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inked-up-gentleman · 3 months
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*sees a tatted-up biker, gym rat, who's an adrenaline-addicted veteran lacking a concern for his safety, top comfortable with isolation, has a God complex with the hopes of going out in combat while heavily outnumbered, but a heavy need to fulfill the absolute filthiest sexual fantasies*
Tumblr girlies: "He's perfect 🥰"
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I love how I can post anything on this website and someone can rewire it back to arson
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darby-derby · 3 months
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Seeing some absolutely fucking WILD take in your following category and going “when and why did I follow you???” Only to see that they posted a jojo drawing a year ago and my following frenzy has led me to witness the most casual racism and/or enabling of terrible people with 0 warning.
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emjayeingray · 5 months
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Just me and my mutuals, reblogging each others shit and never speaking.
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songofthesuns · 3 months
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tumblr notifs calling somebody my crush is actually so funny
"songofthesuns, looks like your crush ____ just posted" 😭 like yesss im madly in love with my mutuals
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auberginebear · 8 months
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Oh yeah it's totally just normal to randomly diagnose internet strangers with autism and then use autism as a shield to defend them from mild criticism. Fucking kill yourself, ableist scumbag.
Is this because of the (badly done) AITA cake poll or something else, cause if it's the former, I never mentioned autism in my comment whatsoever, and calling some of those comments and reblogs 'mild criticsm' when there are people calling him abusive for being disappointed she didn't make what he requested to her inquiry, you're even more off the mark than accusing me of something I never fucking said.
In fact, here's what I wrote verbatim:
I'm really confused by so many people's responses here. GF offers to make OP a cake for his birthday, he tell her exactly what he wants, she doesn't make that, and when he tells her his disappointed it wasn't what he requested, she blames him for upsetting her. The only thing he did wrong was not eat the part of the cake he didn't like, because unless allergic, that's just rude even if it wasn't what was requested. But in no way is the OP wrong here.
And why I call the poll 'badly done', the 3 options were not in line with AITA on top of showing a bias towards him being the AH, with 2 yes and 1 wrong, instead of the usual NTA/YTA/ESH/NAH. While I didn't in my response, if I had to follow the AITA format, I would have given this an ESH and not included that last sentence that OP did nothing wrong, because being rude isn't OK.
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ever see a blog on your dash and go holy SHIT you still exist??
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aroaceofcards · 1 year
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Some would say I’m a raccoon
I have been accused of committing crimes, I am Queer coded, and I get very excited about the prospect of rifling through someone else’s garbage
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jellyjumpingfish · 1 year
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You know, my friend and I’s conversations tend to end up on Octonauts one way or another if we talk for long enough
I didn’t expect rewatching the show after all these years to be so entertaining
And I certainly didn’t expect the fandom to be alive and well
Let alone exist
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boarjamen · 7 months
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Wtf is the correlation here
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zeroducks-2 · 10 months
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Saw a post which went like. "It's okay if you shoplift but you gotta do it properly!" *cue a picture of a broken chicken breast thingy with a piece of chicken lying on the shelf* "If you do this you're disgusting! Take the whole goddamn box!"
Was sure it was ironic, then realized OP actually meant it. Ayo sorry I didn't manage to fit a 2kg chicken breast box up my ass I guess, I am indeed starving but I will be decent about it next time.
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anti-humorboy · 1 year
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hi people if u support tumblr user butchzombie block me !!! they got super mad at my bf for saying whizzer is a cat and LITERALLY BLOCKED THEM LMAOOOOOO 
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lagt-duck · 9 months
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HOLY SHIT I HAVE 700 FOLLOWERS?
Where do you guys come from?
am I famous?
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absolute-hooligan · 1 year
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One of my favorite things about posting here is that I will most likely never see my post again. And I don’t mean that in a popularity sense, I just mean that it’s out of my hands.
That fucker is gone with the wind now. I threw a random string of words into an incredibly cursed abandoned well. Then I wait for the words to be fired back at me (after I’ve long forgotten it, aka, an actual minute later) with far funnier tags.
I think that’s beautiful.
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alartsandstuff · 10 months
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I really can't explain the Happiness I get from having nine (9) followers here that I just don't get from any other social media Lol.
I feel somewhat famous, and I love watching people liking or rb My stuff, I get SO happy just from the notes getting to like 4.
Anyway, I love You all, thank u to My nine (9) followers I love u dearly and I hope You see this, You can ask if You want me to draw something specific and I'll try 'cause I'm really happy I have You! Thank You!
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