#ur a fucking sweetheart

[feymaid]

Alicent’s rude ass kids plus Helaena 🐞💚

#I still stand by the freckles #heleana ur my girl!!! my sweetheart!!! #she should have married jace 😭 #aemond I love u still despite the blatant red flags #fuck aegon all my homies hate aegon! #aemond targaryen #helaena targaryen #aegon targaryen #house of the dragon #asoiaf #my art #not my ocs #game of thrones

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-

#ok im actually full on watching one piece after being absolutely obsessed with sanji for 10 years despite not actually watching the show #and i was very afraid that it was gonna make me hate him but i mean 60 eps in and im just like. lmao look at this dork ass loser #hes a sweetheart but also i wanna hold his head underwater. so it goes. also absolutely obsessed with the concept of fish Biologist sanji #in a way that is completely unhinged. like am i gonna have to write a fic abt sanji waxing I poetic abt evolution and physiology? #bc i dont think anyone else is gonna do it for me 😭 #im afraid its only gonna get worse. the characterization of sanji. its so sad when ur number 1 bby girl is thr fucking worst #sanji #one piece

[frankiescatts]

i really do love spottedmouse i think there’s a certain french I don’t know about the way ur like yeah pretty sad stuff! but ur gearing up for the classic happy ending that every warrior cat gets when they have the starclan death reunion, same old same old, and then u remember that spottedmouse is 500000000x more fucked up and evil than every other romance because spottedleafs ghost gets forever dead like ten minutes before mousefur dies and joins starclan. it’s like a black comedy it’s so twisted. shakespeare is throwing up with jealousy

#spottedmouse #no happy endings in this town! #I went to the school of revolutionary girl utena and I like my yuri with a heaping dose of doomed by the plot #I think just the most fascinating thing about it is like. was it ever going to work out actually? if spottedleaf had lived? I think not #I think she’d eventually choose starclan she’s a pious lady #I think that their romance was rlly more of a first love thing #and spottedleaf being murdered during it froze it in time for mousefur #much in the same way silverstream and greystripe were kind of high school sweetheart first loves #but when ur first love dies they’re ur First Great Love forever and u get to pretend it would’ve been everything #mousefur attended the school of thinking spottedleafs death was punishment from starclan 4 codebreaking #so that fucked her up even worse!

[katasstrophy]

*shakes you* i just thought of something and you and @itoshi-s are going to suffer with me🤕(read devils night guys it’s so hot)

bad boy! rin being sent to clean up his act at a private university for the esteemed to make sure the itoshi family name is no longer being tarnished but his parents naive thoughts of sending their youngest son to a boarding school and hope he magically turns into an angel that’s fit for his arranged marriage with a nuisance who’s after his money is ridiculous. rin isn’t bound to a single rule and does what he pleases as he walks the halls of the posh boarding school, giving the founding headmaster’s valued portrait the finger.

here comes you, who thrives off of academic validation who’s not afraid to keep her sharp tongue to herself. the youngest son of itoshi is here? scoff. he’s nothing but a jerk decorated in unbuttoned blazers and popped up collars with his fathers name to hide behind his acts of clownery. you don’t miss a chance to say it to the taller male’s face, his eyes practically boring holes into your own as if to memorize your look of annoyance at him. rin likes challenges but he thinks he’s going to love this one. he’ll make sure by the end of the school year he’ll have you on your knees, bowing in forgiveness, he says that you with a glare to make babies cry. with his thoughts rushing on how to make you beg for mercy you unleash a harsh slap to his face. stunning everyone in the common room and ignoring the gasps of surprise. “you better clean up your act itoshi or else you’ll lose everything including your family name.” you dare slap an itoshi? you’ve got bigger balls than everyone at this school. rin thinks the adrenaline you gave him in a second is the best feeling he’s ever had in years.

