#witcher s3 spoilers

[bluedillylee]

Radovid you gotta attain poor little meow meow status BEFORE you try to kidnap Ciri! Now you’ve triggered his attack mode 😤

#The witcher #witcher s3 spoilers #witcher netflix #jaskier #radovid #yennefer of vengerberg #radakier #Yennskier #I love when Jaskier is a hypocrite #It’s funny

[izzy-hands]

Jaskier and Philippa Eilhart THE WITCHER: SEASON 3

#thewitcheredit #witcheredit #jaskier #joey batey #jaskieredit #joeybateyedit #the witcher spoilers #witcher spoilers #witcher s3 spoilers

[witcherbeech]

Okay, so we all know now that Valdo is in s3 and Jaskier is going to fall in love with (likely) Radovid. All I have going on in my head right now is Jaskier bitching about Valdo to Radovid and him replying

#tagging as spoilers just in case #witcher s3 spoilers #idk I find it funny that they could have this rolling gag #listen idk what to expect with all this information I’m hoping for bare minimum so I can be pleasantly surprised #jaskier #valdo marx #radovid #the witcher netflix

[blossomdapple]

I need this taped to my eyelids

#yes this is a photo because netflix is incredibly annoying with allowing screenshots #mine #twn #the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #esmeralda #the witcher spoilers #witcher s3 spoilers

[geraskmewhatpleasesme]

Although I will say that having Jaskier, on being denied access to Geralt, immediately start singing about how 'my love for you will never cease' did soften the blow just a touch

#the witcher netflix #geralt of rivia #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #jaskier the bard #witcher s3 spoilers #witcher spoilers #witcher s3 #Spoilers #twn spoilers

[whatfordyouyearn]

EXCUSE ME???

THAT SONG????

AND JUST IN CASE WE THOUGHT SURELY THAT WASNT ABOUT GERALT RADOVID HAS TO GO AND SAY

DOES THE WITCHER KNOW HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE YOU

DOES THE WITCHER KNOW HOW LUCKY HE IS TO HAVE YOU

I HAVE PASSED AWAY

#the witcher spoilers #witcher season 3 #witcher s3 spoilers #jaskier #geraskier #geralt of rivia #radovid #jaskier x radovid

[bloomvalyria]

me after finishing s3 of the witcher knowing I’ll never see henry cavill as geralt of rivia ever again

#witcher netflix #witcher s3 spoilers #witcher s3 #witcher spoilers #the witcher s3 #the witcher

[shiftingbetweenfandoms]

I just spat out my drink at Geralt calling Jaskier ‘Jask’

#witcher s3 spoilers #Jaskier #geralt of rivera #geraskier #my watch of season 3 is going great thanks for asking

[the-hourglass83]

Well wow, Jaskier wasn't kidding. This guy is really something, huh?

#witcher s3 spoilers #witcher netflix #witcher season 3 #valdo marx #the witcher #jaskier

[naara-makes-stuff]

I know that it probably won't be a happy end for these two. But I REALLY hope it's a happy end for these two, like god please let them be happy and end up living in a nice villa on the coast with a clear line of sight to the sea! Like I am BEGGING 😭😭

#jaskier #jaskier the witcher #jaskier x radovid #jaskovid #radovid #prince radovid #the witcher #the witcher netflix #witcher s3 spoilers #the witcher season 3 spoilers #spoilers

[exitpursuedbyasloth]

Radovid?? Fucking RADOVID? WHY?

