#unless you want it to 😏

[raerodart]

Uhhh, have this headcanon/theory thing I came up with on the spot to hold you by

#art by rae #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #miss delight #dr. white #poppy playtime au #ipad pro #autodesk sketchbook #wip art #don’t look at me i am cringe #also no this is not a shipping thing #unless you want it to 😏

[puppydoggraham]

Going with the sex in Hannibal being symbolic, the arrest is actually symbolic of Hannibal submitting to Will because he’s on his knees and completely surrendering control (which he does so because of Will). In this essay I will-

#hannibal #hannigram #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #giggling n shit #don’t take this too seriously #(unless you want to them heyyyyy😏) #pushing the sub Hannibal agenda #don’t get into sub Hannibal the brainrot is extremely real

[meirimerens]

Ok you want a brown haired woman with thick eyebrows and a tendency to go feral, but what do you offer to the ladies???

i look like this

very cute. i am able to drive car on small winding roads which will put any passenger to sleep, ideal if you have insomnia. i am able to follow recipe out of the "accidental poisoning" area. i know hundreds of horse breeds names. women flock to my shoulder massages. i am low-maintenance, chipped and vaccinated, and my handlers believe i will do great in a forever home in which i'll be able to slowly come out of my shell at my own pace.

#jesting. unless. #laydeys...😏 #all in good fun + i jest of course. havent fully exited the witch's spell one of my classmate put me under #you know how it is with quirky women.. they drive you kinda crazy (voice of a guy who wrote her best stuff when madly and utterly in love #with this girl) you know how it is. the sorceress... #ring ring (answers) #anonymous #giggling. “[i] want” girl ill take the love that goddess puts on my path as i meet it

[spacedlexi]

hey! i know you make violentine art (don’t get me wrong i LIVE for it.) but id love to see some clouis in your style! i feel like the way you draw clem and however you’ll draw louis will go really well together! <3

if you want like Actual clouis youll have to pay me for it im sorry,, i like drawing them being best friends but nothing more 😔

#even tho i think theyre an unbreakable trio i still just personally see clem as being so In Love with violet just like big ass heart eyes #like.. she loves louis... but shes In love with violet.. ya know? #either way the 3 of them are inseparable regardless and i do love drawing them all together even tho i like never post it #the only clouis i ever think about is part of my messy messy modern au :) but i keep it to myself. i want to avoid fandom frustrations #people on the internet will yell at you instead of blocking something they dont want to see and moving on and i cant be assed #but i Have been thinking about it a lot more lately for some reason 😏 its the only way i can really explore vinerva too #so unless thats something you want to see you probably wont see it at all #i Do want to draw louis some more just like in general i have a few wips with him atm but just like.. no time for anything more than doodle #replies with lexi #incognito

[hailsatanacab]

oh i'd boop you in person alright, babe

#boop #the original boop #although i gotta admit - these tubes are more of a bonk to me #..... unless you want to bonk in person 😏😏

[dankovskaya]

Yeah the idea of Leon being "in love" with like. His idea of who Ada is based on a couple very specific encounters wherein basically all of Ada's interactions with him are highly controlled and strategic and often catered to whatever she believes will most effectively get what she wants out of him is weird and definitely makes him seem like a moron at best and some kind of creep at worst. But he does definitely have residual attachment towards her largely as a consequence of that one night in Raccoon City and I think the most flattering way to interpret it would be that he is fully conscious and aware of the fact that absolutely nothing that Ada has ever shown him of herself is the real Ada but he can't kick the part of him that really really wants to see even a glimpse of what is under that mask.

Vaguely romantically intentioned or otherwise I think Leon just desperately wants to feel like the mutual surface level familiarity or recognition they develop over a series of semi-coincidental high-stress encounters is even remotely balanced bc even with his sarcastic and dry defensive exterior she can still practically read his mind at a glance while he never gets to see so much as a crack in her persona and doesn't even know her real name 😭

And like I don't think he actually EXPECTS to get what he wants especially by the end of re4 reunion but I think there is this like. One sided tension and maybe even grief on his part over the fact that he's probably never going to get to know who she ACTUALLY is even though she was so integral to the most formative event of his entire life mixed with the weird residual emotions he feels for spending half a decade thinking he practically killed her and all of this is in conflict with his also very real resentfulness of the way she has treated him and lied to him and distrust of her profoundly unclear motivations etc. When people say Leon is "obsessed" with Ada I don't think that's really accurate but I DO think he can't let himself think about her too often or he'll drive himself crazy wondering who the hell she is.

