#brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[lovecolibri]

Okay, imma need all the gifsets of Buddie moments from s5-6 with the words "old habits die screaming" over them. No wonder KR had to literally never let them speak or share screentime. She couldn't keep them from oozing Buddie feelings because they both KNEW that was the journey their character were on and they weren't gonna let FOX saying no stop them.

No one will EVER be bigger Buddie warriors than Oliver and Ryan.

#911 #buddie #oliver stark #ryan guzman #the will scene wasn't a love confession my ENTIRE ASS #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[peydawgz]

Give me motivation Can I request Stu Macher with male s/o who wants to go hiking or go camping

Hiking || Stu Macher x Reader

               The idea all started one night whilst you were laying in bed, unable to sleep. You and Stu had been texting as you lay, head under the covers, the air getting to the point where you couldn’t breathe, but you didn’t like the cold air of your room. As you two exchanged late-night love messages, you let it slip that you’d been having trouble sleeping. Stu sent you a “brb” and within the next ten minutes there was a knock at your window. You sat up, covers falling off of your clothed body, and feet padding across the cold floor over to the window. You were surprised as you saw Stu there, smiling up at you even though rain shrouded the outside world. You quickly opened it up, and let him in. He closed it behind you, and hugged you tightly.

              “I couldn’t sleep either.” He whispered, slowly leading you backwards so that the two of you now laid on your bed, cradling you in his arms, close up to his chest. He hummed, petting your hair lightly and pressing his nose against the crook of your neck, nuzzling it. “I just wanna go somewhere, yknow… Let’s get out of here for a while and do something! I’m sick and tired of this routine. Let’s go on a road trip, or camping or something.” You said in a low voice into his hair. “I feel ya, baby. I couldn’t have said it any better.” He kissed you on your forehead and almost instantly you dozed off into his sweater.

               The next morning you woke up and Stu was gone, leaving you under the covers and a sweet scent on your pillow. You lolled out of bed, and downstairs to get a glass of water and something to eat. You peered at your phone as you made toast, and Stu sent you a text. “Get dressed and be outside at 10, I have a surprise. Bring a coat.” It read, and you darted upstairs to put on clothes with the toast in one of your hands.

               At 10, you were standing on your porch when Stu’s dark blue car pulled up and he opened the door for you. “Come on!” He shouted over the music, and you followed. “We’re gonna go for a hike! I’ve got all the stuff we need, so don’t worry.” He said excitedly, patting your knee. Your heart raced, and you looked up at him and his dumb smile. “Sounds good?” He asked, now throwing his arm over your shoulder. You nodded happily, and the car sped off.

               You parked at a boat dock nearby. Stu had a backpack with snacks and you had one with bug spray, flashlights, and other necessities. Both backpacks were equipped with sleeping bags. You two got out of the car, quickly taking a spray down with bug spray and the two of you were off into the woods. There was a trail so you wouldn’t get lost. Even if you did, Stu assured you that there was service. Holding hands, the two of you walked through the woods on the trail, enjoying the nice weather. It was humid, but a nice cool weather filled the air. Stu pointed out every squirrel and bug that he saw, excitedly clapping when he spotted a deer through the trees. Almost an hour into the hike, he was nearly mauled by a badger.

               You two found a stream after around two hours of walking, and sat down by the bank on a nice grassy spot. You shared some of the beef jerky that he’d brought (or trail mix; if you’re nut free then raisins) and watched as a bunch of tiny little otters cuddled in the cool water and Stu handed one a raisin, which he spit out back at him. One of the bigger otters that was pretty fat carried a dead fish head to Stu and nudged it to his foot, and you two decided to carry on after that.

               Stu held your hand as you walked, humming a little tune and veering you away from ant hills when you’d almost step in them. He’d show you the map he found in his dad’s office and point out where you were. “There’s mountains up here!” He cooed, looking up as if he could see them over the trees. “Yeah, like twenty miles out, babe.” You laughed and kept on walking. Stu really wanted to see some mountains, so you promised him that you’d take him up there on the next hike.

