#y’all have got to be joking

[thanksgiving-isnt-ur-fav-holiday]

the secret seventh episode of good omens

#y’all have got to be joking #‘why do people stop after three’ ass theory #if they’re right i’ll eat my hat but for now… #i’ve seen this film before #good omens #good omens 2

[gravityflops]

@gin-juice-tonic POV: you left your wife and child in another state to build a trans-universal polydimensional metavortex for your old college buddy and his imaginary friend

#gravity falls #fiddleford mcgucket #on one hand i get why tumblr having videos in reblogs might be a bad idea but it makes it difficult for audio jokes— #can’t just ‘‘Yes And’’ anyone on this site smh #anyway i agree and i love these two idiot geniuses with all my heart— #edit holy hell y’all got a kick outta this one #1k

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I think I’m going to cry

#ao3 #ao3 writer #ao3 comments #no joke #I got teary eyed #it’s just so sweet #and it made my whole week #sometimes I feel like my end notes are a bit much #and I ramble #but I like taking y’all through my experience when writing #like my thoughts #or my original idea that might have changed #I love being able to share that #and I know some don’t read it #just keep scrolling #which is fine #and okay #no hard feelings #but to know that there are some that like my end notes #makes me happy

[ghost-proofbaby]

a man said the most eddie-coded thing about me that i genuinely cannot stop thinking about it days later but he doesn’t know that i know he said what he did

#my friend said i’ve got a special flavor of trauma from my childhood #and he immediately goes ‘i wanna know what it tastes like 😏’ #i’m haunted #he met me twice and just alluded to eating my [redacted] #and i’d let him ! #this is why i’ve been mia #him: don’t judge #the girls in question; not judging but losing their fucking minds #such casual rizz someone fucking sedate me #i also have a story time about how he paid for my (well mine and my best friends) dinner and it gave me BUTTERFLIES #anyways boys #be careful with what you tell her best friend #she’s loyal to me first 😤 #i don’t think y’all wanna hear about my love life but this is the most exciting it’s been in a while #eddie munson would 100% joke about ‘tasting your trauma’ idc

[usereddie]

buddie breaking the bluegreen ship color cycle because of eddie’s beautiful brown eyes

#really there are far too many but. whatever. #we all had our bluegreen ship don’t lie to me #also i have to say buddie is NOT my first bluebrown ship i was a phannie #also sterek was browngreen but y’all get the joke #buddie #eddie diaz #my post #sorry it’s shit posting hours <3 #i love telling my d*stiel friends that MY bluegreen spn ship is wincest cuz their eyes start twitching #listen if we’re using the eye color method i got bad news for u………

[harbingerofsoup]

begging y’all to remember that aziraphale and crowley aren’t men

#good omens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #crowley #i like gender as a silly joke with them #don’t get me wrong #but some of y’all are serious #and i got irl friends who don’t really get it either #but like hands and knees begging here #‘but the actors—’ #they’re actors #last i checked they weren’t an angel or demon either #none of you seem to have an issue understanding that #so maybe apply that understanding to the whole #‘not actually men’ thing

[crispycreambacon]

I can’t believe just a few days after I announce my hiatus, Watcher dropped an announcement so terrible I had to crawl back here again

#WHAT THE FUCK #WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH Y’ALL #BE SO FOR FUCKING REAL RIGHT NOW #OH MY GOD #DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW???? ARE Y’ALL FUCKING JOKING?????????????? #I got so mad that my business class kid in me came out #and I reign that side of myself in like a rabid dog so guess how bad it is #Literally ranted to my friend about how this was a terrible business decision #my fucking god I have so much to say and yet I’m just. h. #watcher #watcher entertainment #chris p fried what?!

[rainymoodlet]

Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Ep. Twelve] Good Eats!

Congratulations, dear Ezra Ruíz, for your fantastic win! Daniel managed to pull a few strings and coordinate a private Tasting Menu course hosted by one of Mt. Komorebi's finest chefs!

The two travelled to his restaurant in Senbamachi, where they enjoyed a day of fine food, unpictured meditation (where I subsequently learned Sims with a high wellness skill like Dan can TELEPORT?) and even an exclusive cooking lesson!

Ezra was so in his element, it was delightful to watch! Unfortunately, he also seemed to be in a Very Playful mood the entire night, and without the swath of other contestants to filter out the jokes, Dan's Dislike of Mischief began to rear it's ugly head...

