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ashsostrange · 6 months

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it’s stand on business o’clock, cz i know y’all sick gw*les & p*nkflower shippers + delulu gwen stans ain’t try to run my girl bree (@breeandhermunches) off her blog… you got me all the way fucked up and ima tag this in ALL the categories. you can’t do anything about it 🤣 if you’re upset, then scroll ho. if you know i’m not talking about you, then have a great day! 🫶 if the shoe fits, then wear it.

i’m getting disrespectful. ima return the energy you hoes dished out n you better take it like some mf champs. y’all wanted to fuck around so now you gotta hear my mouth and find out. read it ‘n weep. clearing you bitches gives me life.

such a shame we’re back here, but y’all are mad, mad miserable. like, i’ve never seen a fandom so chronically online. are you even trying to mask the fact that you rarely step outside anymore…? 😬

let me making it so very clear why i’m making this post in the first place, bc y’all seem to struggle with my main concerns never clicking in your heads.

y’all have the time to sit in somebody’s inbox and complain about their hatred towards fictional ships, meanwhile the people y’all complain about stay on their pages and mind their business? 🤨 those people being US. ion recall none of us going directly to YOUR pages to hate on punkflower and gwiles. if we hate, it’s on our pages. i don’t go looking for a mf fight, that’s mad childish. y’all were riding bree’s dick like crazy. at this point, her hate for gwiles must keep y’all up at night. talk to a therapist about that. it’s not healthy. i’m gna address ALL the bs y’all be on.

so now that you know why i’m posting this, let me set few things straight for y’all.

“don’t use the ship tag to hate! 🤬🤬” the day you copyright and trademark the tag, present me with an official “tumblr etiquette” rule book or, show me proof that you own tumblr is the day i’ll stop. ima do wtv i want whenever i want, please get that thru ya hollow ass heads. y’all aren’t entitled to anything. not respect, not no damn “common courtesy,” ESPECIALLY not over dysfunctional ships/fictional characters 🤣 i don’t owe you SHIT.

some of were y’all tryna go back and forth with me at the grown ass age of TWENTY. over GWILES. a sixteen yr old vs a twenty yr old, see your life 😂😂 it’s truly alarming. go get employed. if you alr are, then call your manager and pick up some more shifts bc you clearly ain’t doing enough. if college graduation rates begin to decline, i know exactly who to come to. everything’s going up and even tho you should be standing on some mf business so you can afford the cost of living, you’re arguing with teenagers online instead. a lot of you have too much free time.

“you posted this publicly under the tag, you can’t expect people not to want to argue” yes i can! block me and scroll. we don’t have to argue. i don’t remember starting an argument? i was never on your pages. i only reblog shit when it appears on my dash. like i said, i’m not searching far n wide for no damn fight. 🤷‍♀️ nobody told y’all to bitch, whine, and reblog mine or bree’s shit. your issue is that you have no self control. you don’t know when to hold yourself tf back, so you feel obligated to reply. god forbid someone has a differing opinion. my post was never even about the flaws in miles and gwen’s relationship. i was talking about how it is disappointing to see miles’ story be reduced to a love story. unfortunately, y’all forgot to put your glasses on beforehand and read “i hate gwiles.” yes, i hate gwiles!!! but that was not the point of my post. y’all are either illiterate or trying to let off some serious steam. i’m not having any of it. maybe y’all are upset i called you delusional, but you’ve effortlessly proven my point.

this is the internet. you have the tools to avoid seeing what me n bree hv to say, so why are you throwing a tantrum like a goddamn child instead of utilizing them?? you’re not special. the world doesn’t revolve around you and what you want. people are dying n you’re worried about a hate post under a ship tag?? mind you, that was the one and only “hate post” i’ve EVER put under that fuckass tag 😭 bree will make one post about gwiles, and y’all are the ones who’ll drag it out, then call her “obsessed.”we’re doomed bc y’all are doomed.

the white mfs complaining ab the term “snow bunny”… jesus 🤦‍♀️ ts didn’t even mean what you think it meant in the first place. it was originally used to refer to female skiers. some of y’all swear up, down, n all around that being “racist” to white people is the same as racism towards black people, and it’s not. let’s use “snow bunny” and the n-word as examples:

snow bunny had an alternative use before it was used to refer to white people. there’s no significant history behind it at all, unless you count tiktok as history. the n word has always been the n word. it’s always been derogatory, and anyone will a brain would know it’s mad history behind the word. it roots in deep hatred. people continue to use this word to belittle those who are black, or use it lightly around their friends nd behind closed doors as if it’s a common cuss word. y’all’s experiences with “racism” are nowhere near comparable to the experiences black people have BEEN facing and will be facing for fucking ever. white people have and always will be seen as the superior race, therefore, you face minimal to no “racism” outside of the internet, and i’d do anything to be able to say that. don’t even @ me talking about “🥹🥹 that doesn’t make racism against white people oka—“ i don’t care. at all. drink some water. you’ll be fine.

