#you are a fucking menace and I dont like you

[zeussim]

First day of period + a beginning cold is quite possibly the worst combo I could've had on New Year's Eve.

#i was probably infected at a party I went to #some days ago #ugh why do you go to a party if you have a cold #stay the fuck away #i bet it was one of those ppl screaming while playing beer pong #why tf would you scream indoors in an APARTMENT ON A NON-WEEKEND DAY #i dont care how drunk you are #you are a fucking menace and I dont like you #Plenty of ppl dont scream their lungs out when they get drunk oml just dont #you inconsiderate people ugh and the sane people (including me) were side-eyeing them like 👀👀 shut the fuck up #danes are very passive aggressive #ANYWAY I am tired and grumpy #i have a cold and my period #i just need sleep honestly and maybe a cry #ANYWAY AGAIN Happy New Year's Eve #nonsims

[lavenoon]

Sometimes you try to prank-scare the new hire and eat dirt instead, but you made them laugh so all is well <3

#post let luce #dcamv #fnaf moon #my art #look I dont have a brace but my knee hurts like a bitch on any given day #so I simply Do Not Run. #fuck that noise #if Moon came swinging at me I'd *maybe* curl up on the floor in a pathetic pile #but most likely I'd just freeze #how are you gonna handle that ya menace; huh? #jester who likes to chase people meets person who Will Not Run and only be scared #he doesn't want them scared #and he also doesnt wanna collide and injure someone he's trying to befriend (in his own way) as a first meeting lmao #but yes okay enough rambles have fun enjoy <3

[anxiously-sidequesting]

I personally love and obsess over disillusioned and self-isolating protagonists which is one of the reasons why I advocate for a Young Wizard who just leans so much into their role as the Savior that they're now just this broken down individual who now genuinely shares everyone's fears and legends of them of being this Ultra Powerful, Non-Human, Above-All-The-Peasants Legend Amongst Men. Being picked apart and analyzed (INCORRECTLY might I add) by strangers and people who fear/hate/revere you, no matter where you go or what you do, over and over and OVER it just literally whittles away at who you used to be, what used to make you happy and now you're replaced with what everyone made you into. Not You, but a Hero.

But you know what's even better 😈😈😈 a wizard who cracks in a different way and is now just baaaareeely holding it together. A wizard who just is not All There anymore. A wizard who's Good Maybe, but someone who genuinely gives you a GOOD REASON to fear a switch in allegiance. Someone who reminds you that your entire life depends on their mood

Give me Harley Quinn YW, give me a YW who cackles and shrieks in joy as they batter the evil to the ground, give me a YW who pushes at the very edge of the EXTREMES even when they don't need to. I want a YW who doesn't carry around a gleaming sword, or a mystical staff, but a bat with nails studded inside or a rusty machete; I want poems and songs of not a Hero but a wolf in sheep's clothing who just barely gets by in masquerading as the Commoners. An unhinged YW is the second to best Bad Ending you could ever get from this situation and I want everyone to think about this actually

#aka: my oc JALSBDID #no but i want an Almost Villain yw so badly. like full on villain yw is transcendent dont get.me wrong but i want THIS #all that fucking PRESSURE. that nobody could even BEGIN to describe in any post and the yw has to LIVE IT #this post was also inspired by wallaru's very last line in dialogue. no spoilers but you guys Know exactly what im talking about #also funny thought: dyvim would absolutely still support us and not be afraid of us if this ever happened #just like “aww look at them go <3” nobody can tell me dyvim would not support this. Nobody. #AU WHERE DASEIN AND THE YW ARE UNHINGED TOGETHER #dasein standing up for himself is hot but dasein who knows when to reign it in but DOESN'T anyway? 🥵🥵🥵🥵 #like super confident in himself. knowing EXACTLY who he is: a menace. and he takes (misguided?) comfort and solace in that shit #and then the yw being the same way......... bro #i got off topic but anyways JALSNDOESJ #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[xay2jang]

pov u used some random kid as a hostage in beika and it really did not turn out well for you

#dcmk #my art #edogawa conan #i think hes a menace. i like it when he gets his hands on guns #like that is so not child safe. evem if he were a high schooler thats soooo unsafe #its incredible. cmon little man r u gonna shoot?? i believe in u #i like when he gets into situations and actually calls the cops instead of running off by himself #theyre show up w huge lights and a megaphone saying You Fucking Idiot Criminal. Dont You Recognize Our Mascot #its so so funny and dear to me #this is very sloppy. alas i am very tired

