#were you going to k*** me

[suiheisen]

j… jesus oppa ;____;

#ashsksjsks jesus k-idol era… and when he does his comeback stage…..??? #i just want you to know the last thing i saw before my plane took off was an “i’m going to jesus cafe” message from my grandma #and the first thing i saw when i landed fifteen hours later yesterday was 130+ unread messages on kakaotalk #and i opened it and most of it was cutesy photos my grandma had sent me of her and white jesus #also: she is not even christian…. her friends were like wanna come and she was just like WHY NOT? #also… if you’re interested… in japan there’s a manga called 聖☆おにいさん (translated as ‘saint young men’) #which focuses on the lives of roomates jesus and buddha #(also there are fancomics based on this… including. of course. jesus/judas) #christmas

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

#honor among thieves #dnd #dungeons and dragons: honor among thieves #holga kilgore #she is a BARBARIAN whose name is KILL GORE like who among us has not been in a party with this exact character #some new player who picked whatever they were told was the easiest class and gave them a name that is 98% a joke #and just piggybacked their backstory onto the most experienced player's as like rp training wheels #and then smash cut 60 sessions later and we're all getting choked up over john dingus or whatever #do you motherfuckers know how rarely i cry????? about ANYTHING????? #god it was so good #i am going to watch this an unhealthy amount #i want a separate movie for every red wizard and also one about xenk's backstory #his name is X E N K with an X these writers have played some fucking DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS #do i have to buy dead in thay now?????? i think i have to buy dead in thay now #i literally ran dnd on friday and this movie put me in WITHDRAWAL i want to play some dnd Now

[misc-obeyme]

Salmon

saloman

I mean, they are pretty dang close. I can just imagine him using that as an excuse to convince MC to let him cook.

Solomon: Let me cook this MC! I can't mess it up, salmon is practically my name!

MC: ... do you think I'm an idiot?

#at least that's how I think it'd go lol #unless there's something else you were trying to tell me with this? #if so I missed it lol #obey me #obey me solomon #hakurei-k #cc mutuals #misc answers

[kimaisalloren]

What a bother.

I just finally finished the anime and let me say wow just. Wow. I’m obsessed. Anyways new brush and I wanted to try some color stuff idk. Also bonus here’s if in black and white with a filter cuz I wanted to make sure my values were right

#weirdly people kept asking me if the neon was a filter #and it’s not #I just had this image in my head of a bodega and a neon aesthetic #but usually I never have the balls to go neon #so I made a piece to practice new colors new brush #In college in photoshop we were taught not to use that side of the canvas #uhhh #I mean color wheel #because it won’t print those colors #that’s what the little ! means when you shift too bright on the wheel. #if that makes sense #kusuo saiki #saiki kusuo no ψ nan #saiki k fanart #saiki kusuo #aiura mikoto #mikoto aiura #saiki fanart #the disasterous life of saiki k #tdlosk #I also wanted to balance pinks and greens since they match together hhhh

[clotpolesonly]

controversial statement but finding nemo has what the dreamer trilogy wishes it had. marlin and nemo could do tdt but declan and matthew could never do fn, i'm just saying.

#and what i mean by this #is that the climax of finding nemo wasn't about marlin finding out that nemo wasn't dead like he thought #it wasn't about finding him it was about mending their relationship #the climax of the story is AFTER they find each other again #when marlin showcases personal growth and demonstrates that he's come to respect his son as a person where he did not before #when he lets go of his destructive overprotective controlling dehumanizing (so to speak) style of parenting #and affords nemo the autonomy to make his own choices and the respect to believe that he can achieve things regardless of his disability #THAT IS WHAT DECLAN & MATTHEW SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN IN GREYWAREN #i feel like they got up to the ''you think you can do these things but you just can't nemo!!'' and ''i hate you.....'' part of the narrativ #and then declan shot up the fairy market and matthew hitchhiked home and they hugged it out and were fine again without another word #l i k e #i'm sorry but finding nemo did not go this hard on the same arc for greywaren to whiff it like that #Declan Lynch #Matthew Lynch #TRC #TDT #tags by me

[theinfinitedivides]

