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colinodonoghue · 2 months
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colinodonoghue1: Rest in Peace Chris! Heartbroken! My love and thoughts go out to Erin and the boys! You will be missed brother! You were the real captain!!
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str8up-vanilla · 4 months
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(during the missing year)
Smee *knocking on the Captain's door*: Umm sir the crew were wondering if we'd be doing any pillaging today? You've been busy the past week and we're just concerned that-
Killian: If you knock once more to ask me anything you and anyone who questions me will be walking The Jolly's lovely plank!
Smee: R-right of course captain I'll go inform the crew.
*leaves*
Killian *holding a flower*: Right, now where was I...ah, *plucks petal* she loves me *plucks petal* she loves me not
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thepirateandhisson · 6 months
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Jared Gilmore (“Henry Mills”) is engaged!!
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Bonus:
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victoriously-regal · 2 months
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Oh my goodness, I just heard about Chris Gauthier. He was only 48. Such a tragedy.
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1976-2024
Rest in peace <3
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*sometime during the s3 gap*
Smee: You need to stop planning your life so far in advance.
Killian: I'm not.
Smee:
Killian: When the time comes, I want my ashes spread over...
Smee: Emmma? Is it Emma? Yeah, I know.
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chess-blackmyre · 1 year
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Shout out to William Smee. Guy just wanted to try to trade a magic bean for immortality. Gets kidnapped by pirates. Gets a front row seat to The Worst Day in this objectively hot pirate captain’s life. And when this guy has the balls to ask for his magic bean back, then the captain’s just like “hows about instead I give you a job and you can come with us to Immortal Island”
This guy had a Really Weird Day about three hundred years ago and the jury’s still out if that was the best or worst thing that’s ever happened to him.
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colinoeyebrows · 2 years
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Once Upon A Time Appreciation Week 2022 Day 2 Favourite Side Character Or Cameo ➯ Mr. William Smee
“Black Beard? But, he's the most cutthroat pirate to ever hoist a sail. After you, of course.”
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A Year Without (6/?)
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Summary: After the curse returns Killian to the Enchanted Forest, he struggles to acclimate to his old life and his old ways. When a bird with a letter and memory potion arrives on his ship, he accepts the challenge to find Emma and help her save her family. Getting to Emma won't be easy and will cost him dearly, but what choice does he have when he cannot go a day without memories of her haunting him?
A03 | CH  1  |   2  |   3  |  4  |  5  |  6  |  7  |  8  |  9  |  10  | CUTS
A/N: The "Singapore" in this chapter is an entirely fictionalise pirate port created for plot reasons and because we know Jack Sparrow has a history with this island. I recognise the lasting damage and horrific practices of the historical and very real British East India Trading Company and the British Empire which impacted the real island nation, as well as many, many other countries and peoples. It is not my intent to romanticise or make light of these atrocities. Day 189
“Land, to the starboard,” Mullroy called down from the barrel. 
Hook peered through his spyglass to confirm the sighting, sweeping the horizon until his eyes caught on a green mass, wrapped in a thick grey haze. He lifted the handle resting in his hook enough to direct the ship to the familiar docks. 
The dense jungle of the island and early morning fog hanging heavy over the island were eerily similar to Neverland. However, the sun would soon rise and part the fog, the bright rays reflecting off the thick foliage. The island would appear like an emerald shining against the deep blue sea in the afternoons.
During his stays in that cursed realm, the sun in Neverland would never have been so bold. Hook suspected Pan’s hold over the island kept the realm in a permanent state of grey. Perhaps with the death of Pan, the island would more closely resemble the beauty of the island before him. He hoped he never had reason to be certain of his suspicion. 
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Once they had reached the docks and moored the ship, the sun had already cleared the morning fog and the town was bustling with trade. The docks smelled of fish being prepared for the market stalls of the nearest street, crews shouted as they tie down their ships, and a few thieves lurked in the shadows looking for opportunity in the chaos. 
Hook had already caught the clumsy fingers of a pickpocket attempting to find something of value in his long coat. He wrapped his hand around the thin arm of the boy, he scowled at the lad until their eyes met. The wild eyes that found his own were hurt and scared, the boy defiant even knowing he'd been caught. They were the eyes of the lost boys, the children abandoned, the woman on the beanstalk. 
He released his grip on the lad, eyes narrowed, "you'd do well to distract your mark before reaching in so brazenly." 
The lad's eyes widened with surprise. He spoke cautiously, eyes darting as if unsure of Hook's intentions, "yes, sir." 
"See that man?" Hook nodded toward a figure across the alley, "the one in the red cap?"
"Aye," the boy replied, still unsure of the change in direction this had taken.
"He has the finest sweets stashed in that heavy coat of his. I'll distract him, you get us both a treat?" Hook winked at the boy as if they were co-conspirators in this heist.
This time, the boy nodded eagerly, likely excited about the prospect of scoring food. Rather than having to trade his stolen wares for too little money and the possibility of getting food in his future. If he were lucky, he'd lift coins from tourists but they often knew better than to carry coins in the port towns like this. 
Hook whistled to Smee, they'd established many forms of communication that did not require speaking during their time in Neverland - even the blades of grass had ears on that bloody island - and ducked into his coat. His first mate twisted around, searching for him in the crowd, the heavy coat at his shoulders flaring wildly around with his movements. 
Hook saw the young boy strike without any indication passing over Smee's features that he noticed.
As the boy ran off, Hook disappeared further into the crowd. The boy deserved everything he was able to retrieve and Hook needed to find a candy shop in addition to the lands that belonged to Sparrow over a century and a half ago.
Day 191
Asking about Sparrow throughout the realms was often followed by an exchange of more and more ridiculous tales and legends that were almost certainly wildly inaccurate. Asking about Sparrow in Singapore was met with either a delighted smile or a creative, but unpleasant, curse. 
