#what the fuck is their ship name help me

[kb11rd]

suddenly remembered this anime and exploded (rewatched/read the entire series I'm so normal)

#kebb's art #toriko #toriko fanart #komatsu #komatsu toriko #love toriko #honey prison warden love #zebra #heavenly king zebra #zebra x komatsu #zebramatsu #what the fuck is their ship name help me #their height difference is slightly annoying because poses that fit are so hard to find #love sorry i love you but that man is gay as hell #toriko is DENSE #zebra centric because i want his gender and his built ngl

[manitapaleta]

listen,….. we don’t know y hermie didn’t grow up with his dads but i already know its going to DEVASTATE ME when anthony tells us bc i know they would have loved the little joker, our sweet little thespian (also big brother nick hellooooooo)

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #jodie foster #scam likely #hermie the unworthy #scam actually #nick close #nick foster #nicholas foster #nicholas close #scodie #idk wtf is their ship name someone help #my art #wasn’t originally gonna make a lil comic but then i was like what if they didn’t tell nick and he comes home one day to hell and hermie is j #just there and everyone’s like o FUCK WE DIDNT TELL U LOL #also the idea that hermie is just now learning of his true family and he has a uncle and brother and two dads he’s never met but (i hope i b #believe i want it to be true) they love him v v much and the thought of nick meeting hermie and immediately taking on a big brother role mal #makes me wanna CRY bc he’s already taylor’s friend and yeah he said trust no one but he’s good to his son and he’s his baby brother who he’s #never met but what if he just feels v protective over him bc he’s been thru so much already and is now having an identity crisis bc WHO IS H #HERMIE??? like idk it’s a bit melancholic to think abt what if they were in each other’s lives??? how would have nick been as a big bro??? #sigh it’s 2am and i have work in 5 ish hours but i just had to get this outttt

[hotguybullseye]

Jimmy and Tango's base only has one bed and I'm thinking so many thoughts about it:

They don't have enough resources for more than one bed, it was hard enough just getting the one, but it's better than nothing at least. They can make this work, it'll be fine. The first night they sleep in their new house they lay down to sleep back to back, both of them nearly hanging over the edge, trying not to crowd each other, trying to respect the other's personal space. But in the morning Tango wakes up to find them now facing each other in the center of their little bed, legs tangled together beneath the sheets, Jimmy's face is pressed into the nape of his neck, and both of them have their arms wrapped around each other. At first he tries to wiggle his way free without waking Jimmy, in hopes of escaping the situation with minimal embarrassment for the both of them. But then Jimmy, still mostly asleep, pulls him closer, tiredly muttering "no, you're warm" and Tango just. Can't resist. He wraps his arms tighter around Jimmy, nestling his cheek comfortably against Jimmy's soft blond hair, and lets himself drift back to sleep. They can deal with this when they're both more awake.

#[slams fist on table] AND THERE WAS ONLY. ONE. BED. #im going feral #im so soft over them help me #hrngh soft hours #trafficshipping #trafficblr #traffic smp #double life smp #double life spoilers #technically #dlsmp #dlshipping #jimmy solidarity #tangotek #tango tek #what the fuck is their ship name #jimango #we'll go with that one

[otaplover]

gay crypters doodles on twitter

#fate grand order #scandinavia peperoncino #daybit sem void #daypepe #daybit autistic swag sem void #pepe my beloved my everything #tezca is the sugar baby #[pushes daybit] move it bitch boy im about to hit it #tezca is their extra partner that enters their house at 3am to get laid and some snacks #help what the fuck is the ship name for these two here #im delusional cos pepe is alive and well and the two are married and adopted kadoc #the two are like that bayonetta and jean meme where they unleash a christmas reckoning but the gay version #im literally just waiting for lb7 to fuck me up lmfao

[imnotpayingforurtherapy]

THE TEMPTATION TO WRITE A SIRI X ADAM FRANKENSTEIN CRACK FIC IS SO HIGH RN

ONE NOTE AND I'M DOIN IT

#PLEASE HELP ME #I AM #NOT OKAY OR MENATLLY STABLE #BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS AND EATING CEMENT #STEALING CANDY FROM CHILDREN AND DENTURES FROM THE ELDERLY #TAKING AN ELEVATOR JUST TO PUSH EVERY SINGLE BUTTON #i am a menace to society #bungou stray dogs #bsd #adam frankenstein #crack fic #Siri x Adam #what's their ship name? #Adri?? #WAIT THATS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING PRETTY #WHERE MY ADRI SHIPPERS AT?!? /hj

[starofhisheart]

If butcher/homelander is my dick, hughie/butcher is my heart, ya know?