Jung Ki Cheol's 'to protect the two of you i gave up everything else. everyone who was with me' and Fitzwilliam Darcy's 'you must know. surely you must know it was all for you', in this essay i will

#tv: the worst of evil #the worst of evil #wi ha joon #wi ha jun #ji chang wook #im se mi #kdrama #local gay watches TWOE (and ships everyone within sight).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #unfortunately for my poor son they are not generous enough to not trifle with him i'm going to be sick #'why did you let me go. you too noona. were you ever genuine with me? did you only use me for the investigation?' #they can't even answer that basic f*cking question. they can't do it bc whatever will come out will betray them so they spin around #in circles instead God i hate this

[argumentativeantitheticaldrmgirl]

Adrenaline keeps on rushing in

Love the simulation we're dreaming in

#my face #oh hey it's me #selfie #should be dealing with responsibilities #felt cute #so here we are #k bye #going to live my #cottagecore #garden #dreams #in case you were wondering #🙃🙃🙃 #dua lipa #gettin me through the days

[moregraceful]

situations need to stop happening to me

if you're like, kasper is posting a lot of cringe tonight i bet he went to a psychologically damaging meeting today. you are correct. someone invited me to a two day "seminar" to learn about congregational care and i was like yeah that sounds like a good tool to have in my toolkit ig. could always use more education about how to listen to people. went to the thingy and they were like. sike this is actually an entire ministry certification. no this is not clinical pastoral education but you will probably be functioning like you have that training so don't fuck up. btw this means your church can and will funnel all their congregational care through you and your team so i hope you are prepared to hear people going through the worst grief of their lives. yes you do have to create this ministry at your church because we trained you for free. do you have questions <3 MORE OF A COMMENT THAN A QUESTION BUT IS IT ETHICAL FOR ME TO BE IN THIS POSITION OF POWER WITHOUT CLINICAL TRAINING? have you prayed today <3 NO!!!!!!!! it's always so amazing how many situations i get into just by being stupid.

#today k called someone ''the therapy by proxy friend'' and in that moment. i knew. i knew what had happened #being in therapy almost continuously since i was 16...i am the therapy by proxy friend... #people at church were like oh kasper is very patient and often has gentle advice. i bet he'd be good. NO ITS THE THERAPY #the worst part is someone was like i hope you talked to the senior pastor abt this certification and i was like girl. he is not even in the #damn country. you said this was a seminar. i thought i was just going to learn how to be a good listener. not fuckin alskdjhakadsal;khjdal #NO i did not talk to him before coming here. did YOU talk to him about me coming here. #because by tomorrow i'll be certified in this shit and unfortunately. NOTHING EITHER OF US CAN DO ABT THAT #like what am i even DOING here. i should be in the club. i should be at gay brunch. i should have gotten a stem degree #i should be receiving gentle kisses from someone who loves me in a city far away from here where i have no troubles #i am. 9am. chugging coffee. listening to horrific testimony. wondering when someone will teach me how to be a good listener #fresno oilers.txt

[deus-ex-mona]

biannual reminder that this event sure was a ✨thing✨

#(the two event remembrance dates are 14/3 and 11/11 btw~~~~) #it’s pocky day huh~~~~~~~~ well. more like sALES DAY YEAAYAYAYAYAYAAAAAA #man. i still can’t believe that the aiyuu pocky event was a thing. it was truly one of the greatest pieces of canon fanfics of all time #i wonder what the honeypre event story writers are doing with their lives these days… #i sincerely hope that they’re living their ✨best lives✨ and are still writing aiyuu fanfics in their spare time lmaoooooooooo #i want them to come back to write the lxl radio drama with them in ✨situations✨ tbh #(ok but guys what did you submit for the lxl situations?) #(my submissions were 1: they go on a lovey dovey date 2: they swap bodies one day 3: they go to the aquarium together) #(i saw some submissions on ft4twt which involved them having to deal with situations™️ w/ ft4. i hope those get picked ngl) #anyways manifesting white day kiss mv for next year leading up to the album release o k b y e— #shibaclown saturday #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

[astranauticus]

oh lol i forgot to post this robit sketches! because i have one (1) bit and im sure as hell gonna commit to it apparently