“you guys hate women!!!” “y’all hate gwen bc she’s white!!” like, you sound so fkn dumb nd all i can do is sit and stare at you.

me nd bree are black girls. people from EVERY race and EVERY ethnicity hate black people and EVERYONE hates black girls. hell, not even black men like us. why on god’s green mf earth would we ever want sb else to feel that way??

yk what y’all need to do? y’all need to quit whining and accept the fact that bree doesn’t like gwen because of what she did to miles. it’s as simple as that. stop trying to complicate things bc you so desperately want to deem her and other people who hate gwen “racists” or “misogynists.” no. i fw gwen heavy, nd me and bree are able to coexist bc neither of us are fucking delusional and regularly touch grass 🤷‍♀️ same thing with all my other mutuals.

meanwhile, you hoes get your panties in a twist when sb calls gwen a snow bunny as if she’s a sentient being who’s going to cry over ts, like, no. your feelings are hurt? take a fucking walk! nobody has to like her.

and punkflower, oh my god 😐 i’ve never been homophobic and i never will be. i’m literally queer. i’m not about that friendly fire before y’all try and call me homophobic. my thing is, if hobie was originally supposed to be a nineteen year old, n now his age is unconfirmed, why in the hell would we go and age him down to sixteen?? all y’all wna do is ship that man with miles or write smut about him. some of y’all wanna do both!! you change his age when it’s convenient to you. if you don’t see an issue with that, then i can’t help you. you’re weird. until i hear otherwise from one of the directors, he’s 19.

ghostflower or gwiles 🙃 the reason y y’all are sobbing or wtv. i thought y’all were exaggerating when you said gwiles was your religion, but it’s looking like i was very incorrect. real talk, ion like that fuckass ship. i don’t have to and neither does anybody else. just like you lames do with gwen, you dig deep in your ass for every problematic reason possible. “you have a racial bias!!!” “you hate interracial relationships!!” the fuck?? 😭 do you cunts read what you write before you post it?? “they’re more obsessed with gwiles than we are” “they must be in love with ghostflower & gwen”

…huh? covid really set some of y’all back tremendously because it seems a concerning amount of you lack critical thinking skills. in reality, just like hating gwen, the reason we dislike gwen and miles together is SO very simple. it all boils down to the fact that gwen did miles dirt. and i’ve made a separate post, i’ve talked about why they would never work imo. when i present y’all with my logical reasoning, you dgaf! so the only thing you can do now is shut the hell up, unclench, and cope. since you wna get in your feelings bout it, fuck gwiles, n fuck you too.

y’all even got some of your own people agreeing w me, props to y’all btw 👏 it’s never you i’m talking about.

i hate that y’all made it this deep bc it didn’t need to be. this is a fucking movie. none of this is real, yet you continue to harass me and bree like we murdered your immediate + extended family + the family dog that had cancer. i find myself hoping that one day y’all will realize how dumb you sound, but then i remember some of you niggas are already grown, so it’s looking quite improbable.

and also, don’t b up in my reblogs chattin’ it up about shit i’ve explicitly stated that idc about. i won’t repeat myself because you can’t read. if this post hasn’t shown you i don’t give even half of a fuck about you or your feelings regarding ANYTHING at this point in time, then i don’t really know what will 🤷‍♀️

if i made you mad, go ahead nd suck it up fa me. we won’t be going toe to toe and debating on MY blog because you’ll be actively wasting your own time, as i am not willing to hear anyone out. it’s been that way from the start and it won’t change. if you send an anon message or any type of inbox w some bs then it’ll sit there until the end of time or be swiftly deleted. if you reblog this post trying to invalidate anything i just addressed, i won’t even give you the time of day, bc i said everything that needed to said. i was very articulate and extremely clear. know that i can’t and won’t be swayed in the slightest. we’d just go back and forth until you decide to shut your mouth or block me. so block me now. ian the one.

if you don’t get it, then you don’t fucking get it, but what y’all aren’t gna do is treat people the way y’all were treating bree just because she hates two ships + gwen stacy. you complain about how the fandom sucks like you’re not the same people who make being in fandoms in unenjoyable.

you usually have to go to a therapist and pay for reality checks. luckily for y’all, i gave you one for free! you needed to be humbled and i happily did the humbling. lil piece of advice: stop trying to force people to gaf if they clearly do not. block and move on with your life. you gon get tired one day. leave me, bree, n anyone else you bother tf alone. spend your energy trying to change people’s minds on REAL ISSUES that actually matter, not fucking spider-man.

whew, ANYWAY… i hope i never have to speak bout this again. act right in the near future n i won’t have to “invade your tags” with long paragraphs in which i set you fools straight, thank yewww! 🫶

god bless!! 💗

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blackmissfrizzle · 5 years

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Perfect For Me

Pairing: Erik x reader

Summary: Erik gets reminded why you’re perfect for him

Warnings: None. Fluff and implied smut.

A/N: See if you can catch my Megan the Stallion lyric in here.

A/N: Also, this is a quick little something I whipped up today, so it may not be the best! Please comment or reblog an tell me your favorite part.

It was your friend, Tasha’s annual end of the summer barbecue. There was good music, good food, and niggas being loud over games like uno, dominoes, and spades. And usually you were having the time of your life, but you were in a sour ass mood this year.