After two days of asking around, the crew had combined enough stories to narrow the location of Sparrow's lands to "the spot where the jungle meets the water". They would know the spot was the correct one if they could locate a blackened tree trunk either ten or twenty paces inland from the spot where the two forces touched.
They'd spent the day rowing around the coastline of the island and stopping at every area it appeared the jungle touched the water. When you were navigating around an island that was an emerald in the sea, the jungle and the water touched often. Very often. 
"Capt'n, we really should head back," Smee suggested. 
The sun was setting and soon the water and coastline would appear the same, indistinguishable black. The lantern hanging from their dinghy would not be sufficient to continue the search until morning. But, if they could get one more location searched before they returned, they'd be that much closer to the treasure, to Swan. 
"After we've confirmed this is not the correct joining of jungle and sea."
"You okay, sir?" Smee hurried to continue when Hook frowned at his sudden concern, "only, I've not seen you so set on a path since Milah was lost to us."
"Murdered." Hook corrected, automatically, the sight of her heart turning to dust clear in his mind. 
Swan was lost, but he'd find her. 
"Aye," Smee said softly. His eyes clouded as if he'd been taken back to that moment as well. He cleared his throat, eyes clearing, before he continued, "so, what's gotten into you this time, sir?”
“My motivations are not the purview of my first mate,” Hook responded low, threat heavy in his voice. 
“Sorry, capt’n,” Smee responded quietly.
They rowed on in silence, reaching the coast and pulling the dinghy ashore as the sun finally dipped under the horizon. 
“We will stay tonight and return to the Jolly in the morning,” Hook clipped out, slicing into the thick air that had settled between them. Exhausted, he wrapped his coat around him and settled in for a long night.
Day 192
Hook awoke swaddled in his coat, in a dense jungle, heavy with fog; his body tense and mind alert, scanning for threats. His racing thoughts slowed and breathing became less ragged as he slowly started to remember that he was not back trapped in the service of Pan, but seeking a treasure of legend.
Smee, by all appearances, had been awake for hours. He had a small fire started and the smell of fish filled the air. When he noticed Hook stirring, Smee smiled brightly and waved Hook over, “Come eat! Today is gonna be a good one!” 
Where Hook woke up with the sun as an old habit from lifetimes ago, Smee always awoke first and seemed to relish in the delight of having woken up. Hook sat near the fire, accepting the offered fish, “You say that every morning, Smee.”
“Aye, but this time I mean it.”
“You always mean it,” Hook said between bites.
Smee grunted in agreement, tucking into his own breakfast. 
The foliage in this part of the island was the thickest they’d marched through in their exploration, so they were unable to scan for the blackened tree from where they’d shored the small vessel and made their makeshift camp. Pulling a dagger from a sheath in his boot, Hook started walking and chopping a path into the overgrowth. Smee chopped away to Hook’s left side, their progress slow. 
After they fought their way twelve paces in, Smee stopped suddenly. He pointed toward their right, “Sir, is that..?”
Hook followed his gesture, eyes catching on an unnaturally black branch. “Aye! Smee!”
He pulled out his flask and took a long celebratory drink before handing it over to Smee. Tucking the flask back into his coat, they returned to hacking away at the jungle, much quicker, their actions fuelled by the excitement of their discovery. As they approached, the branch became a tree stump, in that same sick black. Their steps were lighter and hearts racing as they approached the stump. 
Hook peered into the remains of the trees, feeling called to the strangeness of the tree. The trunk has been hollowed but was filled with empty rum bottles, all the same spiced rum that Hook favoured. But, one bottle caught his eye. Rather than rum, this was a wine bottle. 
The bottle shone pearlescent with several colours; pink, purple and green, in the hollowed tree, but when Hook’s hand touched the bottle to lift it from the tree, it changed to the deep blue of his brother’s eyes, a blue that he could never forget. 
“Fae wine,” Hook’s jaw muscle twitched, as he considered the meaning of this. Sparrow was a well-known rum connoisseur, but this was dark Fae wine. Had this even been left by Jack centuries ago or was this a pile of bottles discarded by other visitors to this secluded area of the island? 
“Nasty stuff,” Smee answered, eyeing the bottle distrustfully. “I had a sip once. In Agrabah. Woke up a month later, naked as a babe, inna forest in DunBroch. I nev'r got that month back.”
“Aye, I didn’t partake in the wine. But, the food has made for some memorable evenings,” Hook smirked suggestively. 
“Are we headed to the Fae Lands, Cap?” Smee asked with something between excitement and fear crossing his features.
“Keep looking - We know this is the right piece of land. Get the crew and scour Sparrow’s jungle for anything of note to take back with us to the Jolly. Once we’ve done that, we can determine the importance of an empty bottle found in a hollow, black tree trunk.” Hook handed the bottle over to Smee to return to the Jolly Roger when he retrieved the crew and relayed their orders.
He continued deeper into the jungle, slashing aggressive thorns and humming a shanty to himself to keep his pace.
Day 193
A thorough search of the land revealed few additional treasures, but none so seemingly misplaced as the wine bottle. The consensus amongst the crew was that they should meet with the Fae and determine what they knew about the treasure.
Hook suspected many of the crew wished only to see the Seelie Court with their own eyes and experience the food and wines for themselves, but he could not ignore that the Seelie Court held the most power in all the realms. 
Part of that power was a cruelty which lurked in every piece and every heart of the court as if the magic flowing in their veins was corrupted much like the magic that had created the Crocodile. Part of that power was a wealth of knowledge, especially on topics that were often mere whispers or shadows in each realm. 
Hook needed information and even the thinnest morsel of the Fae knowledge would come at a steep cost. Yet, he knew he'd pay their ransom a million times over if there was the slightest chance that it would reunite him with Swan.