from that day on rin decided to play the good boy. smiles and effortless straight A’s to please his professors and make things work out in his favor, but his enjoyment isn’t getting the staff to kiss his feet, it’s backing you into corners of the library so that no one would catch on to mr. changed attitude wanting to keep his quiet, nerd to himself. you let him. slowly, but surely you break down each others walls as he allows himself to be vulnerable with you and shares his burdens of being the youngest son, always being forced into being his older brother’s shadow. but for once. just once, he had something his brother doesn’t have. he has you. he makes you feel warm and he fiercely keeps you safe from the judging eyes of his father as he peers down at you. as if he was looking at a lowly commoner. “you throw away your fiancée for someone like this?” “i’d throw away the family name in honor for her.” he walks away with his head held high, ignoring the stoic stare of his older brother as he smirks at the eldest, smirk growing wider at his words. “you’ll never inherit the itoshi name.” “i won’t inherit it alone. my family will.”

he beat his brother in not being able to continue the family name. he makes sure he pounds the thought into you as he thrusts feverishly into you as the moon shines a white sheet of light on your bodies. he makes love to you greedily as he marks your skin in red and purple, the marks blooming onto your skin like flowers. he loves you, he loves that no one in the world can know him and love him like you do.

“i’m going to put a fucking ring on that finger in front of my brother,” he growls. “no matter how far or high they separate me from you, you are mine and we’re going to live in a big house with you warming our bed.” he puts his forehead against yours, “and you will give me an itoshi heir.”

kayla what the— wHAT THE FRICKITY FRACK FHUUUCCKKK. !&!@! WHAT THE SHEEEEEII WHAT THE HOLYY FUCJCING SHIITT ??@!!!?? you DARE drop this ATOMIC ASS FUCKING BOMB ON ME???? OUTTA NOWHERE?? ON MF RIN DAY?????? NAAUURRR bc miss ma’am i’m gonna have to ask you to start paying rent cuz like,,,, 🤨🔫🔫 DO YOU LIVE IN MY BRAIN??? how did you know that devil’s night has been on my tbr for 5everrrrrr but i just know if i get hooked on the smut i will abandon all my responsibilities idcidcidc

they way i had to LITERALLY. TAKE. BREAKS. reading this so i could reduce my unholy demon spawn screeching to a minimum (spoiler: it DID NOT WORK) thIS IS FOUL THIS IS ILLEGAL I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU SOBBING

and oooohhhhhh i’m such a slut for academic settings :(((( especially when rich entitled bastard boy with a shitty past meets driven and cunning number 1 girl and they CLASH and have BRUTAL BANTER and have THE FILTHIEST MAKE OUT SESSIONS AGAINST PRICELESS BOOKSHELVES im clawing my eyes out

rin showing up to the posh uni like it’s his own personal playground, pretending like he owns this place much like everything else in his life due to his family’s wealth and status only to get mfing owned in turn and SLAPPED IN THE FACE (LITERALLY!!!) BUT HE FEELS EUPHORIC INSTEAD OF AGGRAVATED OOOOHHHH SO HE JUST HAS TO HAVE YOU GOD BESTIE U KNOW HOW TO GET ME GOING </3333 and then he pretends to be a good little student so he can get close to you:( keep you all to himself sniffle so possessive:( but the ANGST BC OF SAE >:(((( but now he also has you to patch up the empty cold pieces inside of him ur his future fuck his family 🥺🥺🥺🫶🫶🫶🫶 he’ll create a new one with you anyway AAAAAAAHHHDJFNFN so fucking UnWeLL

#this got SO INSANELY LONG but this has me in a vice grip so many thoughts kayla ur like my grandma during xmas keeping me fed for days fr #THE WAY ID LET HIM DO ANYTHING TO ME PLS HOW MANY LIL ITOSHIS YOU WANT BABE HOW MUCH WOULD PISS OF UR SHITTY BROTHER?? #five???? u got it hubby gimme that insanely expensive ring and fuck them right into me sir my legs are spread🥺 #he would be so consumed and obsessed with you I KNOW IT HIS LIL CUNNING BADDIE SWEETHEART #kayla what have you done to me im depraved #itoshi rin x reader #itoshi rin smut #blue lock x reader #blue lock smut #—my dearest<3 (kayla) #—riv.favs! #rin loml <3

[b1mbodoll]

to the rude fuckin loser that just sent me a mean ass ask 😭😭😭 are you not embarrassed? ur saying its embarrassing that im upset over hatemail but if you got that shit repeatedly im sure you’d be upset too…???

