#yeag. me when im normal

[gar-licked]

8 episodes of strange and hateful tension. good show

#true detective #true detective season 1 #rust cohle #marty hart #myart #yeag. me when im normal #really enjoyed the two blokes who hate each other show. went real hard #screenshot studies #the bar scene was comical. why WAS rust all up in his space like that #rustmarty #is that the name lol??? #i tried. .. . .

[sub-4-sub]

I was gonna spoil and pamper you as best I could anyway, but if you get a little pudgier as a result I won't complain

#s4s.txt #me when the #tee hee #its also a good excuse for me to learn how to cook new foods that you'll like #yeag #im normal

[camping-with-monsters]

Welp I just finished The Teal Mask and I’m never going to be normal again.

#the kiwi speaks #Pokémon dlc spoilers ?? #Pokémon spoilers ?? #I don’t say anything specific about them but #OH MY GOD. #OH MY GOD #OH MY G OD #IM. #YEAG IM #/VERY POS #OKAY UH #IM SO #oh my goddddddddddddd #oh my god oh my god #i got so excited I started crying /srs #I was stimming and flapping and whining when I first started it and it just HHHHHHHHHHH #not saying anything about the story but yeag I’m normal. #no I’m not normal sorry #also tell me why the fuck the VERY first thing that spawned was a shiny. whar. okay. #pokémon scarlet #pokemon violet #Pokémon scarlet and violet #Pokémon dlc #Pokémon #The Teal Mask

[misfortunegirl]

anyone who is inlove with me 👉👈

#Im sorry im having a bad episode rn and am most likely going to be embarrassed but oh well. i need validation. #also im like mostly aware nobody gives a rats ass about me on here but . still. #theres like a tiny part of me that wishes theres a person on here that actually cares about me very deeply thoufh they dont show it #but also i get anxious when i remember that literally anyone can access my crazy ramblings.😀 #/⁠╲⁠/⁠\⁠╭⁠(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)⁠╮⁠/⁠\⁠╱⁠\ #finak thoughts for now HOPEFULLY: if youre like me . listen to your intuition. its never been wrong for me. yes i feel crazy and paranoid #but guess what i am also? always right. so. yeah. if something feels off its because it is. ☝️ stop beinf a dumb bitch like me and ignoring #your intuition. dont be like me please. ive been aware about so many things way before they happened but always disregarded my suspicions #bitch my suspicions have never been wrong. those whove made me out a crazy paranoid bitch. EAT SHIT. #anywho anywho. if something feels off and wrong. its cause it is off and wrong. people cant be trusted ever. most suck . truthfully. #see this is why therapy doesnt work for me. unless ive written thoughts like these down these revelations come and go on ther own and in th #meantime im as dumb as a rock!!!! because i literally forget everything that ever happens to me #anyways. the verdict is. i need someone who is obsessed with me so that i can be obsessed with them without being made out to be crazy😌 #i cant love normally because at the end of the day nothing about me is normal. #im unsatisfied because normal life doesn't fit me. #normal life is made for normal and sane people. not for weird bitches like me who share their delusional ramblings on Toomblr dot com. #thats actually a sort of. calming realization. im constantly trying to fit into the mold of a normal person #when clearly im not. ive neverbeen. ive turned out this way because everyone ostracized me for not being like them #well. suddenly i feel better. dont get me wrong i still hope theres at leasr one person on here whois madly inlove with me🥶 #but yeag. im jughead coded at the end of the day. Riverdale writers found outt about me and were like lets makes jughead based on her is #no “is” .sorry #based off on actually. i know english well i swear

[boygirlctommy]

naurrr i clicked out of ep 102 and accidentally opened the tab that has ep 1 open ToT GODDD I MISS THE SIMPLE TIMES