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hitchell-mope · 1 year
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Sailing for adventure by Gil, Uma, Mr Smee and the Hook siblings
Gil: When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed
A sailor's blood begins racing
With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled
We're underway and off to see the world
Uma: Underway and off to see the world
Both: Hey, ho, we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Manly men are we
Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea
Gil: Danger walks the deck, we say what the heck
Uma: We laugh at the perils we're facing
Both: Every storm we ride is its own reward
Harry: And people die by falling overboard
The Hook sisters: People die by falling overboard
Gil and Uma: Hey, ho, we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Hoist the sails and sing
Harry: Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing
Harriet: I love to see them cry when they walk the plank
Harry: I prefer to cut a throat
Cj: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue
Gil (warningly): excuse me?
Cj: Just kidding
The Hook’s: It's a good life on a boat
Gil and Uma: There are distant lands with burning sands
That call across the ocean
There are bingo games every fun-filled day
Smee: And margaritas at the midnight buffet
Gil and Uma: Margaritas at the midnight buffet
Hey, ho, we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Cj: Should have took the train
Gil and Uma: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main
Uma: The salty breezes whisper
Who knows what lies ahead?
Gil: I just know I’m not meant to lead
The life my father led
Smee: The stars will be our compass
Wherever we may roam
Gil: And our mates will always be
Just like a family
Uma: And though we may put into port
The sea is always home
All three: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own
Over the horizon to the great unknown
Hey, ho, we'll go
Anywhere the wind is blowing
Home and brave and free
Gil: Sailing for adventure
Uma: Sailing for adventure
Smee: Sailing for adventure
All three: On the deep blue sea
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Guess who now owns two copies of the art book because she didn’t think they were ever going to translate it back in mid-2021. 🤡
I do appreciate that the English version comes in hardcover though. 👌😩
I’m not going to go over everything in this because @chidoroki​ has already gushed over it lovingly here and @1000sunnygo​ has the interviews translated here along with a lot of the art across various links here, but some initial thoughts and ramblings while looking through this book again.
• I’m slightly puzzled as to why VIZ decided to rearrange the placement of the interviews before the secret gallery Shirai mentions in the William Minerva note at the end
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「この本の中に "秘密のギャラリー" がある。そこに未だ見ぬ......」
There is a "secret gallery" in this book. I haven't seen it yet ... (via Google Translate)
Morse Code: Read back from here
but it’s ultimately arbitrary. Since this is removed from the English version, the “secret gallery” Morse is also removed from those portions of the book:
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With the replacement Minerva note at the end switched to:
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Thank you for reading this art book!
Which is essentially this earlier page:
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so it’s kind of 🤷 but I guess they needed replacement filler.
• It’s also kind of :/ that the English version puts page numbers on the art instead of in the margins but they probably didn’t want to shrink them.
• I am happy to have printed translated versions of the official site hidden comics for the trio’s name origins, the explanation for why Smee left the pen for Krone, and Norman’s message as William Minerva to the full scorers on the site’s IQ test:
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I’m still unsure of what the exact timeline is for Isabella becoming the Mom of Plant #3, but I like to think the trio were the first children she raised entirely by herself, so I put it at roughly six to seven weeks before Ray was dropped off. (Although I guess she laid off on naming him at least until Norman showed up...? Shirai mentions in the Mystic Code Book that Grandma names the children, so I guess it’s just another 🤷 “you’re putting way too much thought into arbitrary things” moment for me.)
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This is still such a crapshoot Smee kljsdfljk
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And this is still very funny
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swynlake-spill · 1 year
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Who had the best Valentine’s Day insta?
omg making a completely subjective judgment of other people's insta game? Why, u didn't even have to ask!
first-- ppl i dont respect: PDA pictograms. WE GET IT. ur in love. no need to shove ur tongues down each other's throats i didnt subscribe to ur onlyfans. BOO to oliver saluki and pacifica northwest GET SOME PERSONALITIES.
now that that's over with. my top five.
5. The Soft Launch: shoutout to Mirabel and Alice for becoming insta-official and showing us how beautiful lady love can be! i do love seeing what a couple actually did with their valentine's day. it makes me feel like i was on the date with them uwu uwu uwu!
4. Cheeky Pic: paging ashlee bonfamille to show horndogs pacifica and oliver how its done with the cutest #tbt that hid her and michael darling's passionate embrace. it's cute, its intimate, but not TOO intimate!
3. Puppy Love: as if i WASNT going to pay tribute to the dog daddies of the day. Smee went the extra mile with a whole frikkin set for beautiful Squeaky. She looks like a queen, and she IS!
2. The Goofballs: this one is for the lovers who like to post unflattering/funny/humorous troll pics of their SO. a couple that laughs together loves together lives together eats together prays together etc. etc. Simba Bonfamille-Lyons wins for having an absurdly out of focus blurry MONSTROSITY. honorable mention to ian for capturing tony in his most deadpan
THE ENGAGEMENT: as if anything else would ever win number one ever. isabela is ENGAGED. she is SEXY. that rock is HUGE. most couple goal EVER. now i just need to be invited to the wedding!!!
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pwlanier · 11 months
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CARVED MAHOGANY RECLINING LIBRARY CHAIR, DESIGNED BY WILLIAM SMEE (1805-1890)
ENGLAND, CIRCA 1850
Coulborn and Sons
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wyntereyez · 8 months
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A Little Batty
Here it is... my @cssns contribution! It's late because I've been burned out, and it was originally going to have art by @spartanguard and be betaed by @ohmakemeahercules, but because I didn't get anything done until the last minute, I didn't want to impose.
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A Little Batty
Emma’s nights volunteering at the Storybrooke Bat Rehabilitation Center (locally referred to as ‘The Belfry’) weren’t something she’d ever imagined herself doing. She was no Disney princess; she didn’t have a natural rapport with animals. But The Belfry was her sister-in-law’s baby, and who was Emma to resist Mary Margaret’s pleading eyes? And she had to admit, any animal that let you roll it into a little burrito was cute.
Plus, her nights fell on the nights Henry was over at Neal’s. Though she didn’t think she was one of Those Moms who missed their children whenever they weren’t around, Emma admitted to herself that she was lonely when he was gone. Their creaky old house suddenly felt big and empty, and it became too much for Emma. At least at The Belfry, she could socialize without going to the effort of getting dressed up and going out in public.
