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hc that post-scoop michael uses crutches

#y e s #five nights at freddys #micheal afton

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Headcanon that Michael doesn’t know how to cook and only knows how to make instant noodles and cereal

#michael afton #michael afton headcanons #and popcorn

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#y e s #Michael Afton

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This idea popped into my head at random today. I then spent a ridiculous amount of time making these. I cannot stop laughing now send help-

#linked universe #HHAHAHA #lu funny #lu memes

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how did you learn to write well?

well first you have to be a very sad child

#writer stuff

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It is so over.

#RIP #tri force heroes #legend of zelda

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Michael would’ve had to have made money outside of what we see in the games, given he’s an artist, there’s a chance that he did art commissions.

There’s no reason to not believe that once tumblr appeared he did Immortal and the Restless fanart commissions.

I bet he had a fantastic blog.

#Omg i can already see this happening #Michael doing art for Immortal and the Restless #Michael afton #fnaf headcanons

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Do you know how many times I’ve said these exact words to my younger siblings. Big brother wars fr

(via @linkeduniverse)

#linked universe #update spoilers #lu warriors #i love this panel sm

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here's the article :3 maps below cut ^_^ @solargeist

#ocarina of time

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Lore-accurate Mike (Sleepy)

#the missile is eepy #Michael Afton #pookie is eepy #*gives blanket and stuffie*

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Canon, I think.

#absolutely canon #skyward sword #link

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So me and a bunch of friends on Discord recently got together for a powerpoint night. I made mine on every character in Hyrule Warriors. Enjoy some of the spoils of my suffering:

Fuck tumblr's 30 image limit, find the rest here

#legend of zelda #hyrule warriors #funny

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Michael Afton using toys during shift?

Michael request! Thank you for reqesting this hot prompt!

Pairing: Michael Afton/Mike Schmidt x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, use of sex toys, creampie, begging, mutual masturbation, remote controlled sex toys, artificial cum, slightly sub Michael Afton

A/N: He is still babygirl!

Michael often brings at least one toy with him to help him pass the time. Never uses them when there's a high enough risk although one could argue that it would be a thrill to do so. Today he was using a Bluetooth controlled pocketpussy which you had full control over from your house.

"S-Slow down with it..." He moans against the phone, his legs shaking as he leans back in his chair, his pants pooled around his feet.

Hearing your chuckle he quickly presses a few buttons on his own phone which makes you gasp in pleasure. "Eye for an eye huh Michael?" You sigh, sprawled out on your own bed with a toy cock pumping between your legs. It was an interesting game that you played together.

Both of you raced towards an orgasm, and Michael reached down to cup his full balls, trying to imagine your hand doing it. "About to come." He whined, "Wish you were here babe. Wish I could... fill you up like I'm gonna do to this toy."

Good thing that you made some artificial cum to help stimulate the upcoming creampie. The cock pushed it in deep, splashing it on the bed too, as messy as when Michael would do it. "Hurry home." You left him with that and a picture of the mess between your legs, after which Michael sent a picture of his own, the toy pussy oozing with thick, white cum.

Dividers made by: @/cafekitsune

#fnaf #michael afton x reader #michael afton #spicy

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MICHAEL IS A MITSKI LISTENER ‼️‼️‼️‼️

#michael afton #fnaf

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The legend of korra sketches!

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#legend of korra #avatar korra #avatar the last airbender

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POV you are fish

#omg this actually scary #if i saw that id drown right then and there #prince sidon #absolutely amazing art 👏

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Celebrating Halloween w/ Michael Afton Headcanons

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Summary: Headcanons about celebrating the spooky season with Michael Afton

Description: Gender neutral, fluff, domestic, established relationship? a little angst? Cringe?

Other: Yes, I know it's past Halloween. :/ This was originally written for game! Michael, as I haven't watched the movie. I don't know if movie! Michael would match this, but imagine how you please.

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Since Michael has the daytime off (although he sleeps most of the day, reasonably so from his late night shifts), he likes to spend his time with you!

Like watching scary movies!

Yeah..Michael is not so into scary movies. He will watch anything you pick that isn't too gory. He prefers to watch dramas or pg/pg-13 Halloween movies/tv shows.

So something simple like the Addams Family, Scooby-Doo, or something romantic like Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, he would enjoy. "Scooby Dooby Doo, where are you? We got some work to do now!" You both would idiotically sing along, almost choking on popcorn.

Horror movies are just a bit too real when he is trying to enjoy his time away from the horrors already. He would much rather watch something you both can enjoy and cuddle on the couch to watch.

Would he like to carve pumpkins? Yes

Would Michael be good at it? No

While Michael would enjoy going to a local pumpkin patch (or more likely picking one out from the store) and picking out the perfect pumpkin and getting the special tools, he would not be good at carving.

Good carving takes practice. It's fair to say he didn't have the practice when he could carve. Meaning Michael remembers carving pumpkins with his dad and brother, but couldn't really carve.

As a teenager, Michael spent his Halloween out of the house at parties or 'pranking' other houses, he was out doing anything to stay away from home. When he moved out, he didn't go out of his way to celebrate the holiday. Maybe a bucket of candy outside and a decorative pumpkin but that was the extent.

But you were more than happy to teach Michael how to carve. Or perhaps both of you will learn together!

"Brains!" Michael groaned, imitating a zombie, holding a handful of pumpkin innards to your face. "Eww!" You laughed and slapped his hands away, making the innards splatter on both of your faces.

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Post-Scoop Headcanons: (more angst)

Michael would also enjoy classic movies like Frankenstein and Dracula.

He would 1. enjoy Dracula for the vampire drama and 2. like Frankenstein but could only watch it once a year since it's sad (especially for Michael), which you would comfort him.

You would definitely have to physically help Michael carve a pumpkin. As much as he wouldn't like to admit he's weak, he's not afraid to ask for help getting around on his elbow crutches, getting up, eating, or other tasks, and you gladly help him with an exchange of a kiss. Your body hugged around Michael's back as he leaned forward on the counter, your arms slithered around his waist while your hands rested on top of his to help steady the knife on a pumpkin you deemed perfect. The cuts were jagged and uneven, but perfect, perfect in your eyes.

#fnaf #michael afton #headcanon #halloween