LOL and thanks for sending that in cus it just proves to me that ur nothing but a bitchless, friendless, fucking coward 😭 ur acting all tough and thinkin ur a hardass for sending alllll that bullshit on ANON!!!!! like youre a little loser, lets be so serious. i know it and so do you 😭😭 if you really bout this shit say it off fucking anonymous like a real bitch so i can block you 😭😭 talkin all big n bad just to hide behind the anonymous option 😭 yeah okay LMAO!!!!!! like why r u do scared to come off anon what am i gonna do to you ??? punch you with an EMOJI??? 👊👊👊 like lets be serious ur a cowardly fuckin loser ass freak with no life and ur taking it out on me 😭 jealousy is a fucken disease and for you im afraid its a chronic case 🫶

trying to shame me for having feelings and then proceeding to say you hope i end up in a ditch? ur fucking pathetic!!! and trying to invalidate my sexuality? 😭 bitch YOU DONT FUCKING KNOW ME!!!! god damn you are a fuckin weirdo. do not speak to me or step to me like you know me bc at the end of the day, you’re nobody!!!! you are not my friend, you are not someone that knows me, so dont act like you do. you have no fucking right to invalidate me or my sexuality i seriously cannot believe you’re really trying to speak for me and tell me MY SEXUALITY?? calling me bi and disrespectin me for WHAT?? does spewing hate like a miserable cunt give you such a rush? is that it? its so funny to me like as if id listen to a pitiful fuckin asswipe like you 😭

im so sick of you little fucking freaks trying to walk all over me just because im sensitive and kind. fuck you and ur fuckin mama bitch🖕suck my dick and kiss my fucking ass thank you very much.

#♡.gabi barks #sorry for being rude and uncouth 🤞 that shit just pissed me AWF #LIKE YOURE SOOOO FUCKING LAME 😭 SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST OMFG #what a fucking pussy like ur a joke #sorry to my followers if this seems mean but holy fuck that ask was genuinely awful and i didnt want to trigger anyone by posting it #blocked and deleted 🤞 if you still got shit to say dm me so i csn block you 🤞 loser #i am a sweetheart but im fed up like im done being ur punching bag i need yall to get a grip and just block me of ur this fuckin tight over #smut 😭 like baby howd you find me??? were u reading x reader fanfics ??? be honest its okay!!!! fuckin hypocrite

[sare11aa11eras]

Of course one of the funniest things about skinchanging to ME is that you can now have “Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?” moments

#arya what do ur warg eyes see? ‘a fuck ton of other wolves’ great thx sweetheart <333 #asoiaf #vi stop talking #valyrianscrolls #skinchanging

[nalgenewhore]

i will make it thru husserl. i will make it thru the cartesian meditations. i will not give up. i will be a master of phenomenology bc it is cool and interesting and for sexy cool interesting people (e.g. me). i actively enjoy the act of studying phenomenology.

#i am in the TRENCHES #husserl sweetheart pls pls pls MAKE UR SENTENCES FUCKING SHORTER. #WHERE TF WAS UR EDITOR BABE ??

[iheartliquor]

#HALLOWEEN #SPOOKY #THIS MAKES ME SO FUCKING SAD #WHY DOES THIS MAKE MY HEART HURT #no legit tho like #god #people are so beautiful and sweet and endlessly hopeful #the little things anyone does to feel okay and feel alive #sorry i cant like stand this #like #jesus #it just reminds me of certain sweetheart coworkers ive had in my life #who r are a bright spot in the sterile gray day because their just kind and nice and determined #and dont give a fuck about their jobs understand its all bullshit and still like just make ur day better and STAY REALLLLL #waaaah #this makes me cry #decorations #fuck #my heart is too sad to do good decorations this year #whats wrong with me #well its not over yet maybe i can #:(((((((

