badges? top poster?? only 100 posts??? let me get banned on twitter first and i’ll show you what a top poster is
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hi randomly popping in to tell u that literally. literally every (sato)sugu thing (but mainly all the suguru ones) i see on my feed, i think of you HAHA anyways i hope ur doing well !!
i feel like a succesful suguru apologist stan HAHA thank you so much for thinking of me when you see them. it’s the goal. hope you’re doing well too, kat!!
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you'll be happy to know that i've narrowed down the pattern. it isn't 'people who talk to me' who remind me how fiercly i despise humanity, turns out, it's 'people who talk to me first because those are the ones who usually only have stupid shit that'll piss me right the fuck off to say'.
so...that's good to know.
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The Post Where I Actually Explain the DM Tangled AU
Grampa uses a magic flower to keep himself young (Grampa = Gothel)
He eventually gets married to Gramma/Petey’s mother, who I’m calling Stephanie for now (Stephanie = Arianna/Frederick)
She’s the queen of Collardale, he’s a random feline who fancied her for the convenience of the AU and this post
Because Grampa’s evil, he tries to take over the kingdom, which prompts Stephanie to show him the door
That last point was while the latter was expecting Petey
Grampa plots revenge since he’s pretty peeved at that queen now
Stephanie falls sick during the pregnancy, then the guards take the magic flower Grampa’s been using for a bajillion years
Petey’s born now, but with a fire-colored magic tail? (Petey = Rapunzel)
The lanterns are sent into the sky in celebration
Gramps, after a few weeks, kidnaps Petey both to spite Stephanie and for the magic powers
Right before the kidnapping, Grampa cuts the end of Petey’s tail, rendering it flat
Stephanie sends the floating lanterns in hope that her son will come back
Gramps locks him in a faraway tower, telling him the outside world is dangerous, and he believes it
At least, until a kitten comes flying through the conveniently open window, just a few months before his next birthday (Li’l Petey = Pascal)
His existence contradicts what Grampa said about the world being cruel, but Petey assumes the kitten’s an exception
Petey lets him stay UFN (because it’s not like you’re going to let a seven year old leave while you can’t)
While they have a good bond, one, it’s not as strong as canon yet, and two, they get on each other’s nerves way more frequently, which is saying something
Then the day before Petey’s (21st? 25th? Something higher than 20 for sure) birthday, a certain dog-headed human breaks through the roof of the tower...
And that’s basically the prologue :)
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