#my post #ripposting #caps #I MEAN I DO AND I DONT #I LOVE THEIR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ITS ACTUALLY SO WELL DONE AND AMAZING #BUT ALSO I MISS WHEN THE BIG BATTLE OF THE EPISODE WAS. BEETLES. #OR LIKE THE BALD GUYS!!! #EVEN IN THE CASINO THAT WAS MPSTLY JUST FUN AND GAMES. LIKE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA DIE FOR A MINUTE IN THE BIG GAME BUT THEY WERE FIN #im just nervous 👍 #dorry it really is mostly the thumbnailf or 103 that scares me but tbf it is gills decaying corpse so i feel like thats normal to be nervou #about. also the fact that chip feels like gill specifically is gonna die? and i know 103 opens w jort storm which yes somehow adds to the #tension. also the SECOND they entered the black sea they got attacked by a ton of evil goopy guys im sinply not excited im simply terrified #AND LIKE. IF THEY GET TO ARLIN. WELL WHAT THEN!!! #DO THEY REALLY FREE HIM? BCUS THATS WHNE NIKLAUS OUR BUDDY NIKLAUS CALLS IN HIS FAVOR!!! #AND ITLL BE BAD I KNOW IT WILL AUGGHHHHHHHHH #and like. what if freeing arlin allows the nameless prince to enter mana and consume it. if it hasnt already been consuming. what if niklau #IS the nameless prince. what if it releases the unborn kings. what if arlins made a deal and hes ALSO goop and they have to kill him like #arlin finn and drey had to w captain rose! what if a thousand horrible things happen. #anyways yeag. nervouse

[couchie]

Fucked up ship bingo harrykim and jh discoelysium

-@mansplainmanipulatemalewife

MY BELOVED MUTUAL WHO IS WITH ME THROUGH MY FLOPS <333

ok so kimharry

i am going to expand on everything i marked and you dont get a say in it

-> undeniably t4t

i dont care much for t!kim tbqh, it's become too mainstream for me. my approach for it is "eh, why not?"

now harry on the other hand...

oh i am FERAL for t!harry you have NO IDEA. TRANS MAN HARRY? AUGHHHHH. TRANSFEM HARRY? OUGHHHHHHH. NB HARRY? WAUGHHHHH. IM HERE FOR IT. it's so fuckin good n i eat it up every single time. his canon issues with his masculinity gives perfect content to toy with his gender in every which way and it is divine

and so yeah that is to say. t4t kimharry is a fuck yeah

-> terrible for each other (affectionate)

they clash. thats it thats the post. opposites attract typa stuff. thats why i marked the "(affectionate)" one

-> playing with them like dolls (taking them on dates and making them be all cute)

DOMESTIC KIMHARRY FUCKS. FIGHT ME ABOUT IT. we see them under a time crunch interacting with the mystery of a hanged man looming over their head and their districts in a pissing contest and with harry freshly amnesiac. i want to see the fall out. i want to see the progress. i want to see them when they're not focused on other plot things and we can get to the character development part. i want to see how they deal with themselves and each other on a normal day

-> thinking about them Always and Forever

yeag

-> LET THEM HAVE A HAPPY ENDING‼️‼️

BRO THE BAD ENDINGS FOR DE... MY HEART CANT TAKE THAT SHIT. let them be nontoxic partners. let them have good stuff in life. let them have each other. PLEASE.

-> the DEVOTION oh my GOD

there was a whole post analyzing how theyre devoted to each other and why theyve latched onto each other dont make me rewrite it

harryjean

WE GOT A BINGOOOO WOOOOO🎉🎉

ok here we go

-> i want them 2 make out with blood in their mouths like vampire bats

i dont think i need to explain, it is quite concise. do i think this will solve anything between them? no. should they do it regardless? absolutely yes

-> divorced <3

in my humble opinion they are more divorced than harry and dora are. yall r underestimating the power of toxic masculine work friendship in which they hang onto each other to not kill themselves and then one of them just forgets about it. maybe the divorce is one sided but they are. they rly are.

-> they will die together in a heart shaped pool of blood

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

-> terrible for each other (derogatory)

oh ueah absolutely. they constantly fought and argued and anything and everything. they made the other's anger levels skyrocket, on purpose, just to get a rise out of em. but they still needed each other. it's not like either could afford a therapist, much less working in a place that was actually not-actively-killing-them-slash-making-them-suicidal. they were all they had

-> "you should see the other guy" *points at a dead body*

that finna b jean fr

-> playing with them like dolls (Psychological Torture)

they are The guys for angst <333

-> thinking about them Always and Forever

yeagh

-> sicko 2 sicko communication

absolutely

-> they should kill each other

self explanatory <3

tiny little disclaimer i didnt play enough to meet jean and this is based off of what i gathered about him from other peoples' jeanposting so if it's ooc. oops. it's basically the version of him i crafted in my head

#funguy🍄 #disco elysium #asks #kimharry #jeanharry

[butchdykekondraki]

i lost the ask in the inbox purge but one time someone told me i spoke with the same cadence as whoever im talking with (this is something i do actually do normally i just mimic ppl normally) but also when im just posting normally i post like im constantly on the verge of saying something unhinged. which. yeag.