@kawaiishitty

[ Part 1/2 ] 🌹

#it’s LATE BUT IT’s HERE #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 challenge #ts4 bachelor challenge #;kmik #sim: daniel #ezra ruiz by kawaiishitty #|| #me sweating fcking bullets abt these next two dates: #djwjdjsjd but omg this was SO. inchresting. y’all have no idea. #i was VERY surprised when daniel and ezra got along as much as they did #dan is not a fan of mischief nor pranks nor gossip nor mean interactions #and ezra loves a good combo of them all hehe #so when they’re around the group they tend to get schism’d by a joke or two but #dan is able to talk to another sim and then go back to ezra and be fine #but with an uninterrupted string of mischief and jokes #poor ezra was hittin and missin’ all over the place!! 😩 #the next scene was so tense #but not in a BAD bad way but it was just… WHOO i did not expect this!!! #they have fascinated me so much but i knew their personalities were going to clash eventually #but omg they are still so much fun to watch 🥹 #LETS GO EZRA COME ON BABY #YOU GOT THIS

[cuethemulti]

You guys are so fucking weird. Forcing Jamie to sign a marriage certificate that comes from a real courthouse when he already said he’s not comfortable is bad enough doesn’t matter if it’s as a “joke” but then demanding him for a refund because he doesn’t do it? You need to never go to a con again.

#when will you learn that people have boundaries even if they are celebrities #and this woman just got divorced and wanted it as a joke but why are you forcing him? you are GROWN #I hate y’all #jamie campbell bower

[makotonaegiunderstander]

constantly reminded why I left DR for seven years LMAOO. the fans are so infuriating 😭😭 especially Ishimondo fans and I say that as someone who actively likes that ship… y’all didn’t leave that game with anything else?? anyone else besides Mondo and Taka and MAYBE Chihiro??? did you even like the game or did you just tolerate it for the yaoi 💀 also the franchise known for its incredible amounts of misogyny, racism, ableism, homophobia, and transmisogyny unsurprisingly is CHOCK full of it in w fans and no one even realizes it

#nothing more frustrating than someone who refuses to consider they could have preconceived bias and just gets defensive and angry #rant bc goddamn I forgot how little fans care about some of the characters with some real HEART to them in favor of pushing characters toge #in favor of pushing characters together like dolls #also the yaoi thing. goddamn no one cares abt the lesbians!!!!! like genuinely!!!! #and all the dark skinned characters are treated like absolute shit or sidelined to being a constant third wheel or joke #y’all have GOT to be at least somewhat self critical when you consume media 💀 do you not care abt how you view the world around you???

[gatogotica]

just finished the mighty boosh.. strange kinda tonal shift it took in the last two episodes, especially between howard & vince

#like in the last ep them just being like ‘ok bye send you a postcard’ I was like damn #y’all have been besties since you were kids!! #then the show just ends LMAO 💀 #I wonder if there was a reason for their relationship changing like that? #like vince got EXTRA selfish in those last couple eps I was like wow what happened here #and Howard definitely became the butt of the joke even more than he had been previously #maybe I’m reading into it idk it’s probably not that deep #I’m just like. I would never let my relationship with my best friend devolve that way :’( we’re a team! #my post #the mighty boosh #I’ll say tho party was a hilarious episode we were laughing our asses off

[bereft-of-frogs]

Me during season 1 of yellowjackets: shauna is my poor little meow meow she should get to murder whoever she wants 🥰

Me during season 2: oh god….just…just let shauna murder whoever she wants, just whoever she needs to murder, that’s fine 😳

#me 🤝 jeff ‘look Shauna’s just going through a tough time’ #that one episode like….girl whoever you gotta kill you go for it babe I got your back #yellowjackets #look this is a joke and also I’ve seen who y’all have as your blorbos just give me this one haha

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I’m back on my bullshit.

Anyways! Some fun ship names I came up with!

Medic/Sniper: bed pan

Medic/engineer: goggles and glasses

Sniper/soldier: sniper rocket, also, bullseye, bullsboom, boomseye

I can do this all day

#okay so my #every ship known to mann #engiemedic fic #is late #I realize this #do you realize how cute the old gay men can be and how many ideas I have???? #I’m torn between #they fall in love while medic hacks engie’s arm off #they bond over being the Problem Solvers(tm) and someone makes a joke about them being parents #(someone being engineer) #and whatever th fuck I have in that third document that I haven’t opened in since I started this project #I’ve got ships on the mind y’all #sniper/medic #sniper and medic #bed pan tf2 #bushmedicine #medic/engineer #engiemedic #goggles and glasses #science party #sniper/soldier #american aviators #snipersoldier #sniper rocket

[crossbackpoke-check]

V random but I’m in my Brockpetey feels could I listen to your 46 60 playlist!!

of course!! the first playlist i mentioned in the tags is actually not mine—it belongs to ash @notthequiettype and is a soundtrack to their wonderful fic Lake Rules (go read it if you haven’t already!!! highly recommend!!!)

annnd this one is my personal brockpetey vibes playlist

happy listening!!!