[agustdiv1ne]

currently thinking abt giving my glasses to the txt boys for them to try on...only for their faces to contort in horror as they realize that my prescription is so bad that their brains can't comprehend what they're seeing <3

#i'm nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other #-3 and +3 baybeee #every time someome tries my glasses on their first response is 'oh my god...' #and then they say that they see double of everything it's so funny #imagine soobin's side eye after he takes them off LMFAOOO #taehyun would be like i'm going into optometry. i'm going to fix ur eyes. u cannot live like this #i feel like jjun and gyu would j poke fun like wow u rly are blind how do u function as a Normal Human Being bc those eyes aren't normal #kai would be kinda sad idk he's j a sweetheart #forgot to mention that i also have an astigmatism in both eyes #yea my eyes are fucked up #i can't even get lasik so i'm stuck w glasses/contacts for the rest of my life #so fun 🤪 #ashlee's bs

[skyburger]

WHAT THE HELL NOBODY EVER TOLD ME TWO OF MY FAVE VILLAGERS GOT A LINE STICKER TOGETHER. ive loved tabby for YEARS like since 2019 at LEAST. and these stickers are from 2018 how did i not know !!! i love tabby and boots so much 😭😭😭 TABBY AND BOOTS ANIMAL CROSSING I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHH OOMFS FOREVER AND EVER

#im so happy any official content of tabby is awesome shes my fave i looooove her so much SHES SO SILLY!!! #and boots was one of my starting residents on acnh so he holds a special place in my heart #in case anyone was wondering which im sure you were not. my other starting villager on acnh was rocket and shes soooo silly i love rocket #not enough people love her like shes so silly. u are all HATERS #anyway i love talking about my acnh villagers I WISH I HAD MY ACNL ONES WRITTEN DOWN. the only ones i remember are tabby and kyle #but my acnh ones atm (and when i say atm i mean they will be probably til the end of time) #are my guy sherb (found on one of the ticket islands) #stiches (who i also found on an island i think?) #chai (i have her amiibo card shes so cute.) #tammi (another island find) #stella (man i really did just take the first villagers i found on an island and kept them huh) #rocket and boots (starter villagers) #tabby (I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TRADE HER TO ME ON REDDIT I THINK? and then they were like oh if shes ur fave u can just have her + #like for free. AND THAT WAS SOOOO AWESOME) #bea (i think she was also a ticket island thingy find) #and finally... tom (ok he has a fun story. #i think it was margie who lived on my island at the time and listen she was SUCH a sweetheart i wanted to keep her forever #(she replaced drift who i found on an island and he was mean to me so i have beef with him. still. like four years later.) #but them tom showed up as a camper and i got this crazy hit of nostalgia and i remembered my guy tom was in my childhood city folk town #and i was like. I MISS MY BOY. COME BACK TO ME. so he moved in) #umm only other villager we had was chadder which i think my little brother picked when we shared the island #i think i remember him saying he got chadder because of dantdm...? i dont remember the details #but i got the sanrio amiibo cards which i need to stress i had wanted for YEARS. i was so fucking happy when they got a rerelease #to the point where like. i couldnt get them at first because they sold out super fast. so #i bought them from someone in twitter dms im so serious. and it fucking worked thats how i got them #anyway i wanted chai to move in because shes my fave of that set (i love cinnamoroll) but i needed someone to move out #which i always get so sad about :( but my brother offered to take chadder so i felt a little better abt it #and then i think we forgot to like. have him come get chadder in boxes. so chadder went off somewhere hope hes living a good life #thats it i think. i wish i kept a list of all my villagers ever but considering ive been playing for a decade or so now that would be. crazy #muffin mumbles

[mmmitchmmmarner]

this is so stressful- MITCHY BB GET TF OUT OF THERE THE BIG KIDS ARE FIGHTING

#leafs lb #she's my little baby mouse #my sweetheart #don't fuck up his pretty face or i'll nuke ur whole state istfg

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

I'm actually so shitty at separating romantic feelings from platonic ones. Sobbing into my hands.