#[ren]

[aroanthy]

Besides Anthy what other characters do you are aro- or any kind of a-spec?

All Of Them.

on a more serious note, im very partial to the following aspec readings of characters:

aroace/aroace lesbian nanami; one thing to know about me is that i realised i was aromantic because of two things. the first is that i wrote a 55k word fanfiction about two side characters from the 2005 bbc political satire 'the thick of it' that was basically just me airing my fundamental discomfort with romantic relationships, and the second is watching her tragedy and the romance of the dancing girls for the first time. Yeag.

aromantic nanami is profoundly important to me and i really just resonate with her character on a personal level. like shes so me. i dont get it. i too have convinced myself of all kinds of taboo and 'weird' affections and feelings because i Dont Understand Romance (just as a side note: i understand why some people take the cold turkey 'nanami never considered romantic feelings for her brother!!' reading, but for me personally. i think it's important to consider nanami considering those feelings, specifically because they make her feel uncomfortable, alienated, etc. there's also lots of interesting things to be said about how incest can affirm heteronormativity (and how it can't!! but that's more of a kaoru twins can of worms)).

and there's other stuff but we needn't get into that. i love when other people feel able to talk in-depth about how their personal expereinces shape their responses to rgu, but im not quite at that point with certain things. i do also just really like reading nanami as an aroace lesbian bc i find her connection with utena specifically to be soooooo. gah. delicious. fascinating. devastating. and also i love aroace lesbains they are the best

asexual utena; i just think he's neat :} sometimes i feel hesitant to read characters as asexual if theyre teenagers or if they have sexual trauma and funnily (not) enough, utena is both! having said that, i recently decided 'fuck it' and have been thinking about this interpretation of his character more and more. like, my aromantic identity is partially political, partially trauma-informed, and i feel quite strongly about queerness in part being one's choice to define (or not define) themselves on their own terms, be they 'contradictory' or 'inaccurate' or whatever the hell else.

i also have a fondness for asexual masculine characters. me personally i read utena as butch and transmasc and i think it's really interesting to think about how that queer masculinity can be expressed outside of allosexuality, especially considering what rgu as a show tries to do wrt that matter. dont ask me about my feelings on ikuhara and false dichotomies of love and lust in his works or i WILL explode ok sarazanami is The aroallo show and im soooo normal about it all tbh

i have this kind of vague arospec touga reading that im always knocking about in my head but kind of scared to talk about online because like. it's quite a lot to get into and, as an aroallo person, i dont want to get into discourse about if it's problematic to read a character like touga in that way. bc like. i dont think it is. but that's because i'm basing this reading off of my own lived experience and understanding of what aromantic allosexuality can look like. to be honest, if i really had to stick labels on them (bc labels are a shorthand to me that never fully express the complexity of identity that i want to personally (writer disease)) i read anthy as an aromantic lesbian and touga as aromantic and gay. but normally you would have to waterboard that out of me because im terrified of how people who aren't aroallo respond to aroallo conceptions of like... Anything. lol.

i think the tldr of Why im compelled by those similar readings of their characters is. something about how terrifying and constraining and rigid and incomprehensible and inaccessible romance feels to me as a concept. and something else about how important sex is to me as a concept, and kind of. this radical sex positivity that is so essential, imho, to beginning to unpack the issues baked into our hetero- and amatonormative conceptions of romance and sex, and thus reclaim human connection as we please. blah blah blah wah wah wah body as a bargaining chip or whatever (guy who is mildly terrified of talking about these things for Reasons).

that's it for specific readings i have of specific characters, but i will say that i do find it hard to put myself in the shoes of certain characters if im thinking of them as alloromantic. like i think juri probably is but i dont not understand her conflict with shiori and why it agonises her so much. but tbf, most of my focus on juri as a character is her struggle for self-acceptance and her fascinating gender troubles. funnily enough, that's also kind of how i feel about saionji. they are just both so genderfuck self-hating gay plagued by the power dynamics and i love that for them.