And of course another major reason he wants so badly to know something genuine about her is because he is so desperate for her to give him a solid reason to trust her. Which Ada naturally does not give a shit about because whether or not he trusts her fundamentally and no matter how much he might bark about it he's still gonna act like her dog when she's around cause he's still repaying his "debt" 😭 (And it's also interesting I guess to see how that changes over time i.e. by the time of like, re6, which is essentially "Ada gets framed" the game, Leon really doesn't really have any reservations about defending her and he's pretty firm in his resolution to do so. Which again you can interpret as him being a moron with a residual crush on her exterior, or you can interpret as him no longer really giving a shit about Quote Unquote Moral Concerns and playing by personal compulsive raccoon city loyalty rules 😭)

Also, in a similar vein to that, with his own presumably quite lonely and isolated and inherently dehumanizing life as a secret agent guy, he probably views Ada as the only person "in his life" who might be able to relate to him without being (in a sympathetic interpretation of Leon's perspective of his job) tainted by the same institution that has quite literally stolen his life from him. So again, it all ties back to him knowing that he doesn't know her, but wishing that he did. (I think I recall @theonlyadawong making a post interpreting that "night" they left off on referenced in damnation [which is clearly intended to be sexual😭] actually just being one long conversation wherein Leon gets to ask some of the many, many questions he's always had about her and Ada decides how much if it all she's willing to answer them and maybe asks a few in turn, and I'm just obsessed with the idea of that. Instantly incorporated into the worldview.)

All of this is to say I enjoy Aeon from a 99% one sided vaguely-slightly but not inherently romantic longing perspective but if they ever did become something explicitly romantic it would only possibly make sense to me if it was when Ada's whole...everything straight up stops working on Leon. It would have to be at a point where Leon has finally truly put her (and therefore Raccoon City by association) behind him, when he really stops reacting exactly as she expects him to, when he's actually capable of surprising her, and when he can meet her unexpected appearances with genuine indifference (all of which personally I don't think even could happen until he truly gets to make decisions about his own life again😭.) He's still Leon, he'd still help her if she was in trouble, but he's not gonna linger on it. I think only then could Leon possibly genuinely pique her interest as someone on equal standing and therefore open the door to her being even slightly inclined to share a hint of vulnerability with him and maybe actually eventually consider him a friend etc. I think knowing that he truly isn't looking at "Ada" when he looks at her would be absolutely necessary from her perspective. And this is why they kind of rule in re4make because it's absolutely the closest Leon has ever been to rejecting the dynamic that their (very meager and limited and mostly Leon-imagined) relationship was built on.

#TL;DR Aeon can't actually be real until Leon gets the fuck over her but I don't even necessarily want that because #the appeal to me is that Leon Can't completely get over the weird emotions he has surrounding her and suffers for it meanwhile Leon isn't #even a blip on her radar unless he happens to pop up on the chessboard immediately in front of her. Maybe once in a blue moon she sees or #hears something that reminds her of Leon Behavior and finds it amusing but she's definitely not losing #sleep over him the way that he absolutely has over her. #re #leon s kennedy #ada wong #aeon #<= yeah you could say idgaf 😏

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Talking out loud to myself about how I would explain how Crowley's death was such an abysmal slap in the face to Mark Sheppard after ALL he's done to make Crowley a believablebcharacter despite his plotline genuinely making no sense at all. And the phrase: "the character he was closest to - Dean; they literally had orgies together-" just came out of my mouth. The canon of this show. Shfhshfhsbfbd.

#they made the man say 'putrid skanger' as an insult and he made it sound natural!!! #they had him say 'I'm going for a piss. unless you want to come and cross the streams 😏' as malicious flirting #they made him LICK THE FLOOR. #and they cut his death speach #and his stupid out of character sacrifice didn't even fucking WORK!!+ #THOSE BASTARDS

[starboys-things]

looking for someone to play imessage games with 🙏

the one friend i had who did play got an android 🙄

you’ll get my love, i’ll always annoy you, and we will constantly play games or well at least me sending a bunch of

#imessage games #i’ll give you head? 😏 #jk jk... unless? #i’ll beg? #or whatever you want😭 #pretty please? #starboy’s post ✨

[honnelander]

Okay friend so every freaking thing I listen to and take in is going through this taz/Sanji mental filter. So I was listening to this

https://youtu.be/vSA4kcYfxrk?si=nDV09OnRChxV8unl

(don't @ me, im old)

But like, human!lady and the tramp

Hear me out, tramp is Sanji (or taz) who works in the restaurant kitchen so he can eat, and falls in love with Lady (maybe a regular that comes in? Is she on failed dates in his restaurant? Is she ordering take out every night? We don't know) BUT

the spaghetti and meatballs scene but it's after banter and an established friendship, and he convinces her to stay after the restaurant closes so she can try his spaghetti and meatballs (YES FOOD, people smh)

And that's as much imagination as I got tonight. Thanks for listening to my Ted talk

tabsssss oh my GOD 😫😫💖💖 it just makes SENSE 🤭🤭 what a WONDERFUL and AMAZING idea 😩😭 it’s so cute! (I also just constantly think of sanji/Taz in my everyday normal activities 🥲)

but a Lady and the tramp! AU?! I can literally envision it all in my mind! 🫣

#I want to write it SO badly!! 😫😫 #everyone has such amazing ideas! #but there’s not enough time in the day to get it all done quickly #I’m def saving this for later tho! #unless you write it first 😏 #asks #ideas