               Eventually it started to get kind of dark, and you were pretty far out, so you’d just go back to the car in the morning. You set out your sleeping bags beside each other, and then the two of you tried your best to make a fire so you could roast some marshmallows. You made smores!! After some cuddling by the fire you dug out a can of diced potatoes from Stu’s bag and some tinfoil. You poured out the juices and then plopped the potatoes in the tinfoil and wrapped them up so that they would fry over the fire. (It’s really good, I do it on the grill a lot) Stu liked it a lot! Good dinner!

 Nighttime wasn’t very lucky for you.

               The two of you were fast asleep when you awoke to hear a loud, scratching sound. The fire was going, but very lightly. “Babe, wake up.” You whispered to Stu, shoving him a bit. He stirred awake with a small, “huh?” And after you explained, he chuckled lightly. “I bet it’s Jason. He’s coming for ya, hun!” He said, giving your sides a little tickle. “No, I’m serious, do you hear it? Shh!” You huffed, and he listened. There the scratching was again. He got up and you clung to his shoulder. He flicked on the flashlight, and looked around. “I don’t see anything…” He muttered, until you pointed out the trees. Huge marks against them, bark rubbed off and a weird black substance on them. “Oh my gosh, it’s a bear. We gotta get out of here-“ You said, already done. The marks were so high up, you were sure it would have been almost 9 feet tall.

               As you and Stu hurried to pack up your stuff and stomp out the fire, Stu froze up. “Babe?” You turned around, only to see a huge moose standing there in front of him, also frozen. You grabbed Stu’s sweater sleeve, and slowly lead him away from it. A few minutes later after you were pretty sure the moose was gone, it ran straight past you and Stu and he let out a loud girly scream, which you laughed at.

               Once you were on the trail back to the car, it started to pour down rain just like the night before. You used your backpacks as shelter as you ran as fast as you could, past the stream and where Stu almost got sprayed. Quickly flinging open the car doors, you both hopped in, freezing cold and sopping wet. Stu started up the car, turning on the heater and you two cuddled in the backseat for warmth, falling asleep.

               The next morning you woke up and you were sitting in the car outside of your house, Stu fast asleep in the driver’s seat. You kissed his cheek, waking him up. “Good morning, hun. I’m sorry the hike kinda sucked.” He admitted, yawning and popping his back. You only kissed his forehead, “It’s okay! I had lots of fun. Let’s do it again some time.” And you hopped out of the car with a promise to hike again next week when maybe it wouldn’t rain so much.

#stu macher #stu macher x reader #scream #Slashers #requests #slashers x reader #slasher imagines

[thecrotchhand]

health class >:(

-ug

-did somebody say rick of suicide

-”ooh, there’s a laser!” -student teacher

-good ways to manage stress- “punching a hole through the wall”

-”do you have a long-term goal?” “dying”

-”we should deport justin bieber back to canada”

-”if you say you're gonna do something, then do it" "i'm gonna kill myself ;))"

-"i'm busy singing Africa by Toto" *off-key singing continues*

-"when you lose weight, where does it go?" "it goes to weight heaven"

-the guy next to me started playing Africa quietly from his phone

-"i'm talking to bowl cut. just kidding chris. i love you." "...i'm getting a haircut."

-"you don't lift to get swole" -st

-"that sounds not good for you" "i'm gonna try it"

-"during pregnancy, the women in here are gonna need more folate, iron, and calcium" "no, i'm gonna need a coathanger"

-"liar liar pants for hire"

-"is eustress good stress or bad stress?" (long silence) "it's good stress! yay!" -st

-good ways to relax- "11 hours straight of anime"

-"everything's gonna be ok" lmao good joke

-"precipitation... wait i mean perspiration. it still counts, it's raining from your body."

-ways to manage depression- "kill yourself :D"

-help the teacher (flynn) has been yelling at us for the past five minutes

-uh oh she said damn it's gettin' wild

-she went back into her office after and all of a sudden we hear a quiet "oh, happy Wednesday"

-"is it possible to have an abortion 700 weeks late?"

-"what's the r-word we talked about?" "rawr XD"

-"what does autonomy mean?" "it's like grey's anatomy but for cars"

-alcoholism is a good sims trait

-guy: sneezes

guy's friend: "god bless... america"

-”what do you say to your sibling during an argument?” "you should've been aborted" “no”

- "your personality might be kind of boring" "like a potato!" "yeah"

-"what does down to earth mean?" "it means you're like the lorax, you speak for the trees"

-"he was happy?" "yeah! put him working with me and larson for ten years and... we fixed him!"