anway yeag :} rejoice, aromanticism be upon ye

#anyway thats enough being perceived for the day #normally when writing character analysis i try to limit my 'if i was this guy' response bc it can often be unhelpful #but in this context i think it's warranted. and i'd rather be transparent about that #like these are just MY interpretations that are entirely and heavily formed by my life experiences and understanding of my identity #and you know i do want to write something longform about aromanticism in rgu and ikuhara's works generally #but in doing that i would have to ground it in the personal. that's what it is and not doing so would present a very different argument #ie one that's kind of like 'and this is the truth and the whole truth and everyone else is wrong' #when my aspec readings are all like. 'here's where im coming from and here's how this was resonant for me' #'and hopefully that might help you understand me and others like me better :)' #ANYWAY ENOUGH VULNERABILITY #dais.txt #dais talks aspec

[pulchrasilva]

Fucked up ship bingo:

Eddie and Venom??????

Ohh my beloveds my fucked up little guys <3

They definitely need to get weirder with it like they're so cute but when do they start eating each other. Also you can't put in the "that was abuse" line without addressing it again

Once again the platonic bit is because they're queerplatonic. To me. Their relationship is unlike any human relationship, platonic or romantic. It's far more intimate than any normal relationship. And I am forever fuckef up over what it means to let an alien share your body and mind, I'm forever obsessed with how they fight totally convinced that they'll die but willing to die with and for each other, how Venom can heal and heal Eddie so much that they literally clawed him from the grasp of death and brought Eddie back to life

Also im stuck trying to decide if I want them next movie to be better at communicating, getting on each others nerves less, etc for the character growth OR if I want them to be forever trapped in a cycle of growing to hate each other even though they love each other and taking out their hurt anf baggage on each other and then kissing and making up and then finding themselves creeping back into anger again

Anyway yeag they're sickos and losers. I need Venom and Anne to be best friends and gang up on Eddie too lmao

#symbrock #eddie brock #venom symbiote #venom movies #ask #ask game

[arsonarena]

love me normally with my eyes closed, from memory

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#how did i manage to switch keyboards thrice #how did i manage moments of complete clarity

[ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter]

QUINN LORE REAL REAL REAL REAL

tw death and violence

ok so quinn used to be a normal computer assistant and she just chilled.... in cyberspace (MIGHT BE THE OFFICIAL NAME, MIGHT NOT BE..... WHO KNOWS......) with the big guys. so. she was kind of rich and popular. and mostly did interviews and ads aside from helping lightners. but when spamboss took over he wanted full control over the local trends and stuff so all influencers had to do what he wanted...... and quinn didn't want to

so um. he really likes cats. he has a few tasques in his mansion. and they're. not that friendly.

he says he knows her little secret and can make her un-famous in a second and she goes oh shit you know i like women? No Quinn You're Spyware.

then he sends the tasques after her and she says "n... nice kitty 😅😅😅" in the most loser-y way possible. as it turns out she's not great with cats and gets bitten in the head

so whatever maybe she lost a few important organs in that accident but she's fine it's okay except it's not and everyone knows she's spyware now. and also gay

she has to hide in the trash dump and there she meets the addisons that were also forced to hide there and they all start planning a revolution. weeee

then with some intense snooping she finds out that spamboss is NOT hardware like he claims and that there's also a cool robot mecha in the basement. her plan is to get inside the huge body with her addison minions and overthrow spamboss and uncover his secrets. but she needs susie's help

technically she's a computer virus so she can't go through the mansion's antivirus scan even with a disguise and the addisons can't bring the body to her cause its fucking huge man. so susie has to disable it and help her get her body. the NNS QUINN fight happens in the mega metropolis they're trying to build in the basement. she fucking smashes everything

after being defeated she gives out two cool items. the KittenRibbon (just one of her ribbons, if spared) or the TatteredWings (pieces of her dress. if KILLED!!!!!!!)

