no you don't understand. yes, I think that I am the scum of the earth, and hate myself immensely, and think that I don't deserve love of any kind, but I also think that I am the most important person ever, and love myself because I am perfect, and I deserve everyone's attention and love and and and
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dean: is that an angel blade in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
castiel: oh that's my angel blade, yes.
castiel: *stressed out because he thinks he hurt dean's feelings* but i am always so happy to see you, you make me so happy dean
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I wonder what someone who doesn’t follow tennis would think if they stumbled across a jannik post. who is this weird skinny ginger man and why do all the people in the notes have “sinner” in their urls. what devilish carrot cult is this
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my thoughts are like insane
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They should've gotten a gay sex scene too
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i may be a lesbian but damn. luigi. send post
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Do you think anyone ever told Sisyphus to just break up the boulder into smaller, more manageable chunks
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My favorite mh entry is when Alex gets pregnant and Jay’s the father
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my toilet is ticking. will it explode? will a group of secret agent mice come and save me in secret, leaving me to go on with my oblivious life not knowing how close to death I was, while the mice go on to do more thankless jobs? who knows?
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having a fictional crush is so embarrassing, what do you mean a 2D character is making me blush?
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imagine nikolai fucking you in the backrooms idk
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an extremely random and weird thought
in a scenario where there are phones in hogwarts and its all modern and stuff. mattheo riddle makes this tiktok (a really funny tiktok by the way) (theo is the guy thats „going to be the dad” and mattheo is the second guy). and you have to understand mattheo’s a popular guy. so the whole next day theo’s girlfriend spends explaining to people who didn’t watch it til the end and then came to congratulate her that she isn’t in fact pregnant and mattheo is just a stupid(ly funny) person
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Abby or Price tho? 🤔
NO ANON‼️
You don't get to do this to me
This is biphobia at it's finest form
I REFUSE.
They're both quite literally my ideal type in men/women, how dare you.
HOW DARE YOU.
Hot muscular tall bad bitch vs hot muscular tall bad ass dilf = both.
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i just wanna talk about mega grounder 😭😭😭 PLSSSS
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Damn I'm not allowed to anon anymore cuz my vibes are so strong that you could tell that ask was me TwT/j
{I like people somehow knowing things are me :³}
I knew it was you because you'd just liked the post in question. That's how I tell it's you or ajax 90% of the time, cuz you'll send asks immediately after liking the thing you end up talking about
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