-the student teacher generally has a habit of sarcastic yaying and it entertains me

-"jason (chris) move your head" "just throw a rock at it, it'll move"

-someone was trying to come up with weird phobias and someone suggested genital herpes

-"sir you've been diagnose with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia " "aahHH"

-"if someone comes up to you and says a mean word, you're gonna be upset" "hey sam" "what" "fuck"

-"i found a big circle"

-"*cough* flynn"

flynn, out of nowhere: "i heard that"

-"have you guys seen cabin in the woods?" "wait, the one with the cabin in the woods?"

-:(

-"let's say you don't have a gun" "pft, not in america"

-we were talking about miscarriage and cody goes "fetus... deletus"

-examples of anger- "when mcdonald's doesn't have ice cream"

-video from the 80's: "depression isn't talked about"

-a seal saved this guy's life and he just: 'ah yes it was all because of god' ¿¿¿???

-80's commercials are the weirdest shit

-yepperdoodles

-"...gonna get addicted to xanax"

-"you guys all did a really good job on your tests" "i got a C" "i got a D+" "yeah there wasn't a single person i was not happy with"

-"you say you see really good scores, but what i'm seeing is a D"

-examples of compromise- "i got a D+, but i feel i deserved an A, so let's meet in the middle with a C" "but what do i get out of it?" "if he passes the class, you don't have to see him anymore"

-"oh no my one feeling"

-"what are some ways to resolve conflict?" "killing yourself"

-"put away the candy this is health class"

-(talking about conflict) "...then the fire nation attacked"

-(softly) "yo what the heck dawg"

-"if they started a rumor-" "kill them"

-"when i was-" "a young boy"

-"you got two more weeks with the student teacher, then you get me back" *high pitched screaming*

-"they never broke out, and then one of them broke out"

-"wrestling uniforms are skimpy"

-(across the room) "hey man, can i touch your butt?" "i don't mind, dude"

-"let's say my wife is going to leave me and i'm... celebrating! oh wait"

-"they're fat and skinny, they're white, black, pink, purple, and orange-" "trump"

-"listen, idiotface"

-"do you think... the government is hiding the cure for cancer...?"

-i love government conspiracy theories during health

-"i... declare... bAnkrUptCY"

-"are we watching a movie?" "maybe if we're lucky it's the ring and it'll kill us"

-lmao i don't need drugs to feel numb

-"aww, flynn, we know you're drinkin' a bottle in the back room" "yeah, just look at ya, why wouldn't i?"

-The Weed™

-"weed stops your sperm from being produced correctly" "perfect, it's birth control too"

-"weed might shrink your... parts" "i think i'll just stick to meth"

-"weed might give you a special needs child" "it's wilson 2.0!"

-"i'm gonna be a drug dealer but not a mean one like a nice, happy 'eyy, wanna buy some drugs? :3'"

-oh no, grandma's growing weed in the basement

-"ahh, the weed's on fire"

-"guess that's how they caught the drug dealers. the deer were high"

-teacher: "ooh, i just sounded like yoda: don't smoke The Weed™"

-"hey, where can you buy a still? asking for a cousin"

-"raise your hand if you want to watch hentai"

-this guy keeps responding to people with "yes, my child?"

-"they put aborted fetuses in vaccines" "oh honey no"

-"how do you keep yourself from getting sick?" "stop breathing"

-examples of painkillers- "cocaine"

-"i know elvis presley is still alive because the king never dies"

-biggest drinker in our grade: "am i gonna be an alcoholic?" class: "you already are"

-c o m p r o m i s i n g  p o s i t i o n

-"trick question, i am hentai"

-"what would you do... if i said i could put you in your own hentai"

-"you're gettin' a hole in your nose oh my goodness"

-"depression" "nope" "wait... depression"

-"I can't remember the happiness i felt before drugs" "i can't remember feeling happiness at all"

-"oh you're back! just in time for meth"

-"oh my garage"

-"lotta meth in that town" "nah just incest"

-"it kills your brain cells. which some of you can't afford (staring directly at the class alcoholic)"

-"why do dentists have the highest suicide rate?? probably because everyone hates the dentist, i dunno"

-"that's accusations" "uuuuuhh no" "oh"

-"oh my gads. you got some meth?"