and she's less scary to susie than spamton is to kris but she Proves that you can't um,,, go against your nature 😈 youre born a virus you stay a virus. she gets more and more corrupted during the fight and stops being Quinn and starts being Give Me Your Passwords. so sad i crode we both crew

the act to spare her is Sanitize and basically the gang tries to get the virus out of her body but erm.. she IS the virus

in the end she's back in her old body and the addisons come over like SHIT SHES FUCKINB DYING and she says "theres nothing we can do to stop the virus. im literally the virus lol xd" and she dies tragically in the addisons' arms. Tragedy

she knows spades king cause she went to a few talkshows with the kings and she hates him a bit. hes evol bleeeehhh

in da snowgrave route (not its name. there is no snow to grave) she just happens to have some items laying around... for no reason in particular... i mean she has to make money somehow okay

after taking over the mansion you have to fight a thousand cardboard addisons and then finally she's at the fountain trying to stop you from getting out but one the virus is getting to her and two... FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also she has meta knowledge cause of the virus that's been taking over her body and um umumumum. gaster..??????? she has a shadow crystal it was made out of thin air and she doesn't remember how she got it

and yeag 🥶 women liker

#triscript #she is very cringe and also very fail #mads finds out she's dead and cries. her childhood idol.... #this is just like minions 3. the movie where gru dies #im from the future you wouldn't get it (/J) #(minecraft chest opening noise)

[mtlwife]

K FRIEEENNND, How about 🫶, 🦀, 🦅, 🗣, 🕊 for Shaun and 🤝, 🫣, 💕 Nicholas? >:3

TYSMM LÚA <333

(btw i hope u dont mind me saying these in first person its easier)

💌 ~OC / Self-Insert x Canon Ask Game~ 💌

Sha.un

🫶: Who ended up falling first? Which of them actually realized that they’d fallen in love first?

i fell for him first (and realized it first aswell) because he was still w l.iz at the time (but me and him got together after they broke up during outbreak if that explains it) so he didnt fall for me just yet. he thought i was nice tho on first impression!

🦀: How did they handle realizing they were in love? Embarrassed? Nervous? Mad?

honestly all of these. i was more nervous because its just how i am, and i was also bit mad once he mentioned he wasnt single (before outbreak). i mean like in a normal sad upset way yknow. and ofc i was nervous entire time to be around him during outbreak when all of us were sticking together >>> and once he realized he likes me during outbreak oh boy he was quite nervous he was even more clumsier than usual and would even get sidetracked often, basically a cute mess :3 but he was also bit mad at himself because it kind of felt bad considering he had just gotten out of relationship

🦅: How good are their friends at being wingmen? Do they even help at all or just sit back watching the pining with a bag of popcorn?

that really depends abt e.d. he usually doesnt give a shit /aff still, but if hes bored he'll come up w something to trick us both into thinking god knows what abt each other, and just watch the chaos unfold (and i also mean that in like silly tricks not anything thatd actually ruin the relationship LOL)

🗣️: Who’s the one that will ramble on about their highly specific interest while the other just sits back and nods along?

honestly both. both.

🕊️: Give just a general domestic tidbit for em (things they like about each other, routines, habits, and just overall sweet stuff)

i like that hes easygoing, funny and he just always easily makes me smile,, and he likes that i have alot of common with him so he always has fun when im around,, plus we really understand each other in so many ways. as for other, we switch spooning positions, hes actually very cuddly in private he loves to hold me from behind if im doing something, sometimes i make breakfast and sometimes does he, were also the types to wake up but fall back asleep lazying off in bed for hrs etc. i could go on forever. ok ill also say we play games together any chance we get + if i feel down hed get e.d to do his dum monkey impressions <3

Nicho.las

🤝: How did they meet in the first place? What was there first impression of each other?

when nicho.las first arrived to sanford he couldnt sleep and he went to a bar to insepct the town a bit, and so i was also there. he usually drinks juice whenever he goes out and he also noticed i had juice instead of alcohol aswell so he asked out of curiousity and its what got us to talk a bit. but once he told me hes a policeofficer i died of shock because hey like, youre making small talk w a cute guy but hes a fricken. god at his job. but she thought he was kind, bit stiff but very cute. nicho.las thought she was approachable, had rather unique tastes but she was also very kind and was just listening to anything he wouldve said

🫣: Who stumbled the most with their feelings around the other? How much did the other person notice?