Ruby was already there when Emma arrived. Unlike Emma, she did have a way with animals (“Not all animals; just creatures of the night,” she’d joked) and was the best at handling the animals when their cages needed cleaning.
And then there was Mary Margaret, who really was a Disney Princess, and you couldn’t convince Emma otherwise. All animals loved her, and she loved all animals. 
They were gathered around Mary Margaret’s desk, discussing distribution of chores (Emma was not on cage-cleaning duty tonight, thank goodness) when they were interrupted by the arrival of William Smee, the man in charge of the local marina.
Emma thought at first he’d come specifically looking for her as sheriff, but he’d only nodded in greeting and headed straight to Mary Margaret.
He was wearing the thick gloves he used for dock work, and held what looked like a ratty old beach towel cupped in both hands. “Mrs. Nolan! I found a bat down at the docks. I didn’t know what else to do with him, so I brought him straight here.”
It was unusual for Smee to be working this late at night, especially past the tourist season, and Emma instinctively wondered why. She mentally scolded herself; she needed to stop being paranoid; not everyone did things for duplicitous reasons. Like her ex.
“Let’s see what you have,” Mary Margaret said. She opened the desk drawer and withdrew a set of the thick leather gloves they used when handling the bats. Smee pulled away the top layer of the towel, just enough to reveal his captive without releasing it.
Emma expected a large brown bat; they made up most of the local bat population, and thus most of The Belfry’s residents. She wasn’t prepared for when the towel fell away from a sharp, fox-like muzzle and huge eyes, topped with large, pointed ears.
It was a fruit bat. A rather large one, at that. It stared calmly back at them with its wide, dark eyes, and twitched its ears. It seemed completely unbothered at being a bat-burrito, suggesting it was accustomed to being handled. It yawned, exposing sharp canines, one of which had a small chip in it.
“Where did you find it?” Mary Margaret asked as she pulled on the thick leather gloves.
“He was down at the docks,” Smee said. “Nestled in a coil of rope. I almost missed him, but he squeaked at me. It’s like he wanted to get my attention.”
The bat squeaked, as though it were chiming in.
“He didn’t even put up a fight. He was easy to catch - you’ll see why,” Smee said as the last of the towel fell away, leaving the bat exposed in Mary Margaret’s hand. Annoyed, the bat spread its wings, and Emma ducked out of the way of the enormous right wing. 
It was only after she righted herself that noticed his left wing, which Mary Margaret had caught and was gently holding. It was only half the length of the right, ending with a club of scar tissue just below what would have been the wrist. Mary Margaret was examining it critically, frowning.
“It’s an old injury,” Mary Margaret said, releasing the wing. The bat gave her a sour look and tucked it to his side. “No way he’s been living wild. He’s probably someone’s pet; a sailor, maybe, since you found him at the docks. He’s definitely used to being handled.”
He was also very obviously a ‘he,’ Emma couldn’t help but notice when the bat rolled over onto his back, his rear towards Emma. He looked towards her, gave a startled squeak, and wrapped his wings around himself.
Emma needed to stop anthropomorphizing the residents, because there was no way he could be embarrassed by accidentally flashing her.
“We’ll put him in one of the isolation cages for now,” Mary Margaret decided. “Just because he seems healthy now, doesn’t mean there’s nothing wrong with him. Ruby, I brought a banana for a snack; it’s in the break room if you could grab it for me, please?”
“Do you have any idea where he came from?” Emma asked Smee. Fruit bats were illegal to have as pets, and while Emma didn’t think the owner would get more than a fine, they could lead to a larger illegal animal trade organization. “Anyone new around the docks?” It was the wrong time of year for it, though; most of the boats that came to Storybrooke for the summer tourist season had departed in the last few weeks. It was possible one of them had left the bat, but that meant he’d been on the docks fending for himself for at least a week. He look too healthy for a pet that had been abandoned that long.
“We have one ship that’s wintering over for repairs, but he’s not the bat’s owner,” Smee said. He seemed very certain of this, but there was something shifty in his gaze as he said it. Emma prided herself at being good at detecting lies and Smee…wasn’t lying, not exactly, but he wasn’t telling the truth, either. Before Emma could pursue it further, however, Mary Margaret interrupted.
“Obviously, he can’t be released into the wild,” Mary Margaret sighed. “He seems pretty docile; we can probably put him in the bat educational program, assuming he’s healthy and remains easy to handle. Thank you for bring him, Mr. Smee. We’ll take good care of him.”
Smee took this as his cue to leave, but not without an odd backward glance at the bat.
Emma told herself the bat did not nod at Smee.
Ruby returned with the banana and began to peel it. At the sight of it, the bat began squeaking and straining towards it. “Someone’s hungry,” she cooed, and held it out. The bat’s mouth opened wide, and he tore off a chunk that looked like it should have been too large for him.
They let him eat as much as he wanted while Mary Margaret held him. When he was finished, consuming almost the entire thing (How? Emma wondered. Where did he put it all?), Mary Margaret said, “I need to feed the others. Emma, could you get some gloves and put this guy in the furthest isolation cage?”
Emma grabbed another set of gloves. “Isn’t he too big?” The cages were designed for much smaller brown bats; he’d be cramped.
“He should be okay for a few days. And since he can’t fly, we don’t have to worry about too little space. He should have enough room to spread his wings, at least.”
The bat chittered, and licked banana mush off its muzzle. “We’ll have more fruit for you tomorrow,” Mary Margaret promised. “A variety. How do you feel about strawberries?” She chattered on as she transferred him to Emma.
The bat squeaked excitedly.
Which was a valid reaction to strawberries, but couldn’t be in response to Mary Margaret’s words. Right? 
Could bats pick up words, like dogs? Maybe he did understand ‘strawberries.’
