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shane jumping ship like violet jessop leaped from the britannic’s lifeboat in that one episode of puppet history
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Batman for real has to be the worst coworker — the one you dread having to ask questions. you walk up to that motherfucker like “can I take point on the next mission?” and he just hits you with the “I don’t know…can you?”
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Dean: Cas, am I ugly?
Cas: nonsense. I'm looking at you right now. You're the most beautiful human in the world
[later]
Sam: Cas, am I ugly?
Cas: very much
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I’m in a hotel and Eddie’s first episode of 9-1-1 came on. After the first scene, my boyfriend (who doesn’t watch the show) goes “I’m feeling a little gay tension between these two”
Boy you don’t even KNOW
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“Inside you are two Tommies, both of them are so mentally ill.” - MY BROTHER
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Trystan calling Bertrand Beaumont a Cordonian bore is my new favorite thing 😌😂
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Neil Gaiman sure went “I’m going to write a book about America” and set the opening scene in a prison, didn’t he.
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Caught smooching the computer, again.
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*George Russell voice* FACTS
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This was hands down the best part of the episode I literally threw myself onto the floor
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Listening to the Fathoms Deep podcast and Luke Arnold saying “Silver had one leg out the door and they chopped it off” caught me off guard, I have to laugh💀💀
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He’s not wrong… 🤷♀️
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Meta Knight: Why shouldn't you put a toaster in a bathtub full of water?
Kirby: Because your toast would get soggy!
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I can’t get over Mark Cohen like everybody around him is pairing up and having relationship problems and he’s just like “You can’t have relationship problems with a camera!”
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“what makes stefan kraft better than everyone else at the moment”
“well his jumps are better than everyone else’s”
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