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Hodgins: Thank you, everyone, for a wonderful year! We hope you have a wonderful new year as well!

Cattleya: We hope that you continue to support us this year as well.

#violet evergarden #violet evergarden funny quotes #violet evergarden incorrect quotes #happy new year #new year's eve #2024 #happy new year 2024 #new year 2024 #violet evergarden fandom #violet evergarden anime #hodgins #claudia hodgins #cattleya baudelaire #cattleya

[myreygn]

Eyyyaaa! I hope you're having an amazing day! I figured I'd send in a few questions for the ask game if that's ok!^^

📺 Fave anime

📝 Fave quote

🎁 Best gift you ever received and why💕 Your two top fave fictional characters

I AM (finally managed to clear up enough storage space for the genshin update wuhu :D) and thanks for asking!

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📺 Fave anime

haikyuu!! all the way, it's just something i never get tired of and i'm ridiculously attached to the characters haha (honorable mentions being violet evergarden, demon slayer and free!)

📝 Fave quote

i can literally not decide... i'll cheat and give you my top 3 in no particular order, forgive me ^^'

1. "Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won't be invited to cocktail parties." - Oscar Wilde (idk i just think it's funny and also i'm trying very hard to be a good person but i also love gossip)

2. "We are told to remember the idea, not the man, because a man can fail. He can be caught. He can be killed and forgotten. But a hundred years later, an idea can still change the world." - V is for Vendetta (what can i say i'm a little revolutionary at heart)

3. "The gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are know. We will never be here again." - Homer (your daily reminder to enjoy what you have while you have it)

🎁 Best gift you ever received and why

oh that's a hard one... every single selfmade thing ever i'd say. from pictures drawn for me to stories written for me, anything going in that direction is very special to me and i could never pick a favorite tbh

💕 Your two top fave fictional characters

HA and i thought the gift thing was hard to answer... kuroo from haikyuu ofc aaaand... jeez... maybe, uh... i'll go for sansa stark from game of thrones. by far not the character i talk or think the most about but i love her to death and she holds a very special place in my heart 💛

#rey answers #rey's moots #dessie 🌺 #ask game

[doubleddenden]

If you're bored in quarantine, here's some stuff you can do or watch

Mind you if I'm missing stuff its probably because I haven't played or watched it.

YouTube channels

Drawfee: artists draw based on a suggestion, commentate over it, and it's funny as hell. They make cute, cool, funny, and horrifying stuff. Julia is always a treat.

Bon Appetit: a few varieties of shows, but its basically a cooking channel with personality. Professional chefs do stuff like recreating every day stuff with gourmet ingredients (hot pockets, pizza rolls, etc); recreate dishes based on taste, smell, and texture alone; or whatever the hell Brad is doing in Its Alive. It's fun. Try it!

Buzzfeed Unsolved: honestly if you haven't tried it, I get it. I tend to stay away from Buzzfeed, but Ryan and Shane basically go over unsolved cases or incidents in the real or supernatural realm and occasionally go out to real locations. Unsolved Supernatural is hilarious because they'll go to haunted houses and Shane will try to taunt demons and Ryan will piss himself. Besides being a time killer, it's funny and genuinely intriguing.

Ruining History: same network, Shane and Ryan, and a few others. Basically Shane gives a history lesson and either it's something not many knew or nobody asked for. Its fun.

Puppet History: Similar tone and vibe, Shane and Ryan again, different network. Watcher is kind of new but Puppet History is hilarious and a decent time killer where a puppet gives you a nice history lesson.

Good Mythical Morning and its affiliates: honestly it's rare to find southerners I can tolerate, speaking AS a southerner, but Rhett and Link are fine guy by my book. They try random shit or do random game show type stuff. My favourites are when they try weird food. Do be careful, some of it can be gross. There is a kitchen channel affiliated called Mythical Kitchen where their chef makes random shit or tries to make really expensive versions of every day stuff.

Snapcube: hilarious woman. Streamer, let's player, singer, voice actress, and she and her friends do Real Time Fan Dubs, where they take cutscenes from games and dub over it with non rehearsed lines. Give her a try. Her voices are really fun too.

Monster Factory: you know the McElroys? Probably. Griffin and Justin create monsters in character makers. It's a fun time. Not reccomended for people with asthma. Like me. You will laugh into a wheezing fit.