Emma carried the bat to the back area, past the large, open enclosures that housed the permanent populations, as well as the wild ones that would be released as soon as they were ready. The isolation cages were smaller, designed to make it easy to catch a bat that would need constant care and observation.
She opened the door of the last cage, the largest, and gently lowered her hands. It took some prodding to move him off her palms, and at last he moved with great reluctance. He crawled across the floor of the cage to the bars, and immediately began to climb them to the top, unhindered by the missing finger bones of his wing, then crawled around the top until he found the perfect spot. He anchored his feet in place and dropped his body until he was hanging upside down, eye to eye with Emma. Then, with a great yawn, he pulled his wings around himself until only the tips of his ears were visible.
“Stay out of trouble,” she told him.
Emma could have sworn he’d winked at her.
~oOo~
Emma stopped by the marina at the end of her shift, curious if the bat’s owner had returned. Her attention was drawn to a ship she hadn’t seen before, a massive wooden ship that looked like it would be more at home in the Caribbean than in Maine. It was moored at the largest dock, and Emma saw it had no sails, nor any rigging. It must have been the ship Smee said was staying over for the winter, since that was the only reason to derig it. She hadn’t expected anything so… spectacular. The ship was gorgeous. She studied it curiously for several minutes, wondering who would own such a vessel, then shrugged and headed towards the main office. The door was locked, however; Smee had already left, and there was no one else on the docks.
She shrugged and headed to The Belfry.
Mary Margaret was already there, feeding the residents. It alway icked Emma out, to see her gentle sister-in-law feeding the ecstatic bats their mealworms.
“How’s our newest resident?” Emma asked.
“He was just waking up when I checked on him,” Mary Margaret said. “He looks alert, with no obvious signs of illness. The vet stopped by earlier to take some samples, so we should know soon if there’s any diseases we should worry about.” She frowned. “There was a bit of blood in his cage, but the vet couldn’t find any injuries. Did you cut yourself when you put him in the cage last night?”
“No,” she said, but examined her hands anyway.
“Huh. Well, if you’d like to feed him, there’s a bowl of fresh fruit in the fridge for him.” Mary Margaret grinned. “At least you’ll be able to feed this one without screaming,” she teased.
Emma scowled, because her revulsion to mealworms was totally valid, thank you very much.
Ruby had thrown a mealworm at her.
It had gone down her cleavage.
Emma was never going to touch a damn worm again.
Emma found the bowl of fruit, snagging a chunk of melon for herself before picking up the bowl and carrying it to the quarantine cage.
He was clinging to the bars of the cage when she arrived, his nose pressed to the fine mesh between the bars as though he’d been waiting for her. When he saw her - or, more likely, the bowl of fruit - he began to squeak excitedly.
Emma was charmed.
The name ‘Killian’ had been written on the paper taped to his cage, in fancy penmanship that Emma didn’t recognize.
“Killian, huh?” Emma asked.
The bat squeaked.
“Okay, if you say so.”
She snagged another piece of fruit - a strawberry this time, much to the bat’s indignation - then placed the bowl at the bottom of the cage. Killian quickly climbed down and hopped into the bowl, quickly losing himself in fruity bliss.
Emma laughed, then went to help Mary Margaret finish up.
“Who named him Killian?” she asked.
Mary Margaret frowned. “I thought you did. The name was there when I got here, and you were the last one to see him.”
“If I’d named him, it would be something like ‘Batty,’” Emma pointed out. “Or possibly ‘Dracula.’” She shrugged. “He seems to like it, so we may as well keep it.”
Mary Margaret gave her a strange look. “I’m sure he doesn’t care,” was all she said.
~oOo~
Killian’s test results came back clean. As long as his phlegmatic temperament continued, he’d be introduced to the other bats, though he’d be kept in a cage alone to accommodate his disability. He seemed fine with this; the smaller cage was beside the bigger one, so he could watch and communicate with the other bats if he chose. It also had bars that were easier to grip and climb. For a fruit bat with full, functional wings, it wouldn’t be ideal, but since Killian couldn’t fly, all he needed was enough room to stretch his wings to the fullest without touching the bars.
When he continued to be easy to handle, they decided it was safe to hold him without gloves. He seemed to like this, settling into Emma’s hands contentedly.
That was how she found out that bats <i>purred.</i>
“Oh,” Mary Margaret said. “He really likes you! Guess you’re his official caretaker from now on.”
Killian continued to purr in her hands. Emma decided maybe this wasn’t so bad.
Because he was so comfortable with people, even seeming to prefer their company, Emma took to carrying him around the sanctuary. Sometimes he’d be burritoed in a blanket, other times he’d drape over her shoulder, that incredibly long intact wing lazily hanging down. He seemed very curious about the computer whenever she played around with it at the desk (officially ‘doing paperwork’ for the sanctuary, but actually looking at memes) and she’d see his wide, dark eyes staring at the images.
He seemed especially interested in the staffing schedule.
Emma was also the only one he allowed to ‘fly’ him. It was something they did with elderly bats, holding them and carrying them around the sanctuary, wings spread, as if they were flying. Killian seemed bemused by the whole process, but allowed himself to be carried around. 
Especially since the reward was always a bowl of fresh fruit - and gentle ear scritches from Emma.
~oOo~
Emma hadn’t intended to start dating again. Her divorce from Neal had been messy; he hadn’t been willing to let her go, despite his affair with his now-girlfriend Tamara. She thought she was done with men.
And then her sister-in-law introduced her to Walsh. They’d met when Mary Margaret had gone to the new furniture store in town, and she’d been charmed by his politeness. 
Emma had tried to refuse Mary Margaret’s efforts to set them up, but then David had joined in. Her brother had thus far sided with Emma, and had talked Mary Margaret out of multiple attempts at a set-up. For him to approve of Walsh? That meant something. So Emma had reluctantly agreed to the date.
Walsh felt… safe. He was polite, respectful. Not particularly adventurous, which would have been a big turn-off once, but now it had appeal. Best of all, he didn’t argue with her every decision. She’d forgotten what it was like to be in a relationship with no drama.
