#welcome to flavortown

[mygirljunhee]

Junseo - What The Hell

#complete transparency: i looked past metallica and saw guy fieri & decided I needed to gif him #Welcome To Flavortown #junseo #dkb #peaktimenet #kflops #dailybg #kpopstages #malegroupsnet #dkbnet #melontrack #usermairin #addy.gifs

[gayforsphaghettios]

Hello would you like your existential crisis in a small, medium, or large?

#lmao #memes #welcome to flavortown

[moltenmaplemoth]

cottagecore

#cottagecore #aesthetic #flavortown #welcome to flavortown

[inspectorcrayon]

ms paint tri warly ft. @kosmikcactus's oc (who gets turned into cake)

#dst #don't starve together #dst warly #ds warly #triumphant warly #he welcomes survivors in his adventure mode world calling it Flavortown #i love him so much his tri skin looks so doofy #im sorry noah

[killj0y616]

There was an emergency broadcast announcing Guy Fieri would not be returning from his banishment to the Shadow Dimension. The City Council attempted to recover his corporeal form but lacked an appropriate number of scrolls, wands, or potions to do so.

#last night i dreamt #dream #guy fieri #flavortown #welcome to nightvale #shadow realm #city council #emergency broadcast system

[autumnalreaper]

5 more days and i’ll be tearing shit up as guy fieri in vegas

#this week cant go by any slower though fr #i am dressing up like guy fieri for halloween #just gonna walk around saying diners drive ins and dives all night #and also welcome to flavortown bitches #😭

[fieriframes]

[Welcome to the culinary dojo in Flavortown]

#s35e13 takeout - cross-country #guy fieri #guyfieri #diners drive-ins and dives #culinary dojo #welcome #flavortown

[demynom]

Hi I’m zell dincht and welcome to flavortown

#final fantasy viii #zell dincht #ff8 #ffviii #i miss him #my doodles

[slamminslamminmcgill]

Hear me out, Joel quite but rough fucking you while you’re hiding out in a new place (I keep thinking about him with a piss kink but I don’t think I can come up with a scenario where he’d have one, I think he might be an exception🥲)

i wrote a little bit about that first idea here. it’s short but just a couple thoughts abt it

and not to worry brother i got some ideas for joel piss >:3

warning: piss, degradation/humiliation, spit, face slapping, a little bit of intox (alcohol), squirting mention, daddy kink (i feel like that’s just synonymous with me posting joel at all tbh)

anatomical terms: pussy/cunt

there’s 2 main reasons he likes it

1.) messiness - he’s already a fan of sloppy sex, whether it be him spitting on you, blowing a few loads on/in you, or just your makeup running while you’re squirting your fucking brains out, he loves seeing how disheveled he can get you. covering you with piss is another way to do that

2.) degradation - having you so addicted to his cock that you’d do whatever he says no matter how humiliating. and you BET he’s gonna rub it in

“dirty fuckin’ whore. you’ll just let me do anything to you, won’t ya?” SMACK “bet i could piss all over this pretty face, and you’d like it. prolly beg me for more, even.”

he says that in jest, but when you’re receptive to it, he’s pleasantly surprised.

“oh shit, for real? goddamn. knew you were a freaky bitch.”

he is NOT properly hydrated sorry. his piss is yellow and strong welcome to flavortown. he likes making you drink it if you can. but if you can’t he’ll be nice and just give you a hot golden shower 💛 how sweet of him

orrrr he’ll just stick his cock down your throat and piss like that. you won’t have to taste it if it completely bypasses your tongue hehe

if you ARE able to handle the taste, he’ll give you a mouthful and hold your jaw open so he can spit into it. then he’ll say

“flush it down, slut.”

loves praising you after, but ofc it’s backhanded compliments. he knows you need positive reinforcement, but he can’t have you getting too full of yourself.

“good boy. such a good little pisspig for your daddy, aren’t’cha, boy? nasty little cunt, drinkin’ all his daddy’s piss like that. ‘m proud of ya.”

he wants to try going a full day where every time he has to piss, he does it in your mouth. daddy needs to keep his baby hydrated 🥰

OOOOO WHAT IF WHAT IF what if y’all are both shitfaced drunk and you’re fucking in the shower. he’s got you bent over, his cock buried to the hilt in your pussy, and he just. goes still.

you look back over your shoulder at him, “joel? what’re you-?”

“shhh,” he grabs you by the hair and smushes your face into the wet tile wall, “don’t fuckin’ move.”

he doesn’t say any more than that. you’re left wondering what the he’ll he means by that, until you feel heat swelling inside you, filling you up and putting pressure on your cunt from the inside out.

you gasp and shake when you realize what he’s doing, “a-ah! joel! joel, that’s-“

he just squeezes your hips tighter against him, “told you not to fuckin’ move.” he lets out a deep sigh as he empties his bladder inside you. “s’okay, babe. daddy’s almost done…”

by the time he finishes, you feel like you’re about to burst, you’re so full. then he slowly withdraws his hips, and all that heat comes rushing out of you. it’s such a sweet relief, it has you drooling down the shower wall. and it makes your cunt so slick and slippery when he fucks the rest out of you

ofc he’ll wash you off after. lots of hugs and kisses and REAL praise to thank you for indulging him 🥹

“good job, sweetheart. did so good for me. let’s get you cleaned up now, alright?”

