#yknow how it is. with spaghetti

[dont-eat-lint-rollers]

!! surprise motherfucker

tumblr sure does Notify Me Of Things! you already know a bit about this one but im telling you about him anyways bc I Need to talk about him. soery. no art bc i havent drawn him in like 2 years (i really need to though augh)

general details: Antiander Hapheles, he/xe, born to parents i havent named yet and older brother to sister i also havent named yet. im very good at what i do. pansexual, genderqueer, and autism + adhd. because i project them onto like all of my characters. likes squids and the ocean, sewing, and rollercoasters

tws for domestic abuse, murder, and suicide

Antiander Hapheles (he/xe) is a lust demon who works at Cerberus Law as a defense attorney. originally born as a normal human named Jared Montagna, Tian was a frequent partier who hooked up with various people while xe was alive. sometimes these would just be hookups, sometimes theyd be short-lived relationships. it was never really possible to tell beforehand what it would become, but they really only ever lasted a few months at most (usually due to the other person losing interest, since most people he got together with were also frequent partygoers who were pretty much the same as xem)

all of that changed, however, when he met a woman named Alicia (she/her) at a party -- and not for the better. while jared was genuinely in love with her for at least a while, she seemed to only treat him as a punching bag for her needs. she abused him frequently, cheated on him several times -- they had previously agreed on a closed relationship, but she insisted on making it an open one after her first few affairs -- and got silently jealous and far more controlling when xe spent any quality time with anyone but her. they would go to parties together, but as time went on Alicia started to isolate him more and more even while out and about with her. eventually jared slept with someone at a party against her wishes, which spun out of control once she found out and ultimately resulted in her committing murder-suicide and very violently ending their 9-month relationship. i know this doesnt sound like a very human villain but theres only so much condensing that can be done to at least 2 years worth of established backstory before you lose some depth

as a murder victim, jared was given a new name when entering hell and thus became antiander hapheles. at first he was cautious of everything and everyone (youd be paranoid too if your horrendous now-ex girlfriend literally backstabbed you in your sleep) but eventually fell back into xyr partying and hookups. all of that changed, however, when he met a woman named Sontorelle at a party. this was alicia, who manipulated, gaslighted, and blackmailed him into entering another relationship with her. this succeeded, partially because antiander was Very Drunk, and thus their relationship continued for about another year. during this time, tian got a job at cerberus law and eventually started making friends and connections. sontorelle had no idea xe had a job, since 9 times out of 10 she was out with someone else or otherwise ignoring what her victim was doing, but after a while Antiander started spending time with his new friends Azariah (they/them) and Velnoir (she/they) outside of work which she caught onto right away. the duo, meanwhile, quickly noticed the scarring and bruising all along tian's body and began to check in with xem on the regular. eventually antiander finally gathered enough strength and confidence to break free of sontorelles clutches and got a restraining order, as well as reporting the long history of abuse xe had endured. to his knowledge the courts didnt give her a very long sentence, so shes very likely still out there, but by now its been a good few years and she hasnt given xem any trouble. antianders mental health since then has greatly improved, though xe struggles with cptsd from his abuse

#pizza hut order #mutuals my best friends #when sys tian eventually fronts again ill make sure to help her set up a blacklist tag so he doesnt have to see this post 👍 #ask to tag #(this ones a doozy) #not including anything from the DGRP days here btw #not bc i dont wanna think about it or anything i just dunno if mika still wants that stuff to be canon since it involves his characters #yknow how it is. with spaghetti

[beatcroc]

there's no way the bathroom at peppino's pizza is actually that big but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . hey ummm anyway.... i care them...... anyway there's a lil ramble on my take on fake pep's like psyche or whatever in tags on the og post if ur into that kinda thing :y

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino]<- u are here [gustavo] [gerome] [noisette again]

#ramble after realtags yeag. shoutout to serrangelic btw suggesting the silhouettes thing bc i would have Died otherwise #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #arting #pizzaposting #so anyway i think fake peppino has like. a general awareness that he is supposed to Be Peppino and that he was Made to do that #and likewise he does generally try to...do that. the thing he does NOT realize is hes like really goddamn bad at it #not to be mean but like...c'mon. they are pretty distinctly different kinds of guys even beyond the physiology yknow. #he's neither on-brand nor fooling anyone dsjdsjjkgfsd. BUT! #since the rest of the cast generally likes him [at least as I play it] he thinks hes doing just fine #he's like 'oh they r happy with me so i must be getting a good grade in being peppino :)' #so getting told that 'yeah you actually really suck at that but that was never the reason people liked you' #and told that by og model peppino no less--yknow THE guy he's supposed to be living up to #who's already a bit intimidating for that and who ALSO totally wrecked him TWICE in the tower #making him acutely familiar with just how formidable the guy is and how much there IS to live up to.... #it's a Moment for sure. not really a sad or hurt one though. just... contemplative. #thinking abt people liking him for being the guy he's already naturally been being even though that guy is Not Peppino #i don't think he's gonna be super broken up about realizing he has a bad grade in peppino given everything else hes got now #nor do i really think he cares enough to go like reinvent himself or whatever after the fact #he seems to b pretty clearly having fun with it already so i think he just keeps doing that #and in some cases he still has the pre-installed peppino traits/instincts like to cooka da pizza. and that's fine #is this projection. yes. but if youve been following me awhile you know most of my character writing is ghdhfdgf #gonna kinda expand on all this in the gerome one which is...one after next. itll be a bit but man. #anyway peppino will never admit to anyone and especially not himself that he's gotten a little attached to the guy. hee hoo #pep tends to be kinda surly but he certainly has his ways of showing he cares. all of which are on display here #''that thing is not my son'' says man currently watching thing's antics with the 'bemused dad' arms crossed pose. yeah ok buddy. #gus is totally onto him already but hes not gonna say anything. #if u read all this ur prize is not having to go decode fp's rot13. his lines are ''meant to be you...?'' and ''wrong question.''