One date became two, and plans were made for a third.
~oOo~
Emma arrived late to the sanctuary on the night of her second date. She hadn’t wanted to be out so late, but Walsh had admitted to being something of a night owl, and didn’t really eat until around nine in the evening. Emma had had to have a pre-dinner before dinner, because she knew she’d starve to death if she waited that long.
But she’d had more fun than expected. And eating later in the evening meant fewer diners, which had made the restaurant more intimate. 
She’d liked it.
And the dim interior made it harder to maintain eye contact with Walsh. She’d noticed that he had a really intense gaze, and tried to meet hers as often as he could. It was… uncomfortable, for reasons Emma couldn’t really explain.
Emma put it out of her mind as she turned her attention on the anxious fruit bat, who was perched with his muzzle sticking out of the cage. At the sight of her, he gave several ear-piercing shrieks.
“Sorry! Sorry!”
Killian gave her a sour look.
“Hey! Don’t give me that! It’s not like you can tell time!”
He continued to glower.
“Okay, sorry!”
He tilted his head, considering. Then, with a sound that was almost a purr, he extended his right wing towards her thumb, snagging it with his clever little finger, and pulling her hand closer. He was about to pull himself onto her hand when he suddenly froze.
His nose twitched, wrinkled, and he bared his sharp little teeth. And then he did something he’d never done before.
He hissed.
Emma jerked her hands back. “Whoa! What’s with you today?”
He continued to stare at her as though she smelled rancid, and he wouldn’t come near her. Rather than stress him out further, Emma let him be. It wouldn’t hurt him to miss a night of flying.
~oOo~
A bat’s rejection shouldn’t have stung.
Killian continued to be edgy the rest of the night, so she left him alone.
After her shift, Emma realized she was too restless to sleep. Maybe it was a lingering excitement over the date, or maybe Emma really had taken Killian’s tantrum personally, but she didn’t want to go home. It was Neal’s weekend with Henry, and she couldn’t face being cooped up in that empty house.
So she went to The Rabbit Hole, Storybrooke’s only nightlife scene. She drew a few glances as she walked in, but they lost interest as soon as they saw she was off duty. She went straight to the bar and ordered a strawberry daiquiri, because apparently hanging around a fruit bat made you crave fruity things.
She’d been there maybe ten minutes when someone sat beside her. A richly accented voice that definitely did not send a shiver down Emma’s spine asked for a rum. 
Emma waited until he’d been served his drink before turning to him and asking, “New in town?” 
He turned, and Emma’s breath hitched when she met those blue, blue eyes. “What gave it away, Love?” he asked, amused.
English accents turned her into putty. Especially when combined with a smoldering gaze.
Mistakes had been made.
“I know everyone in this town,” she said. “You stick out like a sore thumb.”
“Oh? And who might you be?”
“I’m the sheriff,” she warned him. 
“And you don’t take kindly to strangers ‘round these parts?” he mocked, adapting a twang.
“We’re fine with strangers - so long as they don’t bring trouble.”
He grinned, flashing sharp teeth. “And I look like trouble?”
Emma arched an eyebrow. 
His smile widened. Oh, he knew exactly how he looked.
“Killian Jones,” he said, offering his hand. Emma lifted a brow when, instead of shaking, he brushed his lips across the back of her hand. “A pleasure to make your acquaintance.”
She hmmphed, refusing to be charmed by his old world manners.
Emma’s eyes fell on his left wrist, where a thick leather brace supported a rather alarming looking metal hook. His gaze followed hers. “Forgive the hardware,” he said. “Crude, I know, but it’s far more useful sailing than a more delicate prosthesis or a false hand.” He pulled his arm closer to his chest, not quite hiding it, but at least making it look less threatening.
His name wasn’t the only thing he had in common with their fruit bat.
“Are you a sailor, Mr. Jones?”
“Killian,” he reminded her. “Or Captain Jones, if you prefer to be formal. And I’m actually a pirate.”
Emma scoffed, then realized, “That old-fashioned ship in the marina! It’s yours!”
Killian nodded. “Aye, the Jolly Roger,” he said. That seemed a bit too on point. “I do charter sails for history buffs, as well as doing movie and television appearances. You’d be surprised what people will pay for a two-week Caribbean cruise with a dashing rapscallion like meself.” He grinned, and once again Emma had the unsettling thought that his teeth were very, very sharp.
“And what brings you here, Captain?”
“My ship is in need of repair, so I’m going to winter over in your lovely town,” he said. 
“Odd; Granny Lucas didn’t mention taking in any lodgers,” Emma noted.
“I’ve made other arrangements,” Killian shrugged.
Maybe he’d leased a place, then. The cottages were usually only available to lease to summer tourists, but she wouldn’t be surprised if one of the owners made an exception.
“You don’t happen to own a bat, do you?” she asked suddenly.
He blinked rapidly, blindsided.
He had beautiful eyelashes.
“Like…a baseball bat?” he asked slowly.
“Never mind,” Emma muttered. She pulled a couple of crumpled bills out of her pocket and set them on the bar. She stood up. “Nice to meet you Mr. - Captain Jones. I’m sure I’ll see you around.”
“I didn’t get your name,” he said. It wasn’t a demand; rather, a polite inquiry. He was allowing her to be mysterious if she chose. Not that it would be hard to find out her name, since she was the sheriff. Still, she appreciated it.
“Emma Swan,” she said.
“See you around, Swan,” he said, low and throaty, and she totally did not shiver.
She left before she could embarrass herself.
~oOo~
Emma’s third date with Walsh led to a fourth.
After each date, Killian-the-bat would give her that angry hiss, and Emma wondered if he were somehow jealous that someone else was taking her time.
But he’d eventually get over it.
Which was probably a good thing, because they had their first school visit of the semester, and if he’d been cranky, he’d have missed out on having dozens of adoring children who cooed at him and gave him all the fruit he could ever want.