#rolling with difficulty #art I made #'shut your up' is a verbatim quote from an ex classmate i just thought it was funny #i dont think it was intentional i think he was just so angry that Words Failed on him #anyway im absolutely not keeping that maxim design. god i fucking hate clothing design *so* much #austin: 'hes a gold plated mechanite dressed in blue and grey robes' me trying to figure out colour placement: 'what FUCK' #i had one (1) good idea and that was 'skeleton shaped robit' and every other part of that design went to hell apparently #bc all the other mechanites we've had were either like... flesh..? shaped?? like that sorta silhouette (basically most of the old crew) #or more mechanical/geometric (vr-la's designs and like.. k-lb? i guess? if that counts) #so. therefore. bone shaped mechanite. also if i was gonna try that concept on anyone it may as well be maxim if you think about it #idk i thought it would be interesting. and also undertale was my first fandom so uh #ANYWAY. MOVING ON FROM THAT THOUGHT. #this started as a 2am intrusive thought of like #'we (artists in the discord) keep joking abt how k-lb would be a nightmare to draw but like.. how hard is it really' #anyway as you can probably expect. famous last words #i mean genuinely mad respect to noir but i think i said to one of my friends when i showed them this sketch #'i mean this in the nicest way possible but you can just tell he was designed for an audio only storytelling format' LMAO #if anyone is unwise enough to attempt this (so basically @ my future self lmao) #do the lineart and colouring for the wires in front of the inner electricity skeleton (???) and the ones behind it on SEPARATE LAYERS #drew the wires all together then the electricity and had to painstakingly go over the electricity with an eraser it was a fucking nightmare

[strangenessandcharrn]

something so personal about the parallel that is travis saying "quit acting like such a saint" to natalie (someone who is constantly being thought guilty of sin- though they never had sex) and shauna loving the saints because 'they were all so tragic' and then eulogizing jackie as a saint (someone who travis had sex with before her death)

they're so who is the lamb and who is the knife coded

#not to mention shauna wanted to have sex with jackie / travis wanted to have sex with natalie but couldn’t bc of societal implications #jackie is thought to be a priss for not having sex with jeff but it was bc she didn’t love him and wanted to save herself #and natalie is thought to be a sl*t bc she didn’t save herself even though she wanted to do it with someone she loved #and she was always going to be thought of as one bc people will make their own assumptions of you #which is the only reason why jackie even stays with jeff #beyond that they’re the perfect example of self preservation over selfishness #or rather it as a concept because they’re both hiding from themselves in the real world and in the woods #(and I love them both for it) #natalie sacrifices herself daily willingly and jackie wouldn't lift a finger at least when stranded for anyone unless she were forced to #bc I think deep down natalie has put herself in danger both for others but also bc she’s suicidal and jackie is rightfully selfish bc she #doesn’t want to die. but we’re not ready for that conversation #natalie indirectly caused the death of another person and jackie unintentionally committed ‘the ultimate sin’ but only one will be damned #just thinking #also this isn’t me saying that having sex or sex before marriage is a sin I’m only referencing christianity/religious imagery in the show #nor is su*cide or thoughts of su*cide #yellowjackets #they are NEVER beating the laura / audrey allegations (and yes I’m aware they’re very different) #natalie x jackie #jackienat #k

[girlwiththegreenhat]

love when the robot media hits me when i think i'm finally normal about robots. i'm never normal about robots. i WILL overthink The Media(tm)

#liz blogs #guess what guys this post is alsoooooo about #knight rider #kr #for the second time this year i point at someone and go 'you did some autism shit to me' got damn it #its about the isolating experience of being an Other. an Oddity. #but also being so so so so so cool. by nature. and also the funny blinkie lights :) #DONT FORGET THE EMOTIONAL GROWTH. I'M INSANE ABOUT THAT PART #AND THE FRIENDS YOU MAKE ALONG THE WAY ANYWAY <3 #rotating da fucking car in my brain microwave #also the whole crime fighting angle is good too but this post is about robots specifically #got me wanting to watch transformers again even. god damn it. fuc k #g1 is so sillie.... the 80s were so fucking SILLIE.......