[hayaku14]

funniest thing about hakuba meeting shinichi is that he thinks, "a decent detective who also has appreciation for sherlock holmes? FINALLY someone who understands."

but then he quickly realizes that he's best friends with hattori hot-head heiji and for some reason he's dating kuroba the fucking menace kaito. of all the people to surround himself with, shinichi chose the two people on earth who gives hakuba the biggest headaches and i think that's fucking hilarious.

also hakuba going from "oh well at least kudou will keep kuroba in check" to "oh shit oh FUCK i was wrong, there's two of them now FUC K"

#hakuba saguru #kaishin #kudou shinichi #kuroba kaito #i'll just sic kaishin at hakuba and let the comedy show begin #no cos hakuba rly thought shinichi would rein in kaito lmao #he is so very wrong #his actual full name is kudou 'kaito enabler' shinichi #shinichi is like 'nooo kaito dont do that' but will also watch kaito do the thing from the front row lol #is it rly 'i cant control what he does' or is it 'im too weak for him so i let him do what he wants cos i wanna see it too anyways' L O L #also shinichi being like 'oh yeah hakuba im gonna introduce my bf to you' KNOWING EXACTLY WHO IT IS LMAOOOOO shinichi the fucking menace lol #and hakuba's all 'oh that would be nice' and then he sees kuroba and hes like WHAT THE FUCK #(shinichi trying not to die laughing and kaito letting his doves record the moment so he can send it to hattori LOL) #do i rly just want to make hattori-shinichi-kaito torment hakuba? YES LOL i love you bby but i also love pissing you off 😙 #dc prattles #dcmk #detective conan #hattori heiji

[dusty-fat-boy]

My son is...

a menace...

#witness the menace #i slapped the arm of the chair to mimic his foot thumping so he knows i dont like that #like seriously #sir you own a dig pit #why are you digging my chair?! #bnuuy #dusty fat boy #bunnies #bunblr #bunnies of tumblr #bunny :) #fucking bnuuy #bunbun #please ingore the foot

[h-doodles]

truly not sorry but once again thinking abt miranda/mc/mia in RL. i need them SO bad. like, 2 of the most morally unsound persons (Mia & Miranda) + their little meow meow. Knowing both are so possessive and destructive (TO OTHERS) when they love and instead of running, fully embracing the chaos of it. Loving them despite their delusions of grandeur, the crimes, the secrets, and the deaths (+ undeaths) caused (or ordered!) by their hands. Acknowledging this is fucked up but you can't help it. Lovingly bitching abt their fights but fully done and gone to do anything else but to soothe and continue loving them, because after all those years of waiting and doing and redoing everything to be perfect was worth it for this.

also did i mention being their little meow meow. sorry Miranda, MC was the original gremlin in the relationship and Mia being the fucked up feral racoon she is now is not solely by her doing, MC was and IS the enabler in both relationships that it bled over sm and OUGHJJJJJHHHHhhhh im being so emo abt three (3) women being utter menaces frfr

#sorry but i truly love it when corruption didnt spread #it was in there all along #ALSO GOD. sorry but RL Miranda/Mia happened once to me in my brain. Dreamt abt one loop that they get so fucked up drunk they slept together #and like. they didnt process it until MC comes back fr and sees the unresolved vibe #miranda's screaming shaking crying throwing up when mia alludes to it in front of mc and mc is like. huh. good for u actually. #mia: so u dont mind? that we fucked once???? #mc: babe did u forget the stint of us fucking drunk before i met miranda. i expected u guys to do it more actually. #miranda: you WHAT. WHAT. WHAT. #mc: dont worry my love i truly do love and adore u!!!! and i wouldnt mind if u wanted to bring mia in really #mc (inside her mind): my god. these bitches gay. #mc (still inside her mind): miranda doesnt know mia's a menace when she's starting to fall and mia doesn't know mira's circling her either. #mc: god i love u both but u need to opem ur eyes really. my god. #then i woke up #and thought. hey. if this was plausible eva gets to have three (3) mommies fr and IM upset its not real ekdbdofjd #anyways dreams were sponsored by cinder's re8 harem fic #thank u cinder <3 #resident lover #mother miranda #mother miranda x reader #mia winters #mia winters x reader #mother miranda x mia winters #mother miranda x mia winters x reader #personal.txt #clown.txt #simp.txt

[flor4de4amor]

abby w this song.