Though he wasn’t too crazy about being touched by their sticky fingers. But he allowed it, showing more patience than Emma had ever had.
She saw Killian-the-human several times over the next week; usually at the bar, once, coming out of the hardware store with items she assumed were for ship repair. Each time, he gave her a significant Look that she couldn’t read.
And then it happened, on a night when Emma was walking out of Granny’s diner with a bag full of carryout containers and a couple of donuts in preparation for an overnight shift at The Belfry. 
After three weeks of casual conversation, Killian asked her out for a drink. 
And Emma…she wanted to go.
Even though she barely knew him, she felt a spark with him, something that was more than just the thrill of his smoldering gaze.
“I’m actually seeing someone,” she said.
She hadn’t meant to sound regretful. She shouldn’t feel bad about dating Walsh, right?
“You don’t sound so certain,” Killian observed.
Dammit. “No, I am,” she said firmly. “He’s…nice.”
“All right,” Killian said. “I’ll see you around then, Swan.”
Emma released a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding. That had been harder than she’d expected. And a little part of her had feared he wouldn’t respond well to being ‘friendzoned.’
She watched him walk away, swaggering, then turned and stepped forward - into something very solid.
Walsh.
A deep frown was etched into his features. Emma wondered how long he’d been standing there in the dark, and if he’d heard everything.
“Who was that?” he asked.
Emma didn’t like his tone. Clearly, he had been eavesdropping.
“Just someone wintering over,” Emma said. “We talk occasionally.”
“He seemed to want to do more than talk,” Walsh said. His jaw was clenched, and Emma frowned. Oh, no. They were not going to do this.
“It doesn’t matter what he wanted,” Emma said coolly.
“Come to dinner with me,” Walsh said. It wasn’t a question.
Oh, hell no. She was not going to put up with this possessive bullshit. 
“I have other plans,” she said.
“Like what?” he demanded.
“That’s none of your business,” she snapped.
Something flickered across Walsh’s face, then he abruptly deflated. “Sorry,” he said. “I know I have nothing to worry about. I just don’t want to lose you, Emma.”
Emma studied him, all senses on alert. But he seemed sincere enough. Still… “We’ll discuss this tomorrow,” she told him wearily. “Right now, I have to get going.”
She made it to The Belfry just as Ruby was leaving for the day. “I left some bags of popcorn for you for later,” she told Emma as she pulled on her coat. “There’s some Milk Duds, too.”
Emma grinned. “You’re the best, Ruby.”
“I know,” the other woman grinned toothily.
Nights at The Belfry tended to be long. Emma only over-nighted once a week, and she used the time to binge watch shows. The last time she’d done it, Killian-the-bat had sat on her shoulder and squeaked at the screen.
She’d just checked the bats and was about to put a bag of popcorn in the microwave when she heard the front door open.
Emma froze. She could have sworn she locked it.
And then a familiar voice called, “Emma?” and she relaxed. Marginally. Why was Walsh here?
“Walsh, hey,” Emma said cautiously. “We don’t really allow guests this late at night.”
“I’m not a guest, I’m your boyfriend,” he reminded her. 
Emma went over to the front desk, sitting on the edge. Her hand crept over to the lamp on the corner.
“That doesn’t matter. You shouldn’t be here.”
“Why not? Is he here?”
Nope. Not doing this.
“Walsh… If you’re going to do this, then I don’t think we should see each other anymore. I’m not going to put up with someone who doesn’t trust me and stalks me at work.”
Walsh leaned back, staring down at her. But he made no move to leave. Emma braced herself for the inevitable meltdown.
Instead, he threw back his head and laughed.
At her shocked look, he said, “Did you think that would hurt me? It’s a relief, actually,” Walsh said. “Having to pretend to be interested in you is draining. You’re too abrasive, and you don’t trust anyone. Which, admittedly, was the right choice here. But it’s over now, and my master will reward me well.”
His eyes were red. Not bloodshot, but glowing a baleful crimson. “What the fu-”
Then their eyes locked, and Emma felt…something. It writhed around in her mind, clawing into her, leaving her feeling dirty. He was inside her head somehow, and she wanted him out, out, OUT!
Emma jerked her gaze away, and Walsh snarled.
“Why isn’t this working?” Walsh fumed. “You should be mine!” Then he smirked, showing off far too sharp teeth. “Guess we’ll have to do this the fun way, then.”
Emma reacted. Her hand flew to the heavy lamp on the desk corner, and she flung it at Walsh’s head. He didn’t react in time, and it hit him squarely in the forehead.
He didn’t even flinch.
It should have taken him down, or at least disoriented him long enough to continue attacking or escape. No man should have taken a direct hit to the head and just shaken it off.
He wasn’t normal.
He wasn’t human.
So Emma ran.
Her lunge to the side caught Walsh by surprise, and he didn’t immediately react. It bought her a few precious seconds to dart through the door leading towards the cage room.
There was an emergency exit in the back of the sanctuary. Emma sprinted towards it.
Walsh stepped out of the shadows, blocking her path.
<i>How?!</i> How had he gotten in front of her? It wasn’t possible!
“I’m not here to kill you, Emma,” Walsh said in exasperation. “I’m just going to take you to my master.”
Killian shrieked, beating his wings against the bars of his cage. Walsh ignored him.
“But…nobody said I couldn’t rough you up a bit.” His hands extended towards her, tipped in razor sharp claws.
Killian fell silent.
Emma dropped to the floor and kicked her leg out, hitting Walsh in the knee with bone-breaking force. It didn’t do more than stagger him, however, and he quickly recovered. Emma rolled away, but misjudged her direction and slammed into one of the cages. The bats inside fluttered their wings in agitation.
Walsh lunged towards her.
And then Walsh crashed to the floor. Something bumped and rolled across the floor, coming to a stop before Emma. Walsh’s head, the red fading from his eyes as they slowly dimmed. 
Standing over the body was Killian, the human Killian, dressed in black leather and wielding what looked like a pirate’s cutlass. “Are you all right, Love?” he asked.
