#what the actual f u c k

[astromechs]

pirating avatar: the way of water, and two minutes in, there's already an immaculate conception

#the post wasn't lying #what the actual f u c k

[corpsegold]

Typing that out has had me panicking and freaking out sweating for the past few hours. I've been miming to myself and rehearsing talking to the woman about it and the only way I can describe how overwhelming and intense this feels is that it's like when I came out to my mum. What the fuck does THAT say

#i feel like throwing up #like anger mixed with shame mixed with a very strange relief mixed with a lots of hating myself and being exhausted #jesus christ its like hard to think about #to be honest i convince myself i have a new mental illness every few months this is probably just the next in a long series #ive had this realization several times over the years but i normally block it out and it makes a huge mood drop #talking to the alcohol guy and this woman and what the p.doc said where theyve been questioning my usual excuses or reasons i tell myself #has got me thinking about it again and this time my mood is clearer and ive typed it out rather than passed out and reading it back is #extremely fucking exhausting #it literally feels like coming out to my mum #what the actual f u c k #bro this is too much #jesus christ #its fine its probably just traits lol like its not the end of the world im literally fine #it literally cant be bad if i can see it #maybe its not true at all like im just completely wrong about this or im missing something or not understanding myself clearly #i need to feel like i can live the life i want one day otherwise i dont know how im gonna cope lmao #im tired of grieving for a person i never was #i cant cope with the idea that i might never get to be that person #ive been too scared to try on my own and if people cant teach me how to try or tell me I'll likely never be able to have normal relatnships #and be liked and secure and feel proud of myself and stop disappointing my parents #oh my god #anyway #just got a notif from the abstinence counting app it says #continuous effort is the key to unlocking our true potential #ig mb thats cool #whatever

[m0onjellies]

Doing math hw at homebecause I enjoy fucking around at school during chem lol

#what the actual f u c k #ares.txt

[shima-draws]

One Piece where everything’s the same except Cora doesn’t die but Law’s still determined to absolutely beat the shit out of Doflamingo anyway. Cut to post Dressrosa where Law gets a VERY frantic phone call from Cora who’s like what the actual FUCK I saw the newspaper this morning you went up against Doffy all by yourself?? You promised me we would do this together you little SHIT do you have any idea how fucking scared out of my MIND I was when I saw the headline and I thought something happened to you, Law I swear to god, and Law’s like yes Cora I went up against him by myself, like HELL I was going to let him lay a single finger on you. And Cora’s like THAT’S MY LINE!!! You’re MY kid and I should be the one protecting YOU!! And Law’s like what with your shitty devil fruit powers? What could you have done? You would have fallen on your ass and gotten hurt or shot or worse and I’d be too fucking worried about you to focus on anything else. And Cora’s like this conversation is NOT over but I’m so so glad you’re okay. And he starts crying and he’s like oh my GOD Law you know how insane Doffy is I could have lost you. And I wouldn’t have even known until after the fact. And Law goes all quiet and he’s like I know I’m sorry but I could have lost YOU and I couldn’t handle that. I couldn’t. And Cora’s sobbing and he’s like I love you so much Law and Law’s like yeah. I love you too 🥺

Meanwhile the Strawhats witnessed this entire conversation and they’re like. Wow okay that was a lot to unpack. Law’s got a dad and they’re very protective of each other and apparently his dad is Doflamingo’s brother?? And Law literally dismantled Doflamingo’s entire criminal organization and DIDN’T bother telling his dad about it?? No wonder he’s pissed. And they’re also like awwwww we’ve never seen Law so soft and vulnerable before 💕 and Law looks at them and he’s like. You repeat ANY of what you just heard and I WILL kill you. And they’re like ‘Mhmm okay yup we hear you loud and clear. Btw what’s your dad like’ with the BIGGEST shit eating grins and Law’s like Okay! Killing you now!! And proceeds to chase them with his katana

#Sorry I just wrote an entire fic on my post. Coughs anyway #Law keeping Cora in the dark about taking down Doflamingo is SUCH a funny concept to me #Bc well. It’s CORA’S brother. If anybody should take him down it would be him yeha #*yeah #But nope Law’s also an overprotective little shit so he’s like I’m going to do this and NOT tell Cora about it. #And when Cora sees the newspaper he proceeds to have a heart attack #Cora: WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K #Cora: IS MY KID OKAY. #Robin: It’s lovely that you have a father that cares for you so much Torao-kun ^^ #Law blushing furiously: Not another WORD Nico-ya #Meanwhile Cora is hopping on a boat and BOOKING it to Dressrosa #Cora: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON #Luffy: Hehe your dad’s funny Torao! I like him ^^ #Cora: Is that your boyfriend #Law: NO?????? #OKAY I’M SORRY I’LL STOP LMAO #One Piece #Corazon #Trafalgar Law #Donquixote Rocinante #Shima speaks

[lilypadpanda]

We need more (read: any) fanfics about what Hiei was doing with his time while he was confined to Human World. Like, canonically we know he was sleeping in trees, but what about other stuff? What the hell was he doing all day?

