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yourtongzhihazel · 2 months
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I loathe the french everything they say makes me ill.
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eloquentgifs · 11 months
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I'm so used to being here on tumblr that whenever I mention the (moral) victory of Käärijä on any other site I'm surprised when the "realists" show up to tell me that Loreen is the winner and that she's killing it on the music charts and the juries are necesary to keep the contest serious and blablabla.
Someone just told me that Loreen is already in the same division than "Ariana, Taylor, Dua, Miley..." while he's nowhere to be found and Im like, what do you mean everyone knows he's on the beach with Frank.
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northwest-by-a-train · 5 months
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To be a fly on the wall in Xanana Gusmão's office right now. He's probably reaching for the dustiest bottle known to man with a contented smile on his face
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punishedmemelia · 8 months
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girls 2 nights before they turn 27
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arthur-r · 8 months
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discovery channel will be like “on october 17 2013 someone recorded footage of a very disturbing, completely unprecedented impossible event which implies, without a doubt, supernatural connections and evidence of extraterrestrial life forms…. let’s hear from some experts about this super spooky, extremely unnatural floating object” and the experts say “so actually this is a weird type of cloud it happens sometimes” and discovery channel will say “tune in next time for a car making weird spooky noises…. we’re thinking it is probably a ghost”
#have trees in vietnam developed mutations to ruffle their bark in self defense? radiation and evolution!!!!#we talked to some experts and there were bees on the tree#(actual episode that was just on the TV. the cloud and the cars are both real too)#my roommate got a TV for $15 at goodwill we’ve used it for jackbox a couple times but mostly it’s just constantly on in the background#playing satellite TV channels usually discovery i’m gonna try to tune in to HGTV at the right time for cheap old houses though#anyway discovery channel feels like… analog clickbait?? i guess??#it’s just. so silly to me#anyway this is too long to be a sillygoofy textpost but it’s supposed to be….. so sorry brevity is just silencing my inner glow or something#shdhdf i just think it’s so silly and stupid. they spend half an hour on here are all the aliens and spooky things this could be#and the expert comes in and says this is a very normal and recognized scientific phenomenon with a full explanation and several known events#and the discovery channel guy says whoa that’s crazy well look at this spooky strange thing!!!!#bonus points when they’re looking at like. aztec civilization and they say For Some Strange Reason the people did this Barbaric Ritual#evidencing Spooky Aliens masquerading as Primal Gods and the Gullible Brown People Fell For It#and then person comes in and says yeah so this was agriculture and record keeping and innovation and empathy and art and advanced techniques#and the discovery channel says But Brown People They Can’t Do That It Was Aliens and then they dig up a sacred burial site#most of the episodes are just stupid and silly and entertaining (like the cloud) but a lot of them piss me off a lot#anyways!!!! i’m heading to bed cause i have my first day of classes in the morning!!#but my roommate just turned off the TV and it was so silly and contrived. i think not having access to satellite TV all my life is maybe not#the big awful issue i thought it was. i think i was maybe winning. i do like learning about the weird scientific phenomena though#but the way they bury it under hours of weird speculation about evil aliens spying on us and meddling in our lives…. makes it hard to handle#okay i’m heading to bed though shdhdf. hope everyone is doing well and goodnight!!#ask to tag (idk what for but there’s definitely something here somewhere)#me. my post. mine.#delete later
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timestampedjesus · 8 months
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oppressed and looking for freedom for my comrades on my way to nirvana. thich quang duc
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harmcityherald · 1 year
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Phuong Anh and the infamous yellow dress.