#liv in the replies #sadcanucksfan #also!! ash if you want me to unlink/untag please let me know and i will!!! #this one got bumped up because it’s currently relevant (i just posted brockpetey content) the rest of them will be scheduled in the queue 🫡 #if i don’t do it now i will lose all links and ability to find things #as for my brockpetey i have zero reasons for any of the songs besides minnesota. it’s all vibes no thoughts. #minnesota to me is the quintessential brock petey song topped only (but really equaled) by charm you (also by samia) #like minnesota i would love to say is a joke but i really heard that song for the first time YEARS ago and went oh my fucking god. #i’m going back to minnesota huh #and then CHARM YOU??? AN ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST ME PERSONALLY???? #you’re telling me there’s the lyrics ‘kissin you would be like kissin on the USA’ & ‘flying while i’m lying that i hate LA’ & it’s not 406? #(addition that i wasn’t gonna tell you but i have to tell y’all because it’s relevant to Me. samia is so so so so good live.) #(also i haven’t added it to the playlist because it’s sad but kill her freak out has narrative potential as brockpetey. also???? #they’re all somehow petey pov to me. sometimes people just get assigned bands in my head for no reason & i think samia is petey’s vibe band. #BESIDES bbno$ which is canon lmao. spiritually petey is a samia song to me i guess idk why either sorry but kill her freak out #is a (seemingly you know how i am) unrequited brock/petey for when brock got his gf. thank u for your time i hate it too just listen to it) #also no statements about my music taste i will cry. if you hate it don’t tell me if you have recs do tell me #although i do have a joke playlist compiled of all the songs brock has been screencapped listening to because. why not. it’s fun and also #has that man ever listened to a single lyric in his life. what the FUCK is up with your chill playlist bud none of those songs are chill. #lovingly. ripping my hair out. the amount of times he listens to fast car like???? girl are you okay. #anyway this is ur reminder i miss stalking people on spotify let me see your music taste cowards. #ALSO #IF I THINK TOO LONG ABOUT PETEY IN MINNESOTA I WILL LOSE MY SHIT SO I AM NOT JUST KNOW THAT I CLICKED THE FIC & SKRTED I CAN’T HAVE EMOTIONS #if i did not have someplace to be at precisely 7:50AM i would be having a full breakdown please believe me. #oh also ALSO bonus points if you figure out what the numbers in the name are :)

[venus-maneater]

hmmmm I’ve been inspired to write part 2 of ‘a loyal dog’s reward’ and it’s for 2 reasons

#have y’all seen that tiktok where a guy is making a joke abt how he got a nosebleed while getting head? #and his blood dripped on the girl before he could notice #yeah #that is soooo #good lord 🥵 #criston cole #obsessive criston cole #yandere criston cole #yandere hotd #dark! hotd

[businesscasualart]

2023: my new years goal…is to stop gatekeeping sm. I can totally share my shows and my little guys and even my pretty little guys with my friends <3 it’s fine

Halfway through 2023: I’m back to gatekeeping. My friends are pricks. I think I’ve been called “Whorelei” more than Lorelei this year.

#2024 y’all are hearing about it and only y’all #I’m gonna be talking to my friends like a rapper with an upcoming album #‘something big’s comin’ and that’s it #blorbo privileges revoked #I don’t need friends they disappoint me #new years resolution #lorelei’s yelling into the void again #I still love them #but I just said no context ‘I’ve been thinking about grills’ and the first response was ‘YOU SCREWING BARBECUE????’ #hate them #i hate them but i love them #I DONT EVEN HAVE A REPUTATION LIKE THAT #I’m just the ‘the butt of the joke’ friend #cest la vie #it’s all fun and games until every blorbo is weaponized against you #‘remember when re8 came out and Moreau was your fav? yeah can you smash or pass these dnd fish for us?’ NO!!!!! #I can’t do this #what do I go on to tag this #I already got so many #blorbo #…ig Thats all I can say idk-