#triceratopses

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#resolutest #misedited #triceratopses #substratosphere #Krahling #byspell #bedsteads #Longan #Spear #antiscientifically #Hollandaise #pre-existentiary #unwriting #proambient #epistrophe #plantain #pgsm #holluschickie #tgp #Pennatulacea

[claireargentcrafting]

@staff

please stop showing me the Dino sex ad

It's the same ad every few posts. Can you please mix it up a little.

#why do the triceratopses get to fuck on this website #and we dont huh #shitty ass webbed site

[slytherinshua]

MATCHING DINOSAURS

genre. fluff. warnings. kissing. pairing. anton x fem!reader. wc. 1k. a/n. @eternalgyu here's ur anton delusions <3

“I have a present for you!” You said excitedly, pushing Anton’s back towards your bedroom.

“What is it? Should I be scared?” He looked back at you, bewildered, but still allowed you to drag him towards the bedroom door.

“Why would you be scared? It’s cute, I promise.” You reassured him, pulling out a gift box from the closet and setting it on the bed. Anton sat down beside you, peering curiously at the medium sized blue wrapped box.

“It’s not even my birthday…” He mumbled with a laugh, picking up the box.

“Just open it!” You urged him, getting impatient to see his reaction to the cute present you had picked out at the store earlier.

Anton was soft and pure, so warm and gentle to everyone and everything that he didn’t even know how to raise his voice. He probably couldn’t even hurt an ant. Knowing this, you should’ve predicted that he would be the type to unwrap the present slowly and carefully to make sure the wrapping paper didn’t rip. He picked at the tape that was holding the paper together carefully until it separated from the box. 

It was a little endearing to watch, but also tested your patience even further. You were so excited to see his reaction and to see him use the present that you could barely think of anything else. But one of the things that had improved once you had started dating Anton was your patience, so you sat and waited as he unwrapped the present at his own pace. 

“You’re making me nervous by staring so hard.” He laughed shyly, his cheeks flushed as he finally slid the wrapping paper off the box, successfully saving its form without ripping it so it could be reused on another occasion. 

“I can’t miss your reaction.” You muttered, leaning even closer to stare even harder which caused both of you to giggle. 

The anticipation in the room was probably absurdly high for the occasion, but something about this little gift that you had gotten for him on a whim was exhilarating for both of you. You may have just been in your crappy small apartment, the lights dimmed to save electricity and the space running a little colder to save on the heating bill, but it still felt like it was one of the most precious moments of your life.

Your boyfriend slid off the lid of the box, revealing the contents of it. His face broke out into a huge smile once he saw what it was, quickly turning to face you again with his excitement. You smiled satisfactorily. This was the reaction you had been anticipating all day.

Anton picked up the set of pyjamas from the box, still admiring them carefully. They were a light green colour with a cute print of brachiosauruses all over in a darker green. When you saw them in the store, you immediately had to buy them for him. There was no way you would be able to leave them hanging on the rack.

“Guess what else?” You prompted. Anton turned to you, humming curiously in response, still holding his pair of pyjamas in his hands.

You pulled out another pair of pyjamas from your dresser drawer and held them up. These ones matched Anton’s, but were pink with triceratopses instead. You grinned and he giggled.

“They’re cute.” He commented, blushing at the thought of matching with you.

Once you were both changed into the comfy new pyjama sets, you settled down to watch a movie which had been your original plan for this evening. Cuddled next to Anton would always be your favourite place to be, tucked comfortably under his arm. He rested his head on top of yours. Your eyes were stuck on the movie screen while his eyes were closed, enjoying the pleasant scent of your hair.

“Did you get new shampoo?” He asked in a whisper, catching your attention enough for you to look up at him.

“Yeah. Is it good?” You smiled up at him, your eyes crinkling slightly— the sight made Anton’s chest feel warm.

“Smells like grapefruit.” He noted, breathing in the scent again, smiling against your hair, his nose buried in it. The feeling made a million butterflies start to dance in your stomach. 

You both focused back on the movie, watching mostly in silence, though sometimes you or Anton would let out soft giggles at something funny in the movie. Time went by quickly and before you knew it the end credits were rolling on the screen. Anton reached over to grab the remote and turn off the screen while you just snuggled deeper into the soft blankets you both were under.

There was a bit of a shift as you both got comfortable and ready for sleeping. You liked to fall asleep in a position that was still close and cuddled up to Anton, but at a distance where you could still look at him for your last whispered conversation before finally falling to the depths of your dreamland.

