #skittles? aka taste the rainbow followed by shot of mike and will #will --> you open up the door (gate) #mike: *staring at will holding dustin's forever clock with heart eyes* *nvm back to pretending this is boring bc my gf is uninterested* #Jim NOT ON MY WATCH Hopper intervenes #the week is long #the silver cat feeds #..... #the gate is opening... #and mike is relieved #but he's also terrified.

[avianreptiles]

I'm thinking about that cunt again

#avian speaks #every human was born to live #you are the web of algorithms bioengineered to survive #you are genetically built to last #your blood clots #your wounds heal #your other senses sharpen when one is hindered #your viscera ensures its survival even at the cost of you #kendricks blood clotted his wounds healed #but his government tried to take the natural instinct to survive by its horns and they damned him and countless others to death #every human *was* born to live #kendrick was sentenced to death #oc: kendrick poste #anyways did you know that not signing yourself up for selective service is HIGHLY ILLEGAL but the last time the gov did anthing about it- #-was like in the late 80s i think #if you are a guy just outta high school you gotta sign yourself up but the gov doesnt care atm since were p good based on volunteers #anyways theres a good chance there wont be a draft like. for a hot min. #like with this generation there will be blood if we gotta fight for a gov that dont represent us #anyways check out this sick kickflip OHHHH MYYY GODDDDRF DID ANYONE SEE THAT #avian oc tag

[nezzling]

Lol I need some of y'all to realise that the more you bug me about making sexual content when I'm openly posting about really bad health issues, the less likely I am to fuckin bother talking to you again when I am healthy, cause why do you deserve extra Me if you can't respect me at all health levels

#im so serious like ive been posting about being ill for weeks and about it worsening #and then its like “yeah i dont check that unless you post pics” like ok thennnnnn you dont get that extra lol #like how hard is it to check what im up to before you ask something of me and then if you see im ill then try again another day omfg #like yeah booooo me for not wanting to make content when it feels like someone is stabbing my neck and kidneys with knives #this is what you fuckin sign up for when you deal with chronically ill hot bitches #you gotta deal with the bad days and if you dont handle them with kindness and respect you dont get shit ever again <3 #lil rambles

[hyperfixation-or-death]

random thing i just noticed:

Episode 1: "Romane would never do that. Not without her sister, anyway. Never." - Vanessa, about the possibility of Romane having run away.

Episode 6: "And, listen. If you send him away, I'm going too." - Sam, about his parents' plans to send Victor to boarding school.

something. about. the two duos of siblings in Parallels. do not separate them.

#disney parallels #parallels #paralleles #disney paralleles #and something about how it's the first and last episodes of the show. #something about romane later putting everything at risk to go check on camille and make sure she was okay. #and something about sam following victor out of that jail cell despite all the warning signs. #something about. when you know this is a bad idea but your fear of losing your younger sibling is so great that you disregard the plan. #in hopes that you can still keep things together. #(of course it's kinda up to interpretation just how much sam believed victor about the change of plans. but either way it's interesting. #cause like. either he just trusted victor enough to believe him even after everything that happened... #...or he knew he was lying and still came with him. both of which open the door to a whole new realm of complex emotions.) #anyways. the older siblings..... #(i'm also an eldest sibling so everyone should trust my correct interpretations of sam and romane. just kidding you don't have to.) #(i do like them so so so much though.)

[rosaacicularis]