#yet another episode of “am i in love with u or do i just think you're funny and nice” #can i hold ur hand pls #this happens like every other week #also my tendency to call all my friends pet names does not help at all. ik i dont really do this in practice but im my head im like #“[persons name] honey why are you saying that” “are you okay darling?” “do u need a hug sweetheart” #fucking loser why are you like this #aughhh. #[insert cool original post tag] #also ive been questioning if im aroace lately but also i wanna kiss everybody all the time #but the thought of being in a committed longterm relationship is so weird and foreign to me. like i cant see myself there. ever #lmao ranting in my own posts tags shut the fuck up bitchass loser boy

[princemick-archive]

Max looks like shark Viktor Krum, heres the proof.

#im right ur wrong thank you for your time #kyle.txt #this is honestly mean towards viktor krumb hes a sweetheart #fuck jk rowling tho fucking bitchass

[dreamertrilogys]

i’m so fucking tired (physically but also emotionally/mentally) like i don’t even feel like a person rn

#i still have to finish my diary entry for yesterday + i have to do one for today bc once again my life has been insane and like. AUGH #i don’t have the energy to do that right now tho so tmrw night it is i suppose. anyway ummm. i still genuinely truly deeply have no idea #what the fuck i’m supposed to do about the dani (possibly my girlfriend???) situation like i cannot deal with this #like if she just wanted to casual date or whatever i might be fine with it but no she like ACTUALLY likes me and it’s fucking terrifying #and like. oh my god. ok so there’s this new app or whatever idk i hate it but point is you get lame ass questions like who’s the hottest #person or whatever and you have to pick out of the 4 randomized ppl from ur school it gives you #<- like when you download it you pick ur school and then it suggests you people only from ur school yknow. anyway she showed me some of the #ones ppl picked her for (it doesn’t tell you who picked you for what it just says their grade and gender) and anyway what i’m trying to get #at here is that in english class (while we were sitting super close together thighs touching and all) she showed me and one of the ones #someone picked her for was most likely to marry their high school sweetheart and she kinda looked at me and was like hopefully! #and uhhhh. obviously nobody’s talking about fucking MARRIAGE rn and she’s dated plenty of people in high school but STILL #and like. as i’ve said before i genuinely can’t see myself with her in the future and going into a relationship knowing it’ll end just feel #so fucking mean and like a waste of everyone’s time. except i don’t even know if i feel that way anymore or i’m just telling myself that bc #i’m scared of commitment or whatever #fuck!!!! #and of course there’s still my friend (diff person not dani) who i’m genuinely in love with like it’s actually so fucking bad #like i need to **** *** ** ******* *** *** *** **** ***** #.txt #fake ex gf #crushposting #this is just a word for word repeat of my last 3 posts on this topic but anyway. the thing is if you asked me to choose between them (crush #and girl who likes me who i also kind of like) i’d pick my friend/crush like it wouldn’t even be that hard of a choice. but there is no #friend vs dani there’s only dani asking me out and like. ughhhhh #i can’t deal with this!!!!!!!!!! #gf

[dealtricks]

"... Hey dad..."

looks over their shoulder. there's no one there. processing, loading.exe. ' i - hold on a minute. ' as much as gabriel wants to deny it, the accusation that she's one of their brother's, there's the residue of his grace and his power all over her. ' oh boy. '

#gabe vc: r u talking to me #ur honor hes fucking stEWPID #IM SO SORRY SWEETHEART #THROW A BRICK AT HIM #hes gonna love and cherish u tho i promise #ur perfect #give him a minute hes got a a trauma #HE WOULD LIKE TO PARENT !!! HELLO CHILD

[versacethotty]

I'm still eric adam's #1 hater irdgaf

#like how can anyone look at the state that nyc is in rn and think that #it’s a cry for more policing like no it’s an obvious sign that nyc has a poverty problem that you don’t want to fucking properly deal with #let alone address the city’s growing unhoused population #idk you need to spend less time polishing that baldie and worry abt polishing that resume bc ur not getting another term sweetheart ijbol