#unimpressiveness

[mooshroomterrarium]

r/malelivingspace post from etho about his ex-wife moving in with him in his roofless gravel shack. not a complete thought but do you see my vision

#asking for redecorating advice bc she seems unimpressed. rejects anyone suggesting the number of beds is the problem #secret life spoilers #secret life #cletho #mouseposting

[deadsetobsessions]

Danny no longer has a haunt. So… he decides to find another one. And while he technically has a whole world (other dimensions aren’t an option because he’s going to stay near where Jazz’s grave is, damn it) there’s only a couple of other places with enough ambient ectoplasm to sustain him. Nanda Parbat, Tokyo, and Gotham.

Nanda Parbat had a weird old musty immortal that kept trying to summon him and exchange power for the ability to “take a worthy body and rain as much destruction” as he’d like. As if Danny would need a body to bring the world to its knees.

Tokyo… it’s too far from Jazz’s grave. He could ask Wulf or even open his own portal but when Danny tried it out, Tokyo was too peaceful. Obviously there’s crime, but nothing… nothing big like Danny’s used to.

Danny ends up picking Gotham, even if the sewer zombies and the weird group of rich fruit loops with an adoption problem creeps him out. So, he destroys the portal, packs up his parents’ house and sells it, and hauls ass to the cesspool calling his name. His family’s stuff is stored respectfully in a vault located on the deepest parts of his personal haunt in the Infinite Realms.

And honestly, he’s doing better. Sure, he’s got a shitty apartment near another revenant’s almost-haunt and he feels like he’s drowning all of the time, but Danny isn’t in danger of turning into Dan, he’s catching up on royal paperwork, and he’s got like a job as a barista. In his own coffee shop that paid for using his parent’s money (who, despite their hazardous everything, made a crap ton of money off of their more normal inventions).

Gotham’s got some pretty interesting local gangs, most of which respected the sanctity of Danny’s cafe. Sure, they tried blowing it up and tried extorting money from him in the form of “protection costs” but after three months of failure, they gave up.

(Really, the local gangs gave up when they saw him take three shotgun shells to the chest and continued to work.) (They didn’t know it never hit him. Intangibility is extremely useful.)

The Rogues, on the other hand, just gave Danny flashbacks. Their gimmicks are different, sure, but after years of Box Ghost, Skuller, Lunch Lady, etc., Danny’s more than done with costumed villains. They don’t bother him either. Some of the reason is probably due to Harley and Ivy, who had walked into the cafe and (because they were bruised and scratched up from a fight) triggered Danny’s mother hen tendencies. They were promptly fed and watered and caffeinated and their hyenas were also similarly taken care of. They declared the cafe under their protection and that was that.

Red Hood stops by, and begins to interrogate him. But when Danny met his… helmet eyes? The crime lord paused, paid for his coffee, and sat in a corner table of the cafe for the rest of the day.

And he kept coming back?

But Danny figures it’s because Hood was a revenant and people who had come close to death tends to feel more comfortable around him.

(Considering this is Gotham where people almost die every other day? Yeah, he’s pretty much friends with everyone. Or at least, less likely to get shot.)

(Hood does stay because of the King’s presence and the Pit calming itself, but also Danny’s hot and he’s got a sleeper build and Hood definitely did not imagine himself in the place of the heavy box he saw Danny lift effortlessly onto a table. No.)

But of course, the peace couldn’t last forever. But by then, Danny was so antsy, he welcomed the trouble with open arms.

It starts with a clown. Danny knows who he is. He knows who Danny is.

So, Danny has no idea why the clown thought it would be a good idea to aggravate the owner of Gotham’s official neutral grounds. See, Clovkwork? Danny’s learned how to gauge his own political importance!

“HAHAHAHAHA! COME OUT, DANNY-BOY! LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!”

Danny comes out and grabs a chair, and with a flat expression, says, “you’re not funny and I hate clowns.”

And then he swings and slams the chair into the Joker’s face. Over and over again until Danny’s sure the clown won’t get back up. The thing about Gotham’s outdoor chairs is that they’re mad out of steel and are bolted down to the ground to prevent undedicated thieves (dedicated thieves can and will steal the bolted down steel chairs). The Joker’s hired muscle just watched this scrawny twenty-something year old yank the steel chair and take some of the fucking ground and the bolts with it and beat the fuck out of their boss who is the literal Joker.