#lina muses ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨♡୧⋆ ˚｡⋆ #bantering w her like i don’t wanna kiss her face off #dont get me wrong i beef w taylor but some of her music got me dancing and giggling kicking my feet #thinking abt maybe like bartender!abby w this song? or just meeting her at a sweaty sticky party n being a fucking menace. #abby anderson x reader #abby anderson x female reader #abby anderson #abby anderson fluff #abby tlou #abby the last of us #abby x reader #abby x you #Spotify

[youngpettyqueen]

I think if you asked Julian who the worst patient on DS9 is his answer would change depending on the day but if you asked literally any other member of the medical staff they would all say "Doctor Bashir" with absolutely no hesitation

#star trek: ds9 #julian bashir #I truly in my heart believe that Julian is an absolute fucking NIGHTMARE of a patient #to the point that they literally will not let him stay in the infirmary as a patient unless he is fucking unconscious #if he's awake he's a goddamn menace #it takes three officers to wrangle him into a bed and keep him there #because he could be actively bleeding out but if he sees another patient come in he'll try to get up #he makes poor Nurse Jabara grow greys #the SECOND he can be moved she's like 'great somebody call the O'Briens to come get him' #also you may be wondering why Julian's answer on the worst patient changes #because I know. I know Garak is the obvious answer #but also can you imagine trying to convince Kira she needs to be on bedrest #or trying to get Worf to even COME to the infirmary #dont even get him started on Martok #whichever one of those four has annoyed him more that day is his answer

[menacetosocietyy]

dude you are literally one of my favorite blogs and your taste is fice is immaculate. PLEASE tell me any ao3 recs you have, i just made my account and i need more shit to read 😭

HWAT I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENJOYED ME ALDJEBXIW

I'm so sorry to report that I don't use ao3 bc it scares me on mobile. Too many buttons and options. I only use tumblr :'))

But thank you so so much!! I'll continue with reblogging all the things I enjoy reading and am not too ashamed to share!

I'll rb this with my fav fiction writers in a min bc there's a few lol

#menaces screams #anon submission #anon ask #my eyes bulged out of my wee skull when i saw this notification #im so sorry that i dont use ao3 bro #i dont like reading on my laptop so i just stay away from that land #also what does fice mean #nvm looked it up #ITS A FUCKING NERVOUS BELLIGERENT LITTLE MONGREL DOG??? #BRO??? #how could you do this to me #this may be true #BUT ITS STILL FUCKING RUDE

[zapsoda]

prolly mentioned begore but ive been readin frankensteinfor class and me n this girl were bonding about how fucking depressing adams story wasi was reading his chapters feeling like pure shit writing down all his hardest quotes

#ooohhh but there was this other girl in my class who was like ohhh hes soscary and menacing insert sanism here #because the GUY who NARRATED the AUDIOBOOK didnt read his lines with enough emotion #thats not the characters fault !!!!!!!! whos to say that was shelleys intention !!!!! not you !!!!!! #i simply cannot jive with anyone who doesnt see the inherent victimhood and tragedy of adam (sorry i dont like ccalling him creature) #listen i fucking love nameless main characters. #but as someone reading and describing the book i feel like he deserves to have one at the very least #yknow? #i feel like he deserves more than to be constantly referred to through his relation to victor or his inhumanity

[cowboy-robooty]