[mwagneto]

every year around october-december my parents and i play this unspoken game called "who is going to crack first" in which we refuse to turn the heating on until someone finally gives in and asks for it to be turned on which is made even more exciting this year by the fact that roughly one minute of heating costs more than the entire house. mid november going strong and im fine so far and so is my mum but i think my father is starting to get desperate. he says he's fine but my room is the coldest in the entire house while his is the warmest (just a case of awful vs good insulation lol) but he keeps saying shit like if you want the heating on just ask !! ill turn it on the minute you ask me to !!!!!!!!! nice try old man. admit you're cold even in your nice warm room or we're all going to freeze. i refuse to lose

#also im unironically not cold it's like 5-8°c in my room rn but i still sleep in shorts and a shirt #i had to start wearing socks tho coz my circulation is awful so my toes would literally fall off if i didnt #i have some unspecified thing that makes it near impossible for my body to get rid of heat (i barely ever sweat either) so i #literally never get cold unless i like stand outside in -20 and get blasted by winds for an hour #i can lower it with like cold showers Sometimes but it's really coming in handy rn #it's literally hell when i go anywhere tho coz all the public transports and buildings have the heating on #so im just suffering. until i get home to my epic cold room #barking #EDIT LMFAOOO HE ASKED ME AGAIN LITERALLY AS I WAS MID TYPING THIS #what's wrong? are you cold? 😏 too bad. #at this point even if i start getting cold im not gonna admit it to him coz i want him to be the one to give in

[glutenfree-rootbeer]

Im not trying to relationship you 😒

Im just trying to have a good time and go do things together and bake silly things together and be literally inseparable and cute and put all my extra attention on you. And then sometimes my husband is included

Its different 🙄

#like sister wives but definitely not related at all and but you get to do whatever you want because i dont control you #unless 😏 #lol #shitpost #move along nothing to see here

[decaying-c0rpse]

android quality aside look at this shitty and very much tacky stick and poke before i go out

#one (1) like and ill write something even cringier in between. like vampires will never hurt you or smth. #no jk..... unless 😏 #idk its just. so empty compared to the other two i have there. plus its huge. idk why i made it so big #idk why i did it to begin with i hate all my tattoos cause theyre all stick and pokes and shit But i also dont give a fuck so. eh #ill get actual tattoos on my upper body. tho my left arm is also ruined by stick and pokes. #in my defense i only did them on the arm i want blacked out so eh. also i thought i was going to kill m-

[coloradocharmiegirl]

I never write to you but I'm ALWAYS waiting for updates on new chapters of Rescue Me. My friend and I always immediately inform eachother when any new chapter appears on AO3 - and then we both find the first available moment to go read it and then discuss it afterwards. Thank you for your writing, it makes many people's day!

Oh my 😭

You have no way of knowing this, but this comment hit me in the very best way.

When I first discovered fic a couple of years ago, @littlesistercharlie and I would do the same thing. Like a book club, but with fic!

The thought of you doing the same but eagerly awaiting my story has me alternating between giddy and near tears. So thank you.

And @littlesistercharlie and I still do kind of the same thing too, but it's in the context of xem beta-reading what I've written and then hashing out concerns or insecurities I have, or having deeper discussions about these boys and who they are or what they're thinking/feeling (like Rescue Me Armie and Timmy are actual people that exist instead of living only in their AU world ❤)

💚💙 CCG

#feel free to write me anytime #or message me! #I don't bite #unless you want me to 😏😂 #but probably not even then

[korn-y-copia]

“No matter how hard I Cirice myself, it will never be as good as being Cirice’d by someone else”

Context: I’m trying to learn ‘Cirice’ on the piano. My sister pointed out that I could then, theoretically, ‘Cirice’ myself. No, this is not a euphemism for fuc-

#king unless you want it to be #I mean in that case…then Copia plz ‘Cirice’ me 😏 #oh look I’ve met my degeneracy quota for the day #ghost #the band ghost

[machinavillage]

literally dont care about any surgeries right now. might never. dont even care about passing a lot of the time. dont care that the most consistent way i get gendered is people expressing outward confusion and "sir.., mam"'ing me. dont care about my hairline. but being 5'6"??? forever? its fucked up what the fuck is wrong with this world where's the TALL surgery? where can i get spine elongation surgery. what do i have to do.

#and you just GET SHORTER from here on out. i will only get shorter not taller fuck you #do not recommend platform shoes to me its fake i take the shoes off and im still short it would make me feel worse #just have to accept my fate. i guess. unless someone wants to give me their vertebrae 😏

[givemethaturl]

To the random men following me after liking all my selfies:

I am a gremlin at best in all things other than looks. There is no content here for your benefit, thus I highly suggest unfollowing me. Should you choose not to heed my warning, expect incessant postings about big-dicked, winged, fairy men to leave your feed in ruin.

#acotar #that is basically the main thing I blog about #and I won’t respond to random messages so… #you probably don’t want to follow me #I post incredibly safe for work selfies like maybe once a week unless I’m having a good time #so there is zero benefit for you truly #I am not appealing to the male gaze #and that’s how I like it #unless said male gaze will let me peg them #in which case climb aboard #😏