[akakris10]

blood in the water

(Version with text under the cut, decided last minute to cut out the text)

#arknights #skadi arknights #skadi the corrupting heart #specter arknights #skaspec #akadraws #artistic nudity? i guess??? #yknow how it is with spaghetti sauce

[coffiicorgii]

Why is the anxious Italian man so fun to draw??

Just some silly little doodles and me messing around with a pixel art brush on my art app! :D

#art #my art #digital art #pizza tower #pizza tower peppino #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #I LOOOVE drawing silly and exaggerated expressions I’m so glad I can do it a bit again :]!! #getting a little bit of a better idea of how to draw Peppino too! :D had to re-teach myself to go a bit off model lol #alsoo little fake peppy in the last one because… I love when people just make ‘em big and friendly #I have been listening to the soundtrack all day it’s been burned into my brain HELP HDFH #This is what I decided to do instead of… yknow.. FINISHING THE GAME #please consider reblogging I’m very proud of these :’]

[baalzebufo]

UM teehee... I saw a body horror concept floating around and wanted to do my own take on it because I will always, ALWAYS, take the opportunity to put a blorbo through the meat grinder. or the pizza cutter, in this case-

anyway this was probably pizzaheads fault, somehow. who knows. its probably very greasy and unpleasant for all involved. dont worry thats not blood its just sauce! (this fact does not make the situation any less distressing for him.)

bonus: we poured marinara on him

#alloyart #i wasnt sure if i should post this because im Shy about it but. sure fjkkjs #hits you with my beam of Turns You Into Pizza #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #i love goofy body horror ok. i love taking a conceptually silly thing. like 'guy turn into pizza'. and saying. how can I gross this up #how can I make this a legitimately distressing experience for the guy involved #now i personally probably wouldnt need this tagged but im going to just be safe #body horror /- #blood /-/ #its TECHNICALLY not but... yknow. #I guess it IS his blood now if thats happening to his insides too. hm. #much to think about

[vampz-on-the-block]

Hehehehe guess what i did first thing after i woke up, (@eyes-of-the-rave)

#I HALF ASSED THE HIGHLIGHTS!!! I DONT CARE!!! HES MY BLORBO AND IM SATISFIED!!! #holds him gently. smooch #affectionately dumping a bucket of blood on every fucking member of our coterie:3 #hmmmmm thinking about who should be my next target. mwehehehe #thanks mars btw for feeding my blorbo appetite. yknow how normal i am about your lil dragon man #i am. so fucking normal about him #digital art #artistvicky #vtm #vampire the masquerade #vampire #vtm oc #own art #tzimisce #tw blood #ilya morozov #ps you know i am sitting w my peepers peeled in the spaghetti wall channel listening to What Kind Of Circumstances you have in mind sdgsdhdf #im gonna lose my mind dont i. hhhhhhh

[beardedhandstoadshark]

I am grabbing the lu fandom and shaking it by the shoulders please guys

the "Title - Hero of = name“ thing isn‘t from lu, it precedes y’all by a decade

The comic itself doesn‘t even use them, your fandom just did that because that was the default way to seperate a band of Links, and it still is (or would be if people didn‘t keep inserting lu into everything that has two Links in the same frame, leading others to actively try escape you guys, but that‘s another thing)

Please just. Remember other things than lu have and still exist before and after it orz

#linked universe #please guys the universe doesnt revolve around you #(…pun intended lmao) #rant #ig #while we‘re at it #maybe don‘t tag post that need lots of context from lu but zero from regular lòz #as lòz? #since it doesnt actually have anything to do with it aside from…being about something derivative from it #idk how many know what spaghetti ice is #(it slaps btw) #itd be like…tagging spaghetti ice as noodles #sure its adjacent #and a few here and there arent an issue. But if you gotta scroll past 5 pictures of ice cream before finding noodles in the noodle tag #maybe thats a bit too much yknow #(my record was 1 regular post between 17 lu posts on the zélda main tag btw) #tldr go eat spaghetti ice if you can 👍

[bitchfendi]

/j

#professor layton #i was gonna write up this whole thing abt how its kinda springing up everywhere but yknow how it is with spaghetti