Critical Role: honestly I just started, but I'm hooked. A bunch of famous voice actors play DnD. Its hilarious tbh. I reccomend following my friend's advice and starting with campaign 2 since campaign 1 starts in the middle of their adventure.

Sword Art Online ABRIDGED: What if SAO was hilarious, actually written to make the characters likeable and the plot actually made sense in a loose way? This. Trust me when I say that you will quote everything from this series. Everything. Even if you hate SAO, this is objectively miles better than the original.

Podcasts, aka the McElroy power hour

The Adventure Zone: another DnD thing, featuring the McElroys and their dad, Clint. Its hilarious from start to finish and actually has interesting world building. Currently there's 2 finished campaigns and a third currently going along with a few live shows and short stuff, but honestly all of it is good.

My Brother My Brother and Me: Justin, Travis, and Griffin give bad advice. Its great.

Til Death Do Us Blart: the three guys above, and the guys from The Worst Idea of All Time come together every Thanksgiving to review Paul Blart Mall Cop 2. Its AMAZING.

Anime.

We're going to mix long, short, popular and not so popular in here. Google if you're curious. I reccomend these just because I like em. Do beware that if you don't watch much anime, fan service can and will catch you off guard- its unavoidable, so just a heads up.

My Hero Academia

Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood (there is a distinction)

Cowboy Beebop

Gundam Iron Blood Orphans

Beyond the Boundary

Violet Evergarden

The Promised Neverland

Konosuba (warning, pretty raunchy but hilarious)

B the Beginning

Gurren Lagann

Dr Stone

Jo Jo's Bizarre Adventure (warning for animal cruelty and lots of poop or piss humor. Try not to skip to part 3)

Space Dandy (also very raunchy, especially episode 1, but don't let that scare you away from some of the most unique animations and episodes I've ever seen in some cases).

Demon Slayer

Dororo

Movies

Into the Spiderverse

Guardians of the Galaxy

Summer Wars

Howl's Moving Castle

Wall-E

Lilo and Stitch

So bad, its good movies

Anything by Niel Breen. Look up a drinking game.

Zombeavers

Scary Movie 3

Games (how you acquire these is up to your own discretion)

Pokemon Yellow or Fire Red/Leaf Green, Crystal or Heart Gold/Soul Silver, Emerald, Platinum, Black/ White and Black/White 2, X /Y, Ultra Sun/ Ultra Moon, or Sword/Shield (although the others are better imo). Pick your poison, you can even pick ones I haven't listed. These are just some personal choices. I personally really like Black and White or BW2, but if you haven't played before? X and Y are great starting points. Hacks are also fun. ALSO PLAY COLOSSEUM. XD, AND MYSTERY DUNGEON 1 AND 2, THANK YOU

Sonic Advanced, Adventure 2 Battle, Colors, Rush 1 and Adventure

Mario Sunshine, Galaxy, Odyssey

Kingdom Hearts (now THAT'S a time killer. There should be huge sets you can get that bundle everything together or ps3 versions for cheaper).

Tails of Vesperia

LA Noire

Red Dead Redemption

Saints Row 3 and 4

Breath of the Wild

Wind Waker

Miitopia

Dragon Quest 8 and 11

Digimon Cyber Sleuth 1 and Hacker's Memory

Digimon Dusk and Dawn. Actually have story differences.

Lego Star Wars

Okami

Shadow of the Colossus

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

Sly 1, 2, 3 and 4

Rayman Origins and Legends

Psychonauts

Fire Emblem Awakening and 3 Houses

Naruto Ultimate Ninja Storm games.

Persona 5. I'd also reccomend 3 and 4, but 5 is the easiest to find. Go for 3 FES and 4 The Golden if you do.

Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom

Halo ODST and Reach. I really do not care much about the others

Assassin's Creed 4 and Syndicate

Abzu and Journey

Hobbies and activities to pick up

Dream catchers. Obviously these aren't the real deal but it's nice to keep your hands busy. Vines, twigs, and some yarn go a long way.

Spriting. Do like I did and study video game sprites you're interested in mimicking and start off with some splicing. Then as time goes on, try to scratch sprite if you want. No matter how bad you think it looks, it could probably pass in some indie games.

Drawing. Doesn't matter if you're good or bad, just try it and make it fun!

Writing. Try to set 1 hour for yourself and a friend over Skype or Line or something, write what you can, and read each others results. Try not to criticize too hard.