#it is nearly 2am and I am past exhausted but I cannot get them out of my brain #i am a gramma basically who usually sleeps around 8:30pm #so u can imagine the devastation a night like this will bring #anyway unrelated but I cant stop staring at karl urban's butcher beard #I was never a beard-liker but butcher got some kind of toxin help #(this is a lie I love beards. at least not adult me. teen me hadnt wisened up quite yet) #argh i havent even tagged this bitch yet what am I talking abt #butchlander #uhhh what was hughie/butcher's ship name again??? #fuck my 2 braincells have left the building

[underlockv]

Ashley and Mia meeting in college and later getting married leading into Ashley RE7 Protag. This is not actually role swap but more a slightly to the left au (not exactly the same as my text post, keeping Ashley in RE4 and still engineering Ethan as RE8 protag as well as giving him a supporting role in 7 (ask me how!)

#ashley graham #mia winters #mia what was your maiden name #my art #mashley #mashley? #someone help me think of a less silly ship name #because ashley was still in re4 #she goes on to study entomology #because trauma shapes ppl in interesting ways #mias studying mycology #I keep thinking of the scene in re7 where ethans crawling through the narrow wall space #and bugs are coming out and hes like fuck fuck fuck #but its entomologist ashley #and she is just mumbling to herself what a strange species of scutigera coleoptrata #should i take samples? #lmao #shes less scared of marguerite than she should be #also mia wouls be mia graham now #but no one would know what that tag meant #resident evil

[narutomaki]

get me OUT OF HERE

#this is about fucking. shipping. fucking orochimaru. get out of this polycule all of you shoo!!! go!!!! #STOP HAVING BABIES AND BEING HAPPY AND GOOEY!!!! STOP!!!!!! YOURE RUINING ME!!!!!!!!! #the fucked up little version of Obito ive made tho and his fucked up little niche of functionally immortal reincarnated body sharing #its like ive made him cat nip for Orochimaru. i was JOKING INITIALLY RIGHT??? I WAS LIKE #HAHA OROBITO HAHA HA HA HAAA FUCKING HELP MR #IM IJ HERE NOW LIKE OH YEAH AND GENE SPLICING IS SOMETHING OROCHIMARU HAS EXPERIENCE IN #AND GIVING HIM THIS AS A HEALYHY OUYLET AND MAKING HIM A MOTHER IN ONE FELL SWOOP #Obito has like 15 kids by the time Miho is created so shes not going yo be his heir (his heirs mother was an Uzumaki he hit it off with and #asked to have a kid with young (17) so shes 14 by the time the main series begins) #any way. Kakuzu being like ok you can have a chold under this roof but i will not be responsible in any way for it #and then holding Miho exactly once and going like 'oh i get why mothers die for their babies now' #Kisame takes the longest to warm up to her which surprises him bcus he gets along well with the rest of Obitos children #(Obito is like well. fuck you guys. Uchiha clan in Ame time and offers people contracts like in situations of fertility he adopts the mother #and father into his clan and turkey basters it (okay no he does send them to the hospitla but) and otherwise offers #a home a name etc for agreeing to join as either a civilian clan member or to have a child of his and some of the #second parents are like oh fuck yeah i want a kid but not a relationship/my husband is infertile/whatever and raise the child #as their own with very lityle input from Obito but some Obito has raised / was raising essentially on his own (such as his heir whos mother #didnt want to be in a relationship with Obito but wanted to test out motherhood and found she Could Not Do It and is now #more of an estranged aunt figure but 14 y/o doesnt have much bad blood about it bcus she has The Scariest Step Dad squad and #is 1000% creepy teen girl coded and it gets validated in sooo many capacities. cant do unethical experiments on mice when one of your step #fathers can bring you into the lab and teach you how to actually do the work and deal with an ethics commity that yes we have to #otherwise your father gives us the neutral but disappointed face) #ANY WAY #CAN YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ?? LET ME THE FUCK OUT!!! LET ME OUY LET ME OUT HELP SOMEONES FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

[taldigi]

Hey! Super cool fact!