His eyes had the same red glow as Walsh’s.
“What the fuck?” Emma shrieked.
Killian gave her a crooked smile.
A fang poked out from behind his lips.
“Apologies, Love,” Killian Jones said. The red was fading from his eyes, though the sharp fangs remained. “I’ll clean up the mess.”
Emma just stared at his teeth.
One of them was chipped. Just like Killian-the-bat’s.
“You’re…you’re…” 
“A vampire, yes,” Killian said. As if it were the most normal thing in the world. But Emma supposed that made more sense than what she’d been about to say: You’re my bat! “As was your…boyfriend.”
“He wasn’t my boyfriend,” Emma muttered. “It was just a couple of dates.”
“Mmph.” He crouched down, examining Walsh’s body. Then, to her horror, he dragged his finger through the small pool of blood and put it in his mouth.
“He’s a neophyte; probably not more than a year since he was changed. Which means his master has to be close by, because a vampire this young seldom strays far from his master.” Killian studied her closely. “Which means he was specifically sent to seduce you. I wonder why?”
Emma didn’t want to think about that. She didn’t know, she wasn’t special. 
“You somehow resisted his attempt to control you,” Killian continued. “That’s a rare gift.”
”You should be mine,” Walsh had said. 
“How can you be a vampire?” There was a shrill edge of panic to her voice. This was too much, far too much.
“It’s a long story,”  he said. “I won’t get into that tonight. All you need to know is that I hunt vampires like him, those who break our laws and hunt humans.”
“But… I’ve seen you during the day.” Walsh, on the other hand, she’d never before sunset. She’d just assumed he was a night owl, not a freaking <i>vampire</i>
“I’m over 300 years old. I’ve developed an immunity to sunlight. I don’t like it, but I can go out in it.”
“Three hun-” Her brain stuttered to a halt. “Are you actually a pirate?”
Killian chuckled. “I have been called such, yes. I prefer ‘dashing rapscallion.’”
“You would,” she scoffed. 
“There’s that spirit,” he said approvingly. “It’s a lot to take in, I know.”
She tried to back away, forgetting in her panic that the cage was behind her.
“I’ve been here over a month, and you haven’t had any mysterious deaths or illnesses related to blood loss, aye?”
There hadn’t been, actually. The town had been as calm as it always was after the tourist season ended. That didn’t mean Killian didn’t do his hunting elsewhere, but she hadn’t heard anything from the nearest towns, either.
“So…you’ve been living in town as a bat and a human for a month, and no one even noticed?”
“The werewolf knows, but she and I reached an understanding.”
“The…the werewolf…” Emma repeated faintly.
“The lovely Miss Lucas,” Killian said. “She figured out what I was fairly quickly, but we came to an agreement.”
“Ruby…is a werewolf…”
“Aye. She’ll probably be furious that I told you, but she will vouch for me. She knows our laws, and how strictly we enforce them.”
This was all too much. Emma had snapped. She blurted out the next thing that came to mind. “Shouldn’t you be a <i>vampire bat</i>?”
Killian looked pained. “I don’t have the most fearsome bat form, I admit.” And then his expression became lascivious. “But I’m certainly one of the biggest.”
Of course you are, Emma thought. 
Emma’s hands were still shaking. She clenched her fists, hoping to hide the trembling.
He noticed, however, and his face softened.
“I mean you no harm, Swan,” Killian said softly. “I rarely need to partake in human blood, and then only with willing donors. This town is safe from me.” His gaze went to Walsh’s corpse. “His master, however, seems to have no such qualms. It appears we were right about his intentions.”
“Is…is that why you’re here?” Emma asked. 
“To find his master, yes,” Killian said. “We suspected that a powerful old vampire was no longer keeping to our laws, and I was dispatched to track them. So I’m afraid you’re stuck with me for some time. Though I suppose you’ll want me to find other accommodations,” he added regretfully. “Pity; you have some lovely fruit.” 
Emma assumed that was supposed to be an entendre, but when she looked at his expression, she realized that, no, he actually meant fruit. What kind of vampire fed on fruit? “You can stay for now, until you find something better,” Emma offered. “Although, you will have to put up with the Bat Education Program,” she finished apologetically. “Mary Margaret wants to make you the star. But somehow, I don’t think you mind being the center of attention.”
Killian grimaced. “I’ll tolerate it. But only if the children wash their hands,” he growled
“She’s calling you the ‘am-bat-sador,’” Emma warned.
”Bloody hell,” Killian groaned. “But it will help me guard the children. They’re preferred victims of rogue vampires,” he concluded grimly.
A shiver went down her spine, and this time it wasn’t because of his accent.
Something evil was coming to Storybrooke.
~fin~
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kazoosandfannypacks · 11 months
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what's the name of the place we're headed, captain? smee + blue for @pawshapedheart
send me a favorite OUaT character and a color and I'll make you a moodboard
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chess-blackmyre · 1 year
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Ever Island is like the Australia of Twisted Wonderland.
Yes it has places legitimately named Dark Hollow, Skull Rock and Hangman’s Tree.
Yes, there is a species of crocodile that’s known to kill and eat people. No, you can’t hunt them they’re protected. If you’re daft enough to go swimming in their territory that’s on you for ignoring the clearly posted signs, mate.
Yes, dreamshade, a plant that produces one of the most deadly poisons known to man, mer, or fairy grows there. Yes, it’s basically immune to fire magic and while you’re REALLY supposed to call a professional to handle it if it starts growing in your yard, everyone knows someone whose father or uncle decided to try and save some money by going at it with a weed whacker.
Yes, the mermaids in the Lagoon think it’s funny to pretend to drown you if you annoy them.
(Yes, there’s legends of a mysterious Shadow that carries off children in the middle of the night. It’s just a story. Still, be sure to keep the windows locked and teach the little ones the importance of stranger danger.)
Yes, Ever Island is a wonderful place to live, why do you ask?
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