DnD: it's fun. You probably know people who play. Find a dm, make a character at dndbeyond, and use Roll20 for maps.

Cooking, for realsies

Den's home made stew: got an insta pot or crock pot? Cool. Get some roast beef or leftover meat, let it thaw, and cut it up into chunks before you grill it a bit to brown each side of the meat. Cut up some potatoes, carrots and onions and pour them into the bad boy. Add salt, a couple of handfuls for the potatoes. Pour a box of beef broth into the thing, add your meat, more salt, and add water up to the fill line. Add about one handful of pepper, then you add garlic powder, onion flakes, onion powder, and a dash of cumin to add some smokiness. In an instapot, press the stew button and leave it until it beeps. You'll probably cook it for about 2 hours, but for both the crockpot and instapot you'll know it's done when the potatoes and carrots melt in your mouth and the meat falls apart. There you go. This will feed you n your kin for a few days. Season to taste.

Rice n Sausage: easy stuff. Chop up a sausage log and sear or grill it in a pan, boil or microwave some rice, and add a thing of steamed veggies (any kind works, I like brocolli or asian medley), salt and pepper to taste. Done. Get crazy and add some other stuff if you want, but this is a quick meal.

I'll be thinking of more stuff to add to the list. Stay safe and have fun :)

#quarantine #self isolation #boredom

[los-gatitos]

for becca, a horrid little creacher

chocolate: first kiss was sixth grade w/ a girl yucky

french vanilla: im a whole 16 years

cotton candy: italy, london, boston

strawberry: montenegrin or welsh

coffee: nyx or urban decay tbh

mint chocolate chip: outdoors!

cookie dough: yah i play guitar

rocky road: literally anything by 100 gecs and the isolated vocals of throne by bring me the horizon OH ALSO HAIL TO THE KING luv avenged sevenfold

butter pecan: oh ana by mother mother, any tally hall or tally hall-adjacent tracks

cheesecake: taurus!

toasted coconut: the beach! so many more possibilities

chocolate chip: on this blog i think its one of my witcher wrong quotes

bubblegum: movies! they hold my attention better than books lol

pistachio: anime, againt they hold my attention + i can pick out the vas i recognize

salted caramel: the hobbit trilogy, the secret garden, ponyo, the old guard

birthday cake: howls moving castle, the princess academy, romeo and juliet, ophelia

moose tracks: ouran high school host club, red river, never understand (out of control)

orange sherbet: inuyasha, jojos bizarre adventure, violet evergarden, snow white with the red hair, princess tutu, i have so many more favs i legally cant list them all

peanut butter: im a math gay so

black raspberry: used to have a ball python but he got sick :( so now i just have my cat moonsy

mango: idk when i started it but originally this was a danganronpa wrong quotes blog, i never archived the posts so theyre still up

mocha: cloudy and rainy 🥰🥰

black cherry: forgetful, small, funny, friendly!

neopolitan: being ignored, deadlines, my homelife, slow wifi

raspberry truffle: indie pop, emo, or alternative i cannot choose

chocolate marshmallow: hershey for the fuckin win babes

toffee: steal the old mans bundle or blackjack

lemon custard: not usually but i did have a bagel today

dark chocolate: 😖😖 dont like this

fudge: everything. don’t touch me

peach: good music and hot tea

praline: somehow i still have never read the harry potter books and i never will. support trans women or perish

superman: yes but i overheat rlly easily so i dont own many

cherry: tea! i hate coffee but i will drink straight espresso if necessary

dulce de leche: piano! i tried years ago but it didnt stick

blackberry: many times i live a very comical life

ginger: i want a button that can just kick every conservative off the app. no more conservatives here go back to reddit

blueberry lemon: i dont rlly pay attention to individual blogs oops

almond: ??? i have never seen mean girls and i dont like the assumption that i have

butterscotch: black! i need to repaint them though

cinnamon: yep, though only once and it was by my ex girlfriend

blue moon: haha yeah and i may or may not have a teeny eeny meeney one rn

cappuccino crunch: nah i just pass out at random points of the day

mint: oh one time at this bar this guy was comin up to the second floor and in my general direction he said hey and like a fool i said hi back even though i super didnt know him and he just looked at me Real Weird and walked away. i stuck by the bar the rest of the night and wallowed

brownie batter: i wanna but its so sticky and wet i hate it so much

key lime: at my beach house :((( i miss it

red velvet: yah i fucked my eyesight up real bad back in fifth grade. mine r stylish though

green tea: .......vanilla...