They surrender on the spot and is taken to jail. Danny just smiles at the officers who come by and since he’s got pretty privilege and they don’t want to mess with the guy who, again, owns one of Gotham’s official neutral ground and also beat up Joker without breaking a sweat, the officers just lets him go with a warning.

And then the bats comes, and wow, Danny’s playing mentor to a formally dead person again!

But before that, the Red Hood asks for an autograph on the Gotham Gazette article with a picture of a tired Danny standing over Joker’s prone body. Then Hood stammers through asking Danny out (which Danny said yes to because he’s tired, not blind, and Hood is built like a brick house and HOT).

Batman interrogates him. Danny, who can tell that this man needs therapy and is Sad TM, tells Bats that Danny’s died before and that’s why he’s like this. He also calls Batman a furry, but like in a nice way. And then he kicks Batman out with a coffee and a file on Nanda Parbat.

Now, Danny’s got a date to prepare for and he realizes that maybe this is what Jazz wanted for him- to be happy and mostly safe and happy. (Or, happier, he thinks. It’s been a long time since he’s been truly happy, but this might be a good start)

#bamf danny phantom #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #Jason takes him to a library and they pick out books for each other #Danny asks him on a second date and they talk about the book over coffee #and then they watch the stars (Danny uses his ghost powers to clear a patch of sky) #but Danny just kind of watches Jason’s face and goes yeah this is just as good #Danny dngasf #Danny will throw hands with a clown #Danny thinks the Gotham Rogues are kinda cute #with their gimmicks #unimpressed bc they’re kind of obvious #and he’s seen worse and better #danny is Gotham’s Mom Friend

[youcanthandelthetruth]

Common interior design mistakes: having a crummy house. Try having high ceilings with big windows, this will make your space feel airy amd inviting! Lots of extra rooms give you places to store things and reduce clutter in your living space. Consider having a view of the city skyline or perhaps the ocean, this will give your home a peaceful and sophisticated mood. Easy tips that anyone can follow!

#sorry but every time i see a comparison and its unimpressive house vs literal beach villa... #there is a reason one looks nicer. i dont think personal taste is actually making the biggest difference here.

[tnjgmh2je]

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#kilovar #vaporishness #Hildie #qtd #single-speech #CIF #heterostrophous #poisonings #sun-paled #ferroprint #hyalite #scoparin #isidioid #rabbonim #militarisation #unimpressiveness #mineralogies #federarie #concealingly #acara

[gehxswuek4i]

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#knackiest #euphemiser #Sutu #Non-uralian #kilovar #vaporishness #Hildie #qtd #single-speech #CIF #heterostrophous #poisonings #sun-paled #ferroprint #hyalite #scoparin #isidioid #rabbonim #militarisation #unimpressiveness

[meggsssart]

I’m guessing this has been done already but they are on my mind A LOT

#Roy has gotten himself into trouble #Riza is super unimpressed at having to get him out of it #that or the anti-fraternisation laws have caught up with them #roy mustang #riza hawkeye #Royai #fullmetal alchemist #my art #meme #Barbie movie #barbie meme

[formulaonedirection]

Pre-season press conference, Bahrain 2024

#we had to make do with the shitty AI limitations but these picture HAD to be edited #it's giving unimpressed greek god about to cause trouble #lando norris #nadia's things #oh and not forgetting #lbfitwn

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

#good omens #gos2 #season 2 #s2 teaser #clue #find the difference #unimpressed excited meme #good omens memes #jokes

[javelinbk]

Paul McCartney listening to his transistor radio in New York, 9th February 1964

#don’t ask me why he’s doing a yorkshire accent for I do not know #john looking completely unimpressed in the background #don’t listen to him transistor sister #he’s clearly a gramophone granny #paul mccartney #john lennon #the beatles #the first u.s. visit #february 1964 #javelin’s gifs #javelin’s gifs: 1964 #it was sixty years ago today

[decepti-thots]

remember when shockwave was like 'god your murdersona is so fucking cringe. i'm not calling you that damus' god bless

#i genuinely kinda wish we'd seen more of these two interact post-reveal even as i KNOW there is NOWHERE for it to be #on the basis that the idea of shockwave being SO unimpressed with tarn's act as an actual murderous stone cold bastard supervillain #is deeply fucking funny #idw #tarn #shockwave

[andr0nap]

various centaur au doodles :)

#trigun stampede #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #meryl stryfe #vashwood #centaur au #centaur #andr0art #meryl is very stanced #nick is very unimpressed #vash is very worried they will start fighting #also vash being a hat thief #with his funky not-a-horse anatomy in motion #and an unnamed vashwood baby of unspecified origin #post canon vash in his single dad era :( #excuse me while i explode

[morganbritton132]

After David tells him that his ex has arrived for Career Day and it’s not even the Wheeler that he asked for, Steve marches over to Mike like, “What are you doing here?”

