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mafiasliege · 3 months

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Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I announce to you, after a decade, jude still steals Cardan's clothes and even wears them in front of the kingdom.

#jude rly said my kingdom my rules #also the part where she ain't waiting for no one to help her out of the carriage #such a badass queen #cardan loves it i know it #we all know it #even all of faerie knows it #she hot af #cardan i gon steal yo bride #the cruel prince #the prisoners throne #jude x cardan #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte

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gremmlingamer · 9 months

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#/r/196 #196 #yaoi smut #196 migration #literally 19684 #196 archive #19684 #rule #r/196 #/196 #sonic the hedgehog #paint eaters #this juice banging yo

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popdrop · 5 months

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I STILL CAN'T GET OVER HOW IN THE BEGINNING, CALE PUSHED EVERYONE AWAY. You may say it's because of how "dangerous" and "trouble packed" their journey will be in the story later on— BUT. I JUST CANT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE MAYBE , JUST MAYBE. He didn't want them to be affected by his "curse" (side effect of WS) whether he knew about it or not. Just consider the fact that he KNOWS what will happen to them and how they'll be fighting for a better world and it'd be MUCH better if he's not there. Just in case he worsens whatever will happen.

He's such an unreliable narrator <3 the Worst Kind Ever.

#cale henituse #you will always be famous #TCF #trash of the count's family #and you might say OH he probably doesnt really /know/ about the side effect but i raise you this #this b//tch was able to rise up to be a commander and an absolute BEAST of a team leader.#with a 0% LETHAL RATE (probably. actually need to fact check that but its somewhere along those lines)#poor b//stard was tired of everyone leaving him and if he can help it #no one will suffer. even if it is at his expense #my point is: he's a smart ass he probably figured out something was wrong with him when people doesnt really get Close yo him and anyone-#who DID f//ckin DIED #he deserves the world and more #though he'd probably pass out if was given a world #'I DONT WANT TO RULE A WORLD! GIVE ME MY SLACKER LIFE!!' he'd say

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lestatslestits · 13 days

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Sorry but JK Rowling loudly announcing to whoever will listen that she is winning her shower arguments with imaginary versions of former child actors from her shitty movies is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week

#jk rowling #harry potter #jkr #anti jkr #Like it’s not funny that she’s #An evil bitfh leading a transphobic witch hunt #but it rules ghat she’s sooooooo lame abour it #sorry im half asleep it took every ounce of brain power yo spell that post ccorrectly #we’re done spelling now

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sirazaroff · 10 months

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Outback Steakhouse

#fooze #rwby #rwby yang #rwby velvet #yang xiao long #velvet scarlatina #ok it’s done lol #listen it’s mandatory for all newcomers to draw one western scene I don’t make the rules #now it’s time to draw the other two bozos #bumbled shot #yo why their ship name rabbit punch we do not punch bunnies we kiss em #can you tell I refuse to shade in anything anymore

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mostunclean · 6 months

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steve loving it when bucky accentuates his body, let's everyone on earth see all that he has. but in the dark of their bedroom steve makes sure to show bucky that all of it is still steve's, steve's alone, and that's the part bucky loves.

#steve and bucky need to be codependent #and dangerously possessive #i don't make the rules yo #stevebucky #stucky #it's hell to love a fighter

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kicktwine · 14 days

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while this patch is really fun I DO think maybe this one doesn’t have to be about me. It’s not about me this time I’m just helpin! we can let it be about zero and the dragoH JAMS?! ZEROMUS JAMS????

#play game #endwalker spoilers #JAMS. YO #ALL OF THE MUSIC IN THIS PATCH HAS RULED

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prettyboykatsuki · 7 months

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you have a clitoris...and a dick?

Do Not Ask Strangers About Their Genitals.

literally 99.9% of my work is tagged afab reader. im afab. dont ask strangers shit like this 😭 just because im not cis doesnt entitle you to know what ive got in my pants and you would never ask a cis person this question 😭 it is so deeply uncomfortable

#return to sender #do i have yo add this to my rules 😭 like am i tripping

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cozyaliensuperstar7 · 4 months

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The Wrong Lyric 🤣🤣

(Credit: @blacktwitterthreads)

#wrong lyrics 🤣🤣#beyoncé #missy elliott #ciara #rihanna #destiny's child #yo gotti #lil wayne #jennifer lopez #ja rule #arianna grande #sean paul #michael jackson #sza

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mokeonn · 6 months

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One of my favorite things about being in my early 20s is that I'm starting to understand that I can use things not for their intended purpose. When you're growing up, you get told what an object is and what its intended purpose is, and as a kid/teen, I just accepted all of it at face value. As a young adult it's finally clicking that I can simply do things a different way if it makes me happier. Sure, I was taught that you stand to take a shower, but there's nothing stopping me from just sitting if I don't feel like it, ya know? I might have always had my medication in the kitchen, but if I'm no longer remembering to take it, I can just move it somewhere where I can remember. You don't have to specifically store all food in the kitchen, you can have a little snack cart or snack station in another room.