#THAT WAS SO FUCKING LONG #BECCA YOU RAT #i do not back down from a challenge however #colors worked out nicely though #ice cream asks #ask challenge

[lily-liegh]

so i totally borrowed this from some ask meme but i really want to answer all the questions and not from any particular fandom but just to, i dunno, talk? so ta da!

Top 5 favourite characters: Fujiki Yuusaku, Hiiragi Yuzu, Celty Sturluson, Hanekawa Tsubasa, Senjougahara Hitagi Other characters you like: (all the other monogatari heroines tbh), Barakamon’s Naru, ciel phantomhive, p much the majority of ygo characters, the kids from the promised neverland Least favourite characters: i dunno, i don’t usually hate a character that i remember lol Otps: heart (dm), sharkbait and aztec (zexal), platonic jublilant and romantic/platonic apple (arc v), datastorm and disaster (vrains) Notps: nothing sticks out, like i think i just forget what i dislike ^^;; Favourite friendships: jubilant from arc v (i will go down with this ship), and i dunno but Barakamon has some wholesome community fluff that i am here for Favourite family: can’t use barakamon again, but um, i’m currently watching mp100 and mob and ritsu have such a nice sibling relationship Favourite season/book/movie: i dare you ask me how many times i’ve seen kuroshitsuji book of circus it’s not even funny i can binge that in one sitting Favourite quotes: aaaa really anything from monogatari, but i really like either Hanekawa’s “I’ll love myself” moment (as she accepts her imperfectionism and challenges her anxiety over being a perfect student/daughter/friend) or Nadeko’s speech on the messiness, embarrasing-ness, and personal-ness of creating art Best musical moment: a place further than the universe has some damn good soundtracks Moment that made you fangirl/boy the hardest: still not over the recent vrains episode, Yuusaku CRIED ;w; When it really disappointed you: i think i just forget stuff i don’t like lol Saddest moment: episode 09 of violet evergarden hands down, i sobbed  Most well done character death: (kaito dying on the moon only bc everyone else magically disappeared but he straight up suffocated and died) Character you wish was still alive: welp i hope kusanagi comes back One thing you hope really happens: the playmaker figma comes soon lol Most shocking twist: finding out in the promised neverland that grace field is underwater, someone did some AMAZING analysis Best animal/creature: the art in made in abyss is downright beautiful and horrifying Favourite location: also made in abyss, but i am weak for the good TPN backgrounds - a weekly manga that looks way too good  Trope you wish they would stop using: eh, but let me tell you i cannot stand dra/gon ma/id for its fanservice and under/age One thing this show/book/film does better than others: barakamon, for an anime based off only parts of its manga, actually works so well bc they used the same characters/moments to launch a slightly different story that very much remained true to the series’ messages/themes, and in the end the anime came across as feeling finished rather than needing a second season that would never come Funniest moments: k poppy and i watched soul eater recently and i forgot how hilarious the excalibur scenes were Actor/Actress you want to join the cast: my fave vas are fukuyama jun and sawashiro miyuki, so i’d love to see more of them ^^ Favourite outfit: love live’s hanayo’s suit! (she’s in the middle)

Do you own any  merch?: a lot of ygo, and then i collect cu-poche magical girls - got the madoka magicas and the ygo magician girl! Most boring plotline: (most boring series ever is ba/mboo bl/ade imo) Most laughably bad moment: poppy and i also watched madoka magica recently and kyubey being shot ... i laughed X.X;; shouldn’t have, but i did ;w; Best flashback/flashfoward if any: fave kuroshitsuji chapter is 131 for so, so many reasons Most layered character: any monogatari heroine, i could write an essay for each of them Most one dimensional character: eh Scariest moment: there were a lot of these in higurashi, take your pick Grossest moment: also lots of gross moments in higurashi, again take your pick Best boy: tachibana makoto, get you a guy who can cook and take care of you Best girl: hanekawa tsubasa Most beautiful scene (scenery/shot wise): kyoani animation is lovely and violet evergarden has to be the most stunning series ever

#me post #on the RARE occasion i want to actually talk #yep here's the big list lol

[faketextson-ice]

~Admin Hidari Ver.~ elliott and I talked about this a little and being the great content creators we are,,,, decided to copy paste an ask meme to satisfy your curiosity. questions are from here --> http://fyeahaskmemes.tumblr.com/post/152629812132/identity-askoh-shit

I’ll now answer them under a cut so if you don’t give a shit you don’t have to read it. it’s 30 questions. 