#Where was he getting food? #How'd he do his laundry? #Where did he SHOWER?! #Hiei fighting the local raccoons for picnic leftovers in the park #Kurama minding his business at home when Hiei walks out of his bathroom in a towel. “...You're out of the good shampoo” #“Hiei what the f u c k .” #“Also you're running low on detergent” #“Hiei this house has a SECURITY SYSTEM” #yu yu hakusho #hiei #fun fact: There's actually a sizable feral raccoon population in Japan #because people imported them to keep as pets after watching an anime called “Rascal the Raccoon”

[gritty-big-naturals]

PAIN TOLERANCE OF A CADAVER?????

HEY STEVE WHAT THE FUCK???

#SCREAMING #like. #he’s not wrong #he’s incredibly correct actually #but what the f u c k i’m crying #ryan lindgren #rangers lb

[samantha-and-her-chaotic-desires]

im gonna fucking cry.

(also im on the hellsite now so here)

#sean chiplock #vivziepop #oh my fucking GOD #WHY CANT PEOPLE BE NORMAL????? #FIRST IT WAS ME LOSING RESPECT FOR VIV #BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY VIV IS A SHITTY PERSON #BUT NOW FUCKING SEAN???? FUCKING???? CHIPLOCK????? #oh my fuck #jesus fucking christ #of fUCKING COURSE HE'D FOLLOW HER AFTER ALL OF HIS SHIT #F U C K #I'm gonna fucking cry #i'm actually gonna cry #sean i looked up to you what the fuck #I'm gonna unfollow sean now byeeeee #samantha screeches - but not in the good way

[bookshelfpassageway]

beat pikmin 4 and this is currently what i'm still processing

#my posts #pikmin 4 #pikmin spoilers #pikmin 4 spoilers #what in the FREDDY FAZFUCK WAS THAT THING #also how dare you make me sad about [REDACTED] :( #i haven't cured all the leaflings or beat Storytime with Olimar so #if there's more who's to say #but like what. the actual F U C K. the dog doin?????? #also i had a dream recently that pikmin had this bugsnax thing going on #there was a lot of blue goo that consumed all it touched but also grew any plantlife attached to it #the goo was sentient and learned to distrust #and so would not grow any plants i gave to it it just consumed them out of fear with no sign of stopping #(for the record the plants were weed)

[luescris]

I'm in an immeasurable amount of pain.

#lego monkie kid #lmk #lego #monkie kid #im shaking. its 10 o clock at night and im supposed to be sleepibg but i cant because my brain is so full #i dont even know what to think or how to process #what the FUCK was that ehat the f U CK #this is a lego. show. #l e g o. #why the f u c k #is it so fucking good #what the fuck #im going to explode like actually #my stuff #luescris

[zagreusm]

Cover art of a "planned"* rpg horror game based on the spanish folk tale "The giant's ring" (El Anillo del gigante) done for a class

*"planned" as in "I had to create a videogame idea and do a lot of material for it but Im not necessarilly working to develop it"

#zagreusart #spoiler: the fucking ring does not come until literally the last part of the fucking story #also it was the last tale available because I chose the one I was going to work in at the last minute AKSJFHASFKA #I had to rework a little bit of the story to make the ring have more protagonism #Im not sure if I will ever work on it tho #maybe I will since I had to make a game document design on it #but man ok listen #that fucking document #I REFUSE TO BELIEVE I ACTUALLY HAVE TO FUCKING EXPLAIN THE OBJECTIVE OF A FUCKING LEVEL THAT MANY FUCKING TIMES #IN AN ACTUAL GDD #HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU WANT ME TO EXPLAIN TO YOU IN A DOCUMENT THAT YOU HAVE TO ENTER THE LIBRARY. TALK TO THE STATUE FOR A SEARCH PUZZLE. #FIND SAID ANSWERS. ENGRAVE THEM MAGICALLY ON THE PEDESTAL #AND FUCKING LEAVE THE LIBRARY TO THE NEXT AREA #H O W M A N Y F U C K I N G T I M E S ? ! #perdon me exalte es que me estreso hacer esa cosa #idk what else to tag this srry

[sprucestairs]

my entire body feels like it's trying to kill me

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK #WHYWJYWHYWHYWHY #THE ACTUAL F U C K #HAVE I NOW HAD COVID THREE TIMES #YHATS IT. IM WEARING A MASK LITERALLY EVERYWHERE I GO OUTSIDE OF MY BEDROOM #I'm ean I should bc I'm sick asf. BUT ONCE IM BETTER IM JUST DOIN IT #THIRD TIMES THE CHARM YKNOW #HAHAHA I AM IN P A I N #MY THROATS RAW AS SHIT #IT HURTS TO SPIT UP SALIVA BUT IT WOULD HURT MORE TO BE SWALLOWING IT

