#wait actually

[blackkatdraws]

@anotheroneofthegaysharks OMG YOUR NARRATOR IS SO CUTE I WANNA HUG HIM

This is literally SO LATE but here's the animation I promised you :D

#based off of the vs Narrator poll #he so square and cute #wait actually #why do i keep getting paired up eith box stylized Narrator's #shark was the first then cym-k the second #the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #narrator tsp #mine 💗 #the stanley parable animation #narratorverse #tsp animation

[suashii]

if the roles were reversed and your f/o was writing fanfic about you, what situations are they putting you in?

#💭 manon’s mind #i have no thoughts myself #but would love to hear anyone else’s :3 #wait actually #suna is most definitely writing enemies to lovers with me #or rivals to lovers #i am annoying to him in the way he’s annoying to me lmao

[miguel-owhora]

thinking about price taking you in as a stray and letting you join 141. at first, god, you're aggressive and defensive, baring your teeth at them and snapping if they get too close. unlike the other squads, they don't judge you, they don't get angry with bow much you react. they're patient and willing to work with you, because they were once like you.

you react with violence and aggression, with a type of reaction that only former fighting dogs have, because that's what you were taught. ghost doesn't speak much with you and instead fills the silence with his presence. he'll stand in front of doorways and block you from leaving, forcing you to get used to his presence, holding eye contact even as you glare at him and snap his way, because no, [name], this isn't how we do things here. i was once like you. you'll come around to see that we only bite at our enemies, not our family. he's forcing your instincts to calm down, forcing your mind to rewire itself and to recognize that he's not a threat. only does he leave when you don't react when he moves a little too fast.

soap follows you and chatters away with you, and every growl and snap and flash of your eyes is just met with him blabbering away. it's his way of bonding with you, of also forcing you to get used to him. it throws you off when he just laughs when you snarl his direction and speaks his scottish tongue, his accent thick and heavy and leaving you confused. he's friendly and bubbly, if a bastard, and goes quiet when you don't glare his way whenever he speaks a little too fast and a little too loud.

gaz is a mixture of both. sometimes he won't say anything, he'll force his way into your proximity and hold eye contact when you try to scare him away. or he'll let his voice be soothing and calm, and make conversation with you, even if you don't respond. sometimes he'll be repairing something or cleaning his weapons, and he'll make light conversation. he notices you're calmer when his voice is quiet and even, and how you focus on his hands. not fearfully, but more grounded. he makes note of this.

price is the only one who gets physical with you. he first notes how you react to certain things, how you flinch and snarl and lash out. then, he forced you to deal with them. he'll struggle with you and wrangle, unflinching even when you bite his forearms and kick at him. he's a captain for a reason. you might've been his most challenging one yet but nothing he can't break.

and break you does he. not maliciously, no, but rather, he breaks you out of your old mindset. a once fearful soldier burdened and haunted by his past, willingly seeks out his teammates.

you cling onto ghost and invade his personal space, forcing your way onto him and sleeping on his chest like an oversized cat whilst he scratches at your scalp. or blabbering with soap and having conversations and jokes that don't make sense to anyone, teasing ghost together until he throws you two a dirty look. or spending some quality time with gaz and sparring with him or even just having lunch together, mingling together on the couch like slime, content to be in each other's presence m, whether if you're talking or just quiet.

and price, oh price. you seek him out the most. he's your favorite. you're his favorite, especially when you pull his pants down and nurse his thick cock into your mouth. the captain isn't harsh with it, he's gentle and patient, gently scratching your scalp as a low groan slips out of his mouth, your mouth warm and wet. trained by the best, you're a pro at taking his cock, at licking at the vein trailing up his cock and making it jolt. oh how he smells so delicious.

#tldr #i just want price to call me his boy #he's the biggest father out there #wait actually #price miguel n peter b are the biggest fathers #i lobe them

[yarrayora]

your OTP isnt divorced because SOMEONE has commitment issues so they already failed step one: getting married

#soukoku #imagine your otp #wait actually #dazatsu #too #because the problem has always been dazai #chuuya and atsushi get married and dazai is there as their kept man

[eggwishing]

yeah mr president shes pretty fucking awesome tbh probably the coolest guy ever to have an iq in the single digits

#davesprite #mr president aka obama the salamander #homestuck #the way i drew davesprite on the righ . he looks like a cereal mascot 💀💀💀 #wait actually #i want mr president to be like a bmo situation #everyone used diff pronouns for them

[gothic-mothic]

Narrator, please, you’re crushing the poor boy

(Jack black voice) have you guys seen the new fnaf trailer

#wait actually #jack black voice: #have you guys seen the new The Romance Line chapter #bc I am STILL INSANE AB IT OH MY HOF #Rah. you guys should read it if ur into human aus and messy MESSY relationships #so good oml #anyway #the stanley parable #tsp #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tspud #tsp stanarrator #maybe. #might be jpg. #not sure yet. #.png

[teeapot]

Southern Belle Lady with Flowers Teapot by Applause Inc.

#FINALLY A TEAPOT THAT LOOKS LIKE ME. FINALLY #maybe if the hair was darker. but i don’t care this is my teapot persona from now on #sooo uh teapotpersonapot it is #teapot #teapots #ceramics #wait actually #porcelain #ladypot #cottagecore teapot #cottagecore #teeapot #oh what a marvellous time to be alive and well. what remarkable gown shes wearing. a true distinguished gentlelady indeed. how noble.

[ohno-the-sun]

Luca Au Sun and Moon are AFAB confirmed?! I wasn't sure about this, but I had a feeling.