PV Felix is actually PV Adrien! His name has been Adrien since at least 2012 :-)

Felix was a fan name people were using :-) and the production staff have ripped that aspect, As well as PV Adriens outfit, from the fandom for their series original character, Felix Fathom! :-)

why, now that this information has been shared, It seems that they are not the same character at all! Shucks, they barely even act the same, Even though they both wear vests and have blonde hair :-)

So, at a glance they may seem similar in appearance, equating them is just as silly as calling Adrien and Felix Fathom the same character. :-)

#-um actually people are free to call ships whatever name they want :-) have fun! Don't let people police you!- like shut up kid #🚬 #I'm really tired of people trying to come onto my posts and accuse me of policing them #I'm so tired that people have zero reading comprehension and refuse to actually learn about the fandom that they are being so vicious about #When I go to my vegetable drawer I want to see vegetables not socks #And I would very much like to keep the socks out of My vegetable drawer because I don't need vegetables I need socks #It's not policing anybody fuck that kind of language It's proper organization and helping people find what they want to find

[revenantghost]

Me, before I the Pete/Vegas dynamic was introduced in the show but seeing rumors of it: Ugh, this sounds awful??? Who would be into this??????

Me now, a fool: *laughing and crying whilst 500 words into a Beauty and the Beast AU poem!fic while spewing headcanons and digging into symbolism with a friend*

#KinnPorsche #KinnPorsche the Series #VegasPete #PeteVegas #Pete x Vegas #Vegas x Pete #Pls help me fandom what's the ship name here #I am new and afraid to hop into the fandom #But yeah #It's me I'm the fool for judging this before we got to it #Props to the acting for fucking KILLING this role to make me believe he's unlovable for so long AND THEN PROVING ME WRONG #(For Vegas) #Got they're both so messed up but they're inspiring each other to heal and accept themselves and AHHHHHHHHHHHH #Anyway #I know it's not a genre most people care to read but I'm DOING IT because they INSPIRED ME #IT'S! SO!!! COMPELLING!!!!!! #FUCKED UP AND COMPELLING!!!!!!!!

[bitegrip]

not sure where else to put this n i've posted abt spop here before but. i am revisiting the series on a whim & i have a girlfriend now (fhfhdj life update?) who i love vv much and angella reminds me sm of her that i cried a little when she sacrificed herself. this is the first time that i've cried over a character death/piece of fiction since i was a child & the first time it's bc of personally seeing my reality mirrored in a character n i am UPSET

#yall. im going through it. #it does not help that I ALSO RESEMBLE KING MICAH #AND THEIR DYNAMIC RESEMBLES OURS #LIKE. IN VERY KEY WAYS. FUCKING #this is a first for me im so amused & moved snjsjjfjjg #anyw i love her sm & yes i am extremely lucky #leo's mind is an enigma #text #tag later #what is micah & angella's ship name i need to cope

[robotwrangler]

Tbh playing Warframe is worth it just for Ordis. Like don’t get me wrong, loads of other stuff about it is wonderful too, but he is genuinely such a highlight of the game to me & I never once in my life thought I’d say that about an npc in an MMO of all things

#I love everything about him as a character. it’s like he was designed for me specifically #ship’s ‘‘a.i.’’ with a cute voice? enthusiastically loyal and helpful and caring? a tiny bit silly..? literally couldn’t be more perfect #warframe is the only mmo I’ve ever played that has actual likeable characters and genuinely cool lore & quests for them #I can’t think of a single other mmo where I have cared about a single npc or even remembered their name after a few days out of the game #plus the fact that you don’t have to spend literally any money on it for it to be fun.. like. what other free to play game could EVER #the premium currency is literally only used for cosmetic stuff & not ever required to progress #and you can get it for free by selling rare stuff you find to other players #also the level design is so cool.. the void levels especially but also just all of them #the open worlds are really nice and even the mission areas are kinda gorgeous depending on the planet you’re on #don’t even get me started on the warframes themselves. sooo fucking cool. all of them #not to mention what they actually are and the lore involving them #I love the story so much. it has a better story than some actual singleplayer story-driven games I’ve played #ok ramble over now. tldr Ordis is delightful and everything else in warframe is also delightful

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

For dating game: Donna Noble for a non Mash option from something I'm pretty sure I've seen you reblog stuff from, BJ, and Klinger

I can't believe I got 2 Donnas for this game and neither were the MASH one haha. And yes I AM a Doctor Who fan but like with Twin Peaks I'm only a shallow fake one because I only feel really passionate about RTD era :( sowwy again. I'm 0 for 2 today. But at least I didn't skip MASH s1-3 AND I didn't skip the 9th Doctor AND I read Laura's diary + Dale Cooper's tapes. So now everyone has to give me a little headpat and forgive me and say they're not mad at me thank you <3