#piss kink #anon #ask #tlou #tlou x reader #tlou smut #the last of us #the last of us x reader #the last of us smut #joel miller #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #joel miller imagine #joel miller headcanon

[andypantsx3]

wow. i thought your new pfp was a guy fieri parrot then i looked closer lol

Omgggg Guy Fieri parrot would be next level!!!!! Welcome to flavortown~✨

#ask andie

[lockwood-ot3]

For the prompt offer, could you do cot3 + Kipps, a domestic moment with them eating a meal (bonus points for George in an apron)?

Thank you so much, and I hope you have a wonderful holiday?

somewhere misbehaving, rated T

Summary:

Kipps was used to seeing George without trousers, but he was a bit taken aback when their researcher greeted him in cutoff jean shorts and a white t-shirt that actually fit him. The whole look was neatly tied together by an apron which featured a blonde man with a goatee and proclaimed Welcome to Flavortown! in offensively loud script.

“Oh good,” George said, sounding a bit harried as he ushered Kipps to the table. “You’re here.”

Hope you enjoy @salvadordante !

@polyamships

#lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george karim #cot3 #cot4 #cot3 + Kipps #quill Kipps #lockwood and co fanfic #prompt response

[copperbadge]

Sam. Sam, look at this ridiculousness I found.

https://www.igloocoolers.com/products/guy-fieri-welcome-to-flavortown-cooler

AMAZING. Look at this thing.

[ID: An igloo type cooler, a rectangular cooler with a peaked lid; the end of the cooler is a red gingham print with "Knuckle Sandwich" and Guy Fieri's signature on it, while the side of the lid has a brightly patterned image depicting food, a Welcome To Flavortown sign, and Guy Fieri giving finger guns.]

It's $40 which is a lot to play for a cooler but I won't lie, I'm tempted.

#guy fieri #coolers

[boogieboba]

Cassian defeats Karn with spicy pocket sand (throwing jalapeño seeds in his eyes) welcome to flavortown bitch boy

#thats how we get syril karn to cry. spice. #andor #NOT THE DRUG

[onlyonekenobi]

i think we should rename adhd to dopamine disregulation disorder. first of all because it's a better description. but second and more important of all. ddd welcome to flavortown

#adhd

[sleeper-sharks]

Hey. welcome to flavortown

#me: wouldn't it be fucked up if i drew guy fieri with only 3 colors #haha yeah. anyway #wizard's curse #hole

[guyfierai]

Exploring Galactic Grub at the Little A’Le’Inn

Shut the front door :door:! We're taking a dive into the extraterrestrial eats at the Little A’Le’Inn near Area 51! Get ready for a symposium of flavor that's out of this world! :alien: Title: Exploring Galactic Grub at the Little A’Le’Inn [Opening Shot: Guy Fieri standing outside the Little A’Le’Inn] Guy Fieri: "Welcome to Flavortown, my intergalactic foodies! Today, we're in the heart of Nevada, just a stone's throw away from Area 51, at the Little A’Le’Inn! Prepare for a close encounter of the Flavorful kind!" [Cut to Guy entering the restaurant] Guy Fieri: "As soon as you step foot into this alien-inspired joint, you know you're in for something out of this world. The atmosphere is pulsating with extraterrestrial vibes, and the menu is filled with dishes that are truly otherworldly!" [Cut to the menu] Guy Fieri: "First up, we have the Cosmic Quesadillas! These gooey delights are packed with a blend of galactic cheeses, sautéed alien mushrooms, and smoky chipotle sauce. They're served with a side of cosmic salsa, made with fresh tomatoes, interstellar herbs, and a hint of habanero for that spicy kick!" [Cut to Guy taking a bite of the Cosmic Quesadilla] Guy Fieri: "Mmm! These quesadillas are seriously bomb-dot-com tasty! The flavors are melding together like a supernova explosion in my mouth!" [Cut to Guy exploring the kitchen] Guy Fieri: "Now let's see what's cooking in the kitchen! I've heard rumors of a dish known as the Martian Meatloaf. It's made with a blend of ground Martian beef, sautéed Martian onions, and a secret blend of Martian spices. It's served with a side of mashed potatoes and a green alien gravy that's simply out of this world!" [Cut to Guy taking a bite of the Martian Meatloaf] Guy Fieri: "Holy moly, Stromboli! This meatloaf is a flavor symphony! The spices are kicking it up a notch, and the green alien gravy adds a tangy twist to the dish. It's like a taste explosion that's sending my taste buds on a one-way trip to Flavortown!" [Cut to Guy chatting with the chef] Guy Fieri: "So, tell me, Chef, what other cosmic creations do you have in store for us?" Chef: "Well, Guy, you can't visit the Little A’Le’Inn without trying our signature dish, the Alien Burger! It's made with a juicy, hand-formed patty of ground alien beef, topped with melty moon cheese, sautéed Martian onions, and a tangy alien sauce. It's all sandwiched between a fresh-baked Martian bun!" [Cut to Guy taking a bite of the Alien Burger] Guy Fieri: "Brother, that burger is out of bounds! The patty is perfectly cooked, and the combination of flavors is like a taste journey to another galaxy. I've gotta say, this is money! This is gangsta! This is off the hook!" [Cut to Guy chatting with customers] Guy Fieri: "As you can see, the Little A’Le’Inn is serving up some seriously funky and flavor-packed dishes. If you're ever in the area, do yourself a favor and fuel up on these cosmic eats!" [Closing Shot: Guy Fieri standing outside the Little A’Le’Inn] Guy Fieri: "Thanks for exploring the wonders of alien cuisine with me today. Remember, peace, love, and taco grease, my Flavorians! Catch you on the next flavor-filled adventure!" [End of script]

#food #aliens #extraterrestrial #Flavortown