which was more culturally significant, the renaissance or hermitgang

#it all started when grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical #skills and crazy vocal acrobatics i’m a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o docmc is coming for you seven fold i got rendog and #other firemen to douce the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again you think i’m in hiding i’m just biding my time #putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group got together just to crush you once we start something you know were #going to see it through i’m the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict you’re #guilty of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds hermitgangx16 if you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false #gteam is dialling for help but i’m in ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that false’s on a killing spree try to #stop my pvp and perish painfully i’m the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armour can’t compare to my martial arts i’ll #send a poison dart to make you breath your final breath gteams name will be the only thing left caffeinated animated redstone innovator my #behaviour’s crazy can’t phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray now my scope is aiming better run from cover from all the #ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the gteam will end up #blazing whos the better team there is no controversy but before it’s said and done y’all be begging us for mercy hermitgangx16 x gone give #it to ya i’m gone give it to ya x gone give it to ya what lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the gteam they’re looking #unclean needing some sunscreen burnt by words this herd of nerds it’s ubsurd how my rhymes got them injured danger danger i got lasers to #cut them up like razors it’s flexing season and i got flavour their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are #presenting they’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over them i could jump over them i could use an ender pearl i #could use my elytra come one gteam geez hermitgangx16 now i’m back and i got some things i wanna say what’s the letter that starts the #alphabet a ladies get it line the diggity be on the way cleo don’t know who she freaking with all the signs say to notify her next of kin #this digitty dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits spit that line again brrr cause the message is i could mumble rap and still be the best #there is hermitgangx16 oh you wanted me to do a verse i’ll have to check with gteam i mean i’ll have to check my schedule to see if i can #see if i’m able to do that sort of thing busy guy lots of things to do oh do averse bananas do a verse bananas i just don’t know if it’s a #good idea for me to a part of this song really #i just typed all of that out from memory im a little bit insane i think

[killjoy-prince]

Vendors at my job love me so much there's fighting amongst them in one company over who gets to deliver to my store that week

#prince's talk tag #my secret is i dont wanna deal with people any longer than i have to so i get them in and out as quickly as i can #and the vendors and drivers love that bc they got other places to be #the vendor that told me this said the other receivers will take their time and dilly dally too much leaving a line of trucks outside #but im usually on top of that #there are days where i cant help it but i go as fast as i can bc i really dont want to deal with people #and i can avoid that by taking them in check in their product sign the receipts and get them outta there #vendor also said at least with his company the dispatcher will be like 'here this store needs a delivery done' #and the vendors will go 'no im not doing that store' which will make the dispatcher go to one & say 'well its your route so you gotta do it' #and it was like that for my store before I took over #now the dispatcher will be like 'hey Prince's store needs a delivery' and the vendors are actually fighting like #'ill do it' 'no imma do it!' 'no me!' #ngl it made me happy. i didnt think i was that well liked #like some drivers have showed their appreciation to me about my speed and ability to handle the job but to have people fight over me? wow #and this was like an hour after a manager complimented how i run shit around here bc i know what im doing #and when im not here it all falls apart #which does suck bc i wish the mess wasnt left to me to clean up if im not here #but i am training someone rn who will cover for me when im not around so hopefully that helps a little

[theghostofashton]

not to overreact on main but.......why do white people go to actual effort to engage in microaggression like i am genuinely so.

#this man is just flat out calling me by my last name no title in front of it nothing #he did it in his first email and that was whatever he may not have known but when i replied i signed off w my first name #he used it once #and now we're back to just addressing me by my last name and like......idk i hate it #it is genuinely easier to use my first name to use the name i signed off with why are you not #and this is why posts about how we need to be kinder bc white people are 'trying' regarding our names just bother me bc it's like #it is so often laziness #so often people not giving a shit and not bothering to check #i can tell when it's laziness and i can tell when someone's genuinely trying #i would never get on someone for genuinely trying #but if you demonstrate being able to address me correctly and then.....stop doing that #what am i supposed to think lol #this happens so often i'm just tired. why am i supposed to suck it up when you can't get my damn 4 letter name right #delete later #sorry. it's been a Week lol

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

what if I told y’all I got these for $28

#went to an outlets thing today bc my dad has had the same sneakers since I was 12 and they FINALLY fell apart #and he had mentioned a pair he liked but I know he’d never buy for himself #typical immigrant dad behavior of never splurging on himself bc he says the money is needed elsewhere #so i went to buy them for him and these were hidden in the back shelves and they were the ONLY ones left and they were my size and only $48? #when they retail for like $100???? #and at first I was like ehhh cause idk what I’d style the red with but my mom convinced me to get them bc it was a steal #and they’re my fav shade of red!!!! so I was like okay I’ll do it bc I know I’d regret it later if I didn’t #and then while I was checking out the guy was doing his usual spiel and was like do you have a Nike account blah blah blah #and he was like if you sign up rn you get 15% off btw!! #so I was like hell yeah bc all it was is making an account with my email no credit card or anything #and they had another 30% tacked on bc they were clearance or something??? #so they ended up being $28?!?!! #and they reminded me of the Valentine’s Day air forces I was like….i have…to have them….. #GORGINA!!!!!! #+100 LIFE POINTS

