#zerp

[bad-op-fic-ideas]

(024) Due to [plot device/s], Garp winds up at the Baratie, immediately getting into a fight with one of the chef's and breaking at least two tables in the process. This, of course, pisses off the owner, Zeff, who gives the marine a piece of his mind in the form of a kick in the ass.

And thus begins the romance between two old men with far too much time on their hands and far too little shame.

#op fic ideas #one piece #monkey d. garp #red leg zeff #garp x zeff #idk the ship name #EDIT: #zarp #geff #i have been informed that those are my only options #but i would also like to propose a third: #zerp

[kombatcake]

Hanzo: None of you might remember this, but there was a time when Kuai Liang was considered out of my league.

Hanzo: oh how the mighty have fallen (into my arms)

#mortal kombat #mortal kombat 11 #ultimate mortal kombat 3 #hanzo hasashi #kuai liang #subscorp #scorpion #sub zerp #queuetality #incorrect mortal kombat quotes

[operafantomet]

Phantoms performing both in replica and non-replica POTO

John Owen-Jones: Principal in West End 2001-2004, 2010-2011, and 2015, principal in the Restaged UK Tour 2012-2013.

Earl Carpenter: Standby and principal Phantom in West End 2003-2007, and 2011, principal in the Restaged UK Tour 2013, principal in the West End revival 2023.

Josh Piterman: Principal in West End 2019-2020, principal in the Restaged Aussie Tour 2022.

Ben Forster: Principal in West End 2016-2017, principal in Thessaloniki and Athens 2020.

Tim Howar: Principal in West End 2018-2019, principal in Athens and Thessaloniki 2023.

Joel Zerpe: u/s in Stockholm 2016-2017, principal in Kristianstad 2020/2021.

John Martin Bengtsson: u/s in Stockholm 2016-2017, alternate in Copenhagen 2018-2019, standby in the World Tour 2019, principal in Kristianstad 2022/2023.

Ramin Karimloo: Standby and principal in West End 2006-2009, principal at RAH 2011, principal in Trieste 2023

Gerónimo Rauch: Principal in West End 2013-2015, principal in Madrid 2023-2024

(feel free to add others in the comments!)

#phantom of the opera #john owen jones #earl carpenter #josh piterman #ben forster #tim howar #joel zerpe #john martin bengtsson #ramin karimloo #geronimo rauch

[cienie-isengardu]

So... Cages stick together, the same as Bi-Hans? XD

#mortal kombat #johnny cage #bi han #sub zero #i'm sorry but this is a pure gold screenshot i love this scene #i love bi hans stick together #(unless this is sub zerp kuai liang and sub zero bi han?) #mortal kombat spoilers

[tacodemuerte]

No jungle.boy but we do have the sloppiness old man divorce and lucha mind control SO IN THE END, NOT SO BAD, SO GOOD EVEN, REALLY GOOD PERHAPS

#luchasaurus #at this point im convinced jack is gonna take lucha back #idk when but im okay eith waiting its like WHATEVER MY OWN FAULT FOR GETTING EXCITED ABT GLASS DKDJDUR #edge ans cage was such anfuciking great match it was insane #eddie v mox was greAT #kris vs willow WAS SONGOOD SHOUOD HABE NOT BEEN ZERP HOURREd #did notnwatch jericho or miro matcH #why does hook keep winning thingsnwhen it doesnt benifit him at aLL #abadon v julia was fun! but julias finishing move always feels lack lustER #riho v toni felt kinda strange likennot as good as i hopED #Uuh what eLSE #LUCHA..JULIARD ACTING

[marleneoftheopera]

Production shots from POTO Kristianstad ‘s first run in February 2020 featuring Joel Zerpe and Sara Ollinen.

#joel zerpe #sara ollinen #poto kristianstad #The Phantom of the Opera

[witchblade]

i just realized i had a dream about aespa drama earlier ?

#like specifically i was being scared in the music video trying to get Oyt of the way of the set pieces and dancers and whatnot #like not during filming i was physically in the video but 2. lily was there for some reason #there was zerp human interaction i was just dodging for my life i was having a very different experience to everyone else there #zero not ZERP.

[evanbuckleysarms]

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Well. I guess I DIDNT need to be stressed about going in late today after all

#to be clear. Joseph is the founder of my company and my boss. #he’s kind of a super narcissist and very unhinged so you never know what you’ll get with him #it’s either zero or 100 #luckily it seems like today is zerp. #zero* #work nonsense

[a-tale-of-legends]

I think María moving Luca and themself to Paldea is the same as Kalea moving to Alola with Ames. While Galar isn't exactly bad, and it's working on becoming better with Leon and Naomi, it wasn't a good place for Luca mentally. Especially with the yearly gym challenge ( though I think after the darkest day, the gym challenge might have been skipped the next year just so everyone can have a proper break), which just causes Luca to shut down with the usage of dynamax pokemon. Paldea was essentially a getaway from it all, so he can start fresh and heal from the experience.