With S3 of The Witcher rapidly approaching, I find myself consumed with questions of....fucking RADOVID? WHY? Why him, of all people? I do not trust the Netflix Witcher writers one iota, but especially not when they go looking for a male love interest for Jaskier, they end up choosing Radovid. And have to radically age him up just to be a love interest Of all the characters, why choose Radovid? It’s like sand in my earball. It makes no fucking sense. They must have a reason, a motivation, for him over any other male character (unless they literally just yoinked his name out of a hat). So what made them, what is unique about Radovid that they want to add to the series and yeet into Jaskier’s bed? He’s the prince, then the King, of Redania, and Jaskier has connections to Redanian government with Dijkstra. He was briefly betrothed to Ciri as a child, but that was broken by his father (I believe this will be cut from the show, given he’s much older and a second son). He and his father (now brother) were manipulated by Phillipa, with it starting when he was child (still possible even with his aging up). And Radovid becomes a genocidal fascist who persecutes and slaughters elves, sorceresses, and other non-humans and magical folk, inspired by his hatred of Phillipa’s manipulation and influence (this is from the games, but is hinted at at the end of the books, though he’s still a child then). They could radically alter Radovid, sure, but A.) why call him Radovid at all, and B.) they still had to choose him from all their canon male characters to chose from, so what made them choose HIM above all others? There are plenty of nobles Jaskier could get with, if the goal was to have a noble with some power on their side. So Radovid isn’t singular in that regard. So, was their reasoning behind Radovid being Jaskier’s lover because he’s Redanian nobility and Jaskier works for the Redanian Intelligence Network? Is Jaskier being sent to honeypot Radovid, keep an eye on him and/or spy on him? Although Phillipa does seem to confront Jaskier at one point, it doesn’t immediately appear that way, they seem to be framing the romance as genuine, but they could be misleading us and it is a possibility. Which would be...christ like maybe a very competent team of writers could pull of this storyline, but not from the people who brought us Tree-Eskel and Yenn trying to sacrifice Ciri for her own gain and drunk hooker party at Kaer Morhen the super secret Witcher fortress lol let’s laught about how they’re too drunk to remember where they are...which is too drunk to consent...lol tits! Or is it that they want to connect Radovid to Jaskier because of what Radovid will become in the near future, to his brutal suppression of non-humans and magical humans, his bloody campaign against them? That is Radovid’s most prominent feature, what he is most known for, what makes him stand out from other potential candidates. Is this why? Is it supposed to be irony, since Jaskier is the Sandpiper, and rescues persecuted non-humans? Do they want Jaskier’s relationship to put Ciri and Geralt at risk, will his choice of bedmate endanger them, for added cheap drama? Will Radovid be seducing Jaskier under false pretenses, attempting to get close to Ciri or Geralt to hurt them, as hinted at in the leaked audition scene where Radovid mentions Ciri to Jaskier, tells him to bring her to Redania she’ll be safe here, while Jaskier lies and says he hasn’t seen her for years. Will Jaskier end up trusting him, bringing Ciri to him only for it to all go pear-shaped? Will the narrative blame Jaskier for what Radovid does to his friends, was it even necessary to drag him into it, as Radovid probably would have targeted them anyway? Or will Jaskier leave Radovid for his Gang of Non-Human and Magical Friends, thus spurning on Radovid’s genocide in the first place, cause Jaskier ‘betrayed’ him in his eyes? Which has got to be the most garbage option and I sure hope this isn’t it, this is below even what I think the Netflix Witcher writers are capable of. And there is always the possibility that there is no reason, they literally just picked a name and ran with it, who gives a shit what it means, they don’t have time to think things through and write and rewrite, not when there are slow-mo action shots to shoot and tits to shoehorn in and rapey fathers to give Father of the Year awards to. Things just happen in this show, with little rhyme or reason. The S3 trailers look even worse, a sad desperately flashy spectacle that fails to be spectacular. I don’t trust these writers to do anything good with this romance, I honestly don’t expect anything from this plotline other than to marvel at their ability to make bisexual rep feel a bit like a hate crime.

#Jaskier #The Witcher #Netflix Witcher #Geralt of Rivia #Witcher S3 spoilers #Bisexual Jaskier #Radovid #fucking goddamn gucking Radovid #Media analysis #LIKE THIS JUST FEELS SPITEFUL BUT I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON WHY #Joey Batey #I will be pleasantly surprised to be proven wrong but I don't think I will #queer rep #bisexual rep #this is me doom posting i know #i love being a hater

[bluedillylee]

✨😘 The vibe Radovid was aiming for when he introduced himself to Jaskier

#The witcher #witcher s3 spoilers #witcher netflix #radovid #radskier #anastasia meme

[izzy-hands]

i’m not sure how i feel about this trailer, but jaskier is wearing eyeliner so there’s that

#the witcher spoilers #witcher spoilers #witcher s3 spoilers #jaskier #the witcher

[literallybyronic]

lost my shit when radovid and jaskier meet and philippa immediately starts giving "right in front of my salad?"

#the witcher #witcher netflix #witcher s3 spoilers #philippa eilhart #is it just because i knew the twist already or was all the foreshadowing a bit heavy handed #does not build confidence but this moment was hilarious

[geraskmewhatpleasesme]

Genuinely devastated that that was how they left things for Henry's goodbye to Ciri and (to a lesser extent, but still some extent) Yen

#Witcher S3 #the witcher netflix #witcher s3 spoilers #Spoilers #geralt of rivia #twn spoilers

[youaremysunshine-court]

When the only adoption service on the continent is the White Wolf

#first ciri now teryn #hc that this is how he was with the baby witchers #witcher s3 #witcher s3 spoilers #jay watches witcher #geralt of rivia #teryn #cirilla fiona elen riannon #cirilla of cintra #worlds best dad #he sees a child and is like okay i need to help them #disnt he do the same thing with dara back in s1? i seem to remember that #the witcher #lol