Wow, David thinks to himself. He’s been told that Steve has some problems with his memory - apparently he compensated for it with a truly insane online calendar - but he didn’t expect him to forget about a whole human being. Just, wow.

Steve loudly tells Mike that he’s never had a real job and Mike scoffs at him and tells him that he wrote for a comic book website for three years. Journalism is just writing with a fancy degree. Will and Mike created a comic book together so, “I’m published.”

“Robin is published,” Steve stresses (Steve’s best friend, David knows that one). “If that was the only qualification I wanted than I would’ve asked Robin to come.”

They start squabbling again in whispered voices so David turns to Dustin and tries to alleviate some of the awkwardness with, “Steve, uh, really has a type, huh?”

Dustin squints at him, “Did you just meet him? Today?”

#Steve didn’t even register that he should be grossed out that someone accused him of dating a literal (in Steve’s eyes) child #I just decided in this post that Mike is a freelance writer #Steve does respect Mike’s work and buys all the magazines that he’s had short stories published in #but he was definitely planning on BSing to the kids about journalism and also Steve just likes to give him shit #Mike wrote the comic and Will illustrated it. It was about Bob #David is trying his goddamn best but Steve did not give him a lot to work with. Dustin is unimpressed #Also for the record: Steve did ask Robin. She was busy #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington

[midnight-moth]

THEY WERE HOLDING OUT ON US! THERE WERE MORE PUPPY PICTURES. Credit to the lovely motley zoo animal rescue IG who really just blessed us all. Also I hope A Nameless Ghoul is getting all the treats and cuddles and partying with Satan right now 😭😭

#I have to go hide in the closet and cry from overwhelming cute #CMLS looks so unimpressed with Phantom #she’s like what the god damn fucking hell I need a nap #I’m going to puke on this motherfucker in lkke 3 seconds #sorry Phantom #she loves Dew more #I know both of their sets of goggles are fogged with tears #nameless ghouls #the band ghost #dewdrop ghoul #phantom ghoul #aeon ghoul

[fumifooms]

Holy crap Fujimoto is godly for this

The way there is so much emotion? In Chainsaw Man’s nonexistent face? This is a feat of excellent paneling and mood building AND HOLY CRAP

Wanting to save Asa is making Denji talk about his feelings?? Denji who just before cut up his brain and uses deflection and distraction as coping mechanisms and is like so emotionally unaware suddenly feels comfortable enough to share about his shitty life and his world outlook and his own coping mechanisms through talking about animals and stuff??! Oh my god

They are connecting and it’s so touching

#chainsaw man #csm manga spoilers #denji #asa mitaka #asaden #csm chapter 127 #csm part 2 #ok but I think Asa is special to him lowkey #Like maybe her being as unimpressed and rude to Ddnji might even have helped because like there’s no pretense of being great left for him #to perform? #idk idk guys I love them sm 😭 #DOGS! DOGS! CATS! #the way this chapter is both so heartwarming and crushingly angsty??

[lost-in-azalea-forest]

sometimes i think "nah, i'm not THAT obsessed with f/o" and then i see f/o and sdjdkcjkcjckdhfk 💝💓💝💕💖💓💘💖💟💓💝💓💕💘

#first was watching op now hy.pmic guys its too much for my heart XD #i see them for one second and i need to pause video and hide my face #no but i am screenshoting almost every moment of r.osho being on screen #i have growing collection of my bf being very unimpressed i love him sm hes so cute and handsome and sweet and pretty #fuck i want to cry i love him sm #why am i always descending further and further into madness in tags

[zoe-oneesama]

Sir, you are interrupting our BRONESS!

Episode 46 Part 10

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#unimpressed to say the least #scarlet lady #scarlet lady au #scarlet lady comic #party crasher #wayhem #episode 46 part 10