i think nicho.las was definetly trying to hide it more because he knows how invested he gets in his job. but he also wasnt too good at it, hed get ridicilously shy, hed even stutter and blush but it was quite noticeable. i noticed it but i took it more of like "maybe i made him uncomfortable". as for me its that but 10x worse, he just thought im generally like that (which i was but. worse)

💕: Who confessed first and how? Did it go as planned or did shenanigans ensue?

i apologize if this is super cheesy but. yeag it wasnt really a proper confession because when we found out, the city council had kept me hostage (basically weird shit happens in the town lol) but nicho.las had arrived just in time after he got attacked himself (,: they figured out themselves how we felt of each other. and when of them said "you dont wanna lose someone you care about besides your job" i asked "is that how you really feel?" and he quietly nodded because of shock from seeing me being held by them. then bla bla he saved me we escaped with his friend da.nny, and when we got out of car i hugged him tighly and he did the same. thats pmuch the confirmation there >>>>>

#mail 📬 #i died writing these sdfkl #god im gonna explode one day </3 #♡ special discount only for you #♡ safe in your arms #long post

[crowfonder]

yeag okay happy feeyt time

Okay take two since tumblr ate this post last time.

Okay so it starts with penguins being horny unironically. So these penguins Norma Jean and Memphis fall in love and have egg. So as is penguin religion for sone reason the guy penguins watch the eggs and the gal penguins leave to fish so theres this blizzard and Memphis drops Egg which in penguin religion is absolutely terrible. Flash ahead to all the eggs hatching, Memphis' egg doesnt budge. So Gloria (little gal penguin WHOS VOICED BY P!NK??) and her dad come over and lil babu gloria taps at the egg until some peets pop out and Memphis is like "YAY OK BABY I HAVE BABY" and Mumble (Memphis' baby) pops out but hes tapping his feet and Memphis is like "wtf" and Mumbles like "my feets are happy :)" but they tell him to stop being autistic and so theres that. So as kids they are supposed to have a heartsong which is a penguin religion thing used to attract mates in the future so Gloria belts out something wonderful but Mumble sounds like a dying cassowary and just grows up as a mommas boy outcast. At sone point hes nearly eaten by a predator bird but hes a smart baby and asks ab the ring on his leg and this bird is like "alien. Abduction" but really he was just observed by humans n shit but this gives baby Mume enough time to hide in a hole until they leave! Ok so now all the baby guins grow up, Priest penguin gives a speech ab the graduating n shit. So theyre all at this party and Glorias sibging and for some reason theyre singing queen how do the penguins know queen. So Mumble gets excited and starts not only dancing but also honking and he gets kicked out which is sad. He wakes up alone and is like "hahah lol very funny this is a prank right" until this fucking RUSSIAN LEOPARD SEAL TRIES TO EAT HIM??? So he panics and scrambles on land and these hispanic guins (ONE OF WHICH IS ROBIN FUCKING WILLIAMS) tease the seal with him until it leaves, call themselves "the amigos" then take him to their land or whatevs so he learns about them making nests with pebbles n shit. Then theyre like "how do you get girls" and hes like "well we sing" but he cant sing bc he sounds like a drowning furby when he tries. So they hang out n such and then belly slide down a hill but a tractor falls in the water and hes like "amigos wtf was that!" And theyre like "dont know dont care" so they take him to this guy named Lovelace who is some sort of guru ig?? Some fat penguin with a plastic ring stuck round his neck claiming he speaks to mystic beings??? So Mumble is like "have you ever been ubducted bc i met a bird with a ring kinda like that" and Lovelace (WHO IS ALSO THE FUCKING NARRATOR) gets irrationally mad and tells him to leave. AND THEN LEAVES TO FUCK HIS BITCHES, IM NOT EXAGGERATING GO WATCH IT. and so he leaves with the amigos and goes home like "Guys i know whos taking our fish!" But tge priest guin us like "YOU UPSET GOD WITH YOUR TAP DANCING" and his momma is like "leave my kid alone!" And his dad us begging him to be normal and hes like "its my fault hes this way, I DROPPED HIM' yknow for dramatics so hes like "fuck yall! Imma go find those aliens and save our fish!" So he leaves and the amigos take him back to Lovelace who is now choking so they have to guess what hes attempting to say. They go to the ekeohant seals who basically tell him to give up and Mumble is like "guys, tell mom i love her" and JUMPS OFF A FUCKING CLIFF??? WHAT??? So he swims off to find the humans but washes up unconcious on shore and is taken to the zoo. So theres a heart breaking scene of him trying to talk to humans but hes just bird screaming at them until he loses his voice and it broke me, dude. So after three months hes literally hallucinating and contemplating just givibg up but this lil girl taps at the glass. So he starts tap dancing and the girl leaves and hes like "damnit, i messed up huh" but she comes back with her mom so he dances until hes surrounded by a crowd. So they dont make it clear in the next scene but he ends up back home for some reason (maybe eligible for release?) And hes like "GUYS WE GOTTA TAP DANCE FOR THE ALIENS" but the priest Guin gets mad again like "FUCK YOU YOU UPSET GOD THATS WHY THERES NO FISH" but Mumble has a tracking device on his back and itsa beepin. so now half the birds are singing and half are dancing. So norma is like "MY BABY IS ALIIIIVE" and greets him until she brings him to Memphis WHO HAD LITERALLY GIVEN UP BECAUSE HE WAS SO GUILTY OVER LETTING HIS SON BE EXILED?? so hes like "dad we gotta dance" so he teaches his dad to dance. All these humans arrive and now all these penguins are dancing so these humans are recording now and it goes VIRAL. So now its this montage of humans fighting for fishing restrictions and penguin rights?? Flash forward, happy eva afta for the penguins!! Gloria n Mumble hit it off and everyone is happy :) 