[thatnerdinthecorner]

@partywithponies

#most fuckable taskmaster contestant #Julian Clary #Lucy Beaumont #Sam Campbell #Sue Perkins #Susan Wokoma #fun fact when i was a kid i was in the village panto & we did dick whittington & i played puss in boots. the guy who wrote the script based #puss on julian clary but i was too young so no one would let me watch anything of his bc they thought itd be inappropriate #we also a female cat who ran the kit kat club who was puss's love interest which i always thought was ironic bc even though i wasnt allowed #to watch anything he'd done i did know JC was gay. looking back though we circled right back around bc when i realised i was queer & though #back on all the crushes i didnt know were crushes the actress who played Kat Ballou was right underneath the original Cat Ballou #(a very nice place to be) #also yes the spelling change did irritate me. if youre going to use a cat pun dont change the c to k #it was already right you dont have to change it

[soldier-poet-king]

More updates on the whole job sitchuation this morning including a hurried whispered talk with a coworker while my boss was out for lunch and I am in some respects heartened and in other respects my worst fears about this have been validated

#the duality of fran #anyway it's like #coworker who has solid grasp and insider knowledge of situation #bc shes sort of a coworker but technically part of a different related org #anyway shes like. youd be perfect for it. asked a bunch of info about the position #passed said info on to me without prompting #suggested i get in contact with one of the ppl there who k already know #not the direct boss but another archivist i know already #without explicitly saying go for it she was like. well it's up to you. but then. gave me tons of advice #but she also basically confirmed my boss would be SOOOO pissy about it #like all the off vibes ive been picking up abt mt boss #i thought maybe they were one offs #but apparently she has quite a repuation at our office for being like that #and given convos and actions of ppl from other departments towards me lately #im uh. inclined to believe it #esp after last week's fiasco #but coworker wise sage was also like #dont not pursue an opportunity closer to what you want to be doing #just bc of the fear of this one thing #even when i expressed fear over shooting myself in the foot by earning my boss' professional emnity #she even volunteered as a reference (ive done some work with her) and just #i am going to throw UP #this is after my boss first thing this morning was like. lets get u business cards #im like. MAAM. she keeps making plans on the assumption im gonna be here forever #but better pay and opportunities elsewhere where i WANT to be #im going to. cry my eyes out #ive started skin picking in nervousness this is BAD #i guess i gotta. go email that other person to be like. hey can i drop by and can we chat sometime this week/next week #or barring that could we chat digitally but outside of normal hours when im in office bc boss is around #my ambition did this to me (but also shitty commute and cost of living ans my guilt complex)

[lovecolibri]

"Me at my angriest is not me at my most honest."

WOOF. As someone with emotional regulation issues (thanks ADHD/RSD! 🙃) needing space away to parce emotions and be able to come back and have a productive conversation is SO important.

#worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #fireside chat #brennan lee mulligan #also #i am once again reminded that the kind of person i assumed didn't exist so i should lower my standards and expectations #does actually exist 🙃🙃🙃 #i hate it here. i did not need this knowledge. #i could have been contented-ish being lonely forever rather than stuck in a relationship that didn't work for me #because my standards and ideals were too high and that was just on me for having unrealistic expectations #but apparently i just live in a shitty area with shitty people in a shitty society #ANYWAY #ask me how my brain is doing this fine weekend 🫠🫠🫠 #j/k don't ask you do NOT want to know #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour #he's perfect and i also hate having the knowledge that he exists

[marymekpop]

lovesick

#extraordinary attorney woo #korean drama #kdrama #park eun bin #kang tae oh #mygif #we were soo so so well fed with eps 9 and 10 #loving where their relationship is going #that k*ss in ep 10 too??? #i loved every single second of it #probs one of the most soft and heartwarming and best kisses in kdramaland ever tbh #and the handholding #and the way ljh continually proves that his feelings for wyw arent temporary #oh and the confession at the revolving door which is where they first met #IM NOT OK #cant believe we only have 6 more eps #im already crying #im not ready to say goodbye yet #like ljh sir youre not the only one who feels sick inside #the both of you are making ME feel sick