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to? -deep inhale- let’s see, on the trash side, just sO much gay manga, kpop, and youtube filth. on my Intellectual™ side, I quite like sci-fi and horror, a lot of Stephen King, right now my favorite novels/series are House of Leaves and The Monstrumologist. So the answer is, a mix of wholesome sparkly gay content, and just like, the darkest shit out there. Shout out to My Favorite Murder, the podcast I’m listening to now. Stay sexy, don’t get murdered.

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who? It’s hard to tell since I mostly read fiction, but i’ve read a couple of comedic biographies/memoirs I really feel, like you go through this Bad Shit™ but you laugh at it, y’know? Trevor Noah is a fuckin icon, I read his book Born a Crime in one night, it was so fascinating and funny.  

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with. listen. We could be here all day. let’s just boil it down to what I’m currently following in the weeb world. anime: violet evergarden, no one on this show is really relatable to me, but I love Violet and anyone who’s ever mean to her will catch these hands sanrio boys, I stan Hasegawa Kouta gakuen babysitters, I identify with the guy running the daycare tbh, I just always wanna take a fuckin nap manhua: their story, both girls are super cute and super gay, HEAVY RELATE  19 days, Guan Shan, probably because I also want to slam dunk He Tian into a trash can kpop: ikon, probably Chanwoo, I’m always ready to roast someone bts, Yoongi is absolutely just me 1000% blackpink, idk but I want each and every one of them to punch me in the face

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better? I use ‘hidari’ here, which is just the kanji reading for my last name. which reminds me, y’all can follow me @hidariprince on insta even tho I never post u can see some of my art

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do? mate, I’m barely even a human

are you religious/spiritual? nope, wasn’t raised that way, never picked it up.

do you care about your ethnicity? I have a slightly complicated family history that’s not directly acknowledged, so in the broader sense I just refer to myself as Asian, or east Asian. but I’m totally here for racial equality, representation, and making fun of white people lol

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime? my all time favorite band is 2NE1, and I will never fucking forgive YG for disbanding them what a fuckin gremlin that man is. 

are you an artist? yes, but I’m aiming to be an animator. even though I’m awful at digital stuff.

do you have a creed? things I repeat to myself a lot are ‘do no harm, take no shit’ and also ‘but did you die though’

describe your ideal day. I sleep until noon. we eat the most calorie/carb filled brunch, then we go to the dog park. we stay there until sundown. we buy more disgusting junk food, and go home to binge watch movies or shows. it’s 3am, we’re eating cereal and talking about everything and nothing. we fall asleep at sunrise.

dog person or cat person? both, but definitely more dog

inside or outdoors? hella indoors, my bedroom is a dank cave with the blinds always closed, I emerge once in a blue moon

are you a musician? a terrible one. I played flute and piano but it’s just a casual hobby, I guess.

five most influential books over your lifetime. the bell jar -sylvia plath house of leaves -mark z. danielewski one hundered years of solitude - gabriel garcia marquez the shining -stephen king complete h.p. lovecraft collection

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same? I grew up in a totally great environment and I’m still constantly on the verge of losing my fucking mind, so yeah, maybe. genetic predispositions and all that.

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”? not this one, but my personal, @skribblindaydreamer, is 100% me, just a living shitpost, just,,,, a mess

what’s your patronus? a polecat, according to pottermore.

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle? we all know I’m a hugeass fucking slytherin, I’m not even in the hp fandom and I knew well before I took the pottermore thing

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else? I wanna be wherever the wi-fi is, tbh

do you love easily? my first thought was ‘god I fall in love with every dog I see’ but then it occured to me this question probably means people, and in a romantic sense, listen I’m more about platonic love ok

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order. -staying the fuck in bed -watching/reading/listening to something -drawing/writing -taking a fuckin nap -spending time with my doggo

how often would you want to see your family every year? I kinda live with them. I’m like,,, move out?? in this economy???