[isdalinarhot]

much love to the person last night (I forget who it was, it was a nonmutual) who responded to one of my doom and gloom sorts of prophesying my own alcohol related demise with something along the lines of “Dalinar would want you to get sober <3” but this is a fact I am acutely aware of. Dalinar WOULD want me to get sober. And I’m not good at that at all. So I am in fact thinking in the back of my brain “god Dalinar would be so disappointed in me :(“ every night. And sometimes that distresses me deeply and sometimes I’m like ok Dalinar you want Nohadon to kiss you with tongue I’m not sure I should hold your opinion in high regard. Most nights it’s a bit of both. But yeah

#Sadeas on the other hand would think I’m soooooo fuckable and sooooooo easy to take advantage of #which of course is its own can of worms. I don’t exactly feel Good about myself that I’m Sadeas’s type but it doesn’t motivate me to #do anything. yknow? #luke.txt #drunkposting #SORRY ABOUT ADDICTIONPOSTING AGAIN you know how it is with spaghetti

[attex]

#hornet hk #silksong #[rare art tag] #badposting #hk #yknow how it is with spaghetti #cc

[what-immortal-hand-or-eye]

why the fuck are they fighting again

#personal notes #it was just supposed to be cuddles but yknow how it is with spaghetti (vashwood) #its not bad if anything they need to talk about this #2 'acts of service' bitches who also feel weird abt being cared for

[scrapnik]

yknow i wont lie everytime i advertise going home i like. Know people put like the genres of the story usually, like Oh this is a sci-fi comedy drama, but i wont lie the only reason i dont is. uh. i have no idea what going home is.

like ik for rating of like, audience? personally in my head ive categorized it as "oh, it'd be rated around the owl house in terms of subject matter and stuff" (kid cartoon ? teen ? i think teen) , and i wouldnt say it ever gets more seriously darker than that (eyeing the upcoming intermission like its the white whale in the horizon and brother call me moby dick the way im tht fucking ship captain) Yeah It Doesnt Get That Dark Im Pretty Sure. I Think. Yeah.

but like for other genre categories. what. uhhh well... it's fiction... obviously it has lgbt+ people in it #transgenderchicken .. it's silly... uhhhh... ? there's like . powers and stuff. idk. i just dont know how to categorize it. and that could just be me being bad with categorizing stuff in general. coz like i dont feel like going home is a 'genre defying story thats why it cant be categorized' i bet if someone else pointed at it and went oh its a This i'd be like yeahh it is. sounds right.

#also im not kidding when i say ink is a transgender chicken (ok the chicken part is a joke) #but i know in my heart that child is trans ender (as if the she/they pronouns. wasnt already. #... dear god i dont know if any of the kids in going home are cis.. #OH GOD I DONT KNOW IF . ANY CHILDREN OCS I HAVE ARE CIS ?????? HELP ME??? #thats crazy 2 think about. River was my first and only cis character (LYING #<- vastly off the topic of what this post was. oh well. yknow how it is with spaghetti (tags) #personal

[its-paperd]

do.

do you guys.

keep videos that you feel like you've watched when you were a kid in a playlist of nostalgia.

and do you guys watch cooking play videos (and i mean not the ones that are like playdough, magnet balls and such, i meant the ones where the foods are either fabric or sealed with velcro so you can cut them)

or are you guys normal

#yknow how people joke about those baby sensory videos #that's me with this type of genre #it has that homey childhood vibe that just takes you from reality and says 'hey wanna cook some spaghetti yarn? :D' #and like. yeah. i'm feeling things #✨paper'd what

[medouse]

getting attachments to the siblings you have due to your parent just adopting a fuckton of kids throughout their life: i sleep

killing all the gods except the one that you like but put them to sleep at their request so he forgets everything and dont wake her up until you've also forgotten who they were and gain a sibling attachment when you meet again and you eventually remember how you got here but you decide it doesnt change how you feel about each other now: real shit

#medouse oc power hour #valanthe #yknow how it is with spaghetti

[moved-2-koiranliha]

i am completely incapable of making a definitive statement. you ask me if i killed joe johnson, cishet male age 26 he/her pronouns 5'9" 173 pounds shoe size 11 brown hair hazel eyes, at 8:35 pm 3 feet away from the back wall outside of target in tuscon arizona on tuesday the 8th of november in the year of our lord 2022 and i'll go "no i dont think so. i mean like. probably not. i doubt it."

#this is 100% okay to rb btw i wouldve. made it so you couldnt if i wasnt okay with it #I JUST CANT DO IT WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT GAIHDSKLJGDHSLHJKGDSHA #THIS IS JUST HOW MY BRAIN IS WIRED #'like i cant guarantee i DIDNT kill her but its really unlikely yknow?' #im never taken off the list of suspects #spaghetti wall

[mrawdrs]

werkin on some meta posts for General Worldbuilding Nonsense, stay tuned

#nothing plot relevant etc #but yknow #if i want people to engage w my work i gotta actually put shit out there #can’t expect ppl to come to me blah blah #u know how it is with spaghetti #not art #hardest part is making diagrams tbh