#happy feet #crow answers technically

[bytedykes]

COMPLETELY FORGOT TO DO THIS OMG, tagged by @bi-demon-ium HI GREBO!!! HI HI HI

rules: tag game! tag people and have them tell you your top ten favorite characters of all time (doesn’t have to be in order).

i loooove rambling i will ramble about each of these btw ❤ i am my own enabler (and procrastinating hw rn ahahaha...ha...h)

Will Byers (stranger things) - i LOVE will SO MUCH!!!! i love him soo so much he is my sweet can of peach preserves i want to swing him around like a ferret literally obsessed with him rn. everything about him makes me want to scream and cry and throw up every day im so thankful will exists nobody gets him like me. honorable mentions el who is practically one unit with will so i can legally put her on the same bullet point, and also all the other st characters who im also obsessed with who are not getting their own bulletpoints but i still want to acknowledge them bc i love them.... soo much.......

MAGNUS BANE (shadowhunters tv) - *long drawn out scream* tbh hes probably the first character i was like, really and truly obsessed with, like honestly magnus bane kicked off an Era for me regarding my derangement and how i participate in fandom. magnus bane was the catalyst of a whole gender awakening for me. magnus bane is my everything. i love him and his husband. yeag

Phoenix Wright (ace attorney) - OBSESSED WITH HIS PATHETIC BISEXUAL SWAG no further commentary needed. honorable ace attorney mentions go to maya fey and klavier even tho i have not gotten to him in game yet. i know imgonna love him when i do go back to playing aa4 so he counts

Bart Curlish (dirk gentlys holistic detective agency tv 2016) - THE MOST WOMAN EVER!!!!!!!! the peak of grimy murder women. they peaked with her here. we need more women like bart

Farah Black (dirk gentlys) - OUGH couldnt resist putting farah in here too bc shes also SUCH a woman i love everything about her she is perfect. honorable dghda mentions goes to tina and amanda and dirk and every other character in this show. shakes them up and down puts them all into the pear wiggler even

Diego Hargreeves (umbrella academy) - i love insane men with sharp objects and insane morals

Constance Contraire (the mysterious benedict society tv) - i love insane little girls who have plotted murders canonically on screen and have insane familial relationships