i get so fucking mad and incellic about vocaloid its not even funny

#I HOLD MY TONGUE. BECAUSE I WONT BE A PUBLIC MENACE I WONT BE A PUBLIC MENACE I WONT BE A PUBLIC MENACE #BUT I AM UNIRONICALLY A FUCKING CRANKY OLD MAN #GRINDING MY FUCKING TEETH I SWEAR TO GOD....... #me when i literally help run a project sekai youtube channel and i genuinely think project sekai has done irreparable damage to society #i hate that fucking game yes i play it yes i am continuing to train (still a scrub rn im tryna get my 32s down) #but its not me being an anti fan or cute or whatever when i say i hate that game #i Genuinely Hate It. #i hate what it stands for i hate what its done to vocaloid community i hate how it doesnt respect the classics i hate the fucking humans i #HATE FUCKING EVERYTHING #I LIKE PLAYING THE GAME BECAUSE IM A RHYTHM GAMER BUT OHHHH MY GOD #NO FUCKING RESPECT. NO *FUCKING* RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ITS BEEN HOW LONG AND YOU STILL HAVENT ADDED A SINGLE LAMAZE P SONG? #NO DEADBALL P? #WHERES SAIHATE. WHERES SING & SMILE. WHERES VOC@LOID IN LOVE?!?!?!? #TO MY MEMORY I REMEMBER LUKA LUKA NIGHT FEVER WAS ADDED BECAUSE IT WON A FAN POLL ASKING FANS WHAT SONGS THEY WANT ADDED TO THE GAME..... #YOU TELLING ME IF IT DIDNT WIN YOU WOULDNT HAVE ADDED IT ASAP? ITS A HOOD CLASSIC!!!! #i hate it i hate how theres humans so when they commission songs they HAVE to make the songs able to be sung by humans #BECAUSE THEY NEED TO MAKE SURE FUCKING MAFUYU OR WHATEVER CAN SING THAT SHIT #I HATE IT I HATE HOW WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY LIKE PROJECT SEKAI 80% OF THE TIME THEY DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE VOCALOIDS #AND CARE ABOUT ONLY THE FUCKING HUMANS!!! #DO ANY OF YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT HESOKURI WARS? #DOES ANYBODY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT LUKAS TUNA!!!!! DOES ANYBODY CARE ABOUT RINS TACTOR? #now everybody who likes vocaloid doesnt even know kiyoteru. YOU GUYS ALL KNOW KAAI YUKI BUT NOT KIYOTERU?!? BITCH HE COMES IN LIKE A PAIR #WITH HER #WHO YOU THINK KAAI YUKIS SCHOOL TEACHER IS? #i hate project sekai so much it has such a bad heart #i hit 30 tag limit getting started talking about pvs oh my lord im sorry i said i wouldnt say anything and exploded #this is the tip of the iceberg though okay guys im sorry i am a fucking freak about vocaloid #didnt even talk about how modern vocaloid also has greatly shifted its songs to be abt ocs rather than the vocaloids in aus n shit which is #fine in balance. but the shift is too great imo it feels like vocaloid is being used as a gimmick rather than apart of the songs soul

[mokeonn]

My friend sent me the Lily Orchard Dungeon Meshi final rating (I am a big dungeon meshi fan (the rating was an F+ (no idea what she was on about)))

And genuinely?? I wish I had the power to banish this woman off the internet forever. Like I wish she had a no-internet aura so every time she got on a computer it's internet was off. She needs to share her opinions among like-minded friends or keep them to herself and she needs to go outside.

#simon says #legit this woman is a fucking menace to media reviewing communities #she just... always has the worst takes ever #an F+.... how can one be so wrong #just say you didn't like it personally #you dont have to try and fucking GRADE it #anyways that's just my opinions about her after seeing that #i wanna vent because it feels like every 6 months she's back to stir shit up and nothing else #im clearly not wishing her harm i just wish her a very simple: stop sharing your opinions online. go outside #go get a normal job or something #she's just really loud about her really bad opinions #real ones remember her awful awful writing advice thread that was just wrong

[tiny-huts]

The speed at which I am blogging bitches who put X reader stuff in the bg3 tag

#bg3 #i have it blocked like three diff ways but it never matters! #come up with a common tag so i can blog it you menaces! #im a lesbian I dont want to fuck astarion i want to put him a terrarium and feed him dryer lint

[monty-glasses-roxy]

What if the carnival had an event where they turned a large area into one of those games where you ride around in a little tank and shoot each other with foam balls?

Roxy finding one of such tanks and suddenly it's her life's purpose to get this thing up and running again.

#this is all she wants now. #she wants to ride this tank into the atrium and shoot Freddy in the face with it. #she wants to cause havoc with it. #to jumpscare everyone in the building and chase monty around with it. #sifdsf shows up in the raceway during the day with it and just starts blasting #laughing like a maniac at the repeated shouts of 'WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!' #she COULD cause her usual Raceway destruction with her claws #OR she could very slowly and awkwardly aim the ball gun at the scaffolding and miss a million times lmao #it's not a huge thing and it's not the fastest thing in the world but its her favourite thing for a little while lmao #fixes a few more of them up and they've turned the atrium into a fucking battlefield #she's the local wildcard now you just never know what she's gonna find and throw at you when you least expect it now #flys plex history #breaking news: local menace finds new toy to cause problems on purpose with #I'm just wondering what other cool shit could find or what the most boring thing she could find is #all I can think of for boring things is those mini JCBs you have by ballpits or sandpits #like 'oh those look neat!' but they just. pick thing up and drop it elsewhere. #doesn't even have cool machinery sounds :( #TRAGIC!!!! boring ass thing that looks neat #some of them even look like you can drive them around but they just Dont #truly the only thing Roxy has no interest in #anyway. I might just make a list of little things that could have been in special carnival events and see what happens #cause its fun #plex history: seasonal carnival

[healingheartdogs]

People who don't know dog body language who have pushy sketchy dogs are so awful to be around. I told our housemates that their dog Klaus doesn't like me when we went out to watch the eclipse earlier today because I didn't want to go in the fenced yard with him out and they were like "oh no he's fine don't worry." When he saw me he charged up to the fence, high flagged tail, snorting and barking and jumping at the fence and they still were like "oh he's friendly, he just wants to smell you, see his tail is wagging". Like my dude... tail wagging does not mean friendly, and what about the noises he's making rn sounds friendly to you?