-"in the puss!" "terms" "sorry. vag!"

-"there's a pretty good chance that drug came out of someone's anal cavity" "that's why i don't do heroin"

-"hey, whose buttocks did this come out of?"

"i'm gonna go shoot myself with some dog food, brb"

-"oh my chicken pie"

-"i've been told we're gonna draw a penis"

-help they're genuinely discussing giving babies steroids

-"most of the female reproductive cells are useless" "just like my brain cells"

-the teacher keeps referring to developing babies as "little rat" and "alien creature"

-"if you eat my period snacks, i will eat you"

-*chiming* "is that santa??"

-"what's the only fluid that doesn't go to the baby?" "water" "no" "air" "no" "earth" "..." "fire"

-"you're supposed to snort those calcium pills" "don't snort the calcium pills"

-"mr. o'reilly, when'd you miss your period?"

-"is it true you puke the day after you get pregnant?" "no, if you puke the day after, it's from the alcohol the night before"

-fetus = jumbo shrimp

- i too, am a very sad lookin' heart

-"no, you cannot throw up your baby"

-"now that we've taken the baby home, we need to figure out what to do with it" "flush it down the toilet"

-"if you wear a hat all the time, all your hair is gonna fall out and die" "ha ha kevin, you're gonna die"

-"since i was 14. and i'm 112"

-"big dumb"

-"what do you want to be when you grow up?" "dead"

-"my parents say: 'hey... whatcha doin' with that 24-pack?'"

-"did jeffery dahmer's mom love him?" "hope not"

-"ohh i love the smell of babies *sniff sniff*"

-"they can be found in places that are... places"

-"why are there rotting apples under here?" "no you gotta let those ferment"

-"what's something you lose by age 3?" "hope"

-the guy in front of me had marvel porn on his phone????????????? hentai hulk's bright red ass is permanently ingrained in my mind

-"what am i supposed to do to live 2 more years? wrap myself in bubble wrap and eat brussel sprouts?"

-"for every 10 pounds overweight you are, subtract 1." "-50"

-"you're wearing a flamingo shirt, you're no one's favorite"

-"you don't snort viagra"

-"how do you feel about having guns in our home?" "how do you feel about how quickly i'd use it to kill myself?"

-"hey, 2 seniors walking down the hallway! wanna give her your papers?" "outta my way. hey! get back here and gimme your papers, ya bums."

-"it's not just the genitals that transfer STDs" "left calf"

-"what if they got an STD some other way?" "drinking sprite"

-"...serial monogamy-" "cereal is for mornings"

-"...trading sex for-" "chicken nugget"

-"you wanna try sex wearing a hazmat suit, go ahead" "don't kinkshame me"

-"STI: spaghetti time infection. it's an epidemic"

-"g- ross"

-"AIDS didn't come from sex with a monkey" "it's definitely about sex with monkeys"

-"what kinds of drugs do i need if i have AIDS?" "nothing, you wanna die"

-"do you know what they do to get rid of genital warts?" "chop your dick off" "mix wart cream with water and drink it"

-oh no they found out what they do get rid of genital warts

-"they shove a q-tip in your penis" "iiiiii'd rather die"

-"is that what tinder is? swipe right if you want crabs?"

-"i would suggest not setting your genitals on fire"

- "your penis doesn't do tricks"

-"do you have a driver's license? *nod* "do you have a car?" *nod* "are you a big boy?" *unsure nod*

-"i know it's only the last day but i will make you suffer for every last minute" "then i'll just do what i always do *sleeps*"

-our resident alcoholic was washing the board and people were jokingly flirting with him so he tied his shirt into a bikini and continued washing so the teacher docked him points for it. don't worry he was already failing

#quotes #notes #class #american school #american schools #meme #wtf #out of context quotes #offensive humor #i wouldn't be surprised if our class is the one that causes our teacher to become an alcoholic

[lovecolibri]

