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#you're not fooling anyone
cutecapybarapics · 2 months
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wreckerspocketcheeto · 2 months
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"If I had the chance to escape, I wouldn't hesitate to leave you behind."
I could practically see the smoke from your pants being on fire, Mr. Long Johns.
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Fine! Since you won’t behave, we’re swapping the charisma/strength scores of the bard and the barbarian. I hope you’re happy.
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charger-lens · 1 year
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meanwhile Kotallo’s like:
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random0815fangirl · 9 months
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chaoticsoulsword · 11 months
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Galactic leader "Do not expect me to help you out of sympathy. In fact, I WILL help you regarding the dimensional rifts, but not because you’re asking or anything. I merely aim to investigate my hypothesis and avoid more damage to my organization. I do not rely on emotions. My reasoning is rational and my curiosity, purely scientific, is all” Cyrus.
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esteemed-excellency · 4 months
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scandalous little creacher :)
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stephobrien · 1 year
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Qilby: “What makes you think I won’t get rid of you and dear Balthazar?”
Yugo: “The last time you were rid of me, I was in the Shukrute, and you literally knocked yourself out getting me back.”
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spinergy-69 · 9 months
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This is my first try
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kiame-sama · 1 year
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Shame
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Just because you put it in anon for the following near identical requests doesn't mean I am not annoyed as hell with you.
Also, Ageless Blogs, do y'all really think you're pulling the wool over my eyes and I am not immediately suspicious that you're a minor who DOES NOT BELONG ON AN 18+ BLOG?? If you are not 18+ YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE. Not only are you putting yourselves in danger, but you are causing problems for everyone else. I don't give a damn if you have fucked or not or what you seem to think you are allowed to do because of it, LEAVE. You are not wanted here you stupid kids. The fact you think you are so crafty by just not putting an age shows how dumb you are. Get the fuck out of here. Adults don't want you here and I don't want you here. If you are under 18 and think you are just so mature, go bother someone else! Don't make me go through and block every ageless blog I see because I know some of you are adults who are shy about their age and being on a fanfic blog. Leave before I make you leave.
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vole-mon-amour · 7 months
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Hot take, but Johnny and V have more love for each other than Kerry and V have. I can understand Kerry's platonic love for V (which isn't perfect, but that's another topic), but romance? It's always been Johnny. And, canonically, it's always been toxic and codependent for the most part (and on both ends, too. In a way, Johnny needed Kerry as much as Kerry needed him. The difference is that Johnny wasn't ready to admit that.)
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unhinged-nymph · 8 months
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also lol at them saying they never actually spank or partake in that kind of activity when they've been edging each other with small doses of pain for decades now
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josephseedismyfather · 11 months
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Last Line Tag
Thank you so much to @trench-rot, @socially-awkward-skeleton, and @inafieldofdaisies for tagging me in this, this is my favorite tag! 💖🥰
If you want to play, feel free to tag me! Tagging @hotmessteaparty because I love you and you get all the tags 😘 And you are the reason I am writing this, so thank you!
Today's last line is another from the untitled Joseph WIP. Afflicted to be posted in the WIP post. Very much just raw notes, not edited or ready to go.
"But my desire for you does not supersede my duty to The Project and all those who work for it. I will not jeopardize everything we've worked on for any one person. I cannot risk putting others at risk for my own pleasure."
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allycat75 · 2 months
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Obi-Wan: What's wrong Grim?
Grim, visibly panicking: Nothing is wrong :D
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: Grim you were saying we are all going to die ten minutes ago-
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alectoperdita · 1 year
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The worst pair of emails a girl can get.
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