Selene's sister grabbed him and I thought she was going to take him inside because she acted like she was going to, but instead she stopped halfway and just held him back while I came into the yard and then let him go to run up and sniff me, which he had very stiff body language the entire time he did so. For a while after that he ignored me because of the kids calling him away and was chill, but still kept coming over and sniffing me occasionally and was very tense each time so I just tried to stay calm and sweet talk him and didn't try to touch him to help defuse the situation.

Then I walked a little away from the group to point out a plant in the yard to Selene's mom which was a mistake because once I was out of the little circle we were standing in he started body blocking me, tense face, stiff body, whale eyeing, and then jumping at me and barking. They tried to call him away and were like "oh he's just trying to get you to play, sorry he's so demanding of attention." I started trying to walk toward the gate to leave because he very much was NOT trying to get me to play and I did not feel confident in their ability to control him, and he immediately did it again. And again they tried to call him away. And I got maybe another two steps before he turned right back around and did it again. And they called him away again saying he was just trying to play. Rinse and repeat for a total of like six times of him body blocking me, tense and whale eyeing, and then jumping at me and barking. All while they're just laughing like "Sorry, Klaus just really loves playing". Dudes your dog is actually behaving aggressively toward me right now, please get control over him so I can leave he is NOT TRYING TO PLAY WITH ME.

This is the second time I've been invited into the yard while Klaus was out and the first time they kept telling me the same thing but he was actually following me around growling at me then and they were still like "oh it's just cuz he doesn't know you yet, he'll warm up to you, he's friendly". YOUR DOG IS SKETCHY. I DONT WANT TO INTERACT WITH HIM. HE DOESN'T LIKE ME. PLEASE JUST PUT HIM INSIDE WHEN I'M IN THE YARD WITH Y'ALL. And PLEASE learn some dog body language because nothing about his right now says "friendly" at all!!!!! Not even a little!!!! TAIL WAGGING DOES NOT MEAN FRIENDLY, ESPECIALLY A HIGH FLAGGED TAIL.

#i will not be going back into the yard while he is out #i only did this time because they made it seem like they were going to put him inside #but then didn't #i do not trust that dog #and they are oblivious and just laughing while he is actively menacing me #cant tell them shit about it though because they act like we're criticizing their parenting if we do and get offended #and then be like 'well your dogs are out of control so what do you know' because my dogs bark at strangers #like... okay your dog growls at and menaces strangers???? mine just bark at strangers who talk to them and try to rile them up #and i dont correct them for that because its not worth correcting and also not their fault #your dog is actually dangerous and you dont have control over him #my dogs are not dangerous and when i tell them to be quiet and get inside they do #so who doesnt have control huh???? #theyre just mad because theyre the strangers my dogs bark at sometimes and since i dont like how they interact with my dogs i allow it #because they are rude as fuck and do not respect my dogs' boundaries at all #and think that dogs shouldnt be allowed to have boundaries because they should be 'kid safe“ which really means shut down from punishment #thats how they are with klaus which is a big part of why i dont trust him too #because they have created a dog who gets punished for setting boundaries so that the kids can 'safely' climb all over him and annoy him #and to me that is a recipe for a dog that doesnt give a lot of warning before becoming aggressive because hes been punished for it #i do not trust dogs who have been punished for having boundaries #and i dont trust their owners either #also them doing that means their kids think they can do whatever they want to dogs and interact very rudely with them #so i dont let their kids interact with my dogs at all now because even with me constantly correcting them they ignore me and are rude #and that definitely is something theyre also salty about because their kids want to play with my dogs #and they also want my dogs to play with Klaus and there is mo way in hell I'd allow that which they also dont like #hes an intact bully who they have admitted can be 'really fiesty' with other dogs #and Hermes is an intact male who seems to have a 'kick me“ sign on him for other dogs and i just wont risk it #and it drives them crazy that i dont trust their strange dog not to be aggressive to my dogs and wont let them all be 'friends' #DOGS DONT NEED TO BE FRIENDS WITH STRANGE DOGS THEY DONT KNOW OR LIVE WITH #I hate ignorant pet owners that make their ignorance my problem #rant