On the plus side we're ONE WEEK AWAY from Heart of Battle coming out from Fay Ikin (she is not on Tumblr or online very much so as her spouse I am yelling a lot on her behalf) and soon you will be able to smooch at least one of the following:
a traumatised ex revolutionary who's really intense but awkward
a vain glory-seeker who's hiding their pain by acting like a ditz
a magician medic who's extremely sweet but believes they don't deserve good things
an older glamorous noble using their power to change the world and look great doing it
And also Fay's editor told her that she's interested in her next game being a 3-chilli spice level 👀
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Random Jason Todd(DC) Fandom Headcanons I Support
Warning for death mentions, angst, and a bit of Batman hate.
Note: It's a fanmade Headcanon for a reason. Calm down. Don't like it? Ignore it.
Secondary Note: Some of what's mentioned is in fact Canon.
Comic Spoilers for A Death in the Family, Under The Red Hood, Trinity, and Taskforce Z
Jason Todd, aka The Red Hood, has died and come back at least four times!
👉First Time👈
His first and most recognizable death was at the hands of the villainous Joker in the comic arc A Death in the Family. You guys know the story. It's canon.
👉Second Time👈
This is a Fandom thing, but I personally believe that the Batarang Bruce, aka Batman, threw at Jason's neck in the Under The Red Hood story killed him. There's no way he lost that much blood and survived.
How he came back is completely up to interpretation, but I believe Talia had a hand in his second resurrection.
👉Third Time👈
In the Trinity comics, the Outlaws were possessed after a forceful dip in the Pandora Pits. Batman had to use an injection of Potassium Chloride to stop the hearts of Jason and his Outlaws team to remove said possession. They were quickly revived by Batman though, but this still counts as a death for him.
👉Fourth Time👈
In Taskforce Z #3, Jason was shot and killed by Deadshot. He was then revived by a shot of Lazarus Resin straight to the brain. This is also a Canon death.
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We're Fucking That Fish Again: Let's Play Tears of the Kingdom
It's getting hot in here (by which I mean I cleared the Fire Temple and found the Zoras.)
Well, it's happened. I've caved. I'm doing the goddamn Fire Temple. I hope you're happy, big son.
…And now I've DOUBLE caved. I'm wearing fireproof pants instead of my cute puffy pink ones. Don't look below my waist. Avert your eyes from my leggy shame:
(I will never cave on my fancy hat and bare chest.)
I get the sense that I'm subverting some puzzles in the Fire Temples with my sheer determination to scale every wall and swim up through every ceiling, but it's my prerogative to work harder, not smarter, okay
At this point Yunobo's unshakeable belief that the thing-in-Zelda's-body is in peril and requires rescuing is extremely funny to me. My boy could see her holding up a bank and be like, "Oh no! We have to save Princess Zelda from that gun in her hand!"
Marbled Gohma is giving me a taste of my own carpet-bombing medicine and I DO NOT CARE FOR IT
Oh fuck when I try to load a bomb arrow it IMMEDIATELY blows up in my face
This boss is a trap set for me, specifically
UGH I had to beat it by WHACKING it with a MELEE weapon like an ANIMAL
Damn, ancestor Goron has a cool mask, too! Like a big ol' toothy fish. I really hope this ends with my ass getting Majora'd. Or a big Good Masks vs. Evil Masks showdown where I get to be a jumbo-sized Fierce Deity. Fly me to the moon, please and thank you
Zelda continues to be the busiest and least temporally deferential time traveler since Lucca Ashtear
I got a fist bump and a gay little thumb ring, which is great, but the latest magatama is on Yunobo's belt instead of in my mouth, and that continues to be bullshit
I'm sorry, this quest is about me convincing people NOT to do their job in their underpants? No one has ever been more poorly suited to a task.
Every time I see Link's natural hair I am briefly disoriented
CAN'T RELATE:
My post-temple wanderings have brought me to the first Zora I've seen all game! I threw some wet fruit at him and learned how to clean up sludge. I'm gonna Captain Planet my way through that shit from now on
EXCUSE ME WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
DID YOU LITERALLY BUILD A STATUE OF LINK RIDING SIDON AND TUGGING ON THE EQUIVALENT OF HIS HAIR
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Holy shit holy shit and the Zora showing it off to me is his fiancée???
Am I being invited to a very wet threeway
Link just spurted all over a statue of himself barebacking her betrothed and she's like, oh, you should go talk to him and then come find me, wink! What is happening
Lol I just found Sidon and apparently the dynamic at play here is more Yona attempting to drum up interest from Sidon by inviting Link into their sex life. I am scarcely exaggerating when I paraphrase Sidon's dialogue as, "Greetings, my beloved friend! My most cherished bosom companion! I have longed after you and rejoice in gazing upon you at last! …Oh, my fiancée? Yes, I suppose I am to be wed. Nice girl, we grew up together, drifted apart, you know how it goes. Anyway, is there literally anything I can do for you, light of my life?"
I am NOT KIDDING:
Bless the devs who chose to carry on Link's fine fish-fucking tradition, they are the horny heroes we need
I have a hit a wall of untranslatable slab so I am zipping off elsewhere
Let the record show that just as I will fall for every assassin disguised as a researcher underground, so will I pick up a suspicious bunch of bananas in a field where bananas can't grow and be shocked when they are an assassin's trap
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