Ben Hargreeves (umbrella academy) - wait ok sorry to double dip again but i cant believe i forgot how obsessed with ben i was?? i spent literally 3 years blogging about him and drawing almost exclusively him?? i even created a crackship with him to torment my best friends with??? ben i am so sorry. how could i have forgotten. i love ghosts who are younger brothers who are big bitches

lowkey cannot even think of anyone else lmao. im gonna say Megamind from the movie Megamind bc i love that movie and i love him. me when autistic blue men from space <3

i genuinely cannot think of anyone else i only rlly started having Favorite Characters around age 10-11 but all of the guys i liked from then i dont care much about anymore so i wouldnt say theyre All Time Favorites. and since then i have been majorly into only like 5-6 pieces of media where i had True Blorbos, Personality Shaping Characters, so like. that might be it? im probably just blanking im sure ill think of a few more characters i love after i hit post on this but ehhhh whatever live laugh love <3

edit: TOOTHLESS HOWTOTRAINYOURDRAGON. HOW COULD I FORGET YOU

okkkk thats it i guess !! i love being so so normal about fictional character just me and my blorbos having a normal sane time

no pressure to do this but tagging @tmoblrina @toadstoolillustrations @urlocallesbiab @jonathansbowlcut annnnd my wifi just went out! so no one else <3 peace on earth

#tag game #TY FOR TAGGING ME IN THIS GERT I LVOE U THIS WAS FUN !!! #no one is allowed to judge me for my taste in characters btw i promise i have coolsexyawesomer ones i just CANT THINK OF THEM RN!!!! #but also some of these are SO coolsexyawesome already i promise. take my hand

[kaoharu]

♡ ♡ ♡ lures you back by waving ciel vibes artwork. yvelie thoughts so wonderfuls… i haven't listened to the joshu previews yet i really should soon… you're the second song soldier i'll take your word for it \o/ also i see what you mean it's a little uncanny ? a' looks the most lively though as ever... also the blue loop on the cup that yuu (i'm so normal)'s holding is a ciel reference to. me

i poke my head out. ciel vibes mention wheek wheek ALSO I AM . . . the second songs are almost always my favorite i wonder why ❓️ but yes yes listen to it when uu can id love to hear what uu think abt them ‼️ i will say im still a bit more excited for reos album . joshuas is gooood but i dunno ❓️

also yeah i think a' looks the most normal in it ❓️❓️ it fits him 👍 i feel like the other guys wld have looked better in a different variation of the outfits . . .. i couldnt tell you what they shld be wearing instead but yeag. ponders ALSO UR RIGHT yuu ciel relationship is so special we need more i thinks. we can be the normalers together . heart

#✧ letters ! #✧ ruya ! #we are so the dearvo-ing . thumbs up #judahs previews will be next . . . . he had some issues but i think theyve been resolved ? i forgot ive been loosely fllwing the twt so.

[zrllosyn]

for ask game - 1 / 8 / 28 !

HELLO FRIEND!! I assume it is for this one

TH ANSWERS GET KINDA WEIRD BUT YEAG LETS GO

1) what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

God. Living in hawaii when i was a kid, probably. It let me growin up running round barefoot and rollin round in the rain lmao.

Also the encouragement of bein into whatever the hell i was into as a kid, which included dinosaurs and trains (thomas the tank engine).

AND UH. if i dont mention like, traumatic events tm. I GUESS ART?? like, man ive been doing that for ages, it has become quite fundamental in who i am.

8) any reacquiring dreams?

im assumin this means recurring?

But i got that one stress dream where my teeth fall out. its kinda narsty. No pain no nothing, but its like. unpleasant. Otherwise, its zombies. why. why is it zombies. Its not always normal zombies either, its usually like, animals. Or weird shambling body horror guys but its 'zombies' to my brain. Anyways, its usually me hiding out in my bed. And then i wake up. Not pleasant that one.

IF YOU WANNA HEAR A FUN ONE, I HAD A FEW DREAMS IN A ROW WHERE STAR WAS PEOPLE KEPT LIKE, havin them dramatic ass fights in my back yard. I did not know them very well, so i was like, gtfo. Why are yall so loud. Go home.

28) do you collect anything?

OH BOY DO I!!!! In honesty, not much anymore. I still got my collection of stationary, i guess?

I used to, and not actively but still have my collection of bones and teeth, and rocks! Th rocks are like, straight up rocks i found on hikes, from th ground. That i collected as a kid. There are SO many.

Teeth n bones are like, all gifts. They're fun tho!!! Love me some bones.

#teeth ment?? #like #how to i tag this #body horror #teeth #enn talks #YEAGHGHG #maybe #aj dont look