Donna Noble

I couldn’t handle Donna QwQ I couldn’t match her energy it’s very sad :( I feel like I would do the exact opposite of what the Doctor did for her in terms of bringing out her most amazing qualities. And I do really try to highlight and praise the qualities of people in my life!! I just don’t know if I could help her reach her full potential. Which sounds like one of those weird therapy-talk approaches to relationships but unfortunately sometimes when you really admire someone you actually do start thinking about things like “am I supporting her journey effectively” and all that. But this is just a date right so it can just be a casual thing. I feel like Donna is someone with whom I could straight up be like Hey so I was never socialized properly and your last relationship ended comically terribly so do you want to like try practicing dating with each other? I think it could be fun! And then eventually she could move on to find happiness with Mr. Temple :)  

Wait actually sorry quick tangent if Donna doesn’t remember the Doctor what does she think happened to her fiance from way back when. Does she. Does she remember the giant alien spider or. Hang on--

BJ Hunnicutt

BJ Hunnicutt is the human equivalent of Disneyland. Everybody in the entire nation is absolutely obsessively feral over it it’s sooo beautiful it’s sooo fun you just HAVE to experience it it’s a quintessential expression of the American dream blah blah blah. But I will never attend this overpriced (constantly borrowing money) and overcrowded (too much competition from the rest of Mashblr) theme park. I do not care for its fastpass system (willingness to cheat on his partner) or its uninspiring coaster design (anger issues), and I am further offended to hear of the constant introduction of cost-cutting measures that harm visitor experience (growth of mustache). Not even the prospect of purchasing a fully functioning Cogsworth clock (chance to join the Punnihawk polycule) is enough to tempt me. It’s not happening. I am going to Dollywood (Maxwell Klinger).

Maxie my beautiful girl Maxie whomst is so very adored by me

My wife my kitten my sweet snuggly wuggly good time gal. My Dollywood. Know that I love and adore Maxwell for eternity <3

BUT. I must love her from afar because I couldn’t in good conscience waste her time when I figure there must be a more compatible match out there, ya know? Like, I know hardly anything about baseball and I wear the same clothes every day and I don’t eat red meat so I can’t even share those beloved hotdogs. Max deserves the Best as I’m sure we all agree, and we know he wants a serious long term partnership. I want the same thing, so I know that such a lifelong, committed relationship should be with someone who finds themself more easily compatible with Max’s tastes and interests.  

On an unrelated note, Charles sure seemed to get super into baseball in War For All Seasons, huh? :) And we know he cares a lot about his clothes, as we see him hiring a personal tailor at least once! :) And he was surprisingly eager to get to share in Max’s hotdog delivery in The Grim Reaper, too! :) So many random fun facts in this world \^w^/

#sorry 4 slipping in unwanted shipping content right under the wire like a youtuber rushing through a last minute plea to like and subscribe #I couldn't help it your honor :| #Asks that make you wrack your brains for 10 minutes straight only to give up and google what Donna's husband' first name is. It's Shaun. #I wonder if we'll see more of him in the New Content I am legit Excite wahoo #Starky loves answering questions #marley-manson #sorry for being so dismissive of BJ :/ it will happen again #also Idk if that joke made any sense. does anyone here still remember Vriska (Vriska). #mash #THE COGSWORTH CLOCK IS REAL BTW BUT IT'S $80 >:((( FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF I NEED TO STEAL HIM #HE BELONGS WITH ME!!!!! #also to be clear I've never been to disneyland obvs lmao I'm just a Jenny Nicholson / Defunctland enjoyer #I loooove watching stuff about the disney parks being bad and failing I know it's dumb and petty #but it's the only source of vengeance I get in this life #BTW did you know DOS purchased a house that used to belong to Walt Disney. idk if it was like on purpose or anything but he did #king shit I think. I hope he had crazy gay sex there. for petty reasons but also just cause he deserved that obviously. #The fact that literally anyone follows this blog and chooses to see these posts is a Bible level fucking miracle. #THANKS FOR THE ASK <3

[idk-i-just-really-like-tsc]

also the 911 promo has me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 i am scared of drowning im abt to go thru HELL

#you know what 911 ep freaks me out the most #the plane crash IN THE WATER #im also wanting to go on a cruise this year this ISNT HELPING!!!!! #also what the fuck exploded on this ship yk. #also did anyone else hear athena say Bobby’s name at the end #im not ready #literally save my parents #bathena #911 on abc #abc I don’t trust u:)