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She’s here! I made some delightful (shuffle friendly) playlists on spotify that are a bit silly and you can listen to your results.

#mandy speaks #uquiz #dark academia #light academia #music #playlists #tsh #the secret history #tshasvines #the secret history as vines #donna tartt

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Are we in the mood for a little uquiz this evening ladies?

#is this my brand now? #tshasvines #tsh #mandy speaks #the secret history #the secret history as vines #dark academia #light academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #light acadamia aesthetic #donna tartt

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alright girlies and gays I impulsively made a uquiz find out which classical literature himbo you are

#mandy speaks #uquiz #tshasvines #dark academia #light academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #light acadamia aesthetic #cottagecore #classic literature

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Me: looks up "plus size dark academia" on Pinterest

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#not timotay 😩 #so this is what the girls are going through huh? #god this is upsetting #dark academia #dark acadamia aesthetic #dark academia fashion #tshasvines #mandy speaks

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Why doesn't TSH fandom talk more about how Charles Macaulay will adopt an animal at the drop of a hat. There's a greyhound that's about to get put down? I'm taking it home. There's a cat in an empty lot? I'm adopting it.

no no no... you’re right... we need to talk about this more... it’s one of his only redeemable qualities

#asks #mandy speaks #tsh #the secret history #tshasvines #the secret history as vines #Francis Abernathy #Bunny Corcoran #Richard papen #henry winter #Charles Macaulay #Camilla Macaulay #donna tartt #dark academia

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Who is Chris???????

lmfao Francis’s step dad he’s mostly irrelevant but has somehow made a lasting impression on my brain

#asks #mandy speaks #tsh #tshasvines #the secret history #the secret history as vines #francis abernathy #henry winter #Charles Macaulay #Camilla Macaulay #Richard papen #Bunny Corcoran #dark academia #donna tartt

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So are we just gonna ignore the fact that Charles and Francis hooked up at Bunny's funeral orrr???

#bunny corcoran #camilla macaulay #charles macaulay #dark academia #donna tartt #the secret history as vines #tsh #the secret history #francis abernathy #henry winter #richard papen #this just doesnt right with me #like you killed him at least just dont leave the funeral to hook up 😗✌

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Yo I got Judy how am I going to die

food poisoning in 14-17 years sorry babes (if it makes you feel any better I’m going in a car accident in 1-3 years)

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I got Francis' monogrammed cards on the uquiz!! :D just thought I'd share - also 10/10 quiz in general :)

Ahhh!! I’m so glad you liked it!!! And you should be honored because that’s genuinely the best result you can get in my opinion. 

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Okay here she is have fun ladies. 

#tsh #tshasvines #the secret history #the secret history as vines #dark academia #Francis Abernathy #Richard papen #henry winter #Camilla Macaulay #Charles Macaulay #Bunny Corcoran #donna tartt

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yes... I’m back folks... are we down for a uquiz this sunny morning (depending on where you are)? 

#mandy speaks

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#1

Lmao I guess I'll do this again why not?

1) Name?

My cat's name is Dusty!

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37 & 59!!! thank you!!

37. Do you think they understand you?

God I hope not, my mother calls him a bastard. I do think he understands me though, in a weird way. He just knows what’s good.

59. How long have you had them?

We’ve had Dusty since he was a kitten! He’ll be turning 11 in August, but we picked him up in late October when he was ready to leave his mother. 

#asks

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hey ladies and lizards this seems fun since my cat (dusty) gained fame on the uquiz I posted. send stuff in if you want he’d appreciate it.

Ask me about my cat

Send me a number and I’ll answer for my cat

1. Name? 2. Fur color? 3. Any family you know (other than you)? 4. Age? 5. Favorite toy? 6. Nicknames? 7. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave? 8. Length of fluff? 9. Any funny habits? 10. How old were they when you met? 11. What does their food bowl look like? 12. Indoor or outdoor cat? 13. Recent picture? 14. Old picture? 15. Cuddly? 16. Ever changed their name?

17. How have they changed as you knew them?

18. Eye color?

19. How do they express love for you? 20. How do you express love for them? 21. Any theories on what breed? 22. Do they ever wake you up? 23. How much do they meow? 24. Any hiding spots? 25. Do they enjoy guests? 26. Lofty objects to sit on? 27. Wear a collar? (and describe collar?) 28. How much shedding? 29. Do they enjoy brushing? 30. Ever drink from the toilet? 31. How do they get your attention? 32. Embarrassing thing they’ve done? 33. Weirdest thing they try to eat? 34. Are they like your siblings, children, or friends? 35. What time do they eat breakfast? 36. Do you cut their nails? 37. Do you think they understand you? 38. Ever make fun of them? 39. Do you take their picture often? 40. Ever hiss at you? 41. Ever try to scratch or bite you? 42. If you try to grab their paw, what do they do? 43. Do they ever eat bugs? 44. Canned or dry food? 45. Weight? 46. Ever got lost? 47. Do you buy them presents? 48. Do they respond when you call? 49. Do they ever see other cats? 50. Declawed? 51. Funniest expression? 52. Favorite place to be pet? 53. Worst thing they’ve destroyed? 54. Give them a head kiss. 55. What time of the year is most exciting for them? 56. Are they good at hunting real prey? 57. Do they ever attack nothing? 58. What are they doing right now? 59. How long have you had them? 60. If you could have them stay as a kitten forever, would you? 61. Ever baby-talk to them? 62. Favorite napping position? 63. Have you ever stepped on their paw? 64. Ever tripped you on stairs? 65. Any ear hair? 66. Favorite view from a window? 67. Describe why they are precious. 68. Fit the cat stereotype? 69. Chaotic neutral? 70. Do they enjoy following/ keeping you company? 71. Are you their favorite human? 72. Do they like tv? 73. Favorite noise to make? 74. If they were a Neko Atsume cat, what would their momento be?

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Bunny: Marion and I just got great some news and uh... let's just say she's gonna be vaping for two from now on.

#tshasvines #source:vine #tsh #the secret history as vines #the secret history #donna tartt #dark academia #Bunny Corcoran #Francis Abernathy #Richard papen #henry winter #Charles Macaulay #Camilla Macaulay

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Heyo ladies and germs have some secret history characters as my favorite John Mulaney quotes.

Charles Macaulay

Camilla Macaulay (ft. The Male Gaze)

Francis Abernathy

Bunny Corcoran

Henry Winter

Richard Papen

#tshasvines #the secret history as vines #donna tartt #dark academia #the secret history #tsh #Camilla Macaulay #Charles Macaulay #Richard papen #Francis Abernathy #henry winter #Bunny Corcoran #yes im tired of francis getting i will pepper in the fact that I am gay we get it #richard got the gay one you're welcome guys

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alright I’m hopping on board the uquiz train and it’s time to find out which minor character in the secret history you are cheers lads

#the secret history #dark academia #uquiz #tsh #the secret history as vines #tshasvines #donna tartt #Francis Abernathy #Richard papen #henry winter #Camilla Macaulay #Charles Macaulay #Bunny Corcoran