#also i think luca's moddy would have luca signed up for therapy #before everything with area zerp #*zero #though i do think it's a matter of 1) if they can afford it which i think they can lol #and 2) if Luca is willing #and i don't think luca is by the start - he's insistent that everything is fine #i think at some point during the main story luca's mom does sit him down to talk #and talk to him about getting a therapist or doing school counseling #....does Naranja academy have school counseling? #do i have to make an oc for that? damn #anyway #yeah luca and therapy good #legendverse #r rambles #oc: luca valero #pokemon oc

[twilit-tragedy]

My GOD, I almost just lost half a year of progress in Stardew Valley, holy fuck. All because I thought I had forgotten someone's birthday and wanted to restart, only to THEN REALIZE I WALKED BY HER AND GAVE HER A DIAMOND BY CHANCE 💀😭 Anyway, we're fine now. Still have to redo the day, but it's better than being thrown all the way to winter lmao.

#twilit personal #me ''huh wasn't she at zerp hearts? how did Just a diamond up two hearts? it's just a liked gift?'' #BECAUSE IT WAS HER BIRTHDAY 😭😂

[gamersgalore]

35+ Best Sims 4 Couple Poses for That Extra Spark

Feeling the ‘same old pose’ struggle in your Sims 4 friendship or true love story?

Time to spice up your virtual romance! In this post, you will find the most adorable Sims 4 couple poses to capture sweet moments or turn your Sims’ love story into a cinematic masterpiece. 💑📸

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Your poses make our virtual stories picture-perfect! 😍

#sims 4 cc #sims 4 cc finds #sims 4 custom content #sims 4 maxis match #the sims 4 #ts4 maxis mix #ts4 cc finds #sims 4 #sims 4 mods #sims 4 poses #sims 4 pose pack #sims 4 pose download #sims 4 pose cc #sims 4 pose player #sims 4 couples #sims 4 couple poses #ts4 poses #ts4 couple poses

[herpsandbirds]

Variegated Lizardfish (Synodus variegatus), family Synodontidae, Raja Ampat, Indonesia

photograph by Rickard Zerpe 

#lizardfish #synodus #synodontidae #fish #ichthyology #ocean #animals #nature #asia

[operafantomet]

Some hithero unseen photos from Phantom of the Opera in Kristianstad, Sweden. Featuring Joel Zerpe (?) as the Phantom, Sara Ollinen as Christine and Anna Hammarqvist as Carlotta ( from here )

#the burning piano 100% reminds me of the restaged tour #phantom of the opera #joel zerpe #sara ollinen #anna hammarqvist #poto sweden #poto kristianstad #non replica

[weirdmageddon]

that rick and morty episode with the microverse in rick’s car battery and the miniverse in the microverse scientist’s car battery is literally all of homestuck like genuinely

i just came to this conclusion after writing what i believe is one of the most birds eye view perspectives of what we can think of as “currently happening” in acts 1-5. imagine homestuck as that r&m episode. that is whats going on with the “what” and “where” in acts 1-5

in analogy to the ricks must be crazy, the kids’ universe (B) is like zerp zanflorp’s universe, and the trolls’ universe (A) is like rick’s universe.

we are starting homestuck from the perspective of zanflorp. our entire existence is a microverse in rick’s car battery and we don’t know it. our entire existence, all of our universe’s (B) time and space is contained in the car battery within rick’s own universe (A). and also we’re working on our own miniverse (C). but in making our universe (B), rick fucked up and now something that originated from our universe (B) has escaped from our universe, one level above, to rick’s universe (A).

because rick fucked up, the only way to be able to make a miniverse (C) is to reset the starting parameters of the microverse (B1 -> B2)—our universe. and then this is where the analogy falls apart because the green sun furthest ring

this is the most intelligent thing ive written in my stoned life

homestuck is actually really simple structurally because it’s recursive, but theres so much nuance in the bullshit that goes on that you completely lose the big picture and how one group exists in relation to another. like the relationship of the trolls’ universe to the kids’ universe

from the perspective of the trolls, they can see everything about the humans. but to the humans, the trolls are like invisible spacetime gods because they can communicate with the humans over many spans of years, but to the trolls it is instantaneous (within spans of minutes) and linear while they’re hiding out on the meteor for 12 hours. like how we experience the flow of time. some trolled linearly and some went backwards like karkat

#hs #homestuck meta #stoner posting

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Stop a Moment for the Sand Striker

Also known as the bobbit worm, Eunice aphroditois is a marine bristle worm endemic to both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans, in waters up to 95 m (311 ft) deep. Because they spend most of their time under ground, the sand striker is rarely seen. However, they can be found in both coral reefs and deeper, rocky or sandy ocean floors-- anywhere they can hide and ambush prey.