Anton smiled at you, cheek squished adorably against the pillow, his left hand resting against your waist and tracing the small pink triceratops on the fabric of your pyjama pants.

“Thank you for the present, lovely.”

“They were too cute not to get.” You grinned, eyes closing as tiredness swelled through your body. You loved falling asleep next to Anton, and you could feel the drowsiness taking over quickly.

“Don’t fall asleep yet.” Anton whined softly. You forced your eyes open to catch his pout before they fell shut again.

“Why? I’m tired.” You mumbled.

“You haven’t given me a goodnight kiss yet.”

You laughed softly at his response, “Come get your goodnight kiss then.” 

It didn’t take long for Anton to take you up on your offer, giving you just a small gentle kiss on the lips before settling back down on his pillow.

“I love you.” You whispered to him, teetering on the edge of awakeness and slumber. You fell asleep before you could hear him say it back to you, but those 3 words followed you into your dreams for the night, bringing warmth to your chest and the perfect familiar comfort that was always an effect of Anton.

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[memorycycle]

(big milky brreasts voice) did u know early triceratopses were bipedal

[yourbelgianthings]

“When I was a child I liked to imagine that maybe somewhere in the world there were still dinosaurs — real ones — triceratopses and ankylosaurs who’d escaped to some island. there aren’t though. they are gone. goodbye forever, all gone things. it makes me sad to know you won’t be back.”

(john darnielle about the song deuteronomy 2:10 from the life of the world to come)

#message from mirph #words tag #john darnielle #the mountain goats

[oozedninjas]

hmm can we talk about which turtles would actually scare the shit out of us if we really saw them irl…

for me it’d be the bayverse turtles, them mfs are like 7ft tall and can life tanks. fat pass! i’d probably faint LMAOO

but the real kicker.. i’d be scared shitless of the 90s live action turtles.. what. the. hell. i’d 1000% have a heart attack and die if i saw 90s splinter irl it gives me nightmares. i grew up with the 90s turtles so it didn’t bother me then BUT NOW IM LIKE WTF IS THAT.

the 2012 verse are all shorter than me so i find it a little hard to be intimidated by them 😭 same with 2003. they’re all buff asf but like 4’10

90s are the scariest. They might as well be one of those animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's * shivers * I would have a heart attack on the spot, too, haha!

Can you imagine if we get another live-action like in 2049 and they are super realistic in a way that Bayverse turtles look like 90's to us? haha, that's some Black Mirror material 💀💀

Mmm, I would say that 2003 and 2012 are cool looking if we take into account that it's a cartoon universe. I think bc it's animated it grants them all the favors of not being terrific. Besides, we had things like those triceratopses from space in 2003 and Dark Turtles!! and Pigeon Pete from 2012, God, don't even get me started with Pigeon Pete from 2012!! * faints *

2012 had one of the most disturbing designs of mutated people, haha!

#what do u guys think?? #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt 2003 #tmnt 2016 #tmnt bayverse

[pushing500]

Barghest has acquired an unfortunate new personality trait thanks to his flu but has still decided that Candlelight is his best friend despite the fact that she has the audacity to be female.

When I opened the Ancient Danger on my map, a bunch of very old and disoriented ancients were released from cryptosleep caskets. They did not elect to join my colony, which was fine, but they also didn't leave. They stuck around and annoyed my colonists by wandering into their bedrooms at night, swiping food from the freezer, and going to sleep in the gateways of the animal pens so the ducks, boomalopes, and devilsheep could escape.

I didn't do anything about it because I still held out hope that they would eventually just wander off the map. However, the short-faced bear I rescued from an animal transport pod crash had other ideas. The bear, who is named Echo, has apparently been killing and eating the ancients while I've been distracted. I guess she doesn't like kibble. Ah, well, it solved the problem, and I appreciate her efforts.

I think Kaz appreciates the effort that went into a legendary quality monument bearing his likeness, even if he pretends to be embarrassed about it.

Baby Child Andy is having the time of his life. Mum is teaching him how to shoot, he is allowed to go for "nature walks" amongst the herd of wild triceratopses at the veeeery edge of the map (it scares me every time he does it), he can ride the thrumbos around like a little king, and our honoured guests even make an effort to chat to him while he draws on the floor.

Speaking of our guests, they are from The Green Empire, the faction Connie was originally from. This means that they all believe in the "men should wear hats" ideology that Connie believes in. They have never been without a very embarrassed blush and a mood debuff for being "exposed" while they're in my colony.