[the-void-has-questions]

OH HORROR PODCAST WERE REALLY IN IT NOW

#I AM ACTUALLY SOBBING HOLD ON #HOLD ON HELP #this is getting absolutely no context except for these tags #hello from the hallowoods #MX CORVUS WHEN YOU SAID HORROR PODCAST I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ‘ITLL BE SCARY!!!!’ #NOT ‘ITS GONNA FILL YOU WITH EXISTENTIALISM AND MAKE YOU CRY MORE YHAN ANY PODCAST EVER HAS!!!!’ I DIDNT KNOW YOU MEANT #‘ITS GONNA CHANGE YOU FUNDAMENTALKY AS A PERSON!!!’ #WHAT THE F U C K!!!!! #if it’s not clear these tags are resoundingly POSITIVE oh my god I love this podcast and could not mean this kindly enough #I was not at all prepared for this. what. #also no I’m not caught up I’m on 97 (AND ITS HURTING ME) #FUCK. #ok I guess this is context #but still. AUGH. sobbing. my loves #NIKIGNIK I DO NOT WANT TO WAKE PLEASE. I don’t care if it turns out alright #I love this podcast sm

[gayraccoonthing]

GUYS GUYS HOLY FUCK OH NO SHIT I THINK I JUST DEVELOPED THE NAZI SALUTE AS A TIC WTF IM ACTUALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW I HATE THIS THIS IS WHY I CANT READ MEMES FROM MY CLASSMATES STORYS WTF I HATE THIS I AM FREAKING OUT AHHHHHHHH FUCK GUYS WHAT DO I DO IM GENUINELY SCARED

#WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY TOURETTES #YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT WTF #guys please any advice im willing to take it i hate this so much #it doesnt help that i was trying to learn german #guess i gotta stop that #guys im like actually scared i cant do this in public #or infront of people #or alone #or anywhere #FUCK #COPROLALIA TICS ACTUALLY FUCKING SUCK WTF #WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT #im never going outside again #oh f u c k #i know i have mutuals with tourettes guys please help

[catragemiau]

So about that season 2 of Good Omens.

Once again a new season of a silly little media is making me look forward to the future i.e. the next season. WHILE SUFFERING IN THE PRESENT

#good omens 2 #good omens season 2 spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #cat says #what the actual f u c k. #I feel like I was thrown away MYSELF I want to cry #AND YOU KNOW WHAT I"M DOING SO #Aziraphale stayed in character that's for sure DUMMY #I can't comprehend my emotions I just want to cry #what the fuuuuuuuuuuck my GOD #HOW DO THEY EXPECT US TO WAIT FOR THE CONTINUATION OF THIS MESS

[heeracha]

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#LEE HEESEUNG WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING HELLO ????? PRETTY SURE YOURE NOT THINKING ABOUT MY WELLBEING ?????? #BRO CAN YOU LIKE IDK BE CONSIDERATE OF MY HEALTH CAN U EIDNSJXNSJSJSKS LEE HEESEUNG WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K IM FUCKING SCREAMING #HES #…………whAT THE FUCK HEESEUNG #NO NO NO NOT HEESEUNG. ETHAN WHAT THE FUCK E T H A N #seungie

[crossdressingdeath]

Varric is being terribly generous when he says that no one could've predicted how poking the Qunari with a stick over a couple of fugitives when the city was already about to erupt would go. Even without the additional context of "The Kirkwall guard did fuck all to investigate because it was just elves and they were accusing a guard so they took matters into their own hands and suddenly it was a big deal that had to be dealt with immediately even though the Arishok was explicitly one more insult away from exploding", from the moment Aveline walks in and starts insisting that Hawke help her get back a couple of fugitives from the Arishok it's immediately apparent that this is going to end just so badly. Like, it is very obvious that Aveline's just determined to get revenge for her murdered (rapist) guard to the point where she either hasn't considered or doesn't care that it's going to make an already desperately unstable situation that maybe, just maybe could be brought to a reasonably peaceful solution now that Mother Petrice is dead a thousand times worse.

#dragon age 2 #aveline critical #AVELINE WHAT THE F U C K #HOW ARE YOU THIS STUPID #WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK THIS WAS ANYTHING APPROACHING A GOOD IDEA #'ooh the law must be upheld' WHY DIDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING WHEN THE ACCUSATION FIRST CAME IN THEN #ALSO I FEEL LIKE THE LAW IS LESS IMPORTANT THAN PREVENTING A GODDAMN WAR WITH THE QUNARI #H O W ARE YOU THIS STUPID #carver would've investigated #au where carver becomes a guard and actually investigates the accusations right away #and as a direct result none of act 2's endgame happens #because the elves didn't have to resort to vigilantism to get justice #because carver would make the guard DO THEIR JOBS instead of coddling them #and also would kill the man himself if the guard captain refused to do anything #and then hawke would help him hide the body and it would all be FINE