[clarabow-mp3]

does anyone else remember when james somerton got demolished on twitter for saying that the government should pay for incels to "sleep with" sex workers to solve male loneliness or did i make that up

#i'd watched a couple of his videos but got kind of a weird vibe and that tweet is what made me stop lol #looking back. my god thay guy fucking hates women. #and you get a better sense of it from todd in the shadows' fact checking video he just uploaded but um. weird vibes overall. #he spends an uncomfortably long time talking about how nazis were perfect specimens that americans were just soooo jealous of #he says the reason americans signed up to fight in europe is because they were jealous of how hot the nazis were #it's like when the worst person you know says people don't like them because they're jealous like i don't think that's the reason actually. #btw i put 'sleep with' in quotes bc i think there's a lot of nuance and complications regarding consent in that kind of circumstance

[cestacruz]

Mmm Jeanne

#servants cant learn new stuff (i'll talk about jalter in a second) therefore #jeanne shouldnt know how to read or write #we actually Dont get a confirmation that she can do those things in summer 3. because the book that jalter thought jeanne wrote #was actually Her own book #jeanne works with marie. maybe she comes up with the ideas and does rough drawings that marie would be Delighted to bring to life #marie reads to jeanne is my image #jalter taught herself how to read and write and i think that was possible because of the unstability of her existence #if you try to teach jeanne how to read and write it will stick for a second but if like idk 15-20 min pass she would likely find herself #unable to read again and her writting to be suboptimal #she can sign her own name ofc thats historical #she can recite the bible from memory iirc #i love jalter's ability to be her own person even if it comes with the fact that she is very much. an ephemeral dream #like her FCKING SKILL IS CALLED. #WHY MUST YOU HURT ME LIKE THIS FGO #anyway. now jeanne again but physical #oughhh thank u for the support in the tags when i said jeanne should have self image issues because she looked different in life #i hadnt fully talked bout it i just went with hair but yeah. i need to check again because im pretty sure her body wasnt Suuuper different #but i just gotta confirm #but im just so i love the idea of her just not liking the way she manifested abd not knowing Why she manifested like that #when there are Countless depictions of her with her short brown hair #sieg looks to the side whistling (its not his fault but he knows the pseudo servant part #and its probably a mix of . fate apocrypha's manifestation and of how some people imagined jeanne looked like #but it still upsets her #not that she'd ever complain to people #you can probably get it out of her tho #unrelated and only to those who reached this far: im thinking of a singularity set in 15th century orleans in the Middle of the hundred year #war. but the difference aint “oh jeanne d'arc came back to life evil” rather than “there seems to be a battle here where it shouldnt and oh #my god is that jeanne- oh god jeanne d'arc fucking died-- #and chaldeas has to try and fix the war without living breathing jeanne d'arc #actually thats not the middle of the 100yearwar but yknow what i mean. also haha jk unless...

[r0semultiverse]

Hello, I hope you are safe, I have been very ill for the past few weeks and have been bedridden with health problems. I found out that I have a tumor and it was already bad. I have Stage 4A Cervical Cancer and I need help ASAP. Please help me with a small donation I will appreciate it. 🙏Thanks & Be Blessed

Goal >> $1800

Oh right I should answer this for archival purposes before my phone needs to charge more. LOOK AT HOW RECENT THE ACCOUNT WAS MADE, OBVIOUS SCAM!

I will say them mixing up the prompt this time was clever, but still no dice. I know the signs baby, you’re a bot!

#always check when the first post was made #always check following list #always check if there’s likes #there’s all these little tell tale signs you pick up on over time especially when you get your account recommended to new users #so you get social bots more frequently by proxy #I have over 30k followers & counting & you could not pay me enough to sift through all of them for bots #they come in droves on masse so quickly it’s impossible to keep up with #unabashedsuitlover #tumblr scam #tumblr scams #op #mine #asks #ask