Moon and sun "bodies are weird" - I felt that

Yep yep! I think most of my human sun and moons in various aus are afab

There is something very gender about mermaids ppfpft

Hopefully I'll be able to go more in depth with it in the fic but I suppose we will see

#also yes handshakes you bodies are weird #luca au #felt a little nervous drawing attention to it cause unsure what people will think #but its important to me #and also this is my most self indulgent au #so im gonna just do what I want #I guess technically only sun is afab tho? #like moon didn’t get assigned anything #though he was called by he/him pronouns when first interacting with humans #they have the same biology tho #wait actually #moon is afab #assigned fish at birth #ba dum tsh

[purpleminte]

Hiiii (say it back pls)

#good morning #wait actually #afternoon

[lamortwrites]

Soliciting applications for a stardew business associate. Must enjoy fishing.

#real talk I've never gotten to ginger island on a singleplayer save... #where is my hot fisher person coming to save me #finish off my last community centre bundle please I beg #wait #wait actually #can you get ginger island w the joja route #should I keep my independence by being evil #ash.txt #last joja run I did was before the ginger island update I think I have not tested this

[indilaras]

Ms. Feeble Scholar.... save me Ms. Feeble Scholar....

ID: a bunch of sketches of genderbent Alhaitham from Genshin Impact; she is primarily depicted with her hair in a bun. On the right is a full-body drawing of her holding a sword with one hand and her mirrors in the other.

Next to that is Alhaitham in a tank top, holding a cup of coffee; she looks sleepy, and her hair is down to her shoulders. Below that is a portrait of Alhaitham smiling. To its left is her standing while holding a few books; in this one, she is wearing a short skirt and leggings.

On the top right is the scene where Alhaitham slipped the decoy Knowledge Capsule on Azar's desk; her hair is down, and red sparks are around her head. On the bottom left, she is at a desk, morosely writing on documents. End ID.

#my art #genshin impact #alhaitham #al haitham #genshin #genderbend #cw genderbend #i post this design semi often enough... maybe she needs a tag? for my own sake at least? lady haitham... fem haitham... ms haitham.... #wait actually #ms feeble scholar #<- will retroactively tag the old ones this too #sketchdump #image description

[shogas]

if i dont get a new tattoo or piercing this year im gonna die i think

#moon.txt #i havent gotten needled since RIGHT before the shut down in 2020 #wait actually #now tht i think abt it ive offically had snake bites for 4 years... #so so epic... #i want my bridge done tho aaugh

[he-who-needs-to-be-silenced]

hey Should I sneak out and do some rebeLlious activitiEs toNight (not CurrEntly, setting this up for tomorrow)

#be my parents #poll #responsibility #answer please #give me the best idea #I won’t tell you the reason of sneeking #no #feeling too sad #to do shit #might go to sleep early #wait actually #never mind #too late #lol #vandalism

[thebookishwallflower]

why are both of my lesbian autistic friends obsessing over (two different) queer-coded batshit insane medical shows

#house md #greys anatomy #medical malpractice really gotten hard in this community i suppose #ive overheard such insane things about both of these shows #wait actually #im pretty sure there’s established lesbians in greys anatomy so brownie points i guess

[crappyyuki]

You know the drill.

Zenonia!

I have a problem.

Aha. Ha. Yeah. Another Regret and Chael drawing. I love em. Sue me, I guess.

I love dad Regret with all my heart and I just love their dynamic, okay? Literally most of the flashbacks were about Chael asking for his advice. And aside from them having the best father-son relationship ever, the protag actually has a dad, a good dad. An adoptive dad but a dad nonetheless. How could I not love that? Best dad in RPG'S since 2011.

They are literally the main reason why I'm still in the Zenonia fandom and why I'm still waiting for the global release of Chronobreak even with it just being a standard MMORPG than Zenonia. I. Just. Want. Them. To. Be. Happy.

It has its flaws, sure, and plenty of plot holes like in Zenonia 1 why is Sun still alive in the Evil Route when its impossible for her to survive that attack or why the fuck did Dupre not tell Sun about Regret and vice versa or in Zenonia 3 did Regret know about Frey being Celine or did he just forget that Chael was an angel and just told him he was human but dammit the only flaw that matters is that they can't be happy together :(

And if Gamevil won't give it to me then I'll make it myself.

I want more Zenonia content :(

Oh. And don't let the cute sleeping baby face fool you. He cries all the damn time. Hence Regret's eyebags.

Regret loves him regardless :)

Here's the other versions!

I was trying to make a manga aesthetic. I hope I did it right.

#zenonia #regret and chael #again #bruh #i dont regret it #i will will this father and son duo to life with my barehands #they dont look alike now :) #because chael should look like his mom without the long luscious hair #he got his hair from temir but it kinda looks like regret's hair lmao #when hes older he tries ro copy his dad's hairstyle so they look more alike #regret thinks that thats cute but is also slightly concerned #shouldnt chael age slower since hes an angel? #thats why he looks like a toddler in zen 3 when in actuality hes probably 13-15 #regret should too honestly but i just headcanonned that he adooted chael at age 22 and is currently 36 in zen 3 #it fucks up the timelime so much but what else is new? #i just cant imagine him being 53 guys #sure he has the genes to look young but cmon! #i cant make him suffer for a whole 22 years! #hed have alcohol poisoning by then #wait actually #hmmmm #i'll think abt it more but rn hes 36 #blue eyed regret #it suits him #and i like to think its a subversion to blue being good and red being evil #but then again regret isnt evil #hes just built different #with chaos inside him i guess #he does get red eyes on zen 4 tho

[cienxpidity]

IM NO TA\ MATCHING W YOU ANYMP </3333333

ur sideblog is tho... its all good lol

#wait actually #noooo melll im so hurt #emotioanl blows #my heart stopped #broke #shattered.....