They all have hats, they just take them off while they're visiting despite their own discomfort. It amuses me.

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#rimworld #gracie plays #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #slightly more polished art than usual #tw death mention #the empire and their hats #it's so silly and I love it so much #Also I think I've mostly forgiven Andy for choosing the wrong ideology when he grew up #He's just too cute and chipper for me to stay disappointed in him #And his art is legendary enough to rival even Fafo's monument #Look at that lovely... Uh... Dragonfly? #he's so itty-bitty sitting on that thrumbo #Anyhoo have a good day!! <3 <3 #The Animist Alliance

[palominodragon]

My Path of Titans group ran as a carnotaur/pycnonemosaur pack last night and it was brutal. They're so delicate alone, but as a team, we were beating rexes and triceratopses left and right.

#path of titans #dinosaurs

[bramblepatch]

Tumblr just gave me a video ad for some game that just fully featured two triceratopses fucking, so that's cool

[lifeinpoetry]

We are building a story for you that is bigger than bombs or the words of assassins who do not love us. Your inheritance is this refusal and infinitely more: triceratopses, hyacinth, racing uphill in our blue helmets, two runaway ice comets cracking the night air open, so swift within its shadow we are almost invisible.

— Joshua Bennett, from "Dad Poem," The Study of Human Life

#quote #Joshua Bennett #poetry #The Study of Human Life #out of my collection #Dad Poem

[swanjiwi]

I love Triceratopses, they're my favorite dinosaur

So it's been hard watching Zoro kill a triceratops for the 5th or 6th time on rewatch (and then he stepped on a baby triceratops and I know he didn't mean to but still it was a cute baby and it made me sad)

#one piece #iwipiece #one piece roronoa zoro #op zoro #one piece zoro #roronoa zoro #op rewatch

[uptoolateart]

Finding a Way - Ch 14

ML Jurassic Park AU

PREVIEW:

‘Adrien, look!’

His shoulders relaxed and he looked where she was pointing. Through a parting in the foliage up ahead, there was…some kind of light. Like something was reflecting. Like….

They exchanged a look – then moved faster through the jungle, bursting out into a clearing, both of them sucking in a breath. At the centre of the clearing, maybe ten metres away, was a lake. A huge, gorgeous lake, glittering under the moonlight, bright now that the clouds had parted a little.

And spread around the edges of the lake were – were dinosaurs. At least six species gathered together to drink, even at this hour, perhaps brought out by the storm. Gallimimus. Stegosaurus. A brachiosaurus with a baby, stretching its long neck into the pool. A pair of triceratopses…and some other dinosaurs he couldn’t remember the name of.

Marinette let out a soft, contented sigh, words slipping out in a hushed voice. ‘It’s so beautiful.’

He turned his head slowly, watching her rather than the animals. The moonlight had turned her skin a bluey-white and drawn out the colour of her eyes. Her hair almost had a blueish tint, too. ‘Yes…it is.’

So, so beautiful.

Read at Ao3

#ml au #jurassic park au #camp cretaceous au #adrinette #crack treated seriously #miraculous ladybug #mlb #ml adrien #ml marinette

[brothersonahotelbed]

i never would and never will pay for ad free tumblr cause where else are you gonna see triceratopses fucking on the dashboard mid-scroll

[its-a-hare-pom-pom]

What's YOUR favourite dinosaur👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

I love a good dilophasaurus because they look just like any old dinosaur and then they get aggravated and boom they’re like an angry, loud firework with an absolutely sick hairdo. Although triceratopses are just so sweet. I know I can’t rely on Jurassic Park for all of my dinosaur facts but did you see them??? I know that one was ill but it was so chill and cute.

#answered asks #dinosaurs

[cloud-ya]

The tricera will be Mei once I get one

triceratopses are right next to ankylo spawn area! right behind the boulder that blocks the way to the entrance to desert area. I bestowed upon Storm colored allosaurus the name of Raiden Mei, and I had a chance to call a cherry colored carnotaurus Kurikara but forgot to get back to it with proper poppin and well missed the opportunity

#storm is a rare color available only for allosaurus and gallimimus. so far the only color to spawn upon specific weather (heavy rain/stormy #there are also day of week colors. cool #cloud has been asked #Paleo Pines rambling

[ixhadbadxdays]

There's an ad of triceratopses fucking on my dash wtf

#dinosaurs #tunblr