#tumblr is a hellhome

[ironwoman359]

Guys this is it

This post, the one that you are reading right now, is my 69,420th post.

Post number 69,420.

I'll just go ahead and take that trophy for "best blogger ever" now, thank you very much.

#taylor talks #tumblr things #tumblr stuff #hellsite #hellsite (affectionate) #hellsite is a hellhome #props to that poll i hadn't realized at ALL but once i saw i couldn't NOT do this #y'all are welcome

[ineffable-rohese]

It's been fun booping with you all. But now my booping time is at an end. Until the next communal silliness....

#i genuinely love tumblr dot ca #it's not a hellsite it's a hellhome #boop

[chaoticandproud]

I thought there were no heros left in this world

You kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

There are no Gods here

This is Hell's territory and I am beholden to no Gods

I have been through Hell and come out singing

God's dead and soon we will be too

God wishes he were me

You cannot kill me in a way that matters

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

Do I look like the kind of man who dies?

Take this gift, for the Gods sure won’t

Bury me shallow, I'll be back

#poetry #poem #tumblr poetry #tumblr quotes #tumblr #tumblr history #tumblr legends #shitpost #hellsite (affectionate) #hellsite #make this hellsite a hellhome #so basically i saw a post of iconic lines that read like art but are actually memes and i thought #well that really does ALMOST read like a poem #so i made it a poem #loveletter to tumblr #meme #art meme

[ace-aro-queerplatonic-positivity]

!!! tumblr now has a “randomise queue” feature

I’m in awe 🤩

#not ace #not aro #random #rambling #tumblr beloved #tumblr how to #i love tumblr #hellsite is a hellhome #beloved hellsite

[floating-in-the-blue]

Please be more careful about accidentally stealing tags, especially on reblogging original art posts!

I know tumblr is a trashfire and there's issues with the app and accidental tag stealing. I operate on a 'good faith' interpretation system. But while copied tags are vaguely weird when it's 'normal' tags, annoying when it's very personal tags, hilarious when it's a personal tagging system suddenly appearing on a different blog, it's just plain wrong when you reblog original art from the op and tags like 'my art' or 'I drew a thing' are copied over!

Sure, every dolt with half a brain will probably be able to figure out it wasn't your original art if you reblogged it but as we all know, this site unfortunately has too many dolts with less brain than that.

(edit: I've been informed that the iOS glitch means you can't see if the tags get copied before you hit reblog, which sucks majorly. But if you use that app, maybe just form a habit of checking your blog every now and then to see if anything got copied over you didn't want to get copied or give blanket permission to people to point those posts out for you)

So.

Please be vigilant to NOT EVER copy tags like 'my art,' 'my writing' etc.

#please spread like wildfire #tumblr #how to tumble #hellhome #only on tumblr #reblogging etiquette #tumblr etiquette #I don't really produce a lot of original content these days but I've seen it happen too often lately #artists need you to reblog their art #they don't need you to (accidentally) pretend they made that art #I ought to blaze this but I'm too tired to figure out paying stuff #so please just reblog the hell out of it #break my notes #(try not to steal the tags in the process ... I won't mind but it'll just make you look weird)

[agendergenderqueermasculenbyguy]

So I missed a few weeks months of the tumblr ecosystem

Can someone point me towards the origin of the tumblr textpost meme “[thing] feels homophobic”?

Because the meme is dope but I would like a crumb of context please

#feels homophobic #meme #tumblr text post #tumblr text meme #tumblr meme #meme culture #tumblr culture #tumblr-cultured #beloved hellsite #hellsite is a hellhome

[crows-and-cookies]

You good, tumblr? You need some water?

I could scroll like that too. I like to think it’s a new feature

#tumblr #hellsite #this hellsite is a hellhome ❤️ #webbed site

[pretentiousbrownie]

tumblr is healing :3

#tumblr is healing #nature is healing #hellsite #hellsite is a hellhome #staff

[dgxehg0ek]

4 5 1 7 8 9 2 6 3 0

#natalie wood #hellsite is a hellhome #the black rider #fantasio #chosoyuki #link in bio #helpmefuckmywife tumblr #kanata shinkai #thawilsonblock magazine #majima goro

[musingsofmyown]

Now I have a badge for being online all. the. time.

#5000 likes #tumblr milestone #<- how is this a milstone #this is a badge of shame #Jk jk #I love it here #this may be a hellsite #but we make it a hellhome

[thesunoficarus1]

people who hate on tumblr have clearly never felt the rush of joy when a post gets over 5 notes

#its not a hellsite its a hellhome! #tumblr #text

[demented-trashcan]

I was listening to the "We Didn't Start the Fire" remake and I thought what if we made a Tumblr version?

Like, we've got enough events for it. From stealing the president's shoelaces to Superwholock.

We can do this!

#tumblr stuff #hellsite (affectionate) #hellsite is a hellhome #hellsite things #hellsite my beloved

[capthowzer]

do you ever get on the book of faces once in a blue moon and try to share something by holding the button to swipe and "reblog" like a dumbass

#cause I sure as fuck do lmao #hellsite for the win #Tumblr #this isn't a hellsite it's a hellhome

[floating-in-the-blue]

shout-out for original posts and original tags on here because they're a clear indicator of "oh yeah, I've been here before" while seeing the same gifset with the same generic tags on my dash three times is not.

#not dragging people using generic tags btw #just dragging my very bad memory #and sometimes those original posts/tags are just a beacon of light #when I'm too caught up in trying to catch up #tumblr #tumblrfloat #hellhome

[single-use-ship-of-theseus]

10000 posts!

#10000 posts #tumblr milestone #Congratulations to me #posts by me #I sure have made this hellsite a hellhome

[revenantghost]

I have never followed a company or corporation in my life but I logged onto Twitter just to follow the official Tumblr account because this shit is hilarious

#Listen this hellsite is my hellhome #As the saying goes #I just don't like seeing ads more than I have to tbh #But Tumblr?! #They are dancing in the flames and goddamn if I'm not gonna watch #Yadda yadda