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone? I don’t fucking know what that means, but I heavy relate with anyone who’s depressed, anxious, and gay af

could you live as a hermit? oh yeah abso-fucking-lutely, as long as I can have everything I need shipped to me. But also keep communication open and not run off into the woods because that’s how you get fucking murdered.

how would you describe your gender/sexuality? am I a pretty boy or a cute girl? who knows? I’m pan, so it doesn’t matter either way.

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”? absolutely not. I’ve had many friends refer to me as ‘cute, until you open your mouth and speak’ 

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin? I mean, on a superficial level, it’s easy to make me snap something harsh if you’re being an asshole, but really get under my skin?? you’d have to have done something pretty bad because I’m honestly dead inside. Like, something goes wrong and I skip straight through the 5 stages of grief to acceptance.

three songs that you connect with right now. honestly, anything from the kimi no na wa (your name) soundtrack immediately hits me straight in the kokoro, especially Nandemonaiya not today -bts also literally any of Big Marvel’s screaming chicken covers is such a Big Mood

pick one of your favorite quotes. ‘Get a job. Buy your own shit. Stay out of the forest.’ -MFM

#admin hidari #about me #ask meme

[violet-evergarden-typo-quotes]

Benedict: You’re right.

Iris: That’s... That’s an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

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[violet-evergarden-typo-quotes]

Cattleya: Okay... truth or dare?

Hodgins, confused: Truth?

Cattleya: When was the last time you slept?

Hodgins:

Hodgins: Urk... Dare...

Cattleya: Go to bed. Shoo.

Hodgins: I don’t like this game.

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[violet-evergarden-typo-quotes]

*Isabella and Taylor skipping stones in a lake*

Taylor: It’s such a beautiful day!

Isabella, whispers: Take that you f@#$*%# lake!

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[violet-evergarden-typo-quotes]

Benedict: .. .----.  / ... --- .-. .-. .-.. [translation: I’m sorry!]

Cattleya, raising an eyebrow, unamused: And what is this?

Benedict: Remorse code.

Cattleya: I’m even angrier now! Just apologise normally!!!

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[violet-evergarden-typo-quotes]

Benedict: I made tea.

Iris: Erica already brought me tea.

Benedict: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Iris, annoyed: Then why are you telling me?

Benedict: Because it’s a conversation starter.

Iris: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Benedict, smug: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Iris, facepalms: This baka...

Erica, thinking: Wow, he's so smart. I need to take notes.

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[violet-evergarden-typo-quotes]

Hodgins: So... have you thought about my offer?

Gilbert: I have.

Hodgins: And?

Gilbert: I’m not working for you.

Hodgins: WHAT!? WHY?!

Gilbert: It’d be awkward working for you.

Hodgins: It’s no different from when we were in the army, ya know?

Gilbert: You were in an artillery regiment. I was in a shock troop battalion. Completely different groups.

Hodgins: Then be my partner! Let’s be equals and manage the business together!

Gilbert: No. Nothing you say will change my mind!

Hodgins:

Hodgins: Violet’s there, ya know?

Gilbert, tenses: That’d be even more awkward!

Hodgins, sighs: Good grief, you’re a mess!

Narrator: And they argue for another 3 hours.

Gilbert: *Gives in*

Hodgins: *Grins and downs another shot of vodka in victory*

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Cattleya: I prevented a murder today.

Iris, surprised: Really? How’d did you do that?

Cattleya, eyebrow twitch: Self-control.

Iris, sweatdrops: O-Okay. Good work today.

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Hodgins: I’m home!

Cattleya: Welcome home!

Cattleya, coyly: Would you like dinner? Or a bath? Or... me?

Hodgins, blunt: Dinner would be nice.

Cattleya, pouts: You’re no fun. 

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Hodgins: So... about that letter...

Cattleya, raises an eyebrow in jest: Oh? The one where you wrote to your daughter?

Hodgins, blushes: Yes. That one.

Cattleya: What about it?

Hodgins: Would you like to help me turn that letter into reality?

Cattleya, teasing smile: Took you long enough, Claudia.

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Lionel: How’s my princess doing, Sister?

Cattleya, smiles: I’m no princess, dearest.

Lionel: Why not? You’re marrying Hodgins, aren’t you? So you must be a princess!

Cattleya, slightly blushes: Oh, you! You’ve got quite the honeyed-tongue.

Lionel, winks: What better to compliment you with, dear Sister.

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