The downside to finding out the various ways you can use objects is that you develop habits that would probably go on an r/relationships post where everyone says you're a little freak.

#simon says #i just developed a new habit (it's too tmi to put here) and I just know that it's some weird shit #it works and it makes me feel better so I'm gonna keep doing it #but it's some shit that would end up viral where everyone would go 'yo op you should break up with them thats weird' 😔#i was just thinking about this though because every week or so I learn that I can just do what I want #because there's no fucking object use police I can do what I want #i HIGHLY suggest getting into this habit. if you find something annoying or frustrating you can just do it differently #'I hate washing the dishes because my legs hurt from standing for so long' you can bring a chair and sit or you can break it up into chunks #like on the one hand I'm learning this because I have autism and a plethora of other mental disorders #and it's FINALLY clicking that I can self accommodate whenever and however I so please #I'm just sorta learning that if doing something makes me feel better/happy/gets the job done to do that thing #even if it requires using an object in an odd way #hell there's even some little things I've been playing with #for example: my whole life we sorta just lifted blinds only about halfway up #just sorta how we did it ya know #well recently I decided I wanted more natural light in the sunroom/my office so I wouldn't have to turn on the lamp #and I lifted the blinds all the way up to the very top #and honestly?? it fucking rules. the room looks nicer; i get natural light; i can see the forest out back and it's quite calming and nice #like for ages I just never thought about doing that because it just never occurred to me that I could #i just always put blinds about halfway up because that's about how high blinds do in my household #another little one I learned is that I can just... wash my hair #sometimes when I get too depressed or if my body doesn't need a shower but my hair is greasy #I just shove my head under the bathtub facet and wash my hair #it's just a small thing but for years if my hair needed to be washed I would just take a full shower #now I just fix my greasy hair. bc greasy hair is a huge ick for me but sometimes my body is still clean or im too tired to fully shower #like there's nothing stopping me from doing that and it doesn't hurt anyone. it's just a way of bathing that I wasn't taught #but yeah those are some recent examples of me learning I can just... do stuff differently #the free will is kicking in babes and it has decided I love finding ways to use things differently #it's why im doing a bg3 run where I just press loot all no matter what and use whatever I can in odd ways #anyways I might delete this later might not who knows

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luckofmylife · 17 days

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oldie on oldie solidarity, i love to see it 🥰 friendship ended with sincaraz ❌ nagole is my new best friend 🥰

also i want a 500 in india, that'd be fireee

#if rune loses with a 42 yo man...#nagal'd be the goat i don't make the rules #novak djokovic #sumit nagal #tennis

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deep-spacediver577 · 5 months

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Who else is forever "ruined" by Drakken, whenever they think the word shampoo? Raise your hand if so. ✋

#DSD577 #kim possible #I was having a shower and once I needed shampoo it was game over!#after watching KP again I can't erase the programming #“Yo Yo Yo!”#this man would rule social media by strom!

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bougiebutchbitch · 1 year

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........okay okay okay hear me out

in House’s Head, House realizes he would rather fantasize about diagnosing symptoms than sex

and there’s obviously a bit of self-loathing involved (”How messed up is that?”, his subconscious asks grumpily, in the voice of one tragically un-naked Lisa Cuddy)

he is CONSTANTLY overcompensating and cracking sex jokes to literally anyone who moves in his vicinity

but I think in 4 long seasons he’s been shown having actual hook ups... twice. Once with his ex-girlfriend, once with a random hooker. He likes to sabotage his own potential relationships before they ever reach a physical stage - pretty much every time he shows genuine interest in someone, by the end of that episode or the next he’s pushed them away for whatever obscure reason. And it’s supposed to show his fears of being emotionally vulnerable, but it also means he never really gets physically vulnerable, either. Which - yeah, could be interesting to poke at with regards to his identity as a disabled man, but I also raise you....

ACE HOUSE?????? ACE HOUSE HEADCANONS???????????? I COULD MAKE THIS WORK

#house md #sdkfghksdfhglshdfg I WANT IT?????#50 yo house who is so insistent that sex is necessary to the human condition and is kinda obsessed with sex but #actually gradually comes to the realization that... he's kinda been forcing himself into that mindset for his ENTIRE LIFE?#and he's genuinely NOT intersted but has always thought he's kinda broken because of it #(and lbr his dad probably smacked that idea into him too :/)#and he bigs up this persona of always having a slutty joke on the go and pretending he's up for literally anything with anyone #but in actuality.... it's a kind of defence mechanism? so he doesn't have to face his own sexuality?#OH MY GOD MY BRAIN IS BUZZINGGGGGG AHHHHHHH #obviously subby!bratty!bottom house still rules my heart BUT

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majimasleftasscheek · 2 years

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