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Miss Namari I love you

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bound to fall in love

#osdd #me and my bestie #did system

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I was so stressed and angry when I was 13.

I had a right to be, looking back at it all.

wish I could tell him that.

#not an incorrect quote #The turtle talks #deep thoughts #emotional #numb

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Rosalina and Lesbian

I feel like fellow Lesbians will also agree with me here

#wlw #masc lesbian #lesbian #rosalina

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Phil: [Looking at some red vines covering a wall] Has this always been here, by the way? This stuff?

Bad: Yeah.

Phil: Yeah?

Bad: It was here the other day.

Phil: Ok, ok...

Bad: Looks kinda nice, doesn't it? Like... could you imagine if this whole wall was covered in it?

Phil: [Stares knowingly at him]

Bad: Wouldn't that look awesome?

Phil: [Trying not to laugh] Shut up– shhh. Shut.

Bad: [Mischievous laugh] Yeah! You like the–

Phil: Shut your mouth, oh my god– Right, I'm gonna- I'll be back in a bit, alright?

Bad: You love the idea!

Phil: NO— [Warps away, then cracks up laughing, hitting his desk] God damn it.

#they way I screamed #OH NO #eggpire #dsmp egpire #dsmp #dsmp lore #qsmp #badboyhalo #c!badboyhalo #philza #q!philza

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OH. NO OUR BOY

In honor of 420

Never eat pot brownies at school 0/10 recommended, wont be doing it again

#foosh #c!foolish #c!foolishg #c!foolishgamers #qsmp #fanart #the turtle talks

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YOU. NEW FOLLOWER. ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A MINECRAFT YOUTUBE FANDOM BLOG

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You know that one meme ish video that goes

"Id never cry to a Frank Ocean song!" Then he cries to the song?

yeah?

Thats me with Bluey and Bluey episodes.

"Id never cry about a show with cartoon DOGS!"

*Sobs in a coroner*

#bluey cartoon #bluey heeler #bluey art #bluey fanart #bluey #bingo heeler #bluey show #chilli heeler #memes #humor #not an incorrect quote #not dsmp #not qsmp #the turtle talks

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I will find you in every universe (derogatory)

I love foolhalo being soul mates who find eatch other in every lifetime and every time they’re pissed about it

#then they make out #WHO SAID THAT #WHO SAID THT #I DIDNT #c!foolish #c!badboyhalo #c!Foolishg #c!foolish gamer #c!bbh #c!bad #land duo #foolhalo

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Bad is talking about DSMP eggpire lore and the original DSMP ending and OH MY GOD

Basically to sum it up, the characters within the DSMP were pulled in from different places to be DreamXD's "play things"

The DSMP universe was supposed to be in control of DreamXD. Everytime some big catastrophic event would happen, he would reset the cycle.

The original ending would've had everyone go to the end and try to kill DreamXD but before they could, he would've reset the cycle.

The egg was a product of that never ending cycle, trapped inside of it getting re-buried and having to get rediscovered every time.

This is not helping the dsmp relapse...

#badboyhalo #dsmp #dsmp lore #dreamxd #we were cringe in our dsmp phase #but we were happy #eggpire #cbbh #c!bad #c!bbh #c!badboyhalo #dream smp lore

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I recently showed a friend of mine a meme,

I hadn't focused on everything in the meme, but the title was like

"is that a dsmp refrence?"

With a bunch of things that could be refrenced, as a joke, to the dsmp. Hamilton, blue sheep, compas, etc.

She then looks up in confession and was like

"A red egg?"

and I got war flashbacks.

Dsmp fans will get me here.

#The turtle talks #the turtle speaks #dream smp #dsmp #dsmp lore #dream smp lore #o7 dsmp #lore #not an incorrect quote #the egg #dsmp eggpire #etc

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the original plan for the DSMP end was the reveal that dreamXD was the god of the universe that everybody existed in, and there was gonna be a massive attack on dreamXD where ppl would go to the end and try to kill him... but he would reset the cycle before they could kill him..... bad's personal idea was that the DSMP's cast were all people pulled in from different timelines and universes by dreamXD to be playthings for him to mess with... the egg was a creation not of dreamXD but just an aspect of the timeline. and everytime the timeline gets reset, the egg itself doesn't get reset but it loses its power and gets buried again..... I'm gonna lose my mind. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind

#oh wow #holy SHIT !!! #dreamsmp #dsmp #dream smp

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#finally someone recognizes our pain

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So real for that

on god i need twitter to crash and burn and die

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THIS IS THE POST

WOW

r/vexillology

The Flag of Japan but it's actually this hand towel with a perfectly-placed water stain

#FAVE <3

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People say i'm cringe but they don't realize that I, in-fact, already know it first.

I think that means I win.

#not an incorrect quote #not dsmp #not qsmp #the turtle talks #the turtle speaks #meme humor #humor #jokes #silly