I'm listening to the first fireside chat for The Wizard The Witch and The Wild One, and as a creative who SO so so so so often feels like I need to have a reason or purpose to make something, this "100 jellyfish" story is just a kick in the chest and something I DEEPLY needed to hear. In this current capitalist hellscape where things are made to make money, having creative teams out there making things simply because they WANT to is SO important, and good god it fucking SHOWS in the products those teams produce. There are so many good audio drama podcasts out there FOR FREE to listen to, being made by people just because they want to get together with friends and tell a story! I am so eternally blessed to be financially secure enough now that I can support multiple podcasts monthly, even if I don't always have time to keep up with listening to them. Art is important, and art made for art's sake is the MOST important. So if you make art of any kind, please remember you don't need a reason, you don't need to only make what people ask of you to make, you can just...create for the sake of creating, and the world is a better place for it.

#worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #wbn fireside chat #i listened to brennan tell this story and wanted to fling myself into the sun and also create a million things at once #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[lovecolibri]

Yeah yeah Buck never meets Eddie and Chris if he's not a firefighter, but can we talk about the 118 literally changing EVERYTHING for Buck?!?! Bobby teaching him to cook, Chim the older brother he never knew he was missing had, Hen the surrogate big sister he needed, Abby his first relationship that tought him so much about not just who he wants to be but who he CAN be, Athena a mother figure who may be tough but is fair and still kind to him. The 118 changed EVERYTHING for Buck, and also gave him a safe and stable place so when Maddie needed somewhere to run, Buck had space for her to run to and a family to bring her into.

The ways the firefam has shaped the lives of the Buckley siblings is immeasurable before you even start counting how Eddie and Chris change everything AND how Buck changes everything for the 118!! He's someone Bobby can mentor and be a father figure to, he's the one to help Athena and Abby save that little girl in the pilot, Bobby fought for Eddie because Buck needed a partner, Buck introduces Carla to Eddie BECAUSE he met her through Abby, all the lives Buck has saved, INCLUDING Eddie and helping save Hen, Chim, and Bobby at various points, all the lives MADDIE has saved at dispatch including the whole dispatch center when it got taken hostage because she alerted Chim who got Athena involved.

It's a MASSIVE ripple effect and I am SO excited for this episode and frothing at the mouth for the fics we are going to get out of this.

#911 fox #911 #911 spoilers #evan buckley #maddie buckley #firefam #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[lovecolibri]

Okay, I absolutely need Brennan to never again describe anything about vampires drinking from someone because GOOD GOD 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵

#dimension 20 #dungeons and drag queens #jesus h roosevelt christ #help #i am UNWELL #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour #brennan lee mulligan #i need my brain to STOP

[lovecolibri]

Not Hob gaining new insight and still coming to a wrong (though logical) conclusion 😭

"So I think Hob was like, "You are a fool, that's all right." And is touched by their act of bravery and more smitten than before by an order of magnitude, but is very much like, the door is closed on that. Like, that was about them, and you were- it would be amazing if they even remembered you or- it clearly was not important."

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[lovecolibri]

Brennan's face as Oscar is reading the letter to Hob 😍😍😍😍

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #brennan lee mulligan #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour #SOFT SOFT SOFT SOFT #baby baby baby boy

[lovecolibri]

Okay, I was going to make a post later about how fascinating ACOFAF is but it dovetails so nicely with this scene of Hob so I gotta talk about it now.

The way Aabria was able to shift game mechanics that normally cover very solid things like "deal damage" or "sneak in and grab the stuff" or "do magic" into these more ephemeral ideas like "reputation" is SUCH a joy to watch. And it's interesting because typical "battle" episodes will give the players a goal that they will either meet or not, but in ACOFAF the *intention* of an action doesn't matter as much as the *perception* by others.

So Rue burns a letter spilling their heart out about how much they care about Hob, Wuvvy takes it as Hob is to blame for upsetting Rue and calls him out to duel, and Hob determines that, being a Goblin, his offers of polite kindness were so offensive to Rue that they couldn't even speak to him and he was so far beneath them, that they sent their assistant to duel him about it. I just...*screams*. It's so good. It's SO good. It's so delicious. I just started episode 4 and this season is perfect.