The cause of your attitude was Avery and Monica, the nigga who cheated on your friend Marilynn and the bitch he did it with. You promised Marilynn that you were whooping both they asses on sight, but she didn’t want to ruin the party, so she made you promise to chill out.

Her and Erik were the only reasons you were showing restraint. Erik couldn’t stand Avery from the beginning, but he knew you had to respect Marilynn’s wishes, so he always kept a hand on you, just in case you were about to stray away. And you were especially thankful for that, because Avery and Monica didn’t give a fuck about how their pda was affecting Marilynn and you were real close from giving the beat down.

“Just give me the go ahead and I’ll fuck them up. You know Erik’s been showing me a couple of new moves. I bet neither one will able to lay a finger on me,” you whispered into Marilynn’s ear while Avery was kissing up on Monica while he played spades.

Marilynn chuckled and pulled you into a hug. “I love you, but you don’t need to do that. He’s Tasha’s cousin and I’m not trying to mess up the good vibes. You know this is probably be the last big get together we’ll have before everyone becomes swamped with work again.”

This is why you were so upset. Marilynn was a literal sweetheart and for some ain’t shit nigga to treat her like that rubbed you the wrong way. “Okay, whatever, but I’m still mean mugging those bitches for the rest of the night.”

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The party was winding down and you decided to begin to clean up a bit, since Tasha was pregnant. You were minding your business until Monica decided to shoulder check and sneer at you, “Watch where you are going.” Internally, you were doing backflips. Now you had an excuse to go off on the skank hoe who knew Avery was in a relationship when she messed around with him.

“Excuse me? I know you saw me picking up trash. It shouldn’t be that hard since that’s where you and your boyfriend belong.”

Monica flipped her ridiculously long sew-in and clasped her hands. “Don’t be a bitter Betty, because your friend don’t know how to keep a man.”

You dropped the trash bag, invaded her space, and cracked a smile. “Finally! You said some dumbass shit. I’ve really been itchin’ to go the fuck off on your bitch ass.”

What you didn’t count on was for Avery to be around the corner and be Captain Save a Hoe. He must’ve sense you were about to beat Monica’s ass. “Aye, yo Stevens, come get yo bitch,” he called out to Erik while pulling Monica away from you.

Everyone in the house went quiet except you. A cackle escaped you and you mumbled under your breath, “Oooohhhh, you finna get it now.”

Erik put his drink and stalked over to the hallway, where you were at. Looking at his eyes, you knew Killmonger and not Erik was at the surface. “Ay, what you say to me?”

Not knowing his life was danger, dumbass Avery repeated himself. Luckily, on his behalf Tasha and her pregnant belly got in between the four of you all.

“Aye, Tash move. Your cuz in a mood for a beatdown,” Erik ordered her.

“Nigga, you ain’t gonna do shit!” Avery claimed.

“Oh, now you wanna add some bass to your voice now your pregnant cousin is in the way. But, you right man I ain’t gonna put my hands on you yet. After my girl beat your girl’s ass, she gon give you the same ass whooping, and then I’m gonna beat the shit out of you for calling my girl a bitch.”

Avery was visibly shook and all you could do was smirk at him. Finally, you could beat they ass without worrying about Erik stopping you. However, God and Tasha had other plans.

“Ave, I love you, but you and that hoe gotta go,” Tasha ordered her cousin. At first, Avery fussed, but when he saw you somehow managed to slip pass by Tasha, he rushed out the door.

“Pussy ass hoe,” both you and Erik grumbled simultaneously.

“All right, run me my coins, bitches!” Marilynn screamed from the middle of the living room. Everyone was reluctantly giving her money.

“What the hell is going on,” you asked to yourself.

“I wasn’t gonna invite Avery, but Marilynn told me to do it, because he was my family and she didn’t want to make me choose between them. But I told her, you wouldn’t be able to stop yourself from fighting him and she disagree, so we all made a bet when you would pop off. Obviously, Marilynn was right.” Tasha explained, digging into her wallet to give Marilynn her money.

You stood there in shock while Erik was keeling over in laughter. “Fuck all y’all! I’m not that bad.” you yelled, flipping the middle finger.

All your friends plus Erik side-eyed you, telling you that was a lie. “Princess, I love you but its not that hard to get you ready to fight.”

Shoving Erik, you replied, “Well, you too nigga. I remember you right behind me ready to bash that nigga’s face in.”

Erik hooked his arm around your neck and gave you a kiss. “I know baby. That’s why you’re perfect for me.”

You wanted to mush that nigga in a face, but he was right. So, you dropped your fake attitude and joked with your friends for a while longer, until the constant throbbing in your core since the altercation with Avery and Monica became unbearable.

“Baby, I’m ready to go,” you whispered into Erik’s ear.

“You sure? I thought we were having a good time.”

“We are, but I saw a glimpse of Killmonger earlier and I’ve been wet ever since.”

Erik’s eyes widen and he jumped out his seat. Daping up your friends and giving hugs goodbye.

“Aight, we’ll see y’all later,” Erik called from the door as he rushed out the door, not paying attention to the chorus of ‘nasty asses’ y’all left behind.

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