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Buffalo Girl - Poetry by Duval County Florida Author Jessica Q Stark
Buffalo Girl – Poetry by Duval County Florida Author Jessica Q Stark – join us in congratulating local author Jessica Stark on being named the silver medal winner in this publication’s 2023 Florida Book Award for Poetry! – Check out their website: https://www.floridabookawards.org/ Continue reading Buffalo Girl – Poetry by Duval County Florida Author Jessica Q Stark
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agp · 1 month
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this is bullsit and its not funny vietnam getting in late on the time travel games cause their best traveller is petit bourgeois. idk welcome to turtle island we lose ourselves to money and land theft here for real
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yourtongzhihazel · 3 months
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France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI
Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI
ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️
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flora-bigs · 4 months
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Yeah, Paris would have to get bombed...
this is an interesting alternate history.... wonder if it was ww2 or later......
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neroushalvaus · 5 months
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Tumblr in the 60s
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☮ monkeewholock follow
🎉🎉CONGRATULATIONS UNITED KINGDOM 🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉BYE BYE GROSS INDECENCY!!!!🌈🌈🌈 62 countries have now legalized sexual activities between men🌈🌈🌈
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SPIRK CAN FINALLY FUCK
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They are American, not British... But I'm pretty sure spirk has always been able to fuck since the show is set in the future.
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Christ, this is not about your cutesy uwu yaoi otp, go outside and smoke some grass
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🌻 flowerpower follow
Politicians are not your friends but damn Kennedy is fine, I look at one (1) picture of him and my head literally explodes
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...i just woke up, why is my askbox full
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WHY IS HE TRENDING I'M SCARED
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guys stop reblogging this it's been like five years i've changed
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🎹 nixonsafascist follow
do you think they call him little richard because he has a little. Richard
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easy website
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Being the only lesbian in your friend group sucks so bad. "beatles or stones??" i will kill you
🗣 lavendermenaceisreal-deactivated72537262
Disrespecting female social groups for male validation? Typical lesbian behaviour.
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Mike Jacker isnt gonna fuck you
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Oh no I think she couldn't handle that
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✌ draftdodgerdyke
DM me for the addresses of my Swedish and Canadian friends. Do not put your personal information in the reblogs.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
huh??
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I said, you should be ashamed of yourself. You disgust me. I assure you, when the commies attack us, you will not find your silly little post "groovy" anymore.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Jesus, don't flip your wig
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My father fought in ww2 for you ungrateful degenerate.
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Don't see what your daddy's unsexiness has to do with me and my lads taking a sexy sexy trip to Sweden.
#anyway only hot guys dodge the draft
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in every interview i watch of the beatles they are so DONE and trolling everybody, these fucking annoying BITCHES, i need them inside me so badly
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#this but not john lennon #i just can't forget the heinous things he said about jesus
idk I actually think it was very sexy of him, stop trying to cancel john in my post
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The reading comprehension on this website is piss poor. John literally didn't mean he was greater than Jesus or better than Jesus, he was just trying to make a point about the world becoming more secular. Cancel culture has gone too far.
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How dare you say we piss on the poor?? Jesus died for Mr Lennon's sins and it's not "cancelling" to send him a few respectably worded death threats to remind him of that. He cancelled our Lord first!
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Girl Jesus literally said it's cool, I dropped acid yesterday and saw Him and He told me.
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help the girls (christians) are fighting in my beatles thirst post
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🛼 donovandyke follow
I will be glued to the tv today. If you don't want to hear about it, just blacklist #moonlanding !!
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🗣 claudeberger4ever-deactivated98975287
Hi I'm new to the Hair musical fandom so I'm not super invested in the whole discourse, but I just felt like this needed to be said: Friendly reminder that not being against the war in Vietnam does not make you a bad person!
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it literally does tho
✌ draftdodgerdyke
Another win for us hot guys
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mourningmaybells · 8 months
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what is it with new horror remakes seeing the symbolic themes of the original and how it relates to the fears in that era, then making it overt and literal… I understand wanting to tackle this outloud but sometimes having a monster chase you around is subtler
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lordgreenslimemold · 9 months
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MY PERIOD FINALLY CAME
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PMS IS OVER
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niveditaabaidya · 11 months
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