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[lovecolibri]

Oh BALLS. I just realized that since my niece is visiting I can't lock myself in my room all evening to live blog FHJY 😫 I'm going to do my best to still watch it though. It's a good thing the ACOFAF brainrot is going STRONG and also my tumblr app isn't working because i refuse to update it, so I'll be a little more safe from spoilers in case I can't finish the episode.

ANYWAY, thanks for joining me in my ACOFAF spiral, it is not slowing down and I'd say sorry but I'm absolutely not. It was the perfect season. I want to immediately watch it over again. I NEED merch. I need to go scream into the woods. I need to be wooed in an epic sweeping romance. I need to go dig a hole in the loamy earth. I need to put on fancy clothes and go to An Event. I need to sob into someone's arms. I need-something. Anything at all. Save me ACOFAF.

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #*ross geller voice* i'm FINE #(narrator: she was not fine) #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour #my own sweeping romance arc WHEN?! #where is MY 7ft tall gentlemanly yet feral bugbear huh? #*batman voice* WHERE IS HE?! #fantasy high #junior year

[lovecolibri]

"Me at my angriest is not me at my most honest."

WOOF. As someone with emotional regulation issues (thanks ADHD/RSD! 🙃) needing space away to parce emotions and be able to come back and have a productive conversation is SO important.

#worlds beyond number #the wizard the witch and the wild one #fireside chat #brennan lee mulligan #also #i am once again reminded that the kind of person i assumed didn't exist so i should lower my standards and expectations #does actually exist 🙃🙃🙃 #i hate it here. i did not need this knowledge. #i could have been contented-ish being lonely forever rather than stuck in a relationship that didn't work for me #because my standards and ideals were too high and that was just on me for having unrealistic expectations #but apparently i just live in a shitty area with shitty people in a shitty society #ANYWAY #ask me how my brain is doing this fine weekend 🫠🫠🫠 #j/k don't ask you do NOT want to know #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour #he's perfect and i also hate having the knowledge that he exists

[lovecolibri]

Brennan: I'm like chewing on words that I'm trying to say as I see that I've hurt someone. [As Hob] Uh, I mean only to say your magnificence will be visible should the hart approach, and it would be an honor to keep you safe here, um, should there be any other beasts in the forest and-and keep you hidden.

#dimension 20 #a court of fey and flowers #he just wants to be good and not hurt people's feelings!!!! #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[lovecolibri]

I'm wearing my UV handprint Malex fic shirt today and just got angry all over again about Vlamis having to write a fic about something that was set up from the start of the show that they just refused to deliver on. Like, nearly from the start everyone was waiting for a Malex handprint healing but especially after the pod squad started having each others powers. And we got a whole storyline about a bomb to kill anyone with Manes DNA, but somehow pivited to make it about m*ria instead. We got Alex being influenced by the Lockhart Machine and rescued by Michael, but sent to Deep Sky to be scanned and fixed. We got Alex dying from alien planet radiation and possibly not making it to their wedding and we STILL fucking got shafted and had him healed off screen. Like....*screams* ANYWAY. I adore every piece of RNM/Malex Vlambase merch I own but I absolutely cannot think about the show when I wear it or shit like this happens.

#roswell nm #roswell nm by behated #malex #we fucking deserved a handprint healing #it was continually set up to happen and then just didn't because the show never ever delivered on it's potential for pretty much anything #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[lovecolibri]

Oh man, my sleep schedule was already fucked but daylight savings as a night owl is the ABSOLUTE worst. I've already been staying up too late watching D20 every night and now I'm not tired even at my already late bedtime. But mornings, which are already INCREDIBLY hard are going to be that much worse. Just leave the clocks ALONE!

#brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour #this is ridiculous #i hate it here #arizona isn't that far away i should just move

[lovecolibri]

Tim being like "you can't control others you can only control yourself" and Lucy responding with "exactly, so I just have to be perfect" is SO REAL. What an anxiety girlie mood, woof.

#the rookie #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour

[lovecolibri]

My stress level at work is at an all-time high right now so I'm going to continue this battle episode of ACOC. I see no way this will go poorly for me, my stress levels, or my overall mental health. It's probably fine.

#dimension 20 #a crown of candy #i'm going to commit a CRIME if people don't start getting their shit together #ANYWAY #brb gotta go scream into the woods for an hour