This species of bristle worm is famous for its hunting methods. Individuals live in burrows deep under ground, with an entrance covered by sand or rocks, and only emerge at night. They keep these burrows stable by secreting a mucus-like substance which coats the sandy walls and keeps them in place. Because their eyes are rudimentary at best, sand strikers use their five antennae to sense passing prey-- usually fish, but also algae or organic debris. When their target is close enough, E. aphroditois ambushes it and drags it back down into the burrow with its large mandibles. This process is extraordinarily fast; bobbit worms have been clocked moving at 6 m (20 ft) per second. The mandibles are also retractible, which helps the bobbit worm swallow its prey.

Though only their heads are usually visible, the sand striker has an impressive body. They can grow to be 1- 3 m (3-10 ft) long, although they’re typically only 25 mm (1 in) wide. Like other bristle worms, their bodies are made up of segments, protected by a hard, irridescent exoskeleton. Most sand strikers are deep purple or black, although individuals in a variety of colors have been documented. In addition to their exoskeleton, bobbit worms also sport sharp, venomous tentacles down the length of their body to deter threats. Adults are typically avoided by other, larger predators, but juveniles can be targeted by fish.

E. aphroditois lacks external reproductive organs, and instead is a broadcast spawner. When they’re ready to mate, female sand strikers produce a pheromone that attracts males and signals them to release their sperm. The females them release their eggs into the water, where they become fertilized and develop into larvae. These larvae swim freely for several months to a year, during which many become food for other animals. The survivors begin to segment and burrow into the sand, where they become sexually mature. In the wild, bobbit worms can live anywhere from 3-5 years, though some biologists believe they may have a longer lifespan of 10-15 years.

Conservation status: E. aphroditois has not been evaluated by the IUCN. However, populations in coral reefs are threatened by habitat decline.

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Photos

Richard Zerpe

Department of Biomedicine, University of Basel

Chutinun Mora

#bobbit worm #sand striker #Eunicida #Eunicidae #marine polychaetes #polychaete worms #bristle worms #worms #segmented worms #annelids #invertebrates #marine fauna #benthic fauna #coral reefs #atlantic ocean #Pacific Ocean #indian ocean #Indo-Pacific

[evpatya]

heyah!!! :-3

i wanna share my regretevator npc concept.

Glerpy is gnarpian. Xe has a height of a normal player, or a bit higher.

Xe has 150-140 hp, and can enter the elevator.

From part xe is infected with a virus ( i described it on the reference pic), but it doesent affect xem.

Glerpy is a scientist, who is sent from planet to explore the regretevator and other npcs and other races. Xe enters the evelator on the "Area 51" floor when you activate all the devices. Xe will walk from the opened door with a last device. If you activate not all things, Glerpy wont enter.

facts abt xem

• xe is not that agressive to other npcs, as Gnarpy

• xe isnt related with gnarpian army

•Glerpy doesent understand what Fleshcousin is and tries to ask more questions

•xe knows abt gnarpy, but they look more like acquaintances

Intetraction phrases:

snowball:

"pleaz, ztop."

" ZTOP. "

spray:

"why are u zpraying me with diz thing????"

" iz thiz even safe???"

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xe will have dialogues w pest, Gnarpy, Poob, and Fleshcousin.

DIALOGUES.

Pest:

p—Are you one of those mean and angry gnarpians?

g—UhhhH whatz? sorry, i didntz lizten

p— Nothing. ホラー。

g — Alzo, what can yourz hornz do? Can u drzop zem?

p - None of your business.

g — rzude!!!

Gnarpy:

gl- Hello, general.

gn - UUUh FINALLY ZOMEONE NORMALZ I AM TIREDZ OF DIZ ZTUPID CREATUREZ!!

gl — Andz why are zhey ztupid?

gn — UUUUhh BECAUZ!!!!

Poob:

p- Hello! Who are u?

gl - Hello. I woulz likez not introduze myzelf. Butz, do u like partyz??

p- YEAH! how did you guess that??

gl -your accessoryz zay zo. And, i wanna azk zomething.

p - whatever ! :-)

Fleshcousin:

g - uh, why are u movinz like zat??

f - as cold world path fox table down the train weather

g - what doez zat mean? And why arez u falling apartz?

f - road ticket book hat party look

g - THATZ MAKEZ NO ZENZE!!! can u tell normally?

f- znarp zroad day znepping on zerp

q- WAIT WHATZ? ok, i understoodz.

ENTERING ELEVATOR:

— Oh, you donez really wellz.

— I wouldz like to azk you zomething.

full elevator :

— i wouldz better ztay here...

—uh.. no timez for exzploring

In the elevator:

— What didz i zay beforez? UUUh bad memozry..

— would you likez to volunteezr to my ezxpirient?

ALSO. he comews out on:

- slide 4 admin

- infected apartment (he sits on the couch)

- UES (uses computer)

- funny maze

xe has also a model, and sounds :-3

( it was in axosun dc https://discord.com/channels/607652967092584470/1179874260798414968